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Oh Good. We Have Another Crazy Who Cleans Up After The Crime

July 26, 2019

Hello my lovelies.  It is your fearless queen back from the trenches of internet hell where signals keep dropping and I get every other word sometimes.

This may turn out to be the most boring murder trial in the history of ever.  She is clearly quilty, the defense hasn’t thrown up one objection except for one calls for speculation.  The judge I am pretty positive is a kids party clown or a cowboy on his days off.  He is the happiest Judge I have ever seen.  Also just for your edification the microphone is adjustable.  I heard that about eleventy billion times today.

First up was Liuetenant Carr was first up today.  He described the scene and then we discovered he has a bloodhound nose since he could smell decomp through a locked door.  He picked said lock with a screw driver and found dead dad covered with a comforter. He had a gunshot wound to the head.  The found his golf hat in the washer.  Apparently he got a hole in one.  Deputy Dawg got bonus points for using lividity correctly in a sentence as in he could tell by the lividity that buddy was dead.

Defense was up and asked a couple of routine questions about an open window and a bag of chips in a chair as well as a purse and keys and that was all.

It was all foundation stuff today, nothing exciting.  Where the blood was, that she cleaned up, where the bodies were in relationship to the house.  Please let part 2 be better.

RBMD peacing the fuck out

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Opening statements are sooooo over-rated

July 24, 2019

Hello again my lovelies.  It is I, self appointed judge, and queen of all I survey.  Opening statements have started and they are boring as fuck.  The prosecutor was at least succinct about it.  His opening statement was basically bitch killed her parents we have proof thank you goodnight.  Then the defense council stood up and brought visual aids and you just knew it was going to be bad.  And it was.  What I have learned during this opening statement is you can say the exact same thing eleven different very boring ways.  Nicole or as her lawyer would like you to believe “this crazy bitch here that I have to represent is so crazy she doesn’t even know she’s nuts.” Also she smells bad.  She was a battered child, she’s schizophrenic, she was freaked out because her mother ruled her life.  Her sleep patterns were completely backwards which is a problem for a lot of us because it is apparently a sign of schizophrenia.  Ergo she is not responsible for her actions because she’s a nutbag who is obsessed with frozen and looking like one of the characters and basically acting like a weird nineteen year old.  I was a weird nineteen year old and I never shot my parents and they fucking deserved it.  Oh and the

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Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Nichol Nachtman Is Crazy Assed Crazy.

July 23, 2019

What we have here is failure to communicate.  Unless you have internet and any search engine and you can see Nichol yukking it up with her brother on a visit to jail.  What I know is she killed her stepdad and her real mom because voices duh, her brother finds her hysterical and they are going for an insanity defense.  So basically they got nuthin’ so they have to punt.

Death penalty is off the table (in florida) that is like taking the death penalty off the table in Texas.  What the actual fuck?  Nobody is saying why right yet.  I will keep looking.

Here is a great link for those of you who wish to play the home addition:   https://www.scoopnest.com/s/Nicole%20Nachtman/      Hopefully the  damn thing works word press has really fucked up my jam since I last posted a trial.  Anyway check out the link even if you have to type it  in yourself there are pictures and everything.  It’s a  good source of info.

Everyone now pray to the gods of trials that this be televised.  Or that I win the lottery and am still not on a no fly list and can go to Florida and report from there.

This is gonna be a good one so everyone thank Donna for picking it.  It would have flown right under my radar.

Thank you Donna.

Till next time my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 


Okay, you all pick. Old trial, or something new that I either have not heard about or am not concerned with and I will write the shit out of it. But I want to know what you want.

July 22, 2019

I only ask that we don’t do kid killers.  Someone that happened to kill a kid while killing someone else is fine just not child murderers.  I can’t dig any humor out of that no matter how hard I try and I have tried.


So, to the point of blind faithfulness.

July 22, 2019

To be blindly faithful is to believe something that every other thing you see before you refutes.  It takes a certain mindset to be blindly faithful and not being of the blindly faithful kind myself I thank the human brain that it works the way it does.

So we were at the point of warrants and phone calls and a hardware store owner and Ferlin and Ricky and Poor misunderstood ROB.  Welp those Louisiana police do not play and they done arrested everybody just to be on the safe side.  Felize got herself a lawyer cuz that woman had a tale to tell.  Ricky got bail and the guy that the police think shot the woman moved into her home for the trial.  Rob couldn’t make bale being as he was broke as a joke and bondsman don’t take kindly to dead mothers of young children apparently.  Tessie MacBride also moved in to keep an eye on the youngest boy and no I am not going looking for his name again we will just dispense with it right now and say to this very day he believes his daddy didn’t do nuthin.

Well Felize story was one of money problems and Rob O asking her if she knew someone who could take care of Maria.  Maria by all accounts an earth bound angel. Of course Rob O denied all this, ricky dunlap denied knowing anything about it, Ferlin admitted to taking money but insisted he was never going to shoot a woman just looking after her babies and then Rob O got on the stand.  He proceeded to pronounce his undying love of his wife and how very much he missed her and someone very much like juan Martinez went after him like a rabid dog.  You loved her so much he asked incredulously?  Rob cried and confirmed he did.  He then asked if he loved her so much why were her ashes still sitting in a drawer at the funeral home?  Where was his wedding ring? Rob O got a standing 8 count that day and he knew he was in serious trouble.  But he had an ace.  Surely his boy would tell a little white lie for him.  He called Robbie and asked if he’d say he was in the house the day one of the phone calls was made because if he did the case would fall apart.  Robbie was slightly taken aback by this request seeing as how his daddy was innocent and all.  He finally got mad and said no way and he kept his word.  he took the stand, held his head high and told the truth.  And that was the last nail in the coffin or Robert O Marshall.  He got the death penalty but it was converted to life.  Ferlin got a slap on the wrist and the shooter walked away scot free.

Thus endeth the Tale of Robert O Marshall piece of shit wife murdering bastard.  Hope he rots in hell.

 

That’s it my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Robert Oakly Marshall…fuck I just can’t with that name thinks he is more intelligent than the Louisiana police.

July 20, 2019

So everybody figured out right quick that the driver doesn’t get smacked with a tire iron and the wife gets shot. Twice.  Unless of course it was on purpose.  So the police started doing what police do and sooner rather than later they discovered about a hundred billion phone calls to a hardware store in Louisiana.  Maybe he was going fishing lets give him the benefit of the doubt for now.  Oddly enough that just happens to be where good ole Ferlin spent an awful lot of time.  There were another hundred million phone calls to felize of slut fame.  He wuved her.  He couldn’t live without her.  Even Ferlin who had absolutely decided he could milk this cow for a long time but he wasn’t killing that angelic woman.  Why not divorce her asked Ferlin.  Robert explained his dire financial problems and told him about the millions in insurance money he carried on his wife.  Selling tool he said.  Well Ferlin continued to milk the cow but word got back to someone that took umbrage with the fact that hitmen of Louisiana local 197 was not being represented so he told Ferlin he was taking over.  Ferlin was in a pickle.  He absolutely did not want Maria to die, he said even just from a picture he could tell she was a wonderful person, but money had been paid and the contract was due.  Enter ricky dunlap.  Ricky checked out the turnoff that Rob was supposed to take and approved the site and the plan was put into action. She got dead, Rob got Robbed of his 12000 which paid the contract in full Ferlin got PTSD.

Rob broke the news to his sons like he was ordering a burger with extra ketchup.  And of course his boys believed the story for a while.  Even after they found out about felize.  Hell they were to busy dealing with burying their mother and all the vultures that descend wanting clothes and knickknacks and whatever else they could escape with.  The second robbery.  Maria had nice things and the community wanted those things and Robby and Chris spent most of their time at the wake yelling at people to put stuff back.  Uncle Sal was there doing his best to help the boys.  Tessie MacBride had showed up and appeared to not be leaving.  She said she was staying to help with the boys, she was a family friend (and I use the term loosely).  She hated Sal and did everything in her considerable power to keep the boys away from him.

That is when the police started to show up pretty much everywhere.  Jobs, homes, stripmalls, you name it they showed up and they had warrants for everybody.

 

Tomorrow follow the lady there she is

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


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