It’s a Juanderful day for a Barbeque

the charcoal grill outside my trailer Arizona

Juan the pitbull Martinez wasted absolutely no time lighting the barbeque and having a good old fashioned cookout.  The smell of burning ho hair could be scented for miles and men long overdue for service started to push their little faces against the window begging for scraps before it was burned beyond recognition.

In between flipping ho burgers he paced in his usual dominant display of authority, giving the closing argument to end all closing arguments……..without notes.  We Do’n need no stinking notes was heard being uttered by co-pilot Esteban Flores.

The pitbull seized, shook and dismantled Stabbies huge mountain of lies while simultaneously flipping burgers, applying sauce and flawlessly showing the perfect fluidity of his prima fascia.

Stabby looked a little, well, stabby as her monstrousness was exposed once and for all.  In her rage filled state she scribbled madly, getting worse with each piece of her ridiculous story that was ripped away.  The human doorknob got angrier and angrier as Juan ripped away with huge satisfaction, one falsehood after another after another infinitum. Just for the record, Stabby seems to think that rubbing ones nose continually will convince everyone that you are actually crying.  She’s so smart that Stabby.  119 Everybody.  119.

The high point of the day though folks had to be when Alfred E. Nurmi actually giggled, like giggled like a girl when the pitbull told of Travis being all dead and naked, exposed, degraded in the shower.  I am actually waiting for the earth to open up tomorrow and just swallow the three of them up.

On a totally serious side note.  Hats off to Mr. Martinez for one of the most masterful closes I have ever had the pleasure to watch.  He brought Travis back to life for a little while during his close.


4 Responses to It’s a Juanderful day for a Barbeque

  1. Janie says:

    New word: canweapproach – a stall tactic

  2. Janie says:

    Wrote this in memory of Travis. I call it “Although”

    Although I never met you
    I know you all the same.
    Millions pray with your family
    to help them through the pain.

    A young man with much to offer ,
    a smile to light the way,
    your in our hearts, our minds, our souls, and together we all pray.

    Travis rest with God our father,
    Whose arms you now reside.
    God will keep you always
    forever by his side.

    So many loved ones left behind
    who can only wonder why.
    A life so young and promising is gone
    and we are left to cry.

    Your journey now is over,
    you’ve earned your wings today.
    God bless you always Travis
    forever and a day.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      That’s really beautiful

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Janie, I meant to add this to the bottom of my blog this morning because I really do think it is a beautiful sentiment and I think people should see it. I got busy and forgot. I have edited and added it with credit to you, if you would rather it not be there message me and I will take it down. I really hope you leave it up I think it is quite good.

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