Well, yesterday my heart broke for the Alexander Family (I actually do have one believe it or not) and somewhere from deep within my sarcastic and warped mind this appeared.
One night while I lay there napping
Suddenly I heard a flapping
Something not even close to rapping
Coming from my doggy door.
As I lay there thoughts abounding
Terror in my mind resounding
Pictures in my mind were bounding
Of a trial I followed ever more.
Pictures in my mind were blooming
Of a three holed wonder looming
Men of the world intent on dooming
With a screech I snarled NO MORE.
Then to a courtroom I was taken
Stabby stared, she was not shaken
Nurmi dreamed of cake and Bacon
Objection! a little pit bull roared.
my skin crawled as I pondered
Inside of my room it wandered
It said my camera was laundered
I said “you’re a stupid whore.”
Responsible for so much strife
Because it wanted to be a wife
It said so as it pulled a knife
And a gun of tiny bore.
In my dreaming state I was awake
I noticed that its tits were fake
It showed me cookies that it baked
truly a slut of epic score.
I awoke to the sound of screaming
Realized I had been dreaming
A smile on my face that had me beaming
Quoth the Writer: Stabby , I hope you see this and realize that the whole world other than for a few severely disturbed individuals hate you and hope you die after a very painful fuck up in the death chamber and then you get resuscitated so we can kill you again just for fun because you are a lying stalking sociopath insane bitch and you’d just kill someone else and we know it.
Oh yeah, and in case I didn’t mention it earlier, you are a lying, murdering, nasty WHORE!!