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Totally Not Made Up Unasked Juror Questions, Alyce in Blunderland Edition

I’m not on lockdown 23 hours a day- Arizona

Well, Satan has sent me up the next batch of unasked juror questions, these ones were all for Alyce LaToilette, I mean LaViolette.   He also skyped me to let me know that we can keep this one too, because if we haven’t noticed “This bitch also be crazy.”  Everybody thank Satan.

Totally Unasked Juror Questions for Alyce LaViolette:

1.  Are you high?  If so, where can I get some of what you are taking?

2. Have you always been a man hating bitch, or is it a recent development.

3. Can I have the number for your dealer?

4. Are you the one who filled out the forms for Stabby and if so did she pay you or did you take it out in trade?

5. Theoretically, if you did put Juan in a timeout and it didn’t work, would your next option be to spank him?  If yes can I volunteer?

6. The fuck?

7. Do you dream of severed penises?

8. Do you eat severed penises?

9. Are you mad at us?

10. Where is your office located?  I ask because I want to make sure I never, ever go there.

11. What exactly do you have against dwarfs?

12. How do you feel about garden gnomes?

13. Are we being punked?

There you have it everyone.  The questions the Jurors really wanted to know but the judge was afraid to ask.

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4 Responses to Totally Not Made Up Unasked Juror Questions, Alyce in Blunderland Edition

  1. Kat says:

    Hilarious, as usual.

  2. renea Taylor says:

    These questions had me cracking up. All i want to know is seriously why werent they asked….lol

  3. Susan David says:

    Looks like i have a lot of blogs to catch up…i didn’t realize..I’m excited to read them all ..you crack me up…glad i finally found you!!

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