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The Stabby Arias Book Club Selections

Pretty bored waiting for the new farce of a PENALTY PHASE RETRIAL- Arizona

Hi kiddies, it’s your favorite neighborhood Stabby hater, here for another installation of things I can write about while I wait until hell freezes over for the PENALTY PHASE RETRIAL to begin.
I got to thinking about our altruistic little Stabbykins and how she wants to help all those poor illiterate single language speaking singlehandedly ruining the planet with all of their un-recycled trash inmates. What a noble creature Stabby is. The whole book club thing is a stroke of genius. Not as genius as my idea for the Jeffrey Dahmer School of Culinary arts, but it’s right up there.

I think about things all the time. Deep, deep things. You know, like Einstein. I have come up with a selection of Books for the Stabby Arias Hail Mary If This Doesn’t Work I’m Screwed Book Club. Wholesome reads for all of the exemplary human beings that are totally being framed right now as we speak and they didn’t do it.

1. American Psycho. Believe it or not, this is NOT about Stabby. I myself was shocked.
2. How to infringe copyright for fun and profit
3. Setting up an irrevocable trust under questionable circumstances.
4. Screw Son of Sam.
5. Snow White and the seven abusive little pricks who all mysteriously died in their sleep.
6. The court pencil and Nurmi’s Chair have a very bad day.
7. How to successfully pretend to be a superior court judge
8. Pitbulls for dummies
9. Hair dye – It can make a difference
10.How to use twitter to your advantage
11.HLN can suck it
12.How I became a Ninja-not based on true events
13.Migraines-not just for work sick days anymore
14.How to successfully harass anyone.

I am sure there are many that I have yet to come up with, but that should give the Stabby Arias Hail Mary If This Doesn’t Work I’m Screwed Book club some reading material to start off with.

Stabby, feel free to contact me anytime for more suggestions cuz I know that your good buddy Donovan is an avid reader. Hi Donavan. When exactly am I getting sued by the way? Any firm date yet or is it still just take it down or blah blah blah.

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3 Responses to The Stabby Arias Book Club Selections

  1. Slammy says:

    I just found your site yesterday and have been laughing and crying (sometimes at the same time!). I came for the Jodi Arias commentary and stayed for all of the other witty, insightful and heart wrenching subject matter. I really look forward to reading more when the trial starts up again and hope the cameras will be allowed. She is playing coy but may have a last minute change of heart so she can get another close up from Mr. DeMille!

  2. Blame Bulldawg says:

    Well done!!! … Laughing at many if the same thoughts my friends and I have.
    Book club..”How to Profit While Infringing on Copyrights”, The Big Coloring Book of Prisons ” (black and gray crayons included; red -add $2.00) . Lol.
    Looking forward to more of your posts..
    Stay well.

  3. reallybigmeandog says:

    Slammy: Thank you. I swear I laugh so hard I cry sometimes when I am writing them. Which is good, because I really hate that bitch and it keeps the homicidal thoughts at bay roflmao.

    Bulldawg: I love the Big Coloring Book of Prisons. Wish I had thought of it.

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