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Bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh Holy Fuck, the stupid whore’s resigning – Arizona

Oh hai everybody. It’s your favorite number one Stabby hater here with absolutely shocking news. spoiler (no one’s shocked)

In what could be yet her 9 millionth attempt at never having this trial happen, Stabby has once again reversed her decision to represent herself. Dun dun dun!! I gotta hand it to stabbykins. She is an inventive little fucker. Either that or she came out of the fog long enough to realize that Multiple personality disorder is a valid defense and she said fuck it let’s just go with that.

I know, I know you all have a bajillion questions and I may even have answers to some of them. Will it delay the trial? Odds are 9-1 against. Jenny from the Cell Block and Alfred E. have been kept on as advisory council so they have to be up to date on where she was going with this
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Why the hell is Cha Cha Delarosa who is supposed to be her mitigation advisor tweeting all over the fucking place? 7-3 for Stabby made her do it.

Will Lisa now actually go and have an ice cream party in Las Vegas? 50/50. My theory is this always was meant to generate income for Lisa and the rest of the troglodytes mentioned in that phone call so I’m betting for. By the way, we are all invited. See. Lisa's icecream party

How does Juan feel about all this? Nobody knows, he can’t stop laughing long enough to answer.

How does Alfed E. Nurmi feel about this? He’s already been seen headed for an all you can eat buffet.

So we can now expect a fourth defense of “my other personalities made me do it” or she will have one of her council whacked to delay the trial again.

Stay tuned kids, it’s gonna be a loooooong night I think. And I’ve got Pistorius to deal with sometime tonight. *sigh* pass the gravol and the Stabby strength Tylenol.

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10 Responses to Bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!

  1. Lacey says:

    Love it..u nailed it

  2. Fran Mesick says:

    You are positively the BEST! I have been
    told that I am too serious and don’t have much of a sense of humor but you prove otherwise. You get my tickle bone every time. Love your blogs. Thank yo so much!

  3. pinkpumps25 says:

    I’m in love with this blog. I had no idea it existed until today. Thanks for humor.

  4. As everyone else has already stated the obvious, your blog is awesome!! My kind of humor too. I’m so glad I signed up to get them in my email, never want to miss a single blog. Thank you

  5. Kathy G says:

    From the looks of “things”….:)…..the reports of Alfred E. heading for all you can eat buffet, are indeed true!

  6. I would say that reports of Alfred E hitting the local ” all you can eat “strip of Mesa, are TRUE from the looks of him! Although a few visible parts are still……lose and flabby. Eeegads I just got a horrible visual……

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Kathy: Yeah, he does seem to be plumping back up doesn’t he. I think he may be a stress eater.

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