Lets Take a Break From Stabby For a Moment and Talk About One Of My Homegrown Nutbags

We got our very own insanity sandwich-Ontario

Hai kids.  Not much exciting to report in the world of watching paint dry that isVoire dire for the Stabby thing.  Since that is the case, I thought I would bring you a little piece of psycho sauce from my very own neck of the woods (well Quebec but still) Luka Magnotta. WARNING: THIS IS GRAPHIC. I AM NOT KIDDING. I’M SORRY, BUT THIS IS WHAT WENT DOWN AND IT’S WHAT I HAVE TO WRITE.

This is Luka Magnotta.


If the thought crossed your mind that you may have seen him before, stop watching gay porn and or soliciting male prostitutes because he was both.

Luka Magnotta also takes my blog waaaaay to literally and decided to open up his own Jeffrey Dahmer School of Culinary Arts. Bitch never paid me a royalty either.

Luka is the same sick bitch that the whole world wanted to kill for murdering kittens on you tube a couple three years ago. Unfortunately for the dude he killed, nobody found him. He was desperate to be famous. Famous, infamous whichever, it made no difference to this sick twist one way or the other. He just wanted everybody to know who he was. I’ve seen interviews this guy has done trying to get on some plastic surgery reality show (if I can find the links I will post them later, and also a news spot expounding how wonderful being a porn actor/rent boy was as opposed to being a stripper which was his first job.

Puka (type-o and I’m keeping it) wanted everyone to think he was a man of the world and there are several billion very badly photo shopped pictures of him in all the hotspots all over the world. It would be funny except for the whole dead guy thing.

Anyway, Puka went out a trolling one night and met up with Jun Lin, a Chinese foreign exchange student who came to Canada because it is much easier to be a gay man in Canada than in China. We don’t shoot you and your entire family for shit like that here. Anyway, Lin and Puka ended up back at Puka’s apartment and that is when everything went directly to hell in a handbasket. And later a suitcase, a couple of hefty bags and two fed ex boxes.

The working theory is that he convinced Lin to play some sort of bondage game and once he had Lin tied up nice and tight he either drugged him or smashed him over the head with something heavy. Did I mention he filmed the entire thing? And yes, I’ve seen it. And I strongly, like really strongly recommend that you don’t go looking for it. It is bad. Like almost too much even for me bad. He killed the guy on film by cutting his throat, which makes a mess. Then he proceeded to stab him exactly 100 times with an icepick. That is important because it shows that he was performing for the camera. Exactly 100 times. Dude was already way dead so at least there was that. Then he cut a few pieces off because why not and then he had sex with the body. Actually he pretended to have sex with the body for the camera because it was very obvious that he was flaccid at the time. Oh and he’s got a really small dick. Then, because that wasn’t enough fun for one evening he went and got a knife and fork, cut himself off a hunk of Jin and ate it. Then he brought in a dog and let it eat a whole lot of Jin. Then he cut some more parts off and just for shits and giggles packaged them in fed-ex boxes and mailed them to members of parliament. Oh look, Christmas came early.

All of this made a big huge mess. While he was debating about whether to call Molly Maid or clean it up himself he ordered a pizza. I swear to god I am not making this up. He seriously ordered a pizza. From Pizza Pizza. So he ate his pizza, threw a bunch of body parts into the garbage out back of the building because again, why not, put Jun Lin’s torso into a suitcase which also ended up out back and then came back in and took a really good look around his apartment. My guess would be his next words were, FUUUUUCK MEEEEE. There is not enough bleach in the world to clean this up, so I think I will just grab my handy dandy passport and peace the fuck out. Which is exactly what he did.

Puka caught the first plane to anywhere that wasn’t Canada which landed him in Paris. From there he went to Germany. Silly Puka. Non-extradition countries are a psychopaths best friend. It’s in the goddamn handbook…….which I totally don’t own.

Anyway he got extradited and oh goody, we got him back. He has now decided that he did it but he is insane and everybody is going with that. His dad was schizophrenic so he has decided on schizophrenia by osmosis.

Puka is as pure a psychopath as I have ever seen. EVER. We are talking Ted Bundy level Psychopath here. He’s going to go to jail for life, which in Canada translates to 25 years. He will however probably get dangerous offender status because he filmed the murder which will keep him in jail forever and ever and ever. This is one of those things I wish we still had the death penalty for. Him and Bernardo and then they could scrub it again. I’d be cool with that.


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17 Responses to Lets Take a Break From Stabby For a Moment and Talk About One Of My Homegrown Nutbags

  1. Deb says:

    There are no words to describe the pure evil that is this sub-human. There is not one word of wit or humor to be found in this horror tale. It is important to remember that creatures like this do exists and walk among the human population – but they are not a part of it. We all need to be vigilant when we are tempted to trust someone we don’t really know. As far as blaming schizophrenia for his crimes, I’m not buying it. I know how badly people with this disorder can behave (if you want to call it that); but this is just a pure devil making a half-assed attempt at an insanity excuse to gain some form of leniency. He brought some of his hell to earth; he needs to be held accountable – fully. Thank you for sharing, Kelly; it’s been a sobering evening. Sometimes, you just can’t laugh…

    • Joan Soap says:

      Well said, Deb. I couldn’t agree more.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Deb: the only thing we can get from a pure psychopath is a learning opportunity. He seems to revel in the idea of talking about everything he did and the more we can gather from these things the stronger our defenses against them can become. Courts here accept the insanity card even less than they do in the states, so odds of this defense working are roughly .001%. He’s using it because it is all he has. They have the tape, half the fucking internet has seen it, he wrote a letter to the Toronto sun admitting he did it and saying how brilliant he was etc. He is not your run of the mill psycho. I cannot stress this enough. I feel almost bad about the blog tonight because I know it was disturbing, I tried to lighten it up a little, but I feel the same way as you, it is VERY important that we all understand that these things do walk among us. The thing about a pure Psychopath is that they are chameleons. They can and do fit in anywhere.

  2. Joan Soap says:

    Luka Magnotta deserves the death penalty.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Joan. Do you remember the ken and Barbie murders? Paul and Karla bernardo. We claim them too and if any sick fuck EVER deserved death it was Bernardo. Oddly, whenever an election comes around it is the one thing that is never on anyone’s platform. It’s like Canada has decided killing people that kill people is somehow too barbaric. We really are a wussy nation that way. I want the death penalty back. We abolished the death penalty in 1962 directly after the double hanging of Arthur Lucas and Ronald Turpin at the Don Jail in Toronto for separate murders. The death penalty was not revisited until 1987 and it was defeated by a close vote. It has not been brought back up since that time.

      • Tina says:

        Are the “ken and Barbie” murderers the ones who raped the womans younger sister and killed her, among others?? And if so, isn’t she out of prison now?

      • Joan Soap says:

        I do indeed remember the Ken and Barbie murders. Among other victims, Karla even participated in the rape and murder of her own sister. In 2012 Karla was found living on a tropical island, remarried, and had three young children. Some punishment, huh?

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        yup that is them. Biggest police fuckup in Ontario history. Every person who owned a Camaro, of which I was one, the same one I have now was questioned and the sick fuck was driving a Nissan 280Z.

  3. karen30036 says:

    I think there should be a death penalty. What is the reason for allowing people like this to remain on the planet? The only frustrating thing? The years of appeals. As far as Stabby goes, the poor Alexander family will probably never be rid of her …

    • Tina says:

      Yup, sad but true Karen, Stabby is like a fungus,nasty irritating fungi that is hard to get rid of, oh and leach, once she latches on, she just sucks and sucks the life out of her victims! She feeds on the very thing she lacks, a soul, she’s a soul sucker!!

  4. renaes24 says:

    Unfortunately, I made the mistake of seeing the video right after the body parts were found/delivered. He is one sick bastard. HOWEVER, I don’t want to see the death penalty back in Canada. Both here and in the states, it has never been given equally, and I don’t think there is a way to do so. Now, if you want to ship Bernardo and the ‘pig-farmer’ and this creep over to ISIS? I’ll contribute towards the plane fare. Let the barbarians slit their throats like pigs….I won’t weep. (If there is still room on the flight, put Manson and go hunt Karla down on her island and put them on too)
    I disagree with you about the dangerous offender status too. It is worthless on 25-life prisoners. When you get 25 to life, you cannot even apply for parole for 25 years. NONE OF THESE FOOLS WILL EVER GET IT. They don’t need that status. They have a special status all their own and no parole board will ever let them out. (Two men that I know of are now in their 30 + 35th years because they killed cops…….no special status and they haven’t acted like total assholes inside….they are just never going to get out) The dangerous offender status is good for habitual felons whose crimes have a time limit. Instead of the (lets say) 10-15 years, they can now be held indefinitely. (Karla is only out because the Crown made a deal with the devil so they could get Paul (Bernardo). Now, since she had a definite sentence, the dangerous offender status would have been great. However, she would never had taken the deal then.
    Keep writing…….I love reading your stuff.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Renae. So here is the statute Life imprisonment in Canada means that an offender will be under federal supervision, whether in prison or in the community, for the rest of his or her life. High treason and first degree murder carry a mandatory sentence of life imprisonment with a parole ineligibility period of 25 years. So yes, technically there is a chance of being detained past 25 years and this fuck probably will be, but with prison overcrowding being such that it is, maybe not. Good catch. I worded that very poorly.

  5. BlueWhiteRed says:

    Add that disgrace, Russell Williams. I refuse to use his rank.

  6. trialchaser says:

    Lol I love the bluntness! Somebody had to say it like it is hahah!

  7. Mama Via says:

    Maybe we should introduce this guy to Stabby?

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