“Murder is like potato chips: you can’t stop with just one.” Stephen King -Planet Earth
Hai Lovelies. Thank you all for your kind words in the comments section from my last blog. They made me feel wonderful. I am doing about the same today except my left eye his swollen completely closed. Other than that, status quo remains the same.
There has been a lot of movement in the land of murder today, and since nothing is going on with Stabby because it is Friday, I thought I would bring you all up to speed on a couple or three more prominent trials in the news right now. It’s a veritable parade of death and depravity, which of course is business as usual on this lovely enlightened planet of ours.
First up, Bob Bashara:
Bob Bashara is on trial for hiring a mentally ill man for $2000 to kill his wife Jane Bashara. She was found dead of strangulation in the back of her Mercedes. Bashara then got so worried about what Joe might say, being that he was mentally disabled, he started a campaign to discredit him almost immediately. Bob Bashara also thinks he is a super genius. Just like Wyle E. Coyote. The reason he had his wife killed instead of divorcing her? Divorcing her would be like having to throw away money. Jane Bashara was the one making all the money that allowed Mr. Sexual deviant to afford his completely fucked up lifestyle.
The police investigation of Jane Bashara’s death was a joint effort conducted by the Grosse Pointe Park police and the Detroit Police. In late January of 2012 David Hiller, police chief of Grosse Pointe said Bob Bashara was a person of interest in the investigation.
Bob Bashara was head of the Rotary Club, a deacon at the Episcopal church, and a booster of the local country club, a scion of power in the community of Grosse Pointe Park.
And a freak.
On January 27, 2012, Grosse Pointe Park Police Chief David Hiller announced that Bob Bashara was “a person of interest’ in the investigation. Like so many Einstein-y murderers before him, the idiot figured he could talk his way out of it. He was asked to take a lie detector test and of course he assumed he could beat it. The moron took a lie detector test and failed with flying colors, which was part of the reason he was arrested. A couple of days later the police announced that they were pretty sure that Jane was killed in her house and then moved to the car.
In February, Joe Gentz was freaking out to the point where he walked into the police station and flat out confessed that he had helped dispose of Jane’s body. He told the police that Bob had paid him 2000 dollars to do it and yes indeed, 2000 was found in Joe’s bank account where before there had been zero dollars in his bank account. Bob also threw in an old Cadillac to sweeten the pot. Gotta love that murder money.
Joe was sentenced after he pled guilty to second degree murder and subsequently had a hit put out on him that needed to be carried out before he could testify against Mr. Bashara. Mr. Einstein-y I guess thought this would go unnoticed by the authorities but, it did not and he was sentenced to 8 years for trying to take out Mr Gentz.
Much like Stabby, Bob Bashara is a sexual deviant who was into sadomasochism and all kinds of freaky weird shit that did not involve his wife. He maintained a sex dungeon in the basement of some pit called the Hard Luck Lounge, oddly enough located in a building owned by, guess who, Bob Bashara. On February 4th, after Joe had already given up the ghost, Bashara commented that “I did not kill my wife, I had nothing to do with this.” That would be the point where the mistress fell out of the closet with some of the other skeletons. Apparently that particular closet was pretty full. Along with the mistress in the skeleton closet out came a double life filled with sexual trysts with several paramours, a full-time girlfriend, and an online identity as Master Bob, a dominator in the world of BDSM. Jane Bashara, prior to her death, told her friends that her husband was addicted to pornography and was plagued by erectile dysfunction. My guess is that Bashara couldn’t get it up unless he was beating on someone as foreplay which speaks volumes about Mr. Bashara. Several witnesses in pre-trial hearings have stated that part of his repertoire was breath-play or choking as it is more widely known. He flat out denies this. Once again, all the witnesses are lying and he’s telling the truth.
The mistress, Rachel Rene Gillet, was under the impression that Bashara had been divorced or separated for a minimum of 8 months and she is plenty pissed that she got played. Can’t wait for her testimony day.
Michael Dunn: Dunn sentencing was today. Michael Dunn is that idiot from Florida that killed an SUV while firing at some African American teens (which we all know are fair game in Florida). The judge fed him his ass in just under 7 minutes today. The Judge seems to think that our society has lost it’s moral compass to which I say “no, ya think?” He also went off on the stand your ground law and how many idiots think that gives you an open invitation to re-enact the shoot out at the OK corral. Then he said some ridiculous thing about how well the Florida justice system works and I put half a can of pepsi through my nose thinking of Casey Anthony and George Zimmerman. Some crazy dude then tried to make a motion and was escorted gently from the courtroom while he yelled about how the judge was breaking the law. Then the Judge dropped the BOMB. He sentenced Dunn to consecutive sentences. Nobody wants consecutive sentences. EVER. He got life plus about 105 years. Damn son, people take the killing of an SUV much more seriously than say the killing of an unarmed African American teen.
Pusstorius. The Pusstorius pity party continues in all of its long, drawn out for ever and ever and ever glory. We apparently might actually find out how long Oscar has to be locked in his house on Tuesday.
Have a great night my lovelies. I will be back on Monday. I have to take a day off I’m sorry. The doctor said to try and take it easy and I am doing the exact opposite of that and I have to stop. I’m sorry. Promise I will see you all Monday.
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