The Never Ending Stabby Penalty Phase Re-Trial -The Everybody Calm The Fuck Down I Got This Edition

November 11, 2014

Clean up your own law library -in house psychic

Hai Kids. I know that we have all been losing our collective shit over the defenses newest (and very creative I might add) utterances.

First, in order to understand some of this I am going to have to give you a quick computer lesson on Trojan Viruses. A Trojan virus is a piece of software designed to look like a useful file or software program but performs a nefarious function once installed on a client computer. You know, like downloading porn. The virus takes its name from the “Trojan Horse” from Greek mythology setup outside of the city of Troy. Once a computer is infected with a Trojan virus, the malware can be designed to steal end-user information, perform destructive harm on the target computer, or even download additional computer malware. Trojan horse viruses comprised more than 80% of all computer malware detected in the world over the past year and the number continues to grow.

From the Timothy McSweeny Website (computer geek extraordinaire) There is definitely, for absolute sure, a virus that puts pornography on your computer. It is a real thing that actually exists.

A great deal is already known about how the virus works. In almost all cases, it is downloaded onto a victim’s computer from a trojan Website such as or Upon initialization, the virus begins aggregating pornography from the Web—either at random, or else in an algorithmic pattern based on sexual proclivities diametrically opposed to the victim’s—and deposits it in a not-especially-well-hidden folder somewhere on the victim’s machine. The virus also floods the victim’s browser histories with compromising records, sometimes in a fashion that coincidentally correlates with times the victim was necessarily alone in the apartment.

If the hard drive was signed out for forensic examination the very first thing they would have done was run an antivirus program to eliminate anything that could effect the lab equipment.

Something else that we know. At one point while Travis was still alive, he was out of town and asked Deanna Reid to check in on Napoleon. Imagine her shock when she got there and found Stabby baking cookies and using Travis’ laptop. Could it be that Stabby planted porn on Travis’ laptop? I would say odds are “No, Duh.” At that point I think her entire existence was to either blackmail Travis into marrying her or threatening to expose all the things she had manufactured about him. MY opinion.

So what do we know.  We know that the defense is claiming that Juan is a bad, bad dog and he erased all evidence of porn from Travis’ computer.  Let us put that in context.  The defense has also claimed that Stabby was innocent, that she is a domestic violence victim, that she has a jacked ring finger, and that she was in fear for her life which is why she stabbed someone who wasn’t even facing her. This is all another big bunch of nothing, much like the big bunch of nothing that every other claim the defense has made has been. Even if there were purposely deleted porn files so fucking what. Can anybody name me a man that does not have porn somewhere on his computer? Anyone?

Now for the legal ramifications. Nurmi is asking that all charges be dismissed because he is obviously high. That is flat out not going to happen unless not a Judge Stephens chooses that moment to completely lose whatever is left of her mind. There will be yet more hearings to decide whether her case was damaged when the porn she likely planted in the first place got erased. Since the issue at hand is that she stabbed him 27 times and cut off his head pretty much and then shot him, I’m thinking that her case wasn’t that damaged. If the judge decides that this was done maliciously and prosecutorial misconduct actually comes into play, kiss the DP bye bye.

If the Judge decides that there has been prosecutorial misconduct then Juan could be in some serious shit. He would be brought before the ethics committee (yeah because the ethics in this case have been so stellar up till now) and in reality he could face disbarment. If they can prove the files were deleted on purpose.  Expect eleventy billion more motions from Nurmi before this is over and also expect Stabby to die of old age before she ever gets sentenced.

This is in my opinion nothing more than another grasp at ANYTHING that might get the DP off of the table. It is going to turn into a great big nothing. Everyone please remain calm.

Have a great night Everyone.

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

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