The Never Ending Stabby Penalty Phase Re-Trial -The Everybody Calm The Fuck Down I Got This Edition

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Hai Kids. I know that we have all been losing our collective shit over the defenses newest (and very creative I might add) utterances.

First, in order to understand some of this I am going to have to give you a quick computer lesson on Trojan Viruses. A Trojan virus is a piece of software designed to look like a useful file or software program but performs a nefarious function once installed on a client computer. You know, like downloading porn. The virus takes its name from the “Trojan Horse” from Greek mythology setup outside of the city of Troy. Once a computer is infected with a Trojan virus, the malware can be designed to steal end-user information, perform destructive harm on the target computer, or even download additional computer malware. Trojan horse viruses comprised more than 80% of all computer malware detected in the world over the past year and the number continues to grow.

From the Timothy McSweeny Website (computer geek extraordinaire) There is definitely, for absolute sure, a virus that puts pornography on your computer. It is a real thing that actually exists.

A great deal is already known about how the virus works. In almost all cases, it is downloaded onto a victim’s computer from a trojan Website such as or Upon initialization, the virus begins aggregating pornography from the Web—either at random, or else in an algorithmic pattern based on sexual proclivities diametrically opposed to the victim’s—and deposits it in a not-especially-well-hidden folder somewhere on the victim’s machine. The virus also floods the victim’s browser histories with compromising records, sometimes in a fashion that coincidentally correlates with times the victim was necessarily alone in the apartment.

If the hard drive was signed out for forensic examination the very first thing they would have done was run an antivirus program to eliminate anything that could effect the lab equipment.

Something else that we know. At one point while Travis was still alive, he was out of town and asked Deanna Reid to check in on Napoleon. Imagine her shock when she got there and found Stabby baking cookies and using Travis’ laptop. Could it be that Stabby planted porn on Travis’ laptop? I would say odds are “No, Duh.” At that point I think her entire existence was to either blackmail Travis into marrying her or threatening to expose all the things she had manufactured about him. MY opinion.

So what do we know.  We know that the defense is claiming that Juan is a bad, bad dog and he erased all evidence of porn from Travis’ computer.  Let us put that in context.  The defense has also claimed that Stabby was innocent, that she is a domestic violence victim, that she has a jacked ring finger, and that she was in fear for her life which is why she stabbed someone who wasn’t even facing her. This is all another big bunch of nothing, much like the big bunch of nothing that every other claim the defense has made has been. Even if there were purposely deleted porn files so fucking what. Can anybody name me a man that does not have porn somewhere on his computer? Anyone?

Now for the legal ramifications. Nurmi is asking that all charges be dismissed because he is obviously high. That is flat out not going to happen unless not a Judge Stephens chooses that moment to completely lose whatever is left of her mind. There will be yet more hearings to decide whether her case was damaged when the porn she likely planted in the first place got erased. Since the issue at hand is that she stabbed him 27 times and cut off his head pretty much and then shot him, I’m thinking that her case wasn’t that damaged. If the judge decides that this was done maliciously and prosecutorial misconduct actually comes into play, kiss the DP bye bye.

If the Judge decides that there has been prosecutorial misconduct then Juan could be in some serious shit. He would be brought before the ethics committee (yeah because the ethics in this case have been so stellar up till now) and in reality he could face disbarment. If they can prove the files were deleted on purpose.  Expect eleventy billion more motions from Nurmi before this is over and also expect Stabby to die of old age before she ever gets sentenced.

This is in my opinion nothing more than another grasp at ANYTHING that might get the DP off of the table. It is going to turn into a great big nothing. Everyone please remain calm.

Have a great night Everyone.

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

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48 Responses to The Never Ending Stabby Penalty Phase Re-Trial -The Everybody Calm The Fuck Down I Got This Edition

  1. jackie hardie says:

    Thank you Kelly for explaining this and for putting it in to perspective. Didn’t sleep well last night thinking about it but now realize it’s just another one of Nurmi’s many ploys. Throw everything against the wall and see what sticks. Confound and confuse. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Days of our lives………

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Jackie: I’m going to miss most of tomorrow, more goddamned tests. Can’t wait. You are so welcome, thank you for reading.

  2. renaes24 says:

    Kelly, while I have no doubts at all that it was indeed malware induced, I am concerned about what (non)judge Sherri is going to do. We have all seen where she tends to cave in on ANYTHING the defense wants.
    Guess what I am saying is that I have faith in Juan and faith in Flores but NO FAITH AT ALL in Stephens.
    Hopefully, it won’t happen, but I sense the DP is going to be taken off the table (only felt a 70% chance the jury would give it anyway).
    If that gets the bitch into Perryville ASAP, I’m good with it. Let her languish while she has to PAY for all the appeals (which will crawl thru the court system oh, so, S L O W L Y ) put her away/let her rot. The plus side is that TA’s family doesn’t have to deal with her for a long time/they can start a wrongful death suit to take away all her ‘murder money’ and the trolls will soon forget about her.
    Trash belongs in a garbage pail and I think Perryville is just the dump that is needed for this waste of air.

  3. Kelly, I just love the way you think and put your thoughts into words! I also agree with renaes. Its time to stop all this nonsense and get on with the sentencing. I so-o-o-o look forward to the TA family’s wrongful death suit!! Perryville dump awaits the JA garbage. And I really hope Nurmi’s career gets flushed down the toilet once JA is finally sentenced to the DUMP!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Judy. I also agree with renae. I’m also looking forward to the wrongful death suit. Lets see how the irrevocable trust holds up to that.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Judy: Thank you so much. I agree that the nonsense needs to stop. Unfortunately I do not see that happening anytime soon.

  4. Spot on, Well done ! a little added detail remember the phone call in which she stated or rather was descriptive in how she would like to see the photo/video shoot go? Well she did research and probably on his computer. Which is probably how the virus originated .. Just sayin. Love your blog ! Really really love it !

  5. kathy says:

    Thank, I won’t need to talk my Valium with ETOH. I will put your law books back since I totally love to organize. Would it be possible to go back into the hard drive to see if a virus was planted on the day Travis was oot and CMJA probably yest did plant the virus?

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Kathy: You are welcome and if you would please come put my law library back I would appreciate it. Hours of case law I went through. My books are on my desk, floor, bed, kitchen table, etc. No, it unfortunately isn’t possible.

  6. Where have you been Kelly? I love love love your commentaries and either I was sleeping in Florida and missed a whole bunch, or you took a well deserved break. No matter, gotta tell you how insightful your blog is. Thank you so much for the crash course on Trojan Viruses. The only thing I ever knew about Trojan Viruses is that they are bad and I hope to God I never get one! But your explanation makes the layman like me have a greater understanding about how things work inside the guts of a computer. I so agree with you – this sentencing phase is headed for removal of the DP, and I also strongly suspect that before JSS agrees to that, the trial will be declared a mistrial as a result of the never ending delays. The jury was not prepared for this. They were prepared to listen to all the evidence, deliberate, and go home to their families and celebrate Christmas. Not happening! I believe that we are going to witness jurors dropping out one by one until there won’t be enough to see it through the end. I say with confidence, you can mark my words on that!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Fran: I’ve been here plugging away. Scroll down, there are a hundred and four blog posts. Seriously. Yup I would say the DP is a dead issue in my opinion. Thanks for reading.

  7. Jodi J. says:

    If the DP gets yanked, Nurmnut should be disbarred for obstruction of justice. And not-a-judge Stevens should be reprimanded. They’ve both made a mockery of the AZ judicial system.

  8. BlueWhiteRed says:

    Once Kathy cleans the clutter (no offense), I’ll make your abode “ShipShape”. Cleaning houses is therapeutic and my weekly client cut me to bi-weekly and now ending in Nov (divorce/house for sale). Thanks for the explanation, too. I will calm the F-ck down when ordered too. And my kids point out the cherry poptarts now. I have mailing boxes, customs forms and labels at the ready. They think it’s hilarious.

    • Mama Via says:

      Happy Veteran’s Day, BWR!! Thank you for your service and commitment! (bTW, when you and Kathy are done making Miss K all shipshape, I have a BIG never-ending JOB for you HERE!!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai BlueWhiteRed: Ship Shape would be awesome. I wish you could for real do that. I think that is awesome that your kids find the Cherry pop-tart thing funny, and you have no idea how much I appreciate the care packages. They make me so happy. Thanks for continuing to read. I will send you an email latter tonight re: my testing today. It did not go well. Take care my friend, I will talk with you soon.

  9. jeannie says:

    Pisses me off that I defended the judge when people started bad mouthing her.

    • Don’t feel bad. I have been a staunch supporter of JSS all over the boards & Twitter but even I’m getting fed up. If she felt she was in over her head, which is obvious at this point, then she should have been seeking advice from a higher judge. Juan probably feels his hands are tied because he wants to get this over with for the Alexander family.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai K-Dub: I agree that she needs to be seeking advice from someone, anyone, hell maybe the camera crew or something. I am sure that Juan feels his hands are tied, I know I feel like his hands are tied. Thank you so much for reading and commenting.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hia Jeannie: I feel the same way. In the beginning I thought she was an adequate Judge. Maybe not a Rhodes Scholar, but adequate. My how things change. Thank you so much for reading.

  10. Mama Via says:

    What a statement of our society this hole (sic) Arias trial has become! Either that high school dropout has a great legal (devious) mind, or Numbnutz is a slimy(devious) lawyer or both…Numbnuts and those like him make me hesitate to tell anyone my DH is a “lawyer”…(I always say he is a BOND ATTORNEY…”you know, the kind of attorney who helps a city get funding for police departments, jails, courthouses and schools and playgrounds for the children”) My DH doesn’t make a fortune, especially in THIS economy, which is why HE is STILL working at age 71…(so much for marrying a “rich” lawyer!) and he has the same clients he had 20-30 years ago…thank the gods he’s not a Jose Baez or k. Numbnutz! (Or an empty headed judge!). (Not-a-judge has done more to reverse “women can do the same job as a man” in two years than was gained in the last 40! She HAS to be mental- pausal!). At this point, I don’t care if Hodi Hairyass gets the DP or not…I’ll be long dead before this trial gets thru all the appeals…just put her into a box and let her live on bologna sammiches for the next 30 years…like Dahmer, someone is bound to fukkin kill her ass before she gets out…and…remember…those guards don’t like to be manipulated!! They DO Catch on…eventually…and guards are kinda like mcdonalds employees, IF they COULD get a job anywhere else, they WOULD…they are GUARDS for a REASON! County jail is no picnic…but it’s a day in the park, compared to PRISON!!! (I saw a woman using grape jelly as hair gel on “LockUp” a few weeks ago! Euuuwwww!!!) Miss Kelly…I’m worried about you…get your rest, and take care of yourself, ok? I’m scheduled to see the eye surgeon in two weeks…my cataracts are so bad that I almost ran over a pedestrian on erection day…combined with the endothelial dystrophy, I can’t drive at night because the halos blind me…good gravy, I hate being OLD…I don’t mind the gray hair…I earned those…and I earned the COPD…but to be blind in one eye and half blind in the other was not in my contract! I think SOMEONE fukked with my programming!! Good job on this installment, kiddo, ya done good! Luv ya! Mama

    • Amy Widney (@TinyDancer1976) says:

      Actually prison is more of a walk in the park than county jail. You can get yourself a job, go to school, and pretty much “make a life” for yourself while you are in there. You can go outside much more often and get fresh air. Although in AZ she will still have to be in confinement for about 3 years until they see she is fit for general population if she gets LIFE. Hopefully she wastes away in those 3 years

    • renaes24 says:

      Mama V, I’m with you on this aging crap. No one ever told me that my: ears would ‘ring’; my eyes would not work in the dark; I would check that I was ALIVE each morning by counting all the joints that ached; and have to wonder what could be expelled with each coughing fit and sneeze.
      Can’t seem to fight it……so I just bought leather furniture.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Mama: How are you Mama? I agree with what you say, but until we achieve a utopian society and there is no more crime, there are always going to be Nurmi’s and Baez’s and Lawyers of their ilk. They are slimey, they generally skirt the rules of the cannon of ethics, but unfortunately they are doing their job to represent their clients to the best of their ability. I also agree with your sentiments about not a Judge Stephens. Unfortunately someone has to graduate at the bottom of the class and not a judge seems to be that person. Stabby in my opinion may die of old age before this trial sees its conclusion. There is no doubt in my mind that more than one inmate is bound to take a swipe at Stabby just for the notoriety of it and if there is anything like Karma, they will be successful. I am a fairly benign human being. I do not like the suffering of others; this thing has managed to kill way more people than Just Travis. They may still be walking and breathing, but they are dead none the less. I can’t drive at night either for the same reason. My health y dear friend is tenuous right now, the news I got today although only preliminary was not what I had hoped for. I will cover that during a blog. Good luck with the eye surgeon my friend. You are not the only one who worries.

      • Mama Via says:

        I’m keeping you in my prayers my friend…I’m not “religious” but I am “spiritual”…I believe in karma..and I believe that each of us have a “mission” to complete in life…(yours seems to be making us all laugh and lighten up a bit) (and I’m still looking for mine!) perhaps the trials you and I have faced will help someone else as they face a difficulty…I can’t imagine that “God” would put Travis’ Family thru such horror on purpose, but the result has been to make them stronger, and many of us more aware of our legal system in addition to allowing us to forge new friendships…stay strong, my friend…we are all here if you need us….

  11. karen30036 says:

    Daym girl, you sure can write! Ok, yes, I waited for your post on this new development, and yes, I feel much better now. Thank you!
    There is no writer out there quite like you Your words take me to the highest of highs, the lowest of lows, not to mention the range of humor, from gut laughs (jumbotron meat flaps) to satisfyingly snarky grinning (as some cunt or dickhead get your boot up their ass). Take care of yourself, Kelly. You are a treasure.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Karen: Thank you so very much for the kind words. I’m glad I made you feel better. The flying monkeys seem to be out in full force I have noticed. I have to approve new posts and I have an entire page that I have saved. They are all going to be used in a blog post in the near future so you all can see the type of wackadoos that come out when I do things like print reality. It will be epic I am sure. Take care Karen and thank you so much for reading.

  12. can you send your findings to Juan??? pleeze… great post

  13. My Real Name says:

    There’s the best and then the rest! Thank you so much for writing this when you have so much going on. i await with all of you to see what will happen tomorrow.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai MRN: It is my immense pleasure to write for you all. It makes my heart and my head feel wonderful that so many people like what I have to say and that I see so many friendships being formed on this blog of mine. Strike that, of ours. Thank you so much for reading and for commenting. I think the comments are the best part.

  14. Deb says:

    That wing-flippin’, motion-flingin’, booger-pickin’, poor excuse for an imitation attorney who is a Baby Huey impersonator really has me mad now…

    • renaes24 says:

      But………tell me how you REALLY feel Deb…………..

    • karen30036 says:

      And he can’t understand why he’s not popular like Juan …wah wah wah.
      I asked before, does anyone know … Can Martinez file any kind of motion to sanction this defense team for the unfounded motions? They have no merit, and they certainly are disrupting the flow of the states case, not to mention the victims have rights too.
      It seems to me Nurmi realizes this case has ruined his chances of starting his own practice (defending molesters and various scum) so he’s milking this for all it’s worth. He knows his client is a guilty liar, whore, murdering skank, who yes, deserves a defense, but he (and cellblock Jen) are way over the top.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Karen: Nobody can be Juan. Juan is one of those rare creatures that is often imitated never duplicated. Nurmi I think is totally aware that his career is for all intents over so he is doing whatever he can to go down with a bang. Thanks for continuing to read.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Deb: Put away the sharp instruments Deb. Nurmi angers me. A lot. But then the compassionate side of me sees that his career is pretty much over, and this is forever what he is going to be remembered for. It doesn’t begin to negate the way I feel about him as a human being, but it does make me kind of get it. Thanks for continuing to read and for commenting. I love how interactive this place has become. I love all y’all.

  15. You fucking crack me up, you made me spit out my mouthful of turkey sammich in the first paragraph, lol. I SO look forward to your blogs and if I ever make any money you’ll definitely get my donation.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Starshine. Because I have been getting all kinds of very strange comments from people that I don’t know that of course I am not going to approve but am going to save and use in one long blog post complete with commentary I am going to reply to your comment using one of the comments that I got about my fascination with four letter words. I fucking love that I fucking crack you up and that my fuckery was such that I managed to get you to spit out a mouthful of turkey. I am eternally grateful for you guys, all of you and for the fact that you get me and get my sense of humor. I love writing these blogs, I love that you love them and I especially love that unlike some other people, my blog will survive the end of the Stabby trial. I want you to know that it is all of you that make this possible and that you have helped me so much with my issues by reading and by commenting and by making me feel like I am contributing something of value to society. Thanks so much for all the love and encouragement. It really means the world to me.

  16. Owlie says:

    I cant remember where I read it, but someone said that stabby will be the first person to serve her sentence in a courtroom. for someone that hates stabby, nurmi sure has pulled out a bunch of red herrings for her. oh, but i forget, he’s a sex offender attorney. this is his forte. i stopped following everything on this trial. i was getting too pissed off at the drama. so i’ll read your blog and get caught up. at least what you say makes sense and it’s funny as hell! feel better…i hope youget some answers soon.

  17. Owlie says:

    there is a motion in limine from juan on @trialdiariesJ

    • Mama Via says:

      Yes, Owlie, I read it…but you read it HERE first!! Haha…all except the phrase that, “in its haste to sensationalize the issue the defense tripped over the truth” …Martinez basically PROVED that the computer was in the hands of the defense when the changes to the hard drive were made…hahahahohoho LOLOLOLOL

      • Owlie says:

        that just means you are right on top of your game, even though you feel like fucking hell. kudos to you! i just read some twitter feed of what went on today. i cant wait until juan gets to her. this ought to be interesting. yea, what a damn jv mistake on nurmis part. i cant wait until we dont have to see his ugly mug ever again.

  18. pinkpumps25 says:

    Her team should be sanctioned. How did they not know the computer was in position of her old team prior to their bs motion? Yank their licenses. They and their unprofessional MDL have made a mockery out of that court room. Hope Juan & Flores sue them when this is all over. Is that even possible? Oh heck, it’s Arizona. Anything is possible there.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai PinkPumps: How are ya? I totally agree, but don’t see it happening unless Juanderful really pushes the issue. No, because they are employees of the State they cannot sue. Unfortunate but true story. Thanks for reading.

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