The Stabby Einstein Penalty Phase Re-Trial – The If You Are Throwing It At A Man They Are Going To Take It Edition

Robert Louis Stevenson Would like his Novel renamed please – Arizona

Hai Kids. It’s me, Stabby hater of all haters, Law Professor and Dean of Fuckery, content creator, sarcasm major, and general pain in the fucking ass to Stabbyites everywhere. YAY ME!!

I know everyone wants to know what happened with my heart tests this week. The first one which was on Monday was where they shot me full of nuclear stuff and then took pictures of my heart for half an hour. I did not feel great after I came home on Monday but I didn’t feel that bad. Just a little flu like almost. Yesterday was a stress test. They hooked me up to an IV full of nuclear crap and put me on a treadmill. I have two prosthetic knees and hips so it was painful. The treadmill speeds up and inclines at five minute increments. My hips and knees were killing me but I refused to quit. I was about 4 to 6 minutes from done when I had some sort of cardiac event. It wasn’t a heart attack, I’ve had a couple of those and it didn’t feel like that. Most likely more of the angina I was diagnosed with a long time ago. The nurses wanted me to stop, but if I stopped they couldn’t use the data so I said no way keep going and after a few seconds of argument they agreed and we kept going till the end. I ended up getting them into trouble though which I feel badly about. Then I had to drink a can of ginger-ale, get another plunger full of nuclear whatever and go for another round of pictures. And that would be where things went weird. A cardiologist who happened to be there came in and asked me all manor of very weird questions. Did anyone in my family have any type of congenital heart defect? Did my mother drink or use drugs while she was pregnant with me? Of course we know the answer to that one. Both and lots. Was I checked as a baby for heart defects? I told him I didn’t know but I would assume so since the bitch that bore me had one. I was getting the distinct impression that something was up so I asked him if he could just tell me what the results said. After all that he said no because he was not my cardiologist. So then I asked him if he thought there was a problem. He said and I quote “yes, in my opinion there is a problem.” He said my cardiologist would have a report on his desk by today and I guess he did because I have to go see him tomorrow. Ross already said he’d take me. Hearts are really, really easy to fix even if there is something wrong, and after the shit show that has been my life, there is no way that something as ridiculous as a heart problem is going to take me out. Sorry Stabbyites, I’m not going anywhere. You all now know exactly what I know until tomorrow.

Now, onto the never ending bowl of shit that is this farce of a penalty phase retrial.

Today it would have been much more fun to have root canal, or watch paint dry, or watch wheat grow.

Interestingly, a couple of the Jurors from the first trial showed up today. At one point a phone went off in the gallery and everyone collectively lost their shit. Nurmi started screaming that they were being secretly taped to which I say “kinda creepy being taped when you don’t know isn’t it nurms?” Turned out that it was just an alarm on someone’s phone that they forgot to turn off and they were allowed to return to the gallery. The entire gallery got a very stern talking to from the bailiff about phones being turned off. At least it broke up the monotony a bit.

Resident expert for pay Dr. L.C. Miccio-Fonseca focuses in the areas of sex offenders and those with unusual sex twists. Why Alfred E. is still trying to retry the original case is beyond me, but at this point there isn’t anything that would shock me about this trial. If they walked a billy goat into the courtroom and said he was secretly having sex with it too, I wouldn’t even be a little surprised. This is the character of the people on the defense side of the table. They are willing to do anything, and say anything to try and make Travis into a bad guy. The only thing Travis did that was bad  in my opinion was hooking up with one particular psychopath.

The jumbotron was rolled out so that everyone could see all of Travis’ personal emails in 50ft high glory. Fonseca remained on the stand under oath as some video from the original trial was played. The video of Desiree and her brother and the trip to  Havasupai. This was the trip where so much was made of the fight that Travis and Stabby had in the car. Until the day the siblings testified, they believed the ninja story and had no idea Stabby was about to plead guilty. This is what she had to say afterwards to clarify her testimony on the stand.

desiree explanation

The Jurors seemed to be taking copious amounts of notes today, at least during the replay of the testimony from the first trial. It almost seems like the defense is doing everything it can to just run the clock down today and keep a sympathetic picture of the convicted murderess in their heads for the weekend. Poor poor Stabby. A man actually didn’t want her, what is a girl to do? There was one sidebar before the video was over and then it was done.

Alfred E. Nurmi began his examination of his paid liar   expert. He asked if Dan and Desiree had a window into the relationship of Travis and the Psycho bitch to which the expert answered yes and put $200 in her pocket. Nurmi in his usual fashion is leading the witness so that I yelled objection leading at least three times. Apparently the little pitbull yelled it even more often than I did.

Nurmi wanted to know if they were hiding the sex because of religion? How would the paid expert know why they were hiding the sex? He finally got in Did them being together have to be secret based on their religion? The liar for money said yes and put another $200 in her pocket. Then he wanted to know if they were doing things against their religion. See this frustrates me not being in the courtroom. Is this woman an LDS expert? If she isn’t and I don’t remember that in her CV, how is she qualified to answer that question. Even if the answer is obvious how is she qualified to answer? Anyway she said yes and she was up to $600. Then she began to explain the differences between the sexual Travis and the religious Travis because apparently everyone on earth besides The Einstein-y defense are idiots.

The expert in twisted sexual behavior, talked about murder victim Travis Alexander’s issues with his Mormon faith and sexual desires. And the mighty pitbull began to roar, and roar, and roar.

Fonseca said that Alexander had a “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” personality. Juan was not the one today, he objected just about every time Nurmi opened his mouth. Maybe just to see how Nurmi liked it. He is objecting because like it or not, Nurmi is trying very hard to get the Jurors to retry the case in their own minds. In reality, there is a good likelihood that this is what will happen. Nurmi is working hard for his murder money. He is throwing every damn thing at the wall that he can find to see if anything will stick. He is trying to show that she was the victim of emotional abuse, he is trying to portray Travis as T-Dogg, user of women, he is trying to convince the jury that Travis was emotionally volatile. The Jury is trying to convince themselves to stay awake.

Resident paid sex expert Dr. Fonseca was more of the same with Alfred E. pounding it into everyone’s head, whether they wanted it there or not that Travis was using Stabby for sex while searching for a good Mormon woman with morals a little higher than those of an Alley Cat to marry.

They read out the email where Travis admitted that he did have a tendency to use women and that he felt bad for the way he made Deanna feel. you know Deanna, the one he was actually in love with. The jury seemed to get it that he recognized his own character flaw and the seemed like they thought it was a good thing. Every time Deanna’s name got mentioned, Stabby rolled her eyes. The Jury was watching Jody more than the witnesses and not liking what they were seeing. Because they were seeing Stabby in all her glory. The Stabby Einstein who was better than any other woman on the planet. The very best part was when it was said out loud that Deanna was the love of Travis’ life and that Stabby was just a piece of ass. She became visibly angry. She still cannot accept that Travis didn’t love her. She was throwing her pussy at him and he was happy to catch it and that was all there was to their relationship. The expert witness called Travis a cheater because he was dating Lisa and bumping uglies with ugly, I mean Stabby, I mean ugly Stabby.

Then they played Dan Freemans testimony from the last trial. Most of the jurors looked like they wished that the earth would just open up and swallow them whole. The jury is bored. The video should have been edited for the relevant portions only. The Jurors did seem to wake up a bit while on the video Dan explained the baptism ritual and who was qualified to baptize someone. There are actual sidebars on the tapes being played. Sidebars from the last trial. Are you fucking kidding me. What a waste of time and money. But like I said, Nurms is trying to run out the clock for the weekend. Count on it. Juan will not get up today. And the tape is mercifully over.

Now we are going to get to hear the hired gun give an opinion of an opinion of a recollection that was 6 years old at the time. I seriously just can’t with what this defense is doing. OMG Ms I am an expert witness and have no bias one way or the other just referred to Stabby as Miss Jodi NOT Miss Arias. Not cool paid expert person. You just showed your hand. Just like LaToilette did. She said that Travis not wanting to show her off hurt her wittle feewing. Poor Stabby.

Oh goody, we have another brainiac that just invents words as they go. The word of the day kids is SEXITIVE. Learn it, it might be on an exam later. It is used to describe an action. I have no idea what action but there ya go. BREAKING NEWS: The paid witness says that Stabby was just a booty call. The entire state of Arizona just said, really? Two hours on the stand to tell us something that the whole world other than maybe Einstein over there already knew? Can we get a refund? Alfred E. then asked Fonseca about the difference between secrecy and privacy in intimacy. She had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. She said something about it being late in the day and she was tired.

Then we went back into more fucking emails. And she got to read them to us because apparently no one can read either. The testimony has slowed to a snails pace which I am telling you is part of the plan. Nurmi has managed to come up with a hundred and sixty two ways to say that Travis was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. We get it Nurmi, he was leading a double life. So fucking what? Nurmi is losing the Jury. They are bored and they are exceptionally tired of hearing the same thing in a hundred different forms. Travis was pretending to be a virgin but wasn’t. Travis wanted a booty call but a good Mormon wife. Travis liked fucking Stabby (I just threw up in my mouth a little). The paid witness confirmed that he was discussing marriage with Lisa while getting back door down with Stabby. Again so fucking what. The male jurors collectively rolled their eyes when the paid witness started to talk about Travis’ infidelity.
And baby Jesus gifted us with an end to todays testimony.

Good god, I cannot wait for Juan to get his muzzle around the throat of LaToilette 2.0

That’s it for tonight kids. Have a great night.

RBMD peacing the fuck out!!

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49 Responses to The Stabby Einstein Penalty Phase Re-Trial – The If You Are Throwing It At A Man They Are Going To Take It Edition

  1. shenson1209 says:

    Great article Kelly.’

    I know what you are going through with your heart. I did the nuclear test in Sept. I went in the first of Oct for a Cardiac Ablation. They had to stop because I went into A Fib. I have had a heart monitor on for the last month and go in on the 19th to find out what they plan to do now.

    I was in the hospital CCU for 2 days and got a bill today for 33,000.00. Those nurses must be working on the Arias DT rates.

    Anyway keep us posted on your tests and say a prayer for me too.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Shenson: Thank god for Canadian Socialized medicine. FML if I had to pay for this stuff. I am praying for you my friend. I just recently got back from my Cardiologist. It was not good news. I have to do some research on what he said and I want a second opinion. I will update you all later. It has not been a good day for me.

    • Back in early 2007, my dad had a double lung transplant and the bill was 2 million dollars. Thank God he had insurance that covered almost the entire bill (I can’t recall exact amount & he has since passed so I can’t ask him). I will say most doctors & nurses who work in surgery & ICU are way more worthy than any quack ass in the Arias trial.

  2. renaes24 says:

    Where does Numbnuts come up with these ‘experts’? (Oh yeah! I forgot. He defends pedos and rape hounds for a living so I guess he would have all these ‘sexperts’ on his speed-dial ) Last time, we had ALV and the ‘Seven Dwarfs? and this time , we have Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde. So, I guess that makes AlV and Formica here the sisters Grimm? Just once, can we hope for something relevant like “He’s just not that into you”? Hell, even the old Dr Rueben book of “Everything you wanted to know about sex…..etc” would make more sense as a reference. (sigh)
    Anyway, with what was going on in the courtroom today I could go chop veggies/mix a meatloaf/ walk the dog…..and still not miss any RELEVENT testimony. Also, (while it is not as important this time around due to lack of audio), little Wilmont was not up there screeching and scratching.
    On the plus side, since Numbnuts just HAD to toss up all those pictures of Travis and Hodie ‘together’ (in all her Blonde glory), it HAD to eat Stabby’s gut out to see here THEN vs NOW (she has to look into a mirror sometime). Wonder if that made her ass pucker ! Personally, I would think THAT would hurt her ‘wittle feewings’ far more that anything Travis ever said to her.
    Keep on Kelly……and keep on the follow-ups with your doc. If TV could show a Six Million Dollar Man (way back in the late 70’s or so). They can make you into a Twenty Million Dollar Lady (between inflation and all the ‘better’ parts). Shine on!

    • Deb says:

      “ass pucker”….I howled at that one!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Renae: I think somewhere in the yellow pages (haha I know they don’t make those anymore) there has to be a listing that says Sick fucks willing to testify for dollars. I feel you about yesterdays testimony. It was the most boring fucking trial day ever. I HATE HATE HATE this whole twittering a trial thing. It is driving me slowly mad. I promise I will keep doing this as long as I am able. I saw MY cardiologist today. I want a second opinion. So I will keep you guys updated.

      • renaes24 says:

        News Flash: they still do have YELLOW PAGES in some places…here, we have to have the doggies make them. (Difficult to read when wet)
        While I am not crazy about ‘tweeting’ the trial, it is a lot better than I thought it would be. (Think about it: we don’thave to HEAR Wilmont’s screech or Nurmi’s “eeeeeeehhhhnnnnddd”. That alone has saved hours of my life that I would never be able to get back). Dr Formica is not the worst ever, however, I don’t see where she actually talked to anyone and is just spewing spiel on what she ‘gleaned’ from crappy emails etc. For a smart (again, on paper) lady, she is just spouting useless crap that any fool could read almost anything into. So far, I find her ‘test-ESP-ifying’ innocuous if not ridiculous. (“Stabby didn’t like that”)
        As for your heart: don’t they know it is made of gold? If they don’t, then of course you need a second opinion. Considering all your ‘after-market’ parts: it would suck to be you trying to get thru security at an airport! …and an MRI is so fucken out of the question that laugh till I peed at any doc that ever even suggests such a thing.!
        Go get in bed; snuggle up with your big hound and rest. No trial till Monday (if then, cause who knows with Arizona) . No skunks this weekend please!
        Over & out!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Renae: You have valid points about the decibel level and stuff, but it is so sanitized. I am going to be very happy when I can watch the damn thing and probably much funnier. As for the paid witness, my point exactly. She is forming opinions on other peoples opinions which to me is less than useless except for the sympathy vote which I suppose is the point. One good thing about agoraphobia, no more airports. It was fun before 9/11. I cannot even begin to imagine what it would be like now. I had a nightmare once that they put me in an MRI and all the parts came out one by one. It was scary and bizarre all at the same time. I have just been resting since I got home. I just get up to check the emails once in a while because I like talking to you guys. Have a great night. SFS is tomorrow don’t forget, if Jim Blackburn gets back to me by then we will be doing MacDonald.

  3. My Real Name says:

    Hey Kelly, Yeah, nothing in this trial would shock me either. And Fonseca is part of Geffner’s network. He was the guy who couldn’t stop spilling water all over himself if he fucking tried. That guy.

    Also, “BREAKING NEWS: The paid witness says that Stabby was just a booty call. The entire state of Arizona just said, really?”


    This might do your heart good: Slandra is on her 3rd twitter account as the one she had for awhile was suspended and the one she created to replace that was suspended. She keeps getting suspended by doing the things that get her suspended. Classic trait of the sociopath. Don’t turn your back on that one. her present account is @InconvenientMe. Be sure to report her, y’all.

    Okay. Get your rest! You’re the best and make my day. I appreciate that!

    • HarleyGirl says:

      So The esteemed Dr. F is besties with LaToilette and Dr. Bumbling idiot Geffner! Why am I not surprised. Two Man Haters and an Idiot! Bahahahahahaha! I guess they all have a excuse for Stabs sharing her meat curtains with half the men in CA. and AZ. before she met Travis. That excuse would be that damn wooden spoon. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        I wasn’t even remotely surprised. I’m wondering if mommy beating her with a wooden spoon was code for I fucked myself with a wooden spoon. EWWWWWWW

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      I know right. This bitch is really just LaToilette 2.0 She has obviously sipped the Kool-Aid and found it palatable. Oh goody. I’m going to go report that one now as another attempt to skirt her suspension. You can report for that everybody. That is how account number 2 got booted. Everybody should go report her. I am now going to get some rest, it has not been a stellar day for me.

  4. HarleyGirl says:

    Hi Kelly, I hope you are gonna be alright. I did not know you had bionic parts!!!! That makes you even cooler than you already are. I only have a few rods and screws in my neck plus a cadaver bone….I think it really is a wishbone from a turkey! Fuckers probably charged my insurance company $50,000 just for that fuckin wishbone! I would love to read that 3-hole-wonders’ manifesto she wrote in Yreka!That had to be a good one. I am sure she sucked off the police guard in the room as she contemper-anus-ly (sp) wrote that manifesto. She already thought she was a star right from the beginning.
    Kelly, I am so glad you are here with us. You always make my day so I hope you know how much you are loved! Please keep us updated about your health. You have to take care of yourself because we need you! Oh yeah, I thought Stabs said she wasn’t going to de-edify Travis! Just love that not a word! She so smart she makes me sneeze and fart contemper-anus-ly!…. love that word!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Harley: Sweetie, my doctors joke that I have enough spare parts to build a small Toyota. Rods, pins, a plate in my head, the aforementioned prosthetic knees and hips etc. OMG a wishbone. Now THAT is funny. I want to get hold of that thing myself. I’m hoping since it is in evidence that it can be released when I request the trial transcripts. I’m sure glad I’m here with you all, and don’t worry, I plan on remaining here for a very long time. Ahahahahaha, yup Stabby Einstein and her whole new vocabulary is amazing. Have a great day.

  5. Kelly, I’m glad someone is taking you to tomorrow. I sure will be praying for you. Have been since you said the nuclear stuff the shot put in you made you sick.

    I laughed and laughed at this part, Kelly: “Resident paid sex expert Dr. Fonseca was more of the same with Alfred E. pounding it into everyone’s head, whether they wanted it there or not that Travis was using Stabby for sex while searching for a good Mormon woman with morals a little higher than those of an Alley Cat to marry.” That is SO, SO true.

    But one thing you may have forgotten to mention or maybe not was…and this was news to me….was that ‘holding hands is sexual’. That paid Doctor MF actually said that! No wonder I have 4 children. My husband used to hold my hand a lot. I thought maybe he just didn’t want me to be run over by a tractor trailer or something, and there I was, probably getting pregnant and didn’t know how that was happening.

    So, don’t even shake the doctor’s hand until your heart is fixed, Sweetie. I hope its something that can be taken care of easily and quickly. We love you and need you, girl. Update us as you can. (And I’ll keep on praying for you! I promise.)

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      hai Judy. Thank you so much for the prayers. I’ve been and back now. I am requesting a second opinion. It wasn’t great news today. I am seriously hoping that they are wrong. I’m glad you thought it was funny, I certainly did. The stuff that is true usually is. I saw that she said it, I just decided that it wasn’t even worth addressing. Christ, do we live in 1592? Seriously. Some of the stuff these people come out with just spins my gears for real. I promise that you all are stuck with me, I am going to be around for a very long time.

  6. Jodi J. says:

    I hope your heart issues are nothing serious!

  7. Tyla says:

    Saying a prayer your test results aren’t anything too serious.

    Another great summary of the train wreck of Stabbyland in AZ.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      hai Tyla: Thank you. I am requesting a second opinion from another doctor. Thanks for the kind words and for continuing to read. Means a lot to me.

  8. BlueWhiteRed says:

    Your body has fought so many fights. I selfishly want it to fight, and fight, and fight. Every pushup, every pullup I do today is for your heart. You are loved.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Blue. I will fight until I can’t anymore. It is fortunately my nature. I did not get good news today. I have requested a second opinion. Either way, there are things they can do to fix it, it is just going to be a long arduous process. I will win though because that is also just my nature. It is the love you all that keeps me in the fight, please always know that.

  9. Deb says:

    Your blog just proves you can’t keep a good woman down! You didn’t even skip a beat (no heart pun intended <3)…your humerus (sp intentional) funny bone is still intact! I see by reading all the comments here, that you truly inspire your followers to be exceptionally funny, too! You seem to bring out the best in this crew 😉

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Deb: Okay you made me put pop through my nose. That was funny. We just happen to have an awesome crew. Witty, wonderful people who get it that it is always better to laugh than cry. I could not have asked for a better readership or better friends.

  10. Arizona Rose says:

    Nurmi is trying to make as if Travis’s sex life was something deviant, when the truth is he was just a normal red-blooded 30-year old man with perfectly normal sexual needs. There’s nothing weird about him banging Stabby while talking marriage with another. I’ve known a lot of guys who’ve done that. Stabby was the sexually aggressive one who kept handing it to him on a platter when she knew she was never going to be anything more than a booty call.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Rose: That is what I have been saying all along. He was just a normal 30 year old man torn between his faith and his absolutely normal sexual desires. Nobody should be killed over that. She knew he was torn and she used her sexuality to try and keep him. A ruse that most women already know never works out well. They will take it, but it is what it is, just sex.

  11. karen30036 says:

    Examining this witness is the only oral sex Nurmi gets. He’s lost weight so he could see his dick for the first time in years,..
    He’s boring as hell,..
    What kind of sick fuck specializes in molesters ans rapists? Does he get off attacking victims? Alfred E. Nitol.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Karen: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. First time in years. Have you noticed from the daily pics that he is putting the weight back on. I have. He has gained about 20 lbs already I would say.

    • HarleyGirl says:

      Karen, did you know that numnuts has his office in his home! I think he is milking this case because he has nothing going for him with his own law practice. Home Office…bahahahahaha!

      • karen30036 says:

        Anyone else notice during the first trial, Nurmi used his pen as a prop? He’d pick it up, put it down, pick it up with the right hand,put it down, pick up with his left hand … and on and on. I got to thinking, maybe because he’s missed out these past years seeing or actually touching his peen (in any meaningful way) his pen was … well,i guess that’s a question for LaToilette .02. His weight gain? One of Stabby’s many charms. She sends him into a binge, or causes one to repeatedly pound their head on a door in utter WTFucking frustration (poor Travis, I get why he did that). I admit, several times during these endless days of trial watching, I’ve felt like I was beating my head into a bloody stump. The frustration levels are so high, I have to keep remembering the Alexander family must feel this X100, and have a little faith that the jury is seeing what I. and my esteemed fellow blog mates are seeing.
        Home office? hahahahahaaaaa

  12. Mama Via says:

    Miss Kelly, I hope you are feeling better today! My prayers are with you!!

    For those that don’t know…Fry’em Florida’s gov. Dick Head Scott last night executed the 20th man since he took office in 2011. That’s only one less than Florida’s Uncle Jeb “let’s run for president” Bush executed in TWO terms…PLUS, DH Scott just won a second term, so expect even MORE in the future.

    In 2014, there have been a total (USA) of 32 executions, 10 in Texas, 8 each in Florida and Missouri, 3 in Oklahoma and one each in Georgia, Arizona and Ohio.

    California has 745 “condemned”, with the last one executed in 2006, after being on DR 23 years!

    It’s unbelievable that Texas Gov. Rick Perry had a total of 250 in Oct. 2012, plus an additional 16 in 2013 and 10 in 2014 (with 2 more scheduled before Gov Elect Abbott (R) takes over in January, 2015) Perry is leaving Gov Abbott with 8 executions scheduled for the first quarter of 2015…and he has thinned Death Row down 50%, leaving only 276 awaiting death…I guess that Gov. Rick wanted to be sure no one broke his record!

    Second runner-up is yet ANOTHER Texas Republican, (Uncle Jeb’s brother) George H.W.”Sign That Order”Bush (a.k.a.#44) with 92! It appears that the Bushie Brothers were having a contest to see which can execute the most men, and Dubya won!

    Arizona has 123 persons on death row (as of Oct 1,2014), so, expect Little miss Stabby to die of old age LONG before she is executed! Arizona, by the way, had a total of 37 executions since 1976, so, about one per year…(but 14 were under Jan Brewer since 2010!!) A new Gov has been elected, so, after Januarym we will see if Gov.Elect Doug Ducey will continue X-Ray Tech Jan Drink(more)wine Brewer’s bloodthirsty execution schedule! Maybe the difference between a Governor with a Community College “certificate” in Radiology and a Governor with a real, live 4-year college degree will help Arizona NOT be the laughing stock of the nation!

    While I DO believe in the Death Penalty, I believe it should be applied judiciously, with thought and care…and only for the worst of the worst! Like Hodi, for instance!

    I’ll try to be more funny next time!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Mama: Hope you are well. Thank you, today I need them. Wow, those are some crazy numbers but it really brings home my point that the DP is not administered with anything resembling any type of congruency whatsoever. I expect Stabby to die of old age before this fucking trial is over. I agree with you. I support your DP. I wish we had it. It is something that never even comes up anymore. It would of course if it were up to me be used only on the worst of the worst, people like the bernardo’s of Canada but I believe it does have a place in the judiciary system.

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, yes, the Bernardo’s EARNED a DP CERTAINLY!!! But, you are right, it isn’t equitable or consistent here…and too many are found INNOCENT after the fact!

        You said it better than I did…it’s applied willy-nilly…and when exculpatory DNA evidence for someone just executed is discovered, the evidence is destroyed because “if this is made public, we will never hear the end if it!”

        From “In fact, once a wrongfully convicted person is executed the state is loath to admit that it killed an innocent man and will do everything it can to legally destroy any exculpatory evidence, even DNA, to prevent the bad publicity that would ensue; as happened in the case of Joseph Roger O’Dell III: Fearing that he might have been innocent, the prosecutor convinced the court that it would be devastating if the DNA proved that “Virginia executed an innocent man.” And so the court quickly ordered that the evidence be destroyed.”

        But, this doesn’t apply with little miss Stabby…she has CONFESSED that she killed Travis, not once, but THREE TIMES…and, I again reiterate, that SELF DEFENSE doesn’t consist of 27 stab wounds to the BACK, FEET and DEFENSE WOUNDS TO THE HANDS…AND cutting a guys head almost off! There’s no need to defend yourself from a naked man running AWAY from you! IF it was self defense, why try to “hide” the body, say she wasn’t there, tell the ninja story?? Why not call 911 and say “my ex boyfriend tried to kill me, so I killed him back!! Bring an ambulance!” Why LIE AND LIE AND LIE?

        Feel better soon!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Mama!!! Yup, Bernardo earned it a couple times over in my opinion. Those poor little girls. Now that there, hiding evidence so as not to have egg on ones face about killing an innocent person, that is truly frightening. I do not doubt it for one single second, but Christ on a cracker what a thought. I agree with you about Stabby too. Although in my humble opinion the DP ship has sailed and is now docked somewhere near belize. Have a great night Mama.

    • Jodi J. says:

      Being in CA, it frustrates the hell out of me that they stopped executions years ago. Scott Peterson is one offender that need to be executed…NOW. I honestly wish CA would take after TX.

  13. Alice Girard says:

    good luck Kelly with the heart stuff….my mom had stuff as well and she is still going at 94…just wanted you to know. great post btw.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Alice: Thank you so much. And thanks for reading.

      • Alice Girard says:

        i hope you don’t mind but i read the comment that said you did not get news today from the doc. just wanted you to know that i am thinking about you and hoping for you to be well. i can’t say i am praying because i don’t pray for anyone. i am not religious but i care very much about certain things and people. i have sort of gotten to know you and a bit about your struggle in life….holy fuck really big mean dog you have seen some shit. i know that the strength that has gotten you this far will persevere. please take good care of yourself. i also wanted to say that i am sorry that i don’t use caps and punctuation unless it seems absolutely necessary. i know you will understand.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Alice. The comments are meant to be read so of course I don’t mind. This is all of our blog. Thank you for thinking of me. I’m also not religious, but I am a believer in the power of positive thought. Yes my friend, I have seen some shit, and I intend to see a bunch more before my ticket gets punched. I don’t care a rats ass about punctuation, as you can see myself and it are not great friends either but I still manage to get my point across. Thanks for the concern and mostly thanks for reading and commenting.

  14. owlie17 says:

    i hope you can get to the bottom of what is going on with you. you have alot of support behind you. latoilette 2.0 hahahaha. all this bullshit testimony over a convicted, self confessed murderer. that’s some crazy ass shit.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Owlie17: :You an me both. This whole trial is some crazy shit for sure. Thank you. It means a lot to me that I have so many people that care about me.

  15. Heidi Bulldawg Doelling says:

    Kelly..from one dog to another-first and foremost stay healthy. If writing this blog makes you feel it. On the other hand I’d have to go all kinds of canine on it if this is causing you undue stress. Be well..and please keep us informed. We love and care about you. Truly we do.
    One day this will actually, truly be PAST TENSE. A little bird told me and he’s been right on in the past. He’s also dropped a load or two on Nurmi’s head. He can’t get to it right now because it hadn’t been outside in 6 years. He has friends in high places tho..always waiting.
    A note to the jury. I feel like I want to apologize for Nurmi. This too shall pass and keep those pencils sharpened. Bring an extra one because when Juan gets his turn your heads are going to implode and all of this will (finally) make sense. You will see the Northern Lights, comets, hailstorms and possibly that baby Jesus. You will suddenly realize all those notes you took this week wasted a perfectly good tree..and if you nodded off..your sub conscious will fill in the rest. Go home and practice sleeping with your eyes open. Don’t stare at it for too long. Jurors don’t have the same rights as it does. You will not be compensated or treated for temporary insanity, vision loss, or anger management. Hang in there.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Heidi: Nice to see you. Writing this blog does make me feel better. It is truly one of the only pleasures that I have. I made a promise to everyone that good or bad I would keep everyone in the loop and my word is good. The jury must be losing their minds over this farce. you’re convened, you’re excused for a week, there is trial, there is secret witnesses, there are emergency appellate hearings, there are eleventy billion sidebars, there was porn, there wasn’t porn, Travis was a good guy, Travis was a bad guy, and Jizz is still just Jizz. Poor bastards. Thanks for the concern and for reading. Makes me happy to make you all laugh.

      • Heidi says:

        “Write on “, Kelly.!! Haha..corny, right? ..but still better than corn hole. We have seen and heard our fair share of those this trial.
        I am concerned about you..know I am thinking of you. Xo. You appear to be strong willed and that’s half the battle.
        My hub didn’t give me the nickname “Bulldawg ” because I pooped on the carpets.. 🙂 xo

  16. HarleyGirl says:

    Kelly, Please try to have a 3D nuclear scan done. I had that done even with my neck screws and plates. Take care, sweetie.

  17. hb beachbum says:

    OMG Kelly tonight’s blog was off the charts. Enjoyed every word. I’m still laughing. Keeping you in my prayers.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai HB: Thank you so much. That right there is my medicine. Thank you for keeping me in your thoughts, I am a lucky person to have so many people care about me.

  18. shyloh says:

    “If we want a love message to be heard, it has got to be sent out. To keep a lamp burning, we have to keep putting oil in it.” – Mother Teresa.

    With loving thoughts of awesome healing energy sent your way.

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