Porngate Part 3- alt Title Willmott is a Tool.

Alt Alt title, Nurmi is also a tool-Arizona

Hai kids.  Welcome to the never ending porngate escandolo.  I’m so sick of all of this I considered writing it in a different language just to liven things up, but I don’t know who all can read Gaelic so I figured I’d just go with good old English.

It is freezing up in this bitch.  We got snow, like 8 to 10 inches of snow.  Your queen hates, hates, hates snow.  So, make it stop.

Okay so the mugs are now ordered.  I don’t have to pay the printer till they are gone so I figured I’d go ahead and get them because they are cool.  We had to make a color change because you can’t screen purple for some fucked up reason that I’m not even going to go into but this is what they look like now.  really big mean dog school color logo for black coffee cups. Hope you like them.

Since poor old Joe Santos or is it Santa, hard to tell with that wiggly jiggly thing that IS the look is so butthurt about my donate button I though being that it is Christmas I would help out his number one finger bang wet dream so I present the Stabby Gallery stabby artThere ya go, now if people want to they can purchase one of the above lovely portraits.  All funds of course going to the irrevocable trust for that super duper appeals attorney. (NOT A THING!)

Before I get started on todays fuckery I’d just like to send a very special shout out to the whole goddamn Stabbyite camp.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!

So, there was a shit ton of computery type stuff that nobody that is not a computer forensics expert ever needs to know and because I don’t feel like typing out a bunch of mumbo jumbo that maybe three of us will actually understand (and by us I certainly don’t mean me, I was totally fucking lost at hash value) I figured Jenny was calling her dealer but turns out I was totally wrong.  I will just skip to the part where it got very interesting.  So hope you are here right now PV.  Sincerely.  Our main dog wrangler was on the stand for the first bit and Willmott the tool tried to go after him.  This is the guy that has to deal with a raging pitbull on a daily basis to Jenny from the Cell Block was nothing.  The tool wants to know if Flores saw Juan on the computer and Flores says nuh uh, nope, he was off to the side taking notes.  The tool then asked if Stabby mentioned anything about naked pictures or porn on the computer to which Flores answered that nope he didn’t think so.  Willmott then says that he, Flores didn’t do anything to stop the defense from turning the computer on?  Flores gave the obvious answer that he is not allowed to interfere with the defense looking at evidence.  Getting absolutely nowhere Jenny moved on to a video camera that was collected. It was not broken but the door had to be forced opened to get the tape.  And then Jenny who very obviously graduated Suma Cum Laud said the following “But you never contacted defense to see if they wanted to view it?”  Now, I don’ t know about you all, but as a law professor and Dean of Fuckery it is my understanding that it is not the prosecutions job to tell the defense what or how to view evidence.  Just sayin’  And so did Juan.  He was up like he had a spring loaded ass and said to Flores “is it your job to tell the defense how to view evidence? To which Flores said “No duh”. A ten minute recess was then called so Jenny could curl into the fetal position and lick her wounds.

After the recess Juan was up and called Perry Smith.  Perry Smith is a computer god.  He works in computer forensics at the Mesa PD but dude is known all over the place by geeks everywhere.  Basically he says he needs the drive that big numpti is working with and for some reason that he won’t give, he is refusing to up it.  His dad died is his latest excuse for why it has not been produced.  Now pay attention because here is where things get very very interesting in a really good way if your name isn’t Stabby fucking Einstein. An incinerator folder was found in the recycle bin.  A folder that could not have existed on the original hard drive BECAUSE IT DID NOT EXIST at that time.  Willmott the tool is objecting like her life depends on it. Or somebody’s.  Sometimes Judge Stephens however seems to be seeing the light and is NOT THE  ONE today.  She basically told Jenny to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.  Someone actually went into the computer and attempted to delete the incinerator program manually. ON OCTOBER 22 2014 AT 10:16 PM TO BE EXACT.

Jenny is back up and because she has not made enough of an ass of herself for one day she takes a run at probably one of the most prominent computer handlers on the planet.  This should be fun…for us.  Here was her big question because I’m just not typing them all out, they are mostly moot and just time wasters.  Jenny asked  If someone from Mesa PD turned on computer does that violate policy? Perry said yes BUT it doesn’t include defense turning it on. She asked a couple more things that really didn’t matter, she has obviously clued in that she is in waaaay over her head and Juan who may or may not be on fire is back up for re-direct.

The pitbull who was quite literally foaming at the mouth (and I would be too. Prosecutorial misconduct my ass.)(And eat a dick PV for spreading that rumor around)said you were asked about Mesa PD guidelines. Does it address defense attorney’s and their right to look at computers? Perry said no it did not.   You found the incinerator on the working copy correct? Perry said yes. So, couldn’t it be tampering by having this incinerator program on there? Absolutely answered Perry.

After Lunch Jenny decided she wanted to call a surprise witness because why the fuck not at this point.  Juan objected saying they hadn’t been interviewed but he seemed like he really didn’t give a shit one way or the other.  Gilbert McReynolds who is some kind of investigator is on the stand. His big moment was saying he saw Flores turn on one of the computers. Then Juan was up.  McReynolds admitted that he never saw Juan touch a computer.  Now lets get to the good stuff.

Nurmi threw the biggest tantrum of the trial this far. He said that according to Juan LaViolette has problems with the truth, Jodi has problems with the truth and maybe she was telling the truth. And then Juan got up and completely lost his fucking mind.

You say there are all these leaks made by the state? Lets talk about the Mitigation Specialist for a moment mmmmkay. This Mitigation Specialist that goes by cougarlicious has leaked info to Michael Kiefer and others constantly through out this case. ( I swear I peed a little that cougarlicious is in the record until the end of time.) You are insane enough to blame the state and Sheriff Joes Homey Don’t Play That House of Indefinite Incarceration for her giving an interview? How is that a state action. Maybe the defendant should say no. The accusation of the Sheriff office harassing ChaCha and Stabby has already been settled. (he is talking about when the smuggling dance instructing perpetually thinking she’s 20 stabby’s best mule got kicked for a couple of days) In conclusion, I am asking that you see that the defense couldn’t defend a parking violation and throw this whole mess right the fuck up out of the bitch. And with that the mighty pitbull caught a goodboy treat in mid air and headed back to the prosecution table.

Nurmi got up and asked the court to look at the facts and then Jenny started poking him in the back and making slicing motions across her neck so he said some other stuff. He brought up some case that has absolutely shit to do with good old Stabby and said do we wait 23 years for her to be exonerated. Um, he was in court when she said she did it right? Like I didn’t hallucinate that or anything did I? Then he actually asked for the case to be dismissed and court was called till Monday.

That is it for tonight kids. RBMD laughing my fucking ass off.

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77 Responses to Porngate Part 3- alt Title Willmott is a Tool.

  1. Lacey says:

    love you think we will get a ruling from the POS judge before the new year?

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Lacey: Honestly on this I would say it will get tossed come Monday. It has no merit and Juan shredded it today.

  2. Christine says:

    Beautifully done, as usual lolol brilliant! I too will be laughing my butt off all night as well over the cougarliscious thing lol great job!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Chica: Thanks my friend. That one thing is the most hilarious thing that could have possibly happened. I’m still dyyyying over it. Have a great night Christine.

  3. Anne Wyatt says:

    Hahahaha fucken marvelous!

  4. Tambo says:

    Another GREAT blog!!!! Wouldn’t expect anything less 😉

  5. Its REALLY hilarious that cougarliscious closed down her site! Too late, Cougar…the damage has already been seen and duly noted. By Juan!

    • renaes24 says:

      Her account is still there…she had changed the spelling when people called her on the error and now it is ‘protected’ but it is there.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Judy: No she didn’t. It’s still there, it’s just protected and I am personally blocked and I bet she is scrubbing the hell out of it. To bad about screen shots. Sucks to be her.

      • Well, I am SO glad she was called to the carpet by Juan! She’s a sneak of the worst kind…even to sneaking things out of the jail to sell for the scum Serial Slut Slasher! I can’t tolerate sneaks!

      • Ruthanne says:

        Twitter had instituted that method of getting every single tweet someone ever made, a while ago, so I am certain Juan has a printout of exactly that, (all of her tweets from day 1), and he got that before cha cha made her account private, which if I’m correct she did AFTER she was mentioned in court. She can delete all she wants, it is too late for her.
        Juan is way smarter than all of them put together and has always been on top of everything going on, and they walk around thinking he doesn’t pay attention to this stuff because he personally doesn’t use social media. Ha! I think Juan has an eidetic memory, to be honest. It wouldn’t surprise me.
        I just can’t wait for the finale!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Oh Ruthanne, on a day when I am feeling very much less than stellar you have made my sick little heart sing. That fills me with glee. Thank you for telling me that.

  6. Samantha luna says:


  7. LOL.. Very good rendition of the court happenings today. How Numnuts thought he could get away with saying Vet’s wife leaked info by tweeting( never proven) and not have the pitbull bite him, was beyond me. So loved that pitibull brings out Cougarliscious for leaking info to MK was hilarious. Within a minute of that Courgarliscious no longer has a tweet account. So called judge needs to deny this motion, DT did not prove state intentionally deleted or tampered with evidence. Oh , but the pitbull sure showed how DT wit did with an incinerator. Great day for the State! Take care, Professor.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Smurfette: Thanks so much. This whole thing is just to waste some more time and stall the inevitable. It’s going to be tossed come Monday I would bet.

  8. Jen says:

    Literally laughed out loud. Thanks to a fellow Ontarian.

  9. Adele says:

    Wow. This may be one of your best. What a gratifying end to a crazy day. Ty

  10. Tyla says:

    Kelly you are fucking brilliant – Loved the cougarliscious shit, she thought she could get away with whatever she wants just like her bff stabby …. so LOVE that Juan called her out 🙂

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Tyla: Thank you so much. I about died when he called her out. I even sent him a copy of tonights blog. Hope he gets it. Have a great night.

      • Good for you! I’m happy you sent it to him! Yaaa for you, Kelly.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        I really hope he gets it Judy. Someone and I forget who I’m sorry, had an idea that I should print and bind them all and send them as a congratulations when this is all over. All the blogs in one book for Juan and Flores. I think it is a very cool idea.

      • renaes24 says:

        Binding and sending them is the best idea EVER

      • Ruthanne says:

        I think they’d get a big kick out of that after this is all over. Great idea!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Ruthanne: damn I wish I could remember who’s idea it was I hate not giving credit when it is due. I think I’m going to do it too. I like the idea.

      • Connie Rust says:

        Kelly, The person who suggested the gift book of blogs to JM is Mary Muscianesi Poulos-Levine. I commented on her post that I thought it was a great idea so I just checked my activity log to get her name for you. I also would buy one if you decide to publish!

  11. renaes24 says:

    Today was delicious! Between the Cougar call and the fact that just before court re-started after lunch, Kiefer had tweeted that he was being called ‘on assignment’ elsewhere…and would be away thru the holidays…..out comes JM with the Cougar leak stuff and MK’s twitter was going wild. (He actually finally admitted he was not “on assignment’ elsewhere….just hiding out)
    Nurmi’s ‘final’ remarks were just the theater of the absurd.”Stabby no lie” “witnesses only said Stabby has difficulties with the truth” (but that’s NOT lying) “the porn MAY be from a virus but we will never know because…..” If that was his CLOSING, he had me rolling in the aisles!
    Kelly, you are a true ray of sunshine in this shit-hole of a case. I don’t think I could get thru it without your fine daily synopsis. I need your blog to verify (daily) that that crap really DID come out of Numbnuts mouth or Wilderbeasts wittle hole.
    Please never stop!
    (and it is STILL snowing here……..sigh……it’s December and it’s CANADA so…………..)
    FYI: Magnotta goes to the jury tomorrow. Summations were yesterday (defense) and today (Crown). I don’t think it should take too long to have a decision.

    • Valerie Bachelier says:

      Totally agree with everything you both said! I wait for these synopses as the icing on the cake that is all the reports I get all day long. I love the wit and style, and especially the descriptive flair. I totally love the pitbull, the goodboy treats, and the vet on standby with the tranquilizer gun. I hear he peaced the f*ck out. Hoping he’ll be back when we need him after Squirmi’s closing.

  12. geribouwman says:

    Good job Kelly! I’m still LMAO!!!

  13. bobbie thompson says:

    Man! I could feel the passion coming out of this post! I could see the steam coming out of your ears and the fire blowing out your ass! You were hopped up when you wrote this lol. It was exciting though. My heart was pounding while reading the tweets and it started pounding again when I read your post.

    Pretty sure PV is reading here. I’ve NEVER tweeted her but she blocked me from her tweets yesterday. Only one way she knows I’m here. She’s seen me here. Hi SW.(wave). Guess you remember me. You never did answer my chocolate chip cookie trial questions. Cause the only answer would have been GUILTY.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Bobbie: You nailed it perfectly because that is pretty much how it was. It was a good day for justice. PV is ALWAYS here. She sends me love letters under all of her different aliases which I am going to print for my new years eve edition. I save them all. I thought it would give us all a great laugh because you can tell by the vernacular that it is her every time. Except for the one I got from Joe. I know it was him because of the Jizz comments. It’s going to be fun. LMAO. Wave everytime because like I said, she is here a lot. Have a great night Bobbie.

  14. Deb says:

    Prof. Kelly…you know more about art (absolutely ❤ those pic's) than stabby-e could ever COPY! I loved the part about MK looking like a horse's ass…'cause he is a horse's ass. I doubly loved your commenting on Juan's calling 'cougarlousious' out into the open and on the record! (At least she got the 'louse' part right, definition from any small, wingless insect of the order Anoplura (sucking louse) parasitic on humans and other mammals and having mouthparts adapted for sucking). I hear that's right up the 3 hole wonder's ally, btw!

    But, the best part was finding out that my MUG is on it's way & I will think of you and this blog every time I drink coffee – which is all day! Yay!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Deb! How are you darlin’? I swear to you I just about died when my law professor brain realized that cougarlicious is going to be in the law annals until the end of time. I almost peed. As soon as I get them, which should be about the 27th I will let everyone know and start shipping them out. Have a great night Deb.

      • Deb says:

        I’m going to send you the mug money ASAP via paypal…I like to get my Christmas shopping done before Christmas Eve…hah!

      • Deb says:

        Hai, Prof. Kelly!!! Let me know if I included enough for the shipping…if not, let me know the amount & I will cover 😉 mwah ❤

  15. karen30036 says:

    Kelly, I’m trying to donate and paypal won’t let me because I have to choose a providence (doesn’t list states) and I’ve marked that this is from US …help!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      On the very first screen pick your state and it will work. and Thank you so much Karen.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      This is what paypal says Karen If you are donating from outside of Canada please remember you have to pick the country you are donating from first.

    • Deb says:

      Karen, if you’re from the States, select the drop down box & pick United States…then down the page, you can put in your zip code, which tells them what State you’re in…
      Hope this helps! 🙂

  16. karen30036 says:

    Province … first screen won’t allow me to put in a state! argggg

  17. karen30036 says:

    I put in my address and zip code … and drop menu only has province choices.

  18. karen30036 says:

    ok …. we’re good.

  19. karen30036 says:

    Oh, and THANK YOU KELLY. I love your writing and having gut laughs reading your blog and some of the comments here … and where is Mama Via?

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      I dunno. I hope she is okay. I am going to try some alternate channels to try and get hold of her. I’m a little worried. she has bad days sometimes, but it’s not like her to go silent for this long. Maybe her eyes? She is having real serious eye problems. I hope she is okay. Thanks for worrying about her.

      • Deb says:

        Please let her know we’re asking for her, if you can reach her…we miss her snappy, swearin’, comments ❤

  20. Debbie Young says:

    OH EM GEE! One of your best! Today was a GREAT day for the State! CougarChaCha and Kiefer get called out, besides Juan totally botch slapping the duhfense! Your blog always makes me laugh, plus you totally tell it like it is! GREAT JOB! Thank you!!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Debbie. Thanks so much. I certainly had fun writing it. Thanks for reading. Have a great night.

  21. Debbie Young says:

    OH EM GEE! One of your best! Today was a GREAT day for the State! CougarChaCha and Kiefer get called out, besides Juan totally bitch slapping the duhfense! Your blog always makes me laugh, plus you totally tell it like it is! GREAT JOB! Thank you!!

  22. Connie Rust says:

    Hi Kelly, great blg as always. I was too busy at work today to follow the goings on in Maricopa County so I had to play catchup tonite. I was so stressed after work I had to peace the fuck out for a couple hours before I could deal with those morons in AZ (dam job always gets in the way of my priorities). When I got online and saw your blog was up I decided to read that first. When I went back to read the tweets I was cracking up thinking of the things you wrote. Maybe I should do that every day instead of following along with the trial tweets. It was way more entertaining this way!

  23. Hi Kelly,
    I hope you’re feeling okay.Loved the blog and your RESTRAINT and compassion–holy moly, you could have had us rolling for HOURS, with this day!! It’s better that you save your strength, never know what a depressed and suicidal Nurmi is likely to pull, next I loved the whole damn day!! From Stabbinstein walking in late–in to see an near empty gallery. I’m sure Jen and Cha-cha convinced her the gang was out decorating the tool shed (minus the SHARP tools) and buying Christmas presents for her Christmas homecoming. I expected the state’s expert to be good, but he annihilated the Bobbsey twins, Nurmi and Nuemi, in less than thirty seconds!! Incinerator–BOOM!! Oh, but at least Nuemi got to shake Stabbinsteins hand. With the SAME hand that he tames the beast.OH, the FUN he will have!! I want to SEE the moment when Jen kicked back her chair, objecting –so hard that it slammed back into the table behind her, in an “almost Jerry Springer moment.” Too bad she didn’t kick off her shoes and rip off her wig! i MISS seeing her bald spot. Hash Value? Apparently Jen raided an evidence locker SOMEWHERE at lunch break. Nurmi was sure smoking SOMETHING. He blamed Martinez for everything that has gone wrong with HIS case, from the get-go. Leaky boobs–i was SO hoping he would bring up the whole Hep-C thing! Or at least complain that Martinez needs to let them update the jail library. Reusing needles? It’s not the 60’s Stabby!! Not only did Cha-cha’s twitter playground get rained on, but the whole “members only” issue gets called into to question as I SEE her feather-boa-wearing ass, but also see her SMARTEST retort is, calling everyone else.” stupid.” Yes, now we have it on record. The defense blames Martinez for the sinking of the Titanic, the Lindbergh baby kidnapping and the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.I expected Martinez to really rip into the defense, Could it be that he was picking his battles, OR maybe he was simply exhausted from stifling giggles all day? Now we have to wait while JSS hands it over to the REAL panel of judges, who are presiding over this trial, behind the scenes. I think the person who had the MOST fun today was the court stenographer. When he called upon Cha-cha and asked her to verify the spelling of ” cougarlicious .”

  24. Shannon Bartkowicz says:

    Omg, I laughed so hard at this blog!! I love reading your blogs always, this one was exceptionally awesome!! I was glued to trial diaries all day, loving every moment of Brilliant Juan in action!!

  25. TisMe says:

    Just have to say that I found this so funny that I contemporaneously laughed & peed at the same time, well I didn’t really pee but I did laugh….just want to get a cheap stab in at Stabbys big word usage. I gleefully join you in your Hahahahahahahahahahahaha times ten at the Stabby fans….eat dirt dickheads. As for detective Flores I would have paid good money to hear him say NO DUH to snot face WillMutts inane questions. Thanks I really enjoyed reading this, I’ve had a crap day & needed the smile.

  26. Arizona Rose says:

    What a perfect end to my week! You nailed it again Kelly, you are so witty and entertaining, and manage to hit the nail right on the head…every time! Incidentally, it seems that Cougarluscious has gone on a Twitter damage control/rampage and blocked almost everyone whose accounts don’t belong to MK, SW, or PV…lmao, as if that will help take back ‘stupid’.

  27. achmelvichcastle says:

    Kelly, how much for postage for the cup? I live in Illinois. I want to order one, and give a donation for your brilliant blog

  28. essem58 says:

    Hi Kelly I watched a bit of Twitter in the wee hours before getting up for work and started trawling when I got home but so hard to get a good feel so went straight to RMBD for a flowing synopsis and what a great read that was! I got into following this trial after accidentally finding the 48Hours story. Then got onto Calls For Justice and joined there. What has happened to Donchais? I see you have that on your list of blogs you follow Kelly. Last blog was 12 months ago? Hi Nancy B if you same Nancy B from CFJ. So Kelly I’ve done a small donation for you to keep you a little bit warmer. Only option was for US$ I’m afraid so hope that’s not too much trouble for you. Hope this causes a stab to PV and JS and for added insult to injury I donated to the Alexanders too.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Essem!! Nice to see you. Thank you so much for the kind words. Donchais seems to have fallen off of the radar. I keep hoping for a comeback that never comes. Thanks so much for the donation. OMG that last line might put PV and JS right over the edge. Here’s hoping. Have a great night.

  29. mrsmojojojo says:

    You are in excellent form today! Love this blog. I look forward to reading it every day at work (when the Gods aren’t watching of course, I often wonder what they’re thinking when the hear me belly laughing). Anyway, since I am at work when this stuff goes down, reading twitter feeds I want to make sure I understand something from yesterday. Big Numpti has 4 versions of the hard drive? 2, 3, & 4 bear only minor resemblance to each other. #1 has yet to be turned in….right? Big WTF????? By what powerful force are they able to claim misconduct without evidence to back it up? Stabby is not on trial on any fabricated charges. What gives them the right to say Travis was pedophile without ANY evidence to back it up. The state can’t do that, why are they able to. Juan and Travis deserve the rights regarding false accusations as Stabby. Sorry if this is convoluted but it is early. I hope you understand my point. For a nanosecond I though Wurmi might have some integrity. Wrong! Please advise regarding the hard drive copies. It looks to me like the defense has a great deal of explaining to do and I don’t want to hear that they are vigorously defending their client. Fine line between vigorous defense and ridiculous accusations that call their credibility to issue.

  30. Beth says:

    So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking “what the fuck are they talking about?” Thanks for putting it down in an understandable way, you rock!!!

  31. hbbeachbun says:

    The best of the best. LMAO. Love it.

  32. Alice Girard says:

    hi kelly…..did i order a mug? if i didn’t i want to… there a link or something i am missing…lol missing link..story for another day :). great blog i was having computer issues and fucked around with it ALL day just to find out it wasn’t my damn problem but the site i was trying to go to…..wasted nearly a whole day before the light went on for me…anyway i did manage to see when mr. martinez dropped “cougarlicious”. must make stabby proud to have cha cha, jenny and alfred by her side, my sympathy goes to stabby’s pencil and alfred’s chair….i have an affinity for those two…heartbreaking to think what they have been through. please let this old gal know what i have to do for mug getting.

    take care.
    p.s. i know you probably gave instructions on mug ordering but i was fucking around in class that day and i am pretty sure i was not paying attention. am i going to have to write “i will pay attention” 100,000 times while standing at the blackboard with my pencil and paper? i went to a catholic school so i am just askin’…blackboard…my age is showing.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Alice. Not yet. Once they come in I will let everyone know and you can order one. Everybody that spoke for them gets first dibs because there are only 72 and yes you did say you wanted one. And no I am not going to make you write out 100 000 times that you will pay attention. I would like 17 haiku’s on why you should pay attention in class. LOL have a great night.

  33. Deb says:

    Alice, you’re a hoot! P.S. That line about not paying attention in class that day…can I use it in the future?!

  34. Ruthanne says:

    Gaelic, huh? I don’t think many people would understand that. But I considered learning it, a beautiful language that needs to be preserved, in my opinion.

    I hate snow as well, and I will pray that yours stops and you have an uneventful winter. I really hope you have oil. 🙂

    As to the hearing, gotta love that pitbull! And Perry shows us what an expert sounds like and how one behaves in a court of law. What pisses me off, is JSS will probably still allow the DT to bring the alleged porn into the trial, so Juan will have one more thing to counter for the jury, and we have one more thing to worry about them believing that isn’t true. I don’t understand why they can’t just have an independent, objective 3rd party sort out what is fact and what is not, present only facts to the jury and let them decide based on that. Doesn’t that sound like the way court should work?

    Anyway, I hope you’re enjoying that tree. I’d like to hear now that you have baked some Christmas cookies, and had hot cocoa while looking at the lights on your tree. 🙂 Stay warm, and stay funny!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Ruthanne. yup. Born in Scotland and my da and grandda were fluent as where most of regions. The dialects unfortunately vary from region to region but you can still get the gist. My da insisted that I learn it, it was oddly enough the one good thing he ever did for me. I think because when he was drunk he completely forgot English truthfully. A bunch of the guys he worked with were also Scots right off the boat so he got to speak it at work all the time too. I think it is a beautiful language although since my face was so spectacularly rearranged the inflections don’t sound right anymore, but I can still write it at least. I am enjoying my tree and I’d bake a cookie if I could find the instruction manual for that thing that gets hot on the inside. Poptarts go in the toaster. Wait, can you cook cookies in the toaster?

      • Ruthanne says:

        I listen to Gaelic music, don’t get much, but listen anyway. I will learn one day, I believe Rosetta Stone has a Gaelic program, but not positive, it was so long ago when I looked into it. I’m so glad they taught you. I’m Italian and my dad never taught us kids, mom wasn’t Italian and I didn’t know dad spoke fluently until I was 13, which is silly on my part really since my grandparents ONLY spoke Italian, but what do kids know? I had to learn in HS, not the same. LOL

        I thought you recently posted something about maybe figuring out how to use that thing called an oven, so I was hoping you had done that and cookies were next. Hmm, do you have a toaster OVEN? I think you can make some cookies in there, those precut ones, maybe?

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