Alt Alt title, Nurmi is also a tool-Arizona
Hai kids. Welcome to the never ending porngate escandolo. I’m so sick of all of this I considered writing it in a different language just to liven things up, but I don’t know who all can read Gaelic so I figured I’d just go with good old English.
It is freezing up in this bitch. We got snow, like 8 to 10 inches of snow. Your queen hates, hates, hates snow. So, make it stop.
Okay so the mugs are now ordered. I don’t have to pay the printer till they are gone so I figured I’d go ahead and get them because they are cool. We had to make a color change because you can’t screen purple for some fucked up reason that I’m not even going to go into but this is what they look like now. really big mean dog school color logo for black coffee cups. Hope you like them.
Since poor old Joe Santos or is it Santa, hard to tell with that wiggly jiggly thing that IS the look is so butthurt about my donate button I though being that it is Christmas I would help out his number one finger bang wet dream so I present the Stabby Gallery There ya go, now if people want to they can purchase one of the above lovely portraits. All funds of course going to the irrevocable trust for that super duper appeals attorney. (NOT A THING!)
Before I get started on todays fuckery I’d just like to send a very special shout out to the whole goddamn Stabbyite camp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!
So, there was a shit ton of computery type stuff that nobody that is not a computer forensics expert ever needs to know and because I don’t feel like typing out a bunch of mumbo jumbo that maybe three of us will actually understand (and by us I certainly don’t mean me, I was totally fucking lost at hash value) I figured Jenny was calling her dealer but turns out I was totally wrong. I will just skip to the part where it got very interesting. So hope you are here right now PV. Sincerely. Our main dog wrangler was on the stand for the first bit and Willmott the tool tried to go after him. This is the guy that has to deal with a raging pitbull on a daily basis to Jenny from the Cell Block was nothing. The tool wants to know if Flores saw Juan on the computer and Flores says nuh uh, nope, he was off to the side taking notes. The tool then asked if Stabby mentioned anything about naked pictures or porn on the computer to which Flores answered that nope he didn’t think so. Willmott then says that he, Flores didn’t do anything to stop the defense from turning the computer on? Flores gave the obvious answer that he is not allowed to interfere with the defense looking at evidence. Getting absolutely nowhere Jenny moved on to a video camera that was collected. It was not broken but the door had to be forced opened to get the tape. And then Jenny who very obviously graduated Suma Cum Laud said the following “But you never contacted defense to see if they wanted to view it?” Now, I don’ t know about you all, but as a law professor and Dean of Fuckery it is my understanding that it is not the prosecutions job to tell the defense what or how to view evidence. Just sayin’ And so did Juan. He was up like he had a spring loaded ass and said to Flores “is it your job to tell the defense how to view evidence? To which Flores said “No duh”. A ten minute recess was then called so Jenny could curl into the fetal position and lick her wounds.
After the recess Juan was up and called Perry Smith. Perry Smith is a computer god. He works in computer forensics at the Mesa PD but dude is known all over the place by geeks everywhere. Basically he says he needs the drive that big numpti is working with and for some reason that he won’t give, he is refusing to up it. His dad died is his latest excuse for why it has not been produced. Now pay attention because here is where things get very very interesting in a really good way if your name isn’t Stabby fucking Einstein. An incinerator folder was found in the recycle bin. A folder that could not have existed on the original hard drive BECAUSE IT DID NOT EXIST at that time. Willmott the tool is objecting like her life depends on it. Or somebody’s. Sometimes Judge Stephens however seems to be seeing the light and is NOT THE ONE today. She basically told Jenny to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Someone actually went into the computer and attempted to delete the incinerator program manually. ON OCTOBER 22 2014 AT 10:16 PM TO BE EXACT.
Jenny is back up and because she has not made enough of an ass of herself for one day she takes a run at probably one of the most prominent computer handlers on the planet. This should be fun…for us. Here was her big question because I’m just not typing them all out, they are mostly moot and just time wasters. Jenny asked If someone from Mesa PD turned on computer does that violate policy? Perry said yes BUT it doesn’t include defense turning it on. She asked a couple more things that really didn’t matter, she has obviously clued in that she is in waaaay over her head and Juan who may or may not be on fire is back up for re-direct.
The pitbull who was quite literally foaming at the mouth (and I would be too. Prosecutorial misconduct my ass.)(And eat a dick PV for spreading that rumor around)said you were asked about Mesa PD guidelines. Does it address defense attorney’s and their right to look at computers? Perry said no it did not. You found the incinerator on the working copy correct? Perry said yes. So, couldn’t it be tampering by having this incinerator program on there? Absolutely answered Perry.
After Lunch Jenny decided she wanted to call a surprise witness because why the fuck not at this point. Juan objected saying they hadn’t been interviewed but he seemed like he really didn’t give a shit one way or the other. Gilbert McReynolds who is some kind of investigator is on the stand. His big moment was saying he saw Flores turn on one of the computers. Then Juan was up. McReynolds admitted that he never saw Juan touch a computer. Now lets get to the good stuff.
Nurmi threw the biggest tantrum of the trial this far. He said that according to Juan LaViolette has problems with the truth, Jodi has problems with the truth and maybe she was telling the truth. And then Juan got up and completely lost his fucking mind.
You say there are all these leaks made by the state? Lets talk about the Mitigation Specialist for a moment mmmmkay. This Mitigation Specialist that goes by cougarlicious has leaked info to Michael Kiefer and others constantly through out this case. ( I swear I peed a little that cougarlicious is in the record until the end of time.) You are insane enough to blame the state and Sheriff Joes Homey Don’t Play That House of Indefinite Incarceration for her giving an interview? How is that a state action. Maybe the defendant should say no. The accusation of the Sheriff office harassing ChaCha and Stabby has already been settled. (he is talking about when the smuggling dance instructing perpetually thinking she’s 20 stabby’s best mule got kicked for a couple of days) In conclusion, I am asking that you see that the defense couldn’t defend a parking violation and throw this whole mess right the fuck up out of the bitch. And with that the mighty pitbull caught a goodboy treat in mid air and headed back to the prosecution table.
Nurmi got up and asked the court to look at the facts and then Jenny started poking him in the back and making slicing motions across her neck so he said some other stuff. He brought up some case that has absolutely shit to do with good old Stabby and said do we wait 23 years for her to be exonerated. Um, he was in court when she said she did it right? Like I didn’t hallucinate that or anything did I? Then he actually asked for the case to be dismissed and court was called till Monday.
That is it for tonight kids. RBMD laughing my fucking ass off.
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