Retire already-the entire state of Arizona
Hai everybody. You know, this case has bothered me for several reasons, not the least of which is the fact that a convicted murdering whoredog psychopath (at least according to HER expert witness) has not yet been sentenced. Why oh why is this trial not over and why oh why is Stabbykins not sitting in a shu somewhere waiting for them to find a good vein? Then it hit me.
Lawyers become lawyers because the law interests them. Now financial lawyers have a leg up because they combine lawyering and finances. Even prosecuting attorneys don’t have to worry to much about it because they have these things called retirement plans. Turns out, if you get a high profile case and you are a defense attorney now you too can have a retirement plan. It’s called a Stabby Einstein. It makes fiscal sense for the defense to draw this case out as long as humanly possible and that appears to be exactly what they plan to do.
Lets look at some facts shall we, since everyone likes actual facts as opposed to made up shit that there is never any proof of. Fact: Alfred E. was a legal aid attorney prior to the commencement of this trial. Fact: He tried to bail because not only does he hate, hate, hate stabbykins he also wanted to open his own practice. Fact: He threw enough of a fit about it that sometimes Judge Stephens decided that the Great State of Arizona should pay him private practice money to the tune of $225 per hour. According to the Huffington Post on top of what he was paid as a public defender he can be expected to pull in up to an additional $200000. Let that sink in for a minute. An ADDITIONAL TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS. It will be higher because now we have thrown the Supreme court into the mix. Billable hours. Every motion, every phone call on behalf of her or from her, every visit to the jail, every day in court, all of those things are billable hours. That is a fact. Here are some more facts for everyone.
Fact: Stabby fucking Einstein has a mitigation specialist that the Great State of Arizona gets to pay for. She does a lot of things so I guess she gets a lot of money. She lies, she smuggles shit, she calls people retards, she blabbers all over twitter to whoever will listen and apparently she is helping hide money from the IRS for Stabbykins. Isn’t that nice. Know what the mitigation specialist doesn’t do? Find mitigation. It must be with Waldo. Thing is, according to this little factual document http://www.maricopa.gov/OPDS/Assets/Documents/Legal_Service_Contracts/Service_Provider_Contracts/11075-c.pdf Cha Cha is only getting $55 per hour and man they have rules most of which she has broken so bitch might not be getting paid. That would explain the hot topic clothing and earrings from 1980. How is a cougar supposed to live on a measly $55 per hour?
Remember when I said that good old Cha Cha had her hand in the murder money pie. Well, your Queen/ law professor, dean of fuckery and Economics professor is apparently right again. According to a source on Christine Beswicks Article that goes by the name Juan Martinez Tie this happened “Listen Sonja, I don’t want explanations about anything: the Alexanders are still out for Jodi’s money. Jodi releases the artwork to MDLR [Maria de la Rosa], any sales go to a bank account that MDLR [Maria de la Rosa] has password to. Then when the money gets to be enough, some charity (when Jodi has implied) and the rest are added to the fund.” Juan Martinez Tie got this from a Facebook post. So not only is Cha Cha in it up to about her elbows, she has idiots for confidants. The next one is a little more convoluted, but also a Facebook post that was happened upon by Juan Martinez Tie. Hello [redacted] I don’t think this involves you nor Maria. And [redacted] knows I knows I nor SH never take any money from Art site….That money goes to a bank account that MDLR has access to….But Jodi Can’t say anything because of the IRS! But some people just can’t stop stirring shit!” Please note the part in italics. Tsk Tsk Maria. Hiding money from the IRS. And making sure the Alexander’s don’t get any of that fucking murder money you soulless fucking cow. MDLR is Cha Cha if you were wondering. I have no clue who the fuck SH is. EDIT: SH is Apparently shortform for SHithead Auntie Sue
Christine Beswicks entire article can be found here http://www.examiner.com/article/jodi-arias-decimates-constitution-secret-defense-looking-shadier-every-day It is a great read and chock full of those pesky facts that certain folks seem to hate so much *cough*PV.
Now lets deal with this whole Supreme Court thing. OMG Alfred E. you are an inventive little fucker I will give you that. So, the Supreme Court of the United States runs from October until about July every year. They work in two week increments. Whether they even entertain this is anybody’s guess, but the odds of them overturning the CoA’s ruling according to my very good source who could represent me in court any damn time are between slim and zero. So once again, big time waster, not going to amount to shit.
Since tomorrow it is going to be a motion hearing we may as well just call it no court so if you are interested I will post a whole thing on how the supreme court works.
That is it my lovelies. I’m going back out to look for my cat. Read Christine’s article. That is your homework assignment.
RBMD Peacing the fuck out.