Guess we are all going to find out what happens when the goodboy treats run out – Arizona
Hai!! I am still sick, but I can’t not write anymore so here we go.
For everybody that is asking why affidavits are being allowed in place of actual people, the simple answer is it covers the NOT A JUDGES ASS. The long answer is that hearsay, which is technically what this is, cannot be used in court except under certain circumstances. Technically the ME’s reports are hearsay. True story. Most expert witnesses could be considered hearsay, hence the exception to the rule. NOT A JUDGE has decided to allow the affidavits to help support the experts position. It’s bullshit and an improper reading of the law as far as I am concerned. However, Juan did not file any motions to disallow it, so he must not care.
Court continued today down the lets see if we can Kill Travis one more time trail and Marc McFuckstick’s or as he is called in court “Witness 1’s” affidavit was used to allegedly confirm the pedophilia and that Travis had been abusive to Deanna Reid and Marc McFuckstick had witnessed it.
For the eleventy billionth time we got to go over the May emails. I was shocked to learn that those have still not magically changed form. They are exactly the same. Geffner says Stabby said in her journal that it was the pattern to get upset, make up and get upset again. So…They argued and made up. Just like every other couple on the planet. She also tells Geffner that SHE recognized the cycle of abuse. Jenny from the Cell Block brought up that in March of 07 Travis forcefully grabbed Stabby’s wrist and Stabbykins did not report this to the psychologist as abuse. Aaaand we have a sidebar. Juan is up and he is not amused. Annnnnd we’re back. Looks like it was overruled since Geffner was allowed to continue that it would not be unusual for Stabby not to think of that as abusive. In October of 07 Stabby alleged that Travis pushed her around. Then in January of 2008 he allegedly asked her for $250 dollars, body slammed her, kicked her in the ribs and hurts her finger. (oh for fucks sakes I remember why I was so damn mad yesterday now.) You know what. Fuck this. I’m not delivering a blow by blow of what that lying bitch said unless it is really important. Lets just say that Geffner spent a long time corroborating her testimony using Marc McFucksticks affidavit. He also said that she gets migraines from her issues, has a distrust of others and has depression. He also pulled out the PTSD card again and said that he cannot rule out Bi polar disorder tests and his own observations point to it. BARF!!
AND THAT IS WHEN THE PITBULL SLIPPED HIS COLLAR!!
Juan asks Geffner if he remembers the affidavits and says yes. He is seething already and he has only spoken one sentence. Next he started talking about how Marc McFuckstick didn’t want to testify in court. He snarls out this is something you would consider as part of the puzzle. Geffner answers in the affirmative and trembles slightly. Detective Flores is in the background saying several prayers that somebody can find a case of goodboy treats or the vet with the tranquilizer darts. Neither seemed to be forthcoming however and Juan was quickly amping up to a full roar. He snarled out did you consider this when he said Travis admitted to the child porn? Next he asked if someone that worked for Geffner interviewed Marc McFuckstick? Geffner said yes. Juan who is now pacing like a lion in a very small cage roars at Geffner that there were three pages of notes from your associate and in them Fuckface McBullshit told a different story. And BAM!! Faster than anyone could have anticipated the pitbull had ripped apart lie 1. Not only did he rip it apart, turns out that Pigdog McVomit is actually the pedophile. I’ll be filing that away for after this is over. Anybody know what the pedophile laws are like in NZ? He did admit in an affidavit that he was the one looking at them. Just sayin’. Geffner was visibly shaken but he did admit that the notes were true and accurate.
Next the snapping and snarling pitbull asked Dr. Geffner (how is this man a Dr. of anything?) if he even interviewed Deanna Reid. Geffner shakily admitted that he had not. So, expect Deanna on the rebuttal train and I’m betting she is gonna be mad. Juan is pacing in ever shortening lines and his snarl is ever present. He yelled at Geffner to put the notes down while he is being questions. Juan was so mad he forgot himself and said Douchebag McDouchy’s name in court. And then he said crap. I almost fainted when Nurmi did not immediately whip out a motion form and have ChaCha rush it over to the court house. Don’t worry though, his record stands. He filed it right after court.
Apparently Douchbag McFuckstick is a little less than intelligent than Einstein because in his original statement, the dates he said he SAW Travis assault Deanna she was in Costa Rica. The DT caught it in time to get him to send an amendment and those dates didn’t work either. I peed a little as the pitbull very succinctly put the smack down on lie number 2.
Now we are talking about the day Stabby says she caught Travis with the childporn. Remember how she said it was photos of young boys in their underwear and when she came in he dropped them and they floated to her feet? Please remember that, it’s about to be important. Juan asked if a Female psychologist interviewed Stabby in 2010 and it made statements about the masturbation? Geffner affably said yes. Juan then snarled was that an accurate statement taken down by the psychologist? Geffner is thick enough that he didn’t sense the smackdown that was about to commence and he once again happily answered yes. Poor man. Juan roars Note from psychologist #1 Child porn pictures of little boys…she walked in on him viewing this on the INTERNET. Geffner was even nice enough o make an un-redacted not about it. “I thought he was looking at printed pictures?” The only answer Geffner had was those two statements contradict each other. And Stabby lie infinity plus 3 came tumbling down. And with that we saw Juan’s ears perked up as Detective Flores opened the box of good boy treats. The pitbull snapped one out of the air as he made his way back to the prosecution table with a very satisfied look on his face! And we are in recess until 9:15 tomorrow.
Everyone now please stand, face Arizona and clap for Juan Martinez.
See you tomorrow lovelies
RBMD peacing the fuck out!!