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The Stabby Arias Penalty Phase Re-trial – I Have No Title For This Edition

Are we there yet? – Arizona

Hai everybody. Today’s Edition is brought to you by the letter G.

We started the day with a side bar because of course we did. Juan apparently had raw meat for breakfast and is right back to mauling Dr.(OMG HOW IS HE A DOCTOR) Geffner. He started out about the PTSD test, asked a couple of other questions and then all of a sudden he asked how many answer sheets Geffner has in the file for Stabby. Geffner did not want to answer. Juan ordered him to look and said you told us last week there was only one and there are two. Dr.(How much longer do I have to write Dr. about this guy) said one was a copy. Going over the DAPS tests a very foaming at the mouth Juan told(gogogodzilla) Geffner he influenced Stabby when she chose what her most traumatic event was. Juan paced and snarled and said (Gettagrip) Geffner constantly referenced the murder and didn’t let Stabby decide for herself. Juan changed gears again and suddenly whipped out the coded magazines and stated that Stabby changed her story. Aaaaand the objectomatic was deployed. Not a Judge Stephens called a 10 minute recess. The vet she had hidden behind her bench popped up, successfully deployed darts 1 AND 2 and quickly took cover under the court reporters chair. Juan and Jenny From the Cell Block were arguing like a married couple (see what I did there) and Not a Judge Stephens told them to not talk over each other.

Obviously the sidebar was about whether or not the magazines were going to be admitted this time around because once the recess was over Juan slammed the magazine up on the overhead or whatever you call it. Juan told (getthefuckout) Geffner to peruse the magazine and see if he saw any writing in it. (Godicantbelievehesadoctor) Geffner says yes but he can’t follow the code. Juan helps him out. “You Fucked up. What you told my attorney the next day directly contradicts what I have been saying for a year.” Juan asked ((gwordsarehardtocomeupwith)) Geffner if this gave him pause. And with a completely straight face (gonnaregrettheletterg)Geffner answered that he didn’t know what it meant or who it was to. Just as an aside, I think the Dr. might actually be working for the state. Just sayin’. Juan barked out that Stabby wrote it in a tone that suggested that he thought he might be talking to a moron. (greatanothergword)Geffner double checked the buckles on his attack suit and retorted that it had no context and it did not change his opinion.

The Jury was asked to retire to the scenic hallway for a few minutes. The fairly raging pitbull asked him about the tests Stabby took, he didn’t want to be specific with the questions because of copyright issues. Wait what? Well, it’s an original way not to have stuff entered into evidence. Juan was having a yelly and grilly moment and Jenny decided to object to the yelly behavior. Stabby was staring at Dr. ((gladididn’tpicktheletterz))Geffner with a look that totally said it’s not for nothing that they call me Stabby. He seemed to get the message and tried to get his shit together.

The mighty pitbull continued the complete shredding of the witness as he said that Stabby answered the tests differently instead of the same as she should have. The Dr. told him that it was because one was pre-jail and one was during jail. Juan asked to approach and Not a Judge Stephens shuddered a little. They came back and Juan and the witness continued to argue about the tests. Juan continued to point out inconsistencies in the tests Stabby took. Specifically, Stabby answered never to a question about whether a partner forced her to have sex on one, and answered sometime on the other one. The Dr. was becoming more distressed by the second and said Test 1 only dealt with the murder. Juan continued to hammer home all the inconsistencies in the tests until ((gianttool)) Geffner was a stammering mess. At that point lunch was mercifully called. (I’m out, I’ve been defeated by the letter G)

Court reconvened and the Vet with the Tranquilizer gun popped out from behind the seal of the State of Arizona and deployed darts 3 and 4. He then barrel rolled to the left and hid behind the first bailiff he could find. The darts had no visible effect.

Juan started his pace again and for a moment I thought of a shark circling a wounded fish. Juan brought up the magazines and the codes again and the witness said he had never seen them. Juan looked at Geffner and explained that he’d written down and reviewed them this past summer. The Geff said sorry it had slipped his memory. (BARF)

Next on Juans shred till you’re dead tour was the fact that Geffner didn’t want to release the data to Dr. Demarte unless she provided proof that she was licensed in AZ. He pointed out that Geffner knew she was licensed and he answered that she could have had complaints against her or her license could have been revoked. Apparently Geffner thinks he is the State licensing board. Geffner wouldn’t let the test be released because of a federal statute. Jenny dropped the bong long enough to ask for a sidebar. This statute that Geffner was referring to only applies to drug and alcohol issues. Geffner (WHO IS A DOCTOR) thought this was any information disclosure. He didn’t understand that it was only for drug and alcohol which doesn’t apply here. So he’s an idiot or he withheld the test results as long as possible. You pick.

Juan switched gears and started in on the letter that Stabbykins wrote to Travis’ family. He was frothing as he asked Geffner if he knew she had written it on Travis’ Birthday. Geffner did not know that. With that Juan was finished the complete dismemberment of Dr. Geffner.

Jenny From the Cell Block sighed, put down her bong and made an attempt at damage control as the Jurors continued to write down questions. She started to ask about the porn on the computer again and the pitbull looked up from his box of goodboy treats and objected. A sidebar commenced. Witness one said that Travis denied it but it was his screen name. He starts to break down about the photo’s. At that point Juan objected again and headed to another sidebar. Not a Judge Stephens decided that was a good time to call a recess. Jenny asked questions out of the jury’s presence. When the Jury came back she got a couple of questions in about the alleged child porn and moved on to the letter that Stabby wrote. Jenny was desperately trying to get in why Stabby made up that story and Juan roaringly objected. The objectomatic should have been his today no shit. Apparently as Stabby looked back at the night she was trying to put things together, and could not reconcile that she had killed someone so she gave the ninja story.(don’t ask me I just report this shit.)

Jenny moved on to the journal and asked Geffner to define noteworthy. Next Jenny said that Stabby could have burned her journals if she knew they were going to hurt her. She then asked Geffner obout the cases he worked on before. He blamed the bad judge in one. OMG this is never going to end. Okay. So then Jenny proceeded to go over the text messages again and blaming Stabby’s actions on Travis. Blah blah blah Juan objected and it was overruled, blah blah blah Havasupai blah blah blah objection. Overruled. Jenny then tried desperately to get in that writing only good things in a memorial book was totally normal, to which the pitbull roared objection and was sustained. Not a Judge Stephens called for a 15 minute break.

During the break, Juan was mad, the jury was bored, Alfred E was napping, Judge Stephens was checking the buckles on her own attack suit, Stabby stared at Geffner, Jenny called her dealer and ChaCha ordered a pushup bra on the La Senza website.

Back from the break, Jenny asked a couple more questions and then Jury Questions were up. (Thank you baby Jesus)

Juror Questions.

Q: PTSD, depress, anxiety would manifest after murder and being in jail, how can you tell if there were signs before? Geffner sayid yes these symptoms can occur after, but interviews were done with those around her/ knew her.

Q: How likely is it that Stabby scored low on test scores knowing they would be shared in court. Geffner said it’s not easy to manipulate tests and it’s unlikely.

Q: Is Stabby right or left handed? Geffner: Left (Stabby is ambidextrous according to Marc McFuckoffanddie) Just sayin’

Q: Are there entries in the journal after the murder? Geffner: Yes

Q: How long can someone stay in a disassociated state of mind? Geffner: It can vary. It can be as short as 5 minutes or much longer

Q: How many days did the first female psychologist interview Stabby? Geffner: 2 days.

Q: Speaking to allegation of the masturbation of male child, other than verbal word from Jodi that was reported far after the incident is there anything else that references it? Geffner: No

Q: In your professional opinion don’t you find it odd someone that journals like this has nothing in it about these incidents? Geffner: It’s not typical but we looked at her after thoughts

Q: I understand the cycle of abuse but how is Jodi choosing to hang out and continue to have sex Geffner: That is the cycle

Q: Do records show other significant things that happened she didn’t journal on? Geffner: It’s not a blow by blow its a summary

Q: Were the 2007 IM messages in her journal where he is calling her pure evil? Geffner: I can’t remember

Q: Why does Jodi use T-Dogg and Travis in the journal Geffner: It was the macho part of him

Q: Who was the recipient of the coded magazine message Geffner: I don’t know

Q: Did you find anywhere a supported documentation of the DV from Travis Geffner: Just Jodi’s word

Q: It may seem to common lay person this could be a consequence of committing the murder. Are there symptoms for Jodi’s problems pre murder? Geffner: Some pre murder but we look at history too

Q: In your opinion of a heterosexual male is it normal for them to view girls and boys? Geffner: Yes we can have non exclusive that are attracted to kids and adults (and there went the DP)

Q: You as an expert…don’t you find this surprising she would have sex with Travis after this masturbation incident? Geffner: I’m not surprised anymore. Jodi said she felt bad for Travis. Okay, you know what hold the fucking phone. Stabby felt bad. For what she says was a pedophile. So she had sex with him. (and the DP just came back)

juror questions over Jenny was back up and asked Geffner if it is nearly impossible to fake a psych test? Geffner agreed that it is nearly impossible. Next she asked Geffner about Stabby’s ring finger, and Geffner who just got his Orthopedic degree said it was broken. She sat down, Juan got up and went for the throat of Geffner one last time. Juan broght up learned behavior re: the first trial and what Stabby had retained to retake the tests. Juan brought up she learned about PTSD from what Dr. DeMarte and Samuels said, and it was a 5 month long trial. There is no evidence other than her word that Travis ever masturbated to pictures right. Geffner had to concede that he was right. And do you believe that physical abuse took place? Geffner took umbrage with the word believed and said in his opinion there was. Different thing apparently. The pitbull took today out with a mighty bellow. No where in the journal does it says she was physically harmed does it. It is all based on Stabby, isn’t it. Geffner went out like a mouse as he answered yes.

That is it (finally) for tonight. Court reconvenes at 10am tomorrow

RBMD peacing the fuck out!!!

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63 Responses to The Stabby Arias Penalty Phase Re-trial – I Have No Title For This Edition

  1. Connie Rust says:

    Dam girl you’re fast! I didn’t even have time to charge my iPad after court adjourned before this blog was up. How do you do it? This stuff just seems to roll off your fingers. Masterful as always dear.

  2. Melanie Lee says:

    Really great rbmd as usual!! Loved the prosecution to bits again today and I’m impressed with the jurors questions

  3. Keep up the good work, Kelly. Your humor brightens my days! 😂

  4. mollyfisher says:

    LOL! Thank you. I should have skipped trying to follow this BS today and just waited to read your report.

    Steve Krafft’s TV report about Dr. Good-riddance is pretty funny too. http://youtu.be/nOEYbR3Er7s

    I’m hopeful that the jurors who clearly see that he’s full of shit make it onto the final panel.

    • karen says:

      I second what molly said. No need to follow tweets at all. Thanks for the great writeup!

      • TBrehmer says:

        I third that, I could get so much more done and be alot less stressed out waiting for the next tweet to come across, AND have a wonderful, much needed lol reading your blog post instead! Thank you Kelly, you are a great writer/friend to so many, PLEASE keep it up, and your spirits as well, you are so very appreciated!! Much love and admiration ~ ❤ ~

    • Ruthanne says:

      I was thinking the same thing, much easier than trying to follow tweets and it was all here with humor too! Wonderful as always!! Thank you, Kelly!
      I hope so too Molly, we need those jurors!

  5. Schaeffer says:

    There were 16 excellent jury questions submitted today, all asking the same thing: “Apparently, I am in the wrong courtroom; I was summoned and empaneled for the Jodi Arias murder trial but I appear to be in the Travis Alexander porn and pedophilia trial. Could you please direct me to the correct courtroom?”

  6. hbbeachbun says:

    Bravo Kelly. LMAO at Jenny calling her dealer and Cha Cha ordering a push up bra.

  7. christine says:

    LMAO…….

  8. Nancy B says:

    Best and only giggles I’ve had today! I also now have some context for all that went on today. I find it to be very disjointed to try to follow all that’s happening through tweets. Mucho Gracias!

  9. EPIC! I quit following the twitter feeds around noon today; your blog feeds me a lot more. Thanks, sweetie; you sooo totally rock the verbiage. 🙂

    • AND…oh, Dear God…I cannot WAIT until The Fetching Dr DeMarte takes the stand and completes the annihilation of Stabby’s Mutant Ninja “Experts.”

      • Catherine says:

        I second that! She really knows her stuff and her courtroom decorum is perfect. I loved watching her and Wilma go back and forth. DeMarte will hold her own once again, with tact and intelligence.

      • Ruthanne says:

        Ditto! Will be the best part of the trial!! Except for hearing the jury say “we unanimously agree on the death penalty.”

  10. achmelvichcastle says:

    OMG, another fab day with you!

  11. Donna says:

    Hi Kelly…hope you’re feeling better. Today was a glorious day for the prosecution and the Alexander family, wasn’t it? I almost felt sorry for Wilma (no I didn’t) after Juan took over the courtroom! I don’t believe stabby got a restful night of sleep last night. In fact, I suspect a migraine will be next on the butcher’s “how can I delay the inevitable” list of things to do for Tuesday, January 27th. Let’s hope that not a judge SS has had enough of this bullshit and there are no more delays in this farce of a trial. I believe it’s way past the time for justice for Travis and the Alexander family!

    I can’t wait for Dr. DeMarte to rock their world! She will be the final nail in stabby’ coffin for sure.

    Take care of yourself Kelly.

  12. essem58 says:

    Juror questions are shining a bright light at the end of a long dark tunnel.

  13. Leslea says:

    Another hilarious, yet always informative, blog. I always look forward to your take on the days Court shenanigans. I thought the Juror questions were on point. Thanks Kelly, You’re the BEST!!

  14. Jeannie says:

    Hi Kelly, I got up early so I could read your recap. I like the others don’t know why I follow this on twitter. You put everything in a neat bundle that is easy to understand. Thank you again.

  15. Lori g says:

    Great job Kelly. I always read your blog first thing in the morning while having coffee. It really is a great way to start the day. Yesterday was excellent. Juan is so on fire. Smart jury too.
    Hard to believe willnotshutup(my iPad filled in willnotshutup for me)spends time fucking Dr. Demarte over before she is even testifying. It’s not going to score points with the jury, especially after they hear her testimony.

    Back to my snow storm in Connecticut. My poor beagle. The snow is up to her nose and my pitbull needs to be carried. My other hound dog is too much of a baby to go out. Putting off shoveling a path ,but I guess I have too.

    Read you tomorrow.

    • Connie Rust says:

      Lori….I only have about 3 inches of snow and I had to shovel a path so the wiener dog can go pee lol. It doesn’t take much for their belly to drag in the snow. I can’t inagine dealing with all the snow u guys have!

      • Mama Via says:

        Poor BooBoo got a piece if green grass in his nose and throat when he and Finley were rolling around outside…the Canadian geese had on their bikinis and were lolling around on their floaties…the Ducks were just paddling around in the pond…some had on water wings!

        Oops! I’d better go close the sliding glass door before I go to bed…too much fresh air at night gives me morning tongue!

      • Connie Rust says:

        Not funny Mama! Gawd I hate Ohio winters!!

  16. Deb says:

    Kelly – goodness gracious, that was a generous helping of excellent reporting with a garnish of glittering wit, along with a gaggle of facts! In fact, it had me giggling until I was giddy!!!! ❤

  17. Betty says:

    The idiot defense must have had nightmares lst night…The jury has brains and is paying attention to the fact there is NO proof of child porn etc other that a liars word…

  18. Lacey says:

    Bravo my Queen!

  19. Samantha says:

    Yea! Excellent as always, kelly! Thank you thank you thank you! I love your “visual” style, the vet shooting darts is so funny 🙂

  20. Mama Via says:

    You so totally crack me up! The sad part is that I read this prior to having my coffee and before my visit to the little commenters room…so, my DH will be greatly upset that there are more “little old lady” spots on the sofa…but…he HAD a CHOICE…he COULD have hooked up with some mindless young thing, who would have kept his house cleaner, didn’t live all day on the sofa, and sexed him up more than once in a blue moon…but…she would have been out shopping at Nordies instead of at home saving his life on that cold winter night 3 or is it 4 years ago, then he wouldn’t have lived to inherit the $100 his mother willed him. Personally, I think that SHE was just mean enough to keep on living until all the money is gone….which gives me an idea…I’m gonna keep hanging on for as long as I can, just for meanness!…which, with $100, takes me till this time tomorrow!

    Muther was hilarious…her “final requests” include not one, not two, but THREE funerals, a memorial service and a graveside service. DH refuses to just put her in a gunny sack and leave her in the Dipsty Dumpster…but, “my half” of the $100 won’t buy even ONE new black dress, let alone THREE! It’s not easy being a Social Butterfly, I suppose…and none of her other butterfly friends lived long enough to attend THREE funerals…and all the NEW butterflies say “Ann WHO?” So, just remember folks…if you want a really big funeral, or three…live hard, die young and leave a beautiful corpse!

    As per usual, kelly, you make me laugh till it hurts! Now it’s time to go to the little commoners room, then get out of my jammies, get my coffee…and commence my day, holding the sofa down so that it don’t float away…it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it

  21. Catherine says:

    Omg “Blah blah blah Juan objected and it was overruled, blah blah blah Havasupai blah blah blah objection. Overruled.”

    I dribbled coffee down my frontside in the effort not to spew through my nose. Lmmfao!!

  22. TrulyUSA says:

    Okay, I got to work, got my coffee, opened your blog, and now I have coffee dribbles down my white shirt — TOTALLY WORTH IT! Hahaha! I love the answer Geffner gave to the journal entries: It’s not a blow by blow its a summary — That’s for sure — a “blow by blow” would be several volumes in itself!!!! Love the coverage, Kelly, always amusing and entertaining! You Rock!!!

  23. karen30036 says:

    During the break, Juan was mad, the jury was bored, Alfred E was napping, Judge Stephens was checking the buckles on her own attack suit, Stabby stared at Geffner, Jenny called her dealer and ChaCha ordered a pushup bra on the La Senza website.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

  24. Jodie Finney says:

    Kelly I don’t know how you do it. You are hysterical while at the same time so informative. I so look forward to your awesome blog after each testimony. Btw, one of my favorite visuals from todays post? Juan “slamming down the magazine on the overhead”. So friggin funny! Thank you.

  25. Pasha says:

    thanks for another great blog, Kelly. It was an awesome day for Justice for Travis. Loved the jury questions. Wonder if hodi will take the stand. Doesn’t sound like the jury is buying what Nurmi is selling

  26. Ruthanne says:

    Thank you! Thank you! Hilarious as always!

    Apparently somehow Geffner makes a distinction in his head between what he “believes” and what he can say is his clinical impression or opinion. That tells me, he is somehow enabling himself to lie under the guise of “opinion” but he doesn’t actually “believe” that she was abused, which I’m guessing means he doesn’t believe a lot if not all of what she has said. So he is really accepting money to give an opinion that somehow he can justify in his mind, like “if they say all this happened, and her answers are truthful, then she was abused” but personally, “I don’t believe any of this.”

    How can he do that?? I would have to spell it out exactly that way and admit I don’t actually believe it, or I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night, or even hold my head up!! WTF!?

    Does anyone know why they can’t just X-ray her finger?

  27. Bazzethound says:

    Thatta Girl, KellyMae! Loved it!

  28. brenda says:

    Kelly I looked and looked for your blog yesterday!!! I so look forward to it and your endless humor!!! You seriously need to write a book!!!! Just on your blogs would do, I will buy 100!!!! I prayed and prayed for you and that you continue to entertain us!!! Sharing!!!

  29. Brandy says:

    Deanna Reid took the stand today, She was awesome! She held her own with ( going though withdraw Jenny from the cell block) I love one of Deanna’s replies to( WILLNOTTELLTHETRUTHEVER Jenny) asked Deanna if she was being misleading in one of her interviews? Deanna barked back….. the only one doing the misleading is You!!! Loved it!! Good day for Travis, his family and all of us who cares about Truth and Justice!

  30. renaes24 says:

    Hey

  31. reallybigmeandog says:

    The fun just never ends…Thanks Renae.

  32. Lynn says:

    The paragraph with Jenny calling her dealer & ChaCha ordering a bra = fucking hilarious

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