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The Stabby Arias Penalty Phase Re-Trial The Somebody Is A Complete Hypocrite Edition

I’m everywhere-nowhere Ontario

I still do not have a definitive answer to the denial of the supreme court thing and since Skyping Arizona was obviously sarcasm I’m going with it was denied since that seems to be on most feeds.

Hai everybody. Hope you all had a perfectly lovely day. I apologize for not being around much today, I was much to busy being every single person on the internet. The global village is a lie, it’s all just me on 7 Billion different computers. To all the Russians out there, sorry my Russian is a little rusty, I’ll try and bone up so you think you are really talking to your friend Boris next time.

EDIT:  I have now read from Paul what actually happened and it is as many of you thought, much ado about nothing.  Mikal swore to Paul she was  just singing about somewhere they were going to eat. I sing for no reason sometimes so that is entirely plausible.  So to Mikal I’m sorry I even said that you allegedly may have done this.  You seem like a fairly nice woman and I probably should have just asked.  You have my sincere apologies.

So court started today with it’s regularly scheduled sidebar. I wonder if her calendar actually says, bring in Jury, sidebar, seat whoever is testifying, listing to Alfred E. Asshat whine about whatever, sidebar, start proceedings.

Detective Brown was sworn in, NOT Detective Smith who we were expecting because Alfred E. Isadick is still having kittens about him testifying at all. Anyway Detective Brown was a member of the Mesa PD from 2003 to 2014 and assigned to computer forensics. He is a computer forensics specialist certified. He took Travis’ harddrive on November 11 2014 and he became involved because of the alleged porn sites. The pitbull was in fine form and asked Brown about how many porn sites were involved and Jenny, who was most definitely out of weed and not happy about it deployed the objectomatic 3000 and a sidebar ensued.

Back from the sidebar Brown read the list of porn sites found on the computer. He conducted an experiment. He cleaned the hard drive, wiped and zeroed it out. He then installed spybot the same version that Travis had. He also added the same Operating system. He found every single one of the porn sites after installing Spybot search and destroy. The program lists the sites it’s looking out for. Kind of like inoculating the computer. Juan asked if any of the sites were manually accessed and Jenny was shrieking objection loud enough to be heard in Japan before he even finished the question. And of course we have a sidebar. Is this the new normal? Can’t anybody just object and be denied or sustained anymore.

Brown said he found thousands of malicious sites, not just the thirteen that the defense alleged that Travis looked at. Detective Brown next discussed the N-Case forensic copy of the hard drive and he can wipe a hard drive with it. Detective Brown looked for child porn for 3 straight days and he didn’t find any, zero, none, nada, zip in the child porn department. He did find 4 adult pornographic thumbnail images. OMG hang on, a thirty year old man looked at porn. Someone get the smelling salts I think I feel faint. Sometimes Judge Stephens called recess and ChaCha and Stabby went and fought over the swings.

Back from recess Jenny is up on cross and she is still pissed about the whole weed thing obviously. She begins to ask Detective Brown about when he made the copy of the hard drive and Stabby is so enthralled she is doodling horns onto Nurmi’s head. Jenny says that Melendez never found the images he found and Brown speaks slowly so maybe Jenny will understand that programs have improved and something that may not have been found five years ago now can be found. Jenny wants to know if the photographs he found were porn. Brown says two were. Adult porn. There is no earth shattering evidence being brought to light and everybody is bored. Jenny brings up some porn dating site that Travis apparently visited. Once again a man interested in porn. Someone catch me. Jenny wants to introduce pictures from the site, Juan strenuously objects and I think Alfred E. might be playing pocket pool at the very idea. Jenny gets shut down and pouts for a minute. We are still talking about porn. Porn porn porn porn porn. Corn, horn, forlorn, born, worn, reborn, torn, born, suborn, adjourn…..

Juan is back up and we have an immediate sidebar. Because of course we do.

Juan asked how often Travis visited porn sites. Detective Brown very definitively answered one time. Juan then asked if there were any porn movies found on the hard drive. Brown answered that no there were not.

We had one Juror Question only
Can spybot search and destroy software add to the computer registry. Answer: No, internet explorer needs history in a different part of the registry.

Noon Recess is called so that Alfred E. Imabitch can whine his way through a motion to preclude Detective Smith. Smith is in the courtroom waiting to see if he is going to be testifying and for whatever reason Jenny wants him ejected. Maybe he knows where to get some weed? Jenny says that the fact that there is no report from him is a problem and just scrolled through the computer and did an interview and she can’t just take his word for it. Juan argues back at the defense idiots as to why Smith should be allowed to testify. Smiths boss took him off of everything so that he could speed up his report. Juan reminds sometimes Judge Stephens that this is a motion for reconsideration of the original motion to preclude which was denied. It was re-denied. The next order of business on the all whine all the time train was the ChaCha incident. Now, if what has been said is true (and it rings true I have to say) then what a bunch of hypocrites the fans of Juan Martinez are. Juan is Hispanic in case none of them noticed. So is Cha Cha. To make fun of one because of their ethnicity is to make fun of the other. Is this really that hard to figure out? Alfred E. wants Mikal and 3 others removed from the courtroom, sometimes Judge Stephens says since she didn’t see it she cannot just boot them without a hearing. Nurmi wants a hearing. Sometimes Judge Stephens says she is not making the jury wait any longer but there is going to be a hearing on this at some point trust me. Even the Judge said she was not amused.

Finally Perry Smith is sworn in. Juan asked about the computer being turned on between 10 and 11 on June 19th while in police custody as the fucktards of the apocalypse have implied and he corrects Juan and says no it was last opened at 4:10. Jenny is immediately up and bitching about the report she doesn’t have that will say exactly the same thing he just said on the stand. Smith says that the computer was in defense custody when it was turned on. Juan points out that the defense has interviewed Smith three times to which Jenny objects because of course she does.

The bombshell of the day came when Juan let the defense know that Lonnie Dworkin (of the defense) would be testifying for the prosecution tomorrow. AND THE FOUR IDIOTS OF THE APOCALYPSE COMPLETELY LOST THEIR SHIT. Nurmi is calling it unethical, not on Juans part, on dworkins, and saying his testimony should be precluded. Juan is in such a good mood he ever offered the defense a copy of the questions he planned to ask him. I would call this check and mate I believe. Nurmi, after phoning in an order for one of everything at taco bell for pick up tells the Judge he isn’t going to have a witness ready until the 18th and proceeded to blame everyone from the prosecution to his witnesses to the Judge herself. Sometimes Judges Stephens was not the one today however and told Numnuts he better have a witness on the stand on the 17th mmmmmkay. Bitch wasn’t playing either. She wants this damn trial done, just like everyone else on the planet.

That is it for tonight. Special thanks to Mama for holding down the fort today.

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174 Responses to The Stabby Arias Penalty Phase Re-Trial The Somebody Is A Complete Hypocrite Edition

  1. Mama Via says:

    Mmmmmmmkay! Excellent! Omg, how did I get to be FIRST?? Go read your mail! You got some points! Cuz you were just EVERYWHERE today…and I was riding the flying sofa!

  2. debl115 says:

    “Sometimes Judges Stephens was not the one today however and told Numnuts he better have a witness on the stand on the 17th mmmmmkay”. And not only that, she also said she’s going to call those two witnesses to make sure, as in, I don’t trust a word you say, Numbnuts. Gotta love it! lol times a million!!!!!

    • Mama Via says:

      Judge S is growing a pair!! How are you Deb? Everything “good”?

      • Connie Rust says:

        Nah Mama it’s just an act. JSS wii cave…..

      • debl115 says:

        everything is absolutely good, Mama! been dealing with some health issues, and have mainly been reading, not so much commenting. Just like JSS said today, we need this trial to come to an end. so fucking tired of Nurmi/Willnot and their delays, yadda yadda, just get this fucking trial over with, and send the bitch to where she should have been a year and a half ago. JFT

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Debl: Nice to see you. I almost peed when she said she was calling them. That was a beautiful thing.

  3. Samantha says:

    Hey kelly thank you! I think the whole chacha thing is just more stall tactics from the defense and blown out of proportion (i hope!). Via tweets i saw it was mikal and cane lady and 13th juror that nurmi wanted out. I saw earlier thisevening that 13th juror was working on his recap to give his perspective of the days events so that should be a good read. Seeing that mdlr has been taunting, tweeting & insulting people (used the “r” word to call someone stupid) and tweeting from court during trial on twitter in a very unprofessional way, calling the prosecutor names and calling demarte a b*tch, talk of impeachment and so on, it’s as if the DT has been walking the fine line of what they can get away with to upset people and setting the stage for someone, anyone, to misstep and cause problems, delays, or ultimately mistrial or grounds for appeal. i’d like to think that if the singing of that song was really directed at chacha, that it wasn’t meant to be racist, but definitely meant to make fun of her, as many do, because of her actions and not because of her ethnicity. Not a smart move by whoever may have chosen to mock her on the steps of the courthouse no doubt! In any case, i agree racism is serious but i dont think thats what happened here.
    Once again your blog was excellent hilarious timely and informative. I busted out laughing about everybody being kelly on the internet, i know exactly what you are talking about ive witnessed it! Everybody is kelly and everybody is jealous of the real journalist who is always reminding everyone she is a journalist with journalist friends. Anyway who cares?! Next!
    Juan was so great again today, did you see that amazing picture of him grinning in court from today? and porn porn porn everybody is over it *yawn*, shock value is gone give it up! and sometimes judge maintained her staus today as sometimes judge. I was surprised and almost giddy when she said she was going to call the witnesses herself re: scheduling. Thats like when youre a teenager and you lie to your mom about spending the night at your friends house to go to your boyfriends house and your mom threatens to call your friends mom. Uh-oh nurmi! Hes gonna get grounded i hope. And best for last, im so excited to see why nurmi was so upset about dworkin coming in! Tomorrow should be fun. It never ceases to amaze me all the twists and turns in this trial! Crazypants crazy!

    • Jean H says:

      btw that “real journalist” is one of the worst writers I’ve ever read. Her pieces read like ones from The Daily Mail and that’s no compliment.

      • renaes24 says:

        Lets face it: that ‘real journalist’ doesn’t ‘write’ as much as she ‘mashes’ together writings from others (without regard to form or content.) A ‘journalist’ would have paragraphs that FLOW and not ones that leave you scratching your head. It reads more like a bad Russian novel….(think Tolstoy) where it starts in the middle/goes to the end/ and THEN does the beginning…….Jacqueline Suzanne was a better writer and she was pitiful………so the ‘journalist’ who is ‘jealous and paranoid’ (because……(her favorite new word) DEFLECTION, should really be careful using the term as she can be sued on behalf of REAL journalists Worldwide!

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, Renae! For the win! You caused me to have a “liquid moment! Well done!

      • Mama Via says:

        Renae…I once FORCED myself to read Anna K…and was dumb enough to write an online review giving it one star (because I couldn’t give it NO STARS!). OMG! You would have thought I killed Mr T himself! All I said was that “all the way thru the book, all I really wanted to do was to slap some sense into that bitch, because she caused all if her own problems!” What??

        It seems that my eyes are getting worse each day…where it affects me the most is when I am typing responses and comments…(and when I go up the stairs at night, because I’m afraid I will fall). But I’ve tried to be more diligent with remembering to proof-read and EDIT my stuff beFORE pressing “post comment” button! “Not-a-journalist”, in spit of her claims, is not-an-editor, too….she doesn’t proof her work, she doesn’t check her spelling or grammar…AND she barely produces two blogs a week! The ONLY reason she has the number of comments she does is because she and her minions attack every “I’m not Kelly, either” that dares to post! And there have been moments that I’ve ALMOST felt sorry for Sandra Webber!! That group is the most vicious group of cyber Bullys I’ve ever known! I’ve got to wonder how THEY would like to have someone attack Not-a-journalists child…or the aging? parents she lives with!

      • Mama Via says:

        Dammit! Spite not SPIT,

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Gosh Mama, I thought I was surely the only one who actually felt a little sorry for Webber! They are the ultimate in cruelty over there and so self-righteous, too! Can we add misguided, paranoid, and quick to jump to conclusions? I shake my head at the difference in quality the posts she was getting a month ago compared to now — her world is disintegrating and all those pukes she claims as friends are responsible and she’s too addled to see it. Sad, really, watching it all self-destruct but I can’t think of a single person more worthy of such toxicity!

      • Mama Via says:

        well, there are plenty of people who have tried to tell her that she’s losing it…that she needs to re-assess her friendships…her response is to attack even more vehemently, and call her “flying Monkeys” as a “shock & awe” tactic! She’s even started trying to needle me by using my “Gramma says” line. (But, sadly, her gramma didn’t teach her in the same way MY Gramma taught me! Otherwise, she would know that the power of her words has power to drive readers away as well as draw them in!). She appears to think number of comments gets her a gold star…(another Gramma-ism is to seek quality in your friends, not quantity!) all I can think of is that not-a-journalist, et al, were the butts of many a bully’s jokes earlier in life, and the anonymity of the Internet gives them “power” they’ve never felt before. Her blog posts are nothing more than regurgitation of what others have written in the week prior. When I first started reading her stuff, she had her blog posted before RBMD was up…here it is, the 12th, (Thursday), there have been two days of trial, and she’s not produced even one blog! She has spent her time laying around in nothing but Bunny Slippers and posting attacks to her legitimate readers, accusing each of being Kelly! As a HUMAN, I feel sorry for her, but her attacks on everyone and her self aggrandizing comments are curious. Losing interest in things that you normally care about is a symptom of depression, the feeling of all-powerful super-hero is a symptom of mania…I’m beginning to wonder if maybe she’s experiencing some fast-cycle bi-polar disorder with narcissism?

        Jean, is The Daily Mail like the National Inquirer? All headline, no substance?

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        UK right?

      • Carmen Geditt says:

        Hey i do believe some of you guys might appreciate my thoughts over at carmengeditt.blogspot.com dedicated to rbmd. The only rule is please play nice and no bullying. It was inspired by the meanies. Not endorsed by kelly or anybody at all :D, and i certainly don’t claim to be a journalist!

      • renaes24 says:

        Nice post Carmen. Glad to see it.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hi Carmen. I just wanted to say thank you for what you wrote. I thought it was very kind of you. We have the same rules here so I know everyone will behave.

      • Mama Via says:

        Yes, I highly recommend Carmen’s blog! Please read it…it really has some great observations by someone who read both RBMD and Examiner…and she is in neither camp, so it is very “fair and well balanced”! Good job, Carmen!

      • Carmen Geditt says:

        Aw shucks thanks yall 😊

  4. debilu2 says:

    You’ve done it again! Had me laughing till my sides hurt! I agree that the Sometimes Judge was NOT playing today! Her calling their witnesses to verify schedules is EPIC! She’s given them more than enough leeway, and now I think she’s just over it! And Maria de la Chacha, the twittergation specialist – I agree that racist comments (or songs, as the case MAY be) are completely out of line. On the other hand, her calling a trial watcher a “retard” and Dr. DeMarte a “bitch” on Twitter probably is beyond her scope as well. So we’ll see how that goes. Anxiously awaiting your next edition!!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Debilu2: YAY!! I see both sides and maybe racist was a little harsh. I just think it was in very bad taste and that a murder trial should be afforded some dignity. Have a great night. see you tomorrow.

    • I think it was her personality really…Paul Sanders I love and he thought it was not directed at cha cha…I just think she is over zealous and loud and I like to sing little one liner songs myself but for fun…I really think the defense is just looking for stuff…there is no proof that she was referring to cha cha…unless she inserted her name into the song I would say it was not intended for her…the timing probably wasn’t good but as Paul said cha cha didn’t even seem fazed about it at the time…she was just stirring up things I think…but Kelly again as always a very good report…laughter is surely the truly best medicine!!! Will be looking forward to more blogs….peace out!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Thanks Teresa and I just did an edit to reflect what in actuality happened instead of just my supposition and even though I said it allegedly happened I apologized to Mikal anyway because she does seem like a fairly nice lady.

  5. reallybigmeandog says:

    Hai Samantha. While I kind of agree with your logic, I just think that even the hint of impropriety re racism in this day and age is wrong. And I totally get that it is chacha we are talking about who is one of the most miserable shit talking cows I’ve ever come across, but dammit this is a death penalty trial and I think it should be afforded the solemnity that requires. That is just me though. I totally agree with you about the unprofessional attitude but you have to remember she is NOT an officer of the court and the rules are different for her. And I’m so glad you got the joke because I am apparently everyone, or everyone is apparently me….hmmm a paradox. interesting. Have a great night Samantha. See you tomorrow.

  6. Connie Rust says:

    Hi Kelly…great blog as usual. I don’t see where u find the time being such a jet setter and all. As they say….imitation is the highest form of flattery….so there u go.
    I have to agree with Samantha on the whole ChaCha incident. While I don’t think it was just meant to be reminiscent of a Mexican dinner the night before; I don’t think it was meant to be racist either. It may have been done in poor taste but I think Nurmi et all is blowing it out of proportion because….well that’s what he does.
    As for JSS growing a pair….I don’t buy it. After all she did tell Alfred E. he could renew his motion to preclude tomorrow AFTER she denied it. What’s up with that?
    Juan’s picture….well it doesn’t show his feet but I’m betting he was skipping. Kodak moment for sure!
    Hugs….

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Connie. I know right, I’m here, I’m in other parts of Ontario working in a bank, I’m in Florida being Sandra Webber, I’m amazed I get anything done on here. Maybe racist was a poor choice of words. It was in very poor taste. Lets call it that. As for sometimes Judge I agree. She is going to do everything possible so that she doesn’t get that overturned on appeal mark on her report card. I like to think of it as trotting jauntily. Have a great night. see you tomorrow.

      • Connie Rust says:

        Hey I forgot something I wanted to mention. Somebody (can’t remember who) tweeted that Paul Sanders (13th juror) was 1 of the people Nurmi wants booted from the courtroom. Have you heard that?

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        yes I have heard it, but as far as I am concerned that is just a nasty rumor. Paul is a very decent articulate man and there would be zero reason to have him expelled.

      • Connie Rust says:

        I hope it’s just a rumor. I’ve been reading all his recaps and now reading his book. He is the last person who would say or do anything that even remotely appeared unethical. He seems to be one of the most decent people around. I read Nurmi accused him of taping the proceedings because his recaps were so detailed and accurate. Imagine that.. a writer who writes accurately. I personally love his writing and I really enjoy his perspective as a juror. My experience as a juror was not so good so I really enjoy reading his.

      • Right on.
        I really don’t get all of the hostility directed toward RBMD by “real” journalists.
        And I REALLY don’t have a shit or a fuck to give if Kelly actually turns out to be a 16 year old boy, blogging from a storage room in the basement, surrounded by pizza boxes and Chinese take-out.
        I get real value for my small donation to RBMD. I so look forward to coming here to laugh my ass off nearly every day. All the laughs are a bit painful for me at the moment though; had a hysterectomy a week ago.
        But, oh well…I think laughing helps me stave off any potential pneumonia or other complications.
        Keep up the good work, Kelly!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Hai Linda: You just made me laugh my ass off, so thanks for that. Man I’d give a limb to be a 16 year old anything at this point. I’m sorry about the hysterectomy. I hope you are on the mend soon. Thanks for reading.

      • Mama Via says:

        I regret to inform you that after 36 years, one month and18 days, Kitty Jammys have finally been declared “done”. Kitty Jammys were “there for me” daily, as I emerged from my custom jacuzzi in my luxury bath. Sadly, poor Kitty Jammys began to fall apart at the seams, despite my loving care and repeated attempts to repair the effects of a long life filled with the responsibility of “covering” me during my moments of greatest need. Kitty Jammys was always “there” for me, no matter the circumstances, from my moments of size 2 triumph to my size 6 moments, when my disability precluded my daily exercise, numerous steroid injections and courses of prednisone right up to my present menopausal size 8, Kitty Jammys “one size fits all” didn’t care, and kept me covered and comfortable with soft Egyptian Pima Cotton. Kitty Jammies will be missed, and the dependability can never be replaced.

        Also of note…after many winters of faithful service, Bunny Slippers are gone too. I believe that Bunny Slippers, being despondent over the loss of Kitty Jammys, hopped off the shelf and fell on Papa’s hunting knife 57 times. Boo, the French Bulldog, sensing vulnerabity with his very sensitive Championship Bloodline nose, sniffed out the injured Bunny Slippers, and proceeded to chew Bunny Slippers ears off…and, than, regrettably, chewed Bunny Slipper’s head entirely from its body…..

        Kitty Jammies and Bunny Slippers will be interred in the Recycle Bin, as we are extremely concerned for Mother Earth and our environment. Taking Kitty Jammys responsiblties will be the Victorian Tea Gown with French lace…and covering for Bunny Slippers will be a new pair of Uggs…may they both serve me as well as Kitty Jammies and Bunny slippers did…

      • renaes24 says:

        “Bunny slippers” snort! snort!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        POINTS x infinite! When would you like to hold the memorial. Tonights blog could be dedicated to them if you want. I’m sorry for your loss mama.

      • Mama Via says:

        Linda R: sending you get well wishes and healing vibrations as you recover from surgery! Post here more often! Words of wisdom or hilarity always welcome and enjoyed!

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Love it! Poor little bunny slippers never knew what hit her! And Kitten Jammies — hahahaha!

      • Mama Via says:

        Truly, darlin, your laughter is music to my old ears…and I know you share my grief at the loss of good old Bunny Slippers…while they gave me enjoyment when they were at their prime, I think that they just got SO despondent when they thought I loved my Championship (Award Winning) French Bulldog, Boo, more than I loved them.

        Now, I can’t really blame Boo for chewing Bunny Slippers…after all BS (Bunny Slippers) had been taunting and bullying Boo…I guess Old Slippers just slipped when they got past their prime…and those long, long summers, all by themselves in the closet, just hanging out with just a bunch of older shoes…

        There is one pair in the closet that are obvious YOUNG, but they are just “not right”, if you know what I mean…I guess we’ve all bought shoes that looked ok in the store, but once you got them home and spent anytime actually WEARING them…they were just WRONG! I think that I bought this pair, they were cute, and on sale, but an old woman like me just has no business at all buying a pair of shoes like those you young girls have! I’m not sure how I talked myself into buying that pair of shoes…It SEEMED like a good idea at the time…I just didn’t have the heart to take them back to where I got them…and it would be a CRIME to just throw them away…so, there they sit…in the closet…

        The other reason I really can’t blame Boo, the Championship French Bulldog is because, after all, he’s just a DOG…and dogs CHEW things that look tasty (like socks and Bunny Slippers) …and, actually, Boo makes me LAUGH almost EVERY DAY! Even if he WERENT a Championhip French Bulldog, I’d love him just as much! Boo doesn’t have a THUMB, so I KNOW Boo didn’t stab Bunny Slippers…Bunny Slippers must have FALLEN accidentally on Papa’s hunting knife 57 times…and Boo, just being a dog, must have just thought…”Well *I* didn’t do ANYthing, Bunny Slippers did it to his own damm self! You can’t fault a dog for doing what dogs do! It’s their NATURE to chew things…it’s one of their “survival mechanisms” that originates from their wolf origins!

        So, that’s the tail (sic) of the Bunny Slippers!

        Btw…do you think I can be a writer if I ever decide to grow up?

      • TrulyUSA says:

        OMG Mama, you already are fully grown and fully entertaining as a writer right now. Please make sure Boo doesn’t get choked on any remaining bits of bunny fur — you know those bunnies reproduce among themselves when they are placed in a box and any bunnies born under such conditions may actually become cannibalistic — so we may need Boo to patrol for Zombie Bunnie Slippers!!!!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Wait Truly: I have zombie slippers (I don’t have documentation for that) so what if my zombie slippers hooked up with the bunny slippers and reproduced. OMG somebody alert the FBI (just don’t tell them where I am, my arrest is imminent you know) everybody start building zombie bunkers (I suggest somewhere not close to where I hid that plane) and for the love of god will someone please take in 8 tiny reindeer. They don’t eat much and you can use one of them as a light source if you talk nice to him. I will be hiding under my desk awaiting the slipper apocalypse.

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh….so THATS what causes really big murdering bunny slippers?????

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Yes, Mama, that’s the ugly truth — inbreeding due to lack of new bunnies to fuck.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        OMG I’m seriously dyyyyying. This is the funniest comments section ever. I’m laughing so hard my sides hurt, I have pepsi snot dripping out of my nose and my eyes are watering. POINTS FOR EVERYONE!!

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Over – sorry missed a word — new bunnies to fuck over, I should say!

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Holy Moly Kelly! Walking Dead Zombie Bunnie Slippers! To the bunkers!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        I know I don’t want to be messing with no walking dead zombie bunny slippers.

    • Connie Rust says:

      Omg Mama….I’ve been laughing all morning but you just did me in! Hugs…..

      • renaes24 says:

        Kelly, this page is hysterical today (sorry for the one with the hysterectomy cause all the laughter might hurt)…….The Zombie Bunny Slippers just did me in! (Back story on that: Hubby is currently working for GGS the daughter of the owner came up with their last marketing ploy: Greenhouses are good for plants but BAD for ZOMBIES. Now, as you know, most greenhouses here are used by either farmers or floral growers. Can you imagine how that ad campaign…..complete with little film….went over with ONTARIO farmers? ) Sorry, but I just had to post about that.

      • Indeed! ^5
        This page is both funny AND informative; my very best favorite.
        Sooo…fuck anyone who can’t take a joke. 🙂

  7. debl115 says:

    You go, Kelly, you got this, girl. Fuck the wannabe’s, you are you, and maybe, just maybe, everybody just wants to be you.

  8. reallybigmeandog says:

    debl: Yes I do got this. Thank you.

  9. renaes24 says:

    Damn, Kelly, you did it again! Here I thought you said you were afraid to leave your home and come to find out you work at a bank (at least 2 hours away from where you live), commute to the States, (Florida, to be exact……good on you since the weather here sucks) and talk to the FBI almost daily. But watch out…..your arrest is imminent…..oh! and you’re a child-molester too! No wonder you live on Pop-Tarts…..you need the sugar fix to keep your energy up! (ha-ha-ha) WHO LEFT THE DOOR TO THE ASYLUM OPEN? (as opposed to : who left the DOGS out?)
    I was honestly not doing too bad today until I read all that crap going on with the ‘journalist’ who has ‘real journalist’ friends site. Now? I need to call Wilma’s connection….oh and have a Margarita (in ‘honor’ of Cha-Cha).
    I also do not think anything was done in a racist manner. I actually think it could have been funny……..had it happened ANYWHERE else but at the courthouse. (Pardon my sick sense of humor). On the other hand, if you see some of the stuff that is on the JAII site, you see racist shit daily.
    With all the ‘denying’ that JSS was doing today, not to mention her telling the defense that she was going to CALL and check on their witnesses schedules, I would have loved if just ONE courtroom reported had actually reported what Stabby’s facial expressions and body language was as her ‘team’ was getting SLAMMED.
    Now, since you have been FOUND OUT about all of your travels, the next time I have to go to Hawaii…….you are going with me. (Hubby can’t…..for reasons you already know.) Suck it up princess. Your secret identity has been revealed! You are Steven Hawking and you can travel thru space and time…….I bet you even know where the missing Malaysian airline is……..don’t you?

    • Connie Rust says:

      Missing plane….LOL Renae!

    • Mama Via says:

      Yall are HILARIOUS today! Somebody’s been sneaking mamas meds???

      • renaes24 says:

        Just the beginning of a head cold and sooooo looking forward to wind chills of MINUS 30 this weekend.
        I shall now begin chanting: ohm…….ohm…..Stabby must die……Stabby must die (must be the incense or whatever the SMOKE is in here)

      • Mama Via says:

        Awwww! I’m sending you some if this beautiful sunshine and warm air! Omg! It us beautiful!

        It’s SO beautiful, that Boo the French Bulldog is laying out on the patio in the sun, chewing his pig pizzle!

      • renaes24 says:

        Mama, with all the love in my heart……..with that weather report….FU!
        Here I am stuck in the soon-to-be-frozen-in-a-block-of-ice and you are telling me about a dog sunning itself!
        Last time it got this cold, my poor doggie got frostbite on one of her paws!
        Ah! Love ya anyway……but perhaps a few fire-ants can nip your ankles for that report 🙂

      • Well, I’m high on my vicodin…I have to be to keep reading about Nurmi’s little girl hissy fits.
        Really wish I could hear those high-pitched screams coming from his ginormous hulking body.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        You know that’s like gum in class right? You have to bring enough for everybody. OMG his voice can get high remember the first trial. I see no reason this will not be on tv or livestreamed once it is over since the stations fought so hard for the right to be in the courtroom so we all have to watch it together.

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, Renae…it’s the WEATHER report you want!!! OIC!!! Let’s see…it’s 70 degrees right now…the sky is a beautiful blue…with not even a cloud! Expected low tonight will be in the mid 40’s..the five day report calls for more of the same! We have a gentle, warm breeze, so the doors and windows are open…and, of course, the ceiling fans are going, to keep the air fresh…when Boo wakes up from his sun-bathing, I’ll take him for a walk…oh!….

        The fashion report: Skorts with T-shirts and flip-fops, with shortie nightgowns expected after the daily soak in the jacuzzi bath.

      • renaes24 says:

        “I must not HATE Mama……..I must not HATE Mama……I must not HATE Mama”……..repeat x 1000

      • Mama Via says:

        Well, if you only hate me over the weather report…and wish the ire ants attack my ankles…I’ll just wear socks…haha! That’s ok…come summer…I’ll be in the other position….I’ll be complaining about the heat and humidity…and explaining that I don’t wear green eyeshadow…the green above my eyes is mold caused by the high humidity!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Renae: Yes, I’ve heard my arrest is imminent which is why today I’m popping over to costa rica for a while. *shaking my head and lmao*

      • renaes24 says:

        Careful, I hear the chikungunya virus is really prevalent there. You know what will happen if you come back with one new symptom!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Well, I think the cdc would have to document me or something….oh forget it bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha POINTS!!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      I’m sorry I”m not a liberty to talk about the plane.

      • renaes24 says:

        CSIS? CIA? DHS? I just know that YOU KNOW where it is hidden! But you messed up. Those Bunny Slippers were supposed to be on it and they evidently missed the BUS to the plane.

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Yes I heard bunny slippers missed the bus, renaes24 — when it pulled up they saw the greyhound on the side and ran straight to the thicket and hid! Coward!

      • renaes24 says:

        I heard they THEN attempted to board the second bus but it was a ‘short’ one and helmets were required which they had forgotten to wear (again)

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        POINTS!!! I must have the cleanest sinuses in the history of ever. I wonder what all that pepsi is doing to them.

  10. Carmen Geditt says:

    Hi kelly, thank you thank you. Love to read you. You’re the best!

  11. Carmen Geditt says:

    Hey guys, about the AZSC – from what i read yesterday, Nurmi’s petition for review in the Supreme Court of Arizona was DENIED. I saw it on their website with my own eyes 😄 In other words, they don’t want to hear it. Not even allowing oral arguments (they do not want to listen to Nurmi!)
    COA ruling stands. Juan did not move to strike the testimony, because he is brilliant!

    • renaes24 says:

      Carmen, do you think some of JSS’s new ‘backbone’ is in response to that metaphorical ‘slap’ by the Supremes? I do!
      I think she’s embarrassed……big time!

      • Mama Via says:

        I think you are tight, Renae!

      • Carmen Geditt says:

        We can only hope!

      • renaes24 says:

        As far as I can make out (different court reporters are stating things a bit differently), JSS is now backing away from the Feb 26-27 dates. I go with the groundhog, He said back on 2/2 that there would be ‘6 more weeks’……which would bring us to about 3/9 by my figures. I guess he meant 6 more weeks of Stabby. (sigh)……well, at least it glows on the horizon,,,,,,,,we just have to get thru the ‘ever entertaining and enlightening’ wisdom of Dr’s F & G. (Oh Lord have mercy……I actually may entertain the notion of suicide!)
        DP or LWOP……I just want Hodi GONE.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Don’t do it Renae, the resultant stay in the bouncy house is not worth it.(There are crazy people in there.)

      • renaes24 says:

        Well, some personal news I just received isn’t too good either….so….have to sit down and think a few things thru tonight.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        anything we can do Renae?

      • renaes24 says:

        No, it has to do with employment and I just have to work it out. May make me take full retirement a lot earlier than I expected and therefore live on a lot less $$$. It’s unclear right now. But Thank you for the caring.

      • Mama Via says:

        Let us know if we can do anything, Renae…even if it’s just a shoulder to cry on! I gots big shoulders…and what tears my shoulders can’t catch, my hips will!

      • renaes24 says:

        Thank you all.I just need a day or two to figure it all out. I will be fine.

    • renaes24 says:

      Sheettttt! NOBODY wants to hear Nurmi (Supremes aren’t dumb) and using “oral” and “Nurmi” in the same sentence should be a felony.

  12. Connie Rust says:

    Ain’t that just the best news ever?? That just made my day when I saw that. That almost makes enduring this whole clusterfuck worth it! Funny how 1 little word can have such a huge impact.
    Ironic though that not a judge Sherry has gone to such great lengths to avoid getting that ‘appeal’ blemish if the skank gets the DP..nice try Sherry! She is now a big pimple on the ass of the AZ judicial system.

  13. Sherry says:

    Whether the song was racist or just in really really poor taste, I don’t see why it was brought out in court? Just another time waster if you ask me.

    What I can’t wait to find out is what Juan has up his sleeve with this Dworkin guy that Alfred E. flipped his wig about. I know it never happens in real life but I’d love a true ‘a-ha’ moment that would actually shut the DT up. And I know, I know, in real life the DT never shuts up.

    And hey Queen Kelly, with all your travelling, couldn’t you find a minute to pop over here to Calgary and go to lunch with a loyal blog follower? C’mon now, it’s not as far as Florida. 🙂

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Sherry. Exactly. He’s got to kill some time till the 17th ish. I’m sorry couldn’t stop in Calgary, it’s a lot harder than it sounds being every single person on the internet.

      • renaes24 says:

        Calgary? Are you looking for the missing pipeline too? Damn! I have figured it out now! You are SANTA!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        shhhhhhhh. Do you want coal in your stocking this year…actually I just found some on the train track I am currently walking on because that is what I secretly do while carrying my PC

  14. BETTY says:

    is it possible that the song was just a way to call her a cockroach and not really meant as racist? I have called the 4 morons of defense cockroachs and lots worse..

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Anything is possible and we all know I’ve called them all way worse things than a cockroach, I dunno, I just think it was in bad taste honestly. The could have just called her a cockroach ya know?

  15. “objectomatic 3000” *snort* 😉

  16. Jodie Finney says:

    Sounds like Numnuts just wants to include Paul because of who Paul is. An ex-juror with great insight into this trial. Another stall for the defense. Knowing what a big fan of JM the “cane lady” and co. are, I find it hard to believe they would racially slur MDR or any other hispanic person without making that connection.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      That would be my guess about Paul too. I don’t know him in person but have spoken to him extensively online and he is about the nicest person you could ever talk to.

      • Connie Rust says:

        After reading Paul’s synopsis this morning I can’t help but feel bad for all 3 of them. Paul indicated no malice was intended and I’m inclined to believe him. He had no reason to lie. He obviously thinks quite highly of those 2 ladies….even if one of them is crazy (his words not mine).

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Yes I just edited the blog to reflect what I read from Paul’s site.

  17. renaes24 says:

    Just noticed that NOBODY is mentioning that JSS signed for Stabby to get an NEW investigator! Gotta give the bitch credit: she knows if she gets LWOP or parole eligible after 25….she has to PAY for her own appeals. Might as well get some of that out of the way while the State of Arizona is paying for it. Credit given, Stabby….credit given.

    • TrulyUSA says:

      She is a crafty little bitch, you gotta give her that.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      I did not know this. I just saw on the azcentral feed that her parents are declaring bankruptcy. Anybody else heard about that?

      • renaes24 says:

        Yup. I saw that. Guess ‘art’ isn’t doing so well these days…..even though it “should hang in a museum like a Monet”.
        Momma & Daddy’s ‘pitch’ for coinage didn’t work out so well either and Stabby can only wear one pair of glasses at a time, so she has fewer to sell. However, not to feel too bad, as I recall, Mama took her whole ‘brood’ to the Grand Canyon not so long ago and is probably staying in a motel while she is in Arizona. Plus, if you look at the list of their belongings…..who is/was the one that used the ‘exercise machine’ ? Doesn’t appear that the loss of that machine would be heartbreaking.!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Schaeffer and I were talking about this Renae. I think they are trying to civil suit insulate themselves because you know they are going to be named in the wrongful death suit that is sure to be filed. I’ll faint if there isn’t one.

      • renaes24 says:

        I’m not sure bankruptcy would protect them from Civil Suit. It would, more likely, preserve that any monies would go to creditors before them and the winners of the civil suit would be another creditor.
        As far as I could see, the suit would be again JODIE and any $$ SHE made on art or whatever crap. SHE would not be able to assign it to parents or friends or anything. I don’t see the parents being sued at all………but the bankruptcy MIGHT protect anything they ALREADY HAVE GOTTEN thru Jodie. (but then, I’m not a lawyer.)

  18. Hei from Heidi!

    Another great read!! I commented on the last one, my phone went into stupid mode..I lost its, tried again but my phone remained stupid and it never posted ..that I know of. The phone got a B slap and all has been fine since.
    To clear it up..Wilmart called Dr. D a bitch, not Cha. La Cucaracha could have been a simple song being sung on the way to lunch at a Mexican restaurant. Mike Kiefer tweeted he was there. That’s it , “I was there “. Of course he was there. Perhaps HE waa the intended target if an intended target there was. At the end of discussion, Cha came smiling out of judges chambers and the overall feeling was light, except for Numbnutz..because he will never know “light “.
    So either the bailiff cut off JSS ‘s supply line or she took some testosterone over the weekend but yea…she grew some. She still hasn’t mastered making a snap decision without a sidecar, er sidebar..but hey..one step at a time.
    JA continues to carry in / out arm loads of legal looking binders and such to /from the courtroom, but still just colors all day…oblivious to the procreedings..la la la la la.. The purple sweater pose this week for the jury was particularly disturbing…smiling wide and squeezing those leaky boobs together. Maybe she wants them to think she is a loony took. She is..but even Elmer Fudd was held accountable for his actions.
    Peace out.
    Thank you for your gud riting. Much better than that other chick. 🙂

    • Mama Via says:

      Well done, Heidi!!! Glad you B-Slapped the phone! They (ask for it) need it sometimes, and they never complain or file C&Ds or ROs!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Heidi: Yup it could have been anything I agree, but these are all seasoned trial watchers and they had to have known the effect it would have. I just think it was silly and hoping that is all it was. have a great morning

  19. Hei from Heidi!

    Another great read!! I commented on the last one, my phone went into stupid mode..I lost its, tried again but my phone remained stupid and it never posted ..that I know of. The phone got a B slap and all has been fine since.
    To clear it up..Wilmart called Dr. D a bitch, not Cha. La Cucaracha could have been a simple song being sung on the way to lunch at a Mexican restaurant. Mike Kiefer tweeted he was there. That’s it , “I was there “. Of course he was there. Perhaps HE waa the intended target if an intended target there was. At the end of discussion, Cha came smiling out of judges chambers and the overall feeling was light, except for Numbnutz..because he will never know “light “.
    So either the bailiff cut off JSS ‘s supply line or she took some testosterone over the weekend but yea…she grew some. She still hasn’t mastered making a snap decision without a sidecar, er sidebar..but hey..one step at a time.
    JA continues to carry in / out arm loads of legal looking binders and such to /from the courtroom, but still just colors all day…oblivious to the procreedings..la la la la la.. The purple sweater pose this week for the jury was particularly disturbing…smiling wide and squeezing those leaky boobs together. Maybe she wants them to think she is a loony took. She is..but even Elmer Fudd was held accountable for his actions.
    Peace out.
    Thank you for your gud riting. Much better than that other chick. 🙂

  20. The new detective is to replace the court appointed one, who just died. No kidding. ..

  21. Here’s some juice…JA wanted certain pages not to be released!!! Whoa! …sorry!! You lose! Must be some juicy lies on those pages! ..wonder when we will see them?

    Sorry, if this is off-topie… Finally!!! … From Minute Entry (ME) dated 02/11/2015, on JA’s Court Docket:–

    “The Court has considered the media request to release the transcript of the proceeding conducted in chambers on October 30, 2014. The State does not object to release of the transcript. Defendant objects to release of transcript pages 17 through 22 and pages 27 and 28. The Court has reviewed the entire transcript. The Court previously sealed the proceeding to determine whether the defendant’s request to testify in a sealed proceeding should be granted. The Arizona Court of Appeals issued a ruling that the defendant may not testify in a sealed proceeding. The defendant filed a petition for review with the Arizona Supreme Court. The Arizona Supreme Court denied the Petition for Review. Accordingly, the Court finds no legal basis to seal the transcript from the proceeding conducted in chambers on October 30, 2014.

    IT IS ORDERED unsealing the proceeding conducted in chambers on October 30, 2014.”

    Source:– AZ Maricopa County Superior Court Docket. ME Dated 02/11/2015.

  22. TrulyUSA says:

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s UnderKelly! Speed of lightning, roar of thunder, fighting all who rob and plunder — UnderKelly!! Seriously, they just can’t stand it that they had NO effect on us or our Kelly. In fact, they may have succeeded in just the opposite — isn’t that fun? Thanks for the recap Kelly, a belly laugh as always!!!

    • Mama Via says:

      I just LOVE saying “TRULY, Truly!” You hit the nail on the head!

      I think that RBMD is just like me…my EX husband (doesn’t matter WHICH ONE, they were all AZZholes!) told me I was “TOO STUPID” to go to college…that it was a waste of money, cuz I’d only start, and then quit…

      Don’t PISS me off…cuz inWILL get even! Not inky did I graduate, but, I was second in my graduating class!

      The best way for me to achieve anything is to tell me I’m “too stupid” to get it done…I’m 3/4 Swedish…1/4 Swiss…don’t tell me I cant, and don’t fukk with me…because I will prove you wrong!

      By trying to destroy kelly, THAT blogger only gave her more reason to succeed!

      • renaes24 says:

        Mama? You’re not mad at me for the earlier post are you? I sure don’t want to be on your bad side……………

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, hell no, Renae! FIRST: you didn’t say anything out of line! Or at least I didn’t read anything out of line! You were teasing me in a loving way! Old people are like that…shit that people say goes over their head, and they never catch on half the time anyway! If you are trying to insult me, you’ll have to do better than THAT! 😃
        SECOND: I don’t really get “mad”…what does that accomplish? I believe in TALKING reasonably about things that bother you. If you HAD hurt my feelings, I’d tell you…

        THIRD…we are all family here…we are all just a group trying to give each other a laugh when we need a laugh and take or give a shoulder to cry on when you need one!

        Everyone here has a special spot in my life…and I love you all…I never mean to hurt anyone with my humor…and if I ever say anything that bothers you…please tell me so..lee all gave a beautiful group here…may we always share so much love and respect!

        Hugs!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Truly. You are welcome as always.

  23. Mama Via says:

    Reblogged this on Out in left field and commented:
    RBMD is so hilarious!, accept no imitations, demand the genuine thing!

  24. Sherlock1005 says:

    Great blog Kelly – thank you !
    “…ChaCha and Stabby went and fought over the swings !!”” LMAO !
    Good one…!! How true though – the whole lot of them act exactly like a bunch of whiney, over-indulged children. Pouting, sulking, etc. when they don’t get their way. Noticeably, there has been a shitload of this lately because things aren’t going well for the 4 idiots ! Not well at all 🙂 Too bad – so sad…see you all later when the spectacular Juan rests….and BTW….don’t let the door hit you in your respective asses on the way out today !
    Speaking of asses and poor behavior I would just like to tell the “not a journalist” that green is a terrible color on her ! Whatever she was trying to accomplish with her antics has completely backfired ! As Bugs Bunny once said: What an “Ultra Maroon”…what a Nin-cow-poop !! Good career move…..the “not a journalist” should be very proud of herself ! LOL !!
    Looking forward to some fireworks again today and patiently waiting for Kelly’s next post !

    • Mama Via says:

      Well said, Sherlock!! I believe kelly was hoping to find a recipe for hossenpfeffer…(do you remember Hossenpfeffer, Sherlock?)

      • renaes24 says:

        Isn’t that RABBIT STEW?

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        As a matter of fact it is. I couldn’t find the recipe so I just figured I borrow someone else’s technique and I just boiled one. Oh and I’m only back from my train track PC walk (dragging all that cable sucks ass) because I forgot to turn left at Albaquerque. Why is Albaquerque spelled in French? Why has no one noticed this and reported it to the grammar police or something? I’m confused and disturbed by this.

      • Mama Via says:

        Ohoh. LMBFAO OMG, I laughed so hard the bird, an Award Winning cockatiel got scared and flapped his little wings do hard that I thought either the cage was going to go airborne (and fly to Cuba as I.M.TheRealKelly) or break a wing!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Mama: Didn’t you tell me you also had an award winning garbage disposal?

      • Sherlock1005 says:

        LOL !! I do remember hasenpfeffer !! (looked it up – it has an “a”) OMG I loved “Bugs” !! The other episode I loved was the one in the haunted mansion….la..dee..la..dah..la…dee…la dah…abracacapocus !!
        LOL Kelly – “why is Albaquerque spelled in French !! HAHAHA!!
        Good question though….hmmmm…..very disturbing ! 🙂

      • Mama Via says:

        Ya know, RBMD…I have so many award winning things, I’ve started using those blue ribbons to make award winning quilts, award winning awards…I am flipping swamped with so many awards…I can barely walk from the kitchen to the dining room! I’d like to tell you about my husband”s award winning c…nah…I just can’t talk about that HERE…this isn’t a CAR blog! Haha! Got you!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Sherlock!! How ya doing? I know right, can’t you see that mental picture. Yes things have gone decidedly downhill for the defense, but I will give slimebag Nurmi his due, he worked his ass off for Stabby and she’s lucky she has him because even though he has publicly stated he doesn’t like her, he has worked his ass off. I don’t ever want to be pen pals with the man, but he’s definitely got the heart of a lawyer. I don’t know how he sleeps at night knowing what he does but he really and truly has impressed me with his willingness to fight. Trials are often knock down drag outs, and this one has been the mother of them all. Both sides have pushed that unseen line in the sand. Martinez is an amazing prosecutor honest to god I’ve only ever seen two better, and Canada claims them both. One died recently and the other was my lawyers partner for about 20 years.
      I think today is going to be very anti climactic. It’s Lonnie fucking dworking. I’d rather watch paint dry except he knows where all the defense bodies are buried (sorry that was probably a poor choice of words, I’m keeping it anyway but still) so that could get interesting. Hope you have a great day. I will see you all sometime this evening.

      • Jean H says:

        Excuse my typos please. There is wine involved. And jet lag.

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Jean, the wine thing is like the gum and now Vicodin rule, you have to bring enough for everyone. Sorry bout the jet lag though that sucks.

      • renaes24 says:

        I live in wine country so I will bring wine…..can’t do the gum think..(dental implants)……who lives in Vicodin country? Please?

      • Sherlock1005 says:

        Doing fine Kelly – thanks ! You were right…of course…no fireworks today. What was I thinking with a guy named “Dworking” on the stand !? I guess I was hoping for one of those “Ah-Ha” Perry Mason moments 😦
        However, the magical Juan managed to get a little interesting tidbit in about the phone – some food for thought for the jurors over the weekend.
        Thanks for making some excellent points about ‘ol Nurms. Everyone is certainly entitled to representation, even the monster Stabby. But I bet he couldn’t have possibly imagined in his wildest dreams what he was about to sign up for when this case came his way. I bet he’s wishing he had called in sick that day !

      • Mama Via says:

        Renae! Do! I do. Florida is well known for its award winning Vicodin!

      • renaes24 says:

        Yeah, since they got rid of a lot of the orange groves, they now grow Vicodin in Florida.

      • TrulyUSA says:

        OMG you Mama and Renae you are killing me. My husband is looking at me like I’m nuts! Hahahahahaha!

  25. Schaeffer says:

    Kelly — can you give an outline of what happens after Juan Martinez finishes with his witnesses today? Does he make a closing argument and then defense starts sur-sur-rebuttal? How many times can this sur- and sur-sur go on? Isn’t the Judge (theoretically) responsible for ensuring that any rebuttal, regardless of how many “sur-“s are in front of it, only rebuts evidence just presented in the other side’s most recent previous rebuttal? (I am making myself dizzy just writing that!) Once all the rebutting is done, it is prosecution closing argument, first, and then in what order does defense closing and allocution proceed? What steps have I left out?

  26. reallybigmeandog says:

    Schaeffer, while this is not set in stone, (and things have been way out of the natural order for a lot of this trial, Nurmi’s witnesses should be up for sur sur before he does his closing arguments because they may need to be incorporated in the close. Technically twice, although there was a trial and I want to say it was the nightstalker trial it was 3 but that was anomalous and had something to do with his mental state. So, this is how it should go.

    Juan finishes his witnesses
    Nurmi Calls his witnesses- Juan crosses-Nurmi rebuts -juan sur rebuts if he feels like it but I doubt it. There will be no more sur rebuttal of anything that has already been dealt with unless a new door is opened by a very stupid defense. (sorry, they are getting sloppy) she will allocate, prosecution should close first, defense will close, That should be the order. Also both sides have a time limit for closing arguments. Then the judge will read the jury instructions and hopefully not forget several pages this time (that happened during the first trial) and the Jurors will begin deliberations. Hope that helps. Anybody want a chart. I could make a chart up.

  27. Jean H says:

    Mamma Mia and Kelly, yes the Daily Mail is from the UK. The articles are very poorly written and repetitive, just like thos of the crazy lady who calls herself a journalist.

  28. Carmen Geditt says:

    Lol mamavia with the obituary for kitty jammies and bunny slippers. MY grandma (97 years young) still checks the obituary in the newspaper every day to “make sure she aint in it” 😀

    • Mama Via says:

      Laughing, Carmen! God bless your grandma! My mother in law passed away on the 26th of January…and we’ve been having funerals ever since…so, by the time we finally get her planted next Tuesday, I’ll have enough experience to open an (award winning) funeral home!

      I’m so happy that I was born a poor black child, I remember the days…oh, no, wrong story!

      All kidding aside…Muther was very healthy till about a week before she turned 95… Then, I guess she just decided she had lived long enough…Muther was one of the “Old South” Society ladies…and planned a series of funeral(s) and “Celebrations of Life” befitting her position…(I am not really sure that she realized she wouldn’t be attending the “going away party” that she spent the last 25 years planning!). I found it to be very sad that she spent so much time planning to be dead when she could have been busy living. Sometimes we can be our own worst enemy, can’t we?

      I will keep your Grandmother in my prayers, I’m sure you are spending as much time with her as you can.

      Welcome to our little group, I hope that you will contribute your thoughts…we don’t all agree all the time…but we respect one another and we respect differing opinions…let kelly know if there’s a trial coming up that you’d like her to share with us!

      Again, welcome!

      • Carmen Geditt says:

        Thank you mama,
        yea, thats my job, takin care of gma and takin care of my family. It’s a good job, i am lucky 😄

      • renaes24 says:

        Mama, Know what I would really like? A trial where there is at least a chance the defendant is innocent. I wouldn’t know where to begin to look for one,,,,,,but, to me, that would be the best one.

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, Carmen, you are so very, very lucky! My stepmom died when I was 12, my dad, sister & nephew when I was 22, and my dear Gramma when I was 34…my sister was only 20, and was my very best friend…I still miss her every day! I got to live with my Gramma when I was young, and i was so fortunate, because everything good within me is because of the unconditional love Gramma gave to me!

        I understand what a mixed blessing you have…my Dear husband turned 69 two days after he suffered a stroke…we had a few difficult years as he recovered, and we are very, very blessed that to look at him today, you’d never know how close I came to losing him forever! The struggle, the challenges of recovery had the result of making us even closer; we developed a deeper understanding of one another and realized how fragile we are. Our marriage became stronger as a result…and he was more prepared to face his Muther’s final days. Gramma used to say “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” A sense of humor will get you through almost everything! I try to “make a memory” every day…I suppose that’s how I learned so many “Gramma says”…I wish for you as many happy memories with your Grandmother as I have!

        Renae, I totally agree…this trial has been very interesting…but we’ve all invested 6-7 years of our “TV time” in following a trial where her guilt is obvious…it reminds me a lot of our Homecoming football game when I was a Senior…we lost
        143-to-0…the outcome was assured when the second worst team in our region (we were the award winning LOSERS) had us at 70-something-to-0 at half-time…(I never HAVE liked football!). A REALLY good game ends 35-to-34…THATS the trial I want!

      • renaes24 says:

        Mama, in THIS house we use the phrase : “that which does not kill you makes you STRANGER”.

      • Mama Via says:

        Haha! Yes, it does that too…but, MY Gramma was old enough to cook when Baby Jesus was a foot-soldier!

        Well…actually 1899, if I remember correctly…Gramma was one of those last babies of the Victorian era…I really CAN see her as a Flapper, before Grampa found her and he started grumbling all the time!

        Did you see my message at the top? MISS kelly had to take a little nap…she tires easily (not enough oxygen) and I understand THAT…with COPD, I get tired very easily too!

  29. Twister says:

    Well I can see that I can’t leave you alone for one minute before you’re over at rbmd’s partying in the afternoon, booze, pills _ jeeze.

  30. margaret says:

    I am so happy that I found you people. I have laughed more this afternoon than I did the whole month of Jan.. You are all wonderful for this 72 year old lady.I too have COPD, so I know about the being tired. Thanks for the laughs.

    Does anyone think that if it had been anyone else singing outside of court ,Nurmi would have never said a word. He knows Juan autographed that lady’s cane and had his picture made with her and another lady. I think that Nurmi thought he could piss off Juan or get a bad reaction from him. He is such a rude, whiney, butthole that he makes me feel sick. He pokes those lips out about a foot and has jodi eyes sometimes. I bet Juan prays every night that he never has another case with him.

    Kelly get plenty of rest and feel better,. The next time you are jetsetting around Fl. drop in for a pepsi.

    • Mama Via says:

      Oh, Margaret! You are making me laugh! Maybe your Gramma said what mine did…”There’s no pleasing some folks; they would complain if they was hung with a new rope!” That’s good old Nurm the worm! So glad that you found some laughter here. And we are happy that you comment…everyone’s comments are important! Take care, stay well!

  31. Mama Via says:

    Good morning, everyone! Renae, honey…listen, I just wanted you to know that I don’t actually live in FLORIDA-Florida…I live in GEORGIA-Florida…ya know, one strong sneeze would send us over the Saint Johms River, and voila, I’m speaking like Scarlet O’Hara, and screamin “I don’t know nuthin about birthin no babies!” And “Fiddle dee-dee!” Is a valid argument! I was ONLY trying to SHARE the pretty day yesterday…I wasn’t gloating, really! So, it was TOTALLY unnessary for you to send us a sample of Canadian weather this morning…my old Fibro-afflicted body and joints are aching and complaining that it’s FREEZING out side!! So, you can come get this weather you sent, and take it back up North where it belongs..mmmmkay? Thanks! Love you!

    • renaes24 says:

      Mama, Sorry to disappoint, but I didn’t send you the weather…….my DOG sent it to YOUR dog. I was reading aloud and Bonnie heard that Boo was sunning herself/himself and THAT WAS IT! She contacted her ‘contacts’ (don’t know who they are as she is an ‘undercover’ dog,) and voilla! Sent it straight your way!
      Meanwhile, I got to awaken to -30 wind chill (-18 reg temp) and we are not going to reach 0..yes, ZERO, for at least the next 7 days. So…..be kind to this old hibernating bear here in the frozen North.
      (PS: the last movie I would EVER go to see is FROZEN.) I need a ‘go-fund-me’ campaign to get my teeth to stop chattering!

      • Mama Via says:

        Hahahahaha! Oh, that was good! Expect an email from me…I’ll explain how Boo tiptoes thru the frosty grass in the morning…
        As he makes his morning rounds!

        Has anyone heard from our very own Goddess this morning? She may have frozen fingers like I do!

    • TrulyUSA says:

      Hi Mama — I lived near where you are once, I dated a guy from Georgia and he was always correcting me saying “it’s pronounced Jaw-Jaw” — we always referred to the area as “South Georgia” even though it was North Florida. Ha! Thanks for the memories!!

      • Mama Via says:

        Oh, my husband was born & raised here (I’ve always hated “born and bred”-like mama was some sort of (award winning) cow!)….and HIS dad was born and raised here, too! So, my Dear, Dear Husband has some VERY silly pronunciations of things–like “Ortega” if you are from a Spanish speaking area like Texas or California, it’s or-TAY-guh…but in JAX, it’s or-TEE-guh…and when he’s had two martinis, the simple word “why” becomes “wha-ah” and there are TWO syllables in “what”….but…in spite of his “sil-lah” (silly) pronunciations, I’ve never met a better man in my life. He is the man I imagined I would marry someday, back when I first “discovered” boys…just the right amount of crusty on the outside, with a soft, marshmallow center (just like a candy bar!)…he is ethical, honorable, loyal, devoted and loving…(and he hogs the TV remote, and watches stupid programs…and when I complain, he calls me a “TV Nazi”….but if THAT is his VERY WORST attribute….I really don’t have much to complain about, do I? So, sorry, ladies, he’s mine, all mine!! I’m keeping him!

        I lived in the Florida panhandle for several years, and picked up a little accent…when I went to visit family in California, I was doing some grocery shopping and the butcher asked where I was from…I said “L.A”…he laughed and said “NO WAY, dudette!” (Cuz that’s the way they talked in the 80s)…yep, I said’ Lower Alabama, L.A.! (That will learn him to axe dum questions!)

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