how can there be this many crimes?
Hello everyone. Your Dean of Fuckery/Law Professor/Queen of the region of mean and surrounding areas/ resident sarcasm expert and owner of one in house psychic has bunches of things to discuss while we wait (possibly forever) for the verdict that will put an end to Stabby and her quest for fame.
First, Eddie Ray Routh, killer of American Sniper Chris Kyle has been found guilty by a jury of is peers of capital murder. It took that Jury just over 2 hours to reach the verdict. Of course his attorneys plan to appeal. Good luck with that. It’s Texas, and you killed a man that many consider a hero to the United States.
Jury Selection continues in the Colorado Theatre shooting case. Selection began on January 2oth and as of March 2 is still ongoing.
The trial of Dzhokhar Tsamaev, the living Boston Marathon Bomber is set to begin March 4 2015. Is anyone besides me interested in that one. Since it is kind of historically significant for several reasons I think it might be worth covering but I will defer to you all.
Justin Ross Harris-the human piece of shit that cooked his baby to death in his car was set to begin in January but was delayed. I cannot find a start date for this trial but if anyone is interested let me know.
If there are any cases that I have not thought of, or flat out forgot that you are interested in let me know. Stabby is sooner or later coming to an end and we need a new trial to sink our teeth into.
As for our special little snowflake. I’m concerned with the amount of time the deliberations are taking. I get that this is a heavy load to bear, and I get that these Jurors will have to live with putting someone to death if that is the verdict (there is no verdict yet.) The way I look at it is that Stabbykins is a lot like a Rabid dog. Not putting her down puts everybody at risk. She is dangerous. It has been shown over and over again her chameleon like qualities and how easy it is for her to sway the opposite sex (see Jury foreman first Death penalty deliberations.) The amount of time being taken tells me that there is a fairly definitive split on life or death and that my friends cannot be a good thing.
That autopsy photo of poor Travis, throat slit ear to ear should have been enough to garner death. How could anyone look at that and not see the all encompassing evil underneath?
That’s it for tonight kids. Let me know your pleasure for our next trial and I will begin my homework.
Everybody please keep the faith and pray for an outcome that is so richly deserved. Hopefully we will have a verdict and hopefully closure for the Alexanders sometime this week
RBMD peacing the fuck out.
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