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An Auntie Really Big Mean Dog Bedtime Story.

Hai everybody. It’s me, your Dean of Fuckery/Law Professor, Queen of the Universe (I won the pageant) resident sarcasm expert and doctor of doctoring. Since the court scene basically sucks balls right now, I figured I would try and keep you entertained with an Auntie Really Big Mean Dog Bedtime Story. So, get your cocoa, pull up a chair and listen.

While wandering down the train tracks on one of my patented carry my computer tower and keyboard while dragging 10 million feet of cable behind me walks, I stumbled across a giant cave. It had a fence around it and a sign that said compound. I found this…odd. Now being as I am a nosy fucker who really doesn’t have a fuck to give, and because my computer tower was getting pretty fucking heavy I dumped that bitch and went to check out what was in the cave.

It was a deep, dark, gross cave. Like seriously hazmat level gross. I wandered in deeper while contemplating whether I had remembered to move that damn plane or not. Can’t have a missing plane sitting in one place for too long you know. It was as I contemplated this that I heard what can only be described as a cackling noise. Not like chicken cackling, more like the cackling of the insane. I was slightly concerned, but being the not giving a fuck sort I decided that I just had to know where it was coming from. I followed the twists and turns in the dank, horrible cave and eventually I saw a flickering light.

I crouched down and crept forward. (Hey, I might not give a fuck but there were crazy noises coming from up ahead.) I wished I had my magic flying carpet that I used to get around the world like I do. It was then that there was a tap on my shoulder. It was Renae, defender of the realm. She had followed my 10 million feet of computer cable. Get out of here she hissed at me, don’t you know where you are? Nuh uh I said, nope, no clue. This is where king Juan banished all the crazy people she told me. Wait, what? There were enough crazy people to banish. Renae shrugged. Well, there were only two but they were really fucking nuts. Oh I said, you must mean…and Renae nodded her head. Summers eve and Massegil she whispered. The douche sisters. I shuddered involuntarily as that news rocked me right to the bottom of my frozen little heart. I thought King Juan was just gonna have them beheaded I whispered back. Nah Renae said, bad PR. I totally got that. So, what do they do in here all day I asked. Hey it seemed like a reasonable question. Oh, they plot ways to bring down King Juan and yourself highness as well as your sister princess via. Man, do they fucking hate you.

I started to move closer. Renae, being the royal protector was a little pissed but she followed me cuz it was kind of her job. I peeked around a corner and what I saw confirmed that my dear old dad King Juan should have just chopped off their heads. The were standing around a barrel with a fire going in it. They were furiously going through back issues of the national enquirer looking to see if bullshit tabloid journalism had changed at all. Massengil kept grinding her teeth and muttering about HER journalist and Summers eve kept going on about how if they took part of this story and added some of that story and just flat out made some shit up the tabloid she worked for would totally print it seeing as there was no editor or anything. Then the cackled again and did a fist bump. We’ll get them they kept saying, we’ll get them all. I looked at Renae, and Renea looked at me and we both just shrugged.

We backed out the way we came and I started coiling up the 7 million feet of computer wire. Renae gathered up the computer and keyboard. Wait I said, why don’t they just come out? Renae looked at me like I’d grown a spare head. Because people would see what they really were if anyone looked long enough. I nodded. Cool I said, the cave seems like a good place for a couple of douches. Want to come help me move a plane? Renae said sure and we walked back to my totally rickety old castle and got on my magical carpet and moved the plane.

While we were on our way back from moving that goddamn plane I asked Renae what was up with Sheriff Joe? Everybody knows he hates the douche sisters, how come he hasn’t just whacked em? Renae, wise sage and protector of the realm that she is told me that Sheriff Joe was having way more fun torturing them slowly. Like how I enquired? Oh, Renae chuckled, like telling massengil that HER reporter really thinks she’s a creepy stalker (which is totally true) but still the sheriff found her foaming at the mouth reaction amusing. What about Summers eve I asked. Oh her, he’s the one that hooked her up with the tabloid so that she would have no choice but to write more and more ridiculous things in order to get those hits she so desperately needs. Next week he said he is going to tell her that Stabby escaped just to see if she prints it. Spoiler, she totally will. I was giggling furiously now. Was it sheriff Joe that told her that I’m the one who got stabby off all the way from Ontario? Nah Renae said, she thought that one up all on her own. I was laughing so hard now Renae was very close to POINTS. And the morons believe it I managed to gasp out? Nah Renae said, they are starting to realize that you don’t get exiled to a cave for being a functioning member of society. Okay, one last question Renae I said and I’ll drop you at dads castle. Shoot Renae said. What the fuckity fuck is with the hat on summers eve? Is she color blind, does she have a bald spot, is it some counter culture statement. What is the deal with the fucking hat? Oh that was sheriff Joe to Renae laughed outright. He told her it looked good. I stared at her in disbelief for a couple of seconds and then laughed so goddamn hard I almost fell off my own flying carpet. Dude I said, tell Sheriff Joe that my dad wants to invite him for dinner. Anything he wants. Maybe hasenpfeffer. Renae promised to relay the message and I decided to park my carpet and wander over to King juans Castle to let him know we’d be having company for dinner. My beautiful and talented sister Princess Via had just come in from the days hunt and it was to be hasenpfeffer indeed.  Princess Via had a hatred of rabbits bordering on the pathological so we always ate well.  Except for the ones that stepped on the land mines.

We all had a great laugh and a great meal while Renae and I shared the days adventure.

There you have it children, todays rendition of Auntie Really Big Mean Dogs Bedtime Story.

Have a great night.
RBMD peacing the fuck out!!

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88 Responses to An Auntie Really Big Mean Dog Bedtime Story.

  1. Mama Via says:

    Hahahahaha! Now how can I go to sleep while I’m laughing?

    Just so you know, Boo ISNT chasing the rabbits, ducks OR Canadian geese the rest of this week…he is going to go to his friends house, Pierre, the French Poodle tomorrow, an all THEY have are SQUIRRELS to chase!

    Mama gets her new cornea on Thursday…and papa is going to take care of her…so Boo has to go visit Pierre! Watch out SQUIRRELS!

    • renaes24 says:

      Hopefully, Boo’s friend, Pierre, doesn’t live in Arizona! I hear the squirrels out there are true NUTS! (And when they squish them…..they make douche.)

      • Mama Via says:

        Nope, Pierre lives over in a very nice section of town, in a HOUSE with a YARD! Auntie Sandra & Pierre are sitters with Rover.com…I HIGHLY recommend Rover! You can choose your sitter, interview them, etc…and your “baby” lives with a family while you are gone! We used Auntie Sandra when we went to Alaska for two weeks…and when we got home, Boo hid behind Sandra when I came in the door! So, he really bonded with her and Pierre! I received text messages and videos every day while we were gone, and could call or text if I got to worrying! boo was VERY happy there!

        Auntie Sandra charges a few more dollars than the vet does for boarding….BUT…SOMEONE is ALWAYS home with Boo, that was important to me! She gives him his medications, feeds him, takes him on walks, let’s him run in the back yard and chase squirrels! At the vet…he is in Solitary Confinement, in a cage 24 hours a day…they come in at 7 am and leave at 5, so, he is alone all night. They only come in for 4 hours on Saturday and Sunday…that was just unacceptable for me! With Rover.com, you can interview as many sitters as you need until you find someone compatible to you.AND YOUR BABY!

        Sorry for the advertisement…but I’ve been VERY happy with the sitter I got! Boo even goes there for “play dates” when mana & daddy need “alone time”!

      • Mama Via says:

        I don’t know where my post went to…darn it!
        Pierre and Auntie Sandra and Uncle Brett live in the new section of town…it’s VERY nice! (And no where near ARIZONA!) I found Auntie Sandra when papa and I went to Alaska!

        The vet has “boarding” but they come in at 7 and leave at 6…and the dogs are in crates during the entire stay…but, if you have a “cute” dig, like Boo, they get a little attention…but…they are STILL alone all night long…and all weekend! And Auntie Sandra only charges a few dollars more per day!

        I heard about Rover (dot) com, and interviewed a couple of sitters. We really liked Auntie Sandra…and Boo did too!

        While we were gone, I got text messages and videos every day! auntie Sandra SPOILS Boo! He gets his meds, special dinners…and he gets to sleep on the bed, just like at home! Plus he gets to play in a REAL YARD…and he LOVES Pierre! They play and chase squirrels, and have lots of treats and take walks and play ball…I highly recommend Rover!!

        Sorry for the advertisement…

    • Connie Rust says:

      Mama….Thursday is my birthday so I have no doubt your cornea surgery will be a huge success. It has to be because I will accept nothing less on my birthday!! Seriously Mama I’ll be praying for you and sending good juju your way. Hugs.
      P.S……Too bad Boo can’t come to my house. I have turtles. Honestly I never knew a turtle could move so fast until I saw Willie going after one.

      • Twister says:

        Happy birthday Connie. I’ll be thinking of Mama tomorrow too. And Mama, hearing about Boo makes me miss my doggie so much! She passed awhile back. Now I have a sweet kitty.

      • Mama Via says:

        Connie…I’ll wish you a very happy birthday now…just in case I get too busy tomorrow with pre-ops and stuff…

        I know that Boo would love barking at turtles!

        Thank you so much for the prayers and the Ju-ju!! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it…and in my most frightened moments, I’ll hold on to the ju-ju for strength!

      • Mama Via says:

        Twister…thank you for the supportive thoughts! I have moments when I feel a lot of fear! I know how hard it is to lose a baby…the Good Lord put puppies and kittens in our world for the joy they give us!

        But, always remember…you can never hurt more than you loved…(like our inmate…who shows no hurt over Travis, is only proof she never really loved him…he was a possession!). Hurt is a part of loving. It’s a reminder of the live you once had in your heart.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Mama I’m glad I made you laugh. I certainly enjoyed getting back to my snarky barky self. I expect more of it to come.

  2. Ambassador Joe Santos says:

    That was great! Kelly email me when you get a chance. Big hug ❤

  3. Bazzethound says:

    Congrats (Thursday) on the new parts, Robo-Mama! You should get to run around and do all of the activities tonight and tomorrow that my actual Mom claimed would “Put your eye out!”

    Thanks for the story, KellyMae! I followed MOST of it. I’d been wondering how that awkward hat occurred… glad you and good ole Sheriff Joe cleared that up!

    ~Bazzethound
    A.K.A. Supreme Diva/Ruler of Underwater Fire Prevention

  4. renaes24 says:

    Kelly? What can I say? I ENJOYED our adventure….but I think I sprained something moving that damn plane. (Next time pick something smaller…..like a Lear Jet).
    I see that Einstein just revealed more of her fabulously famous BRAIN. In one of her video chats, she was instructing one of the
    ‘faith-ful followers’ on how to send money to a ‘secure’ place where Travis’s family couldn’t touch it. I believe in either that same video visit (or one of the subsequent ones, she also said just WHO controls the money and has the ‘keys to the kingdom’. Now, since PaPa Joe there has it ALL on tape…..Stabby just screwed HERSELF (well, we knew she was desperate for SOME action) once again!
    Karma is such a bitch….and I think in Perryville, karma will be a very BUTCH Bitch!
    Now, it’s time for me to get back to my ‘healing’ chants….the ones taught by the wise old women of the ‘lamps’.

    • Mama Via says:

      Will someone please explain to me just what kind if MORON DOESNT KNOW that those video chat things (as well as the phones/glass visiting areas) ARE FLIPPING RECORDED????

      I quit writing one inmate in Mississippi, because EVERY DAMNED LETTER included EVERY DETAIL of his CRIME!!!
      And I just didn’t want to exchange letters with an IDIOT!! I kepts saying “please let’s write about anything EXCEPT YOUR CRIME!! Meanwhile…he was appealing! Give me a break!

      I REFUSE to communicate with someone with no SENSE at ALL!

      As far as inmate 458434…good for the Alexanders that not only is the murderer so stupid not to realize just “deleting” a photo doesn’t make it go away…but now they have the “keys to the KINGDOM”…to bad she didn’t reveal WHO was the artist who is painting “oils” while inmate 485434 is in jail!

      In time, grasshopper…all things in time…the TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED….eventually! Because 458434 is an idiot!

    • Mama Via says:

      Hope your sprained “whatever” heals soon!

      Via, Princess of the Universe and all that I survey
      Owner of 82 tiaras and 6 white sequined gowns!

      • renaes24 says:

        Oh I have to heal quickly now. The (wild)hare-up-the-ass examiner and the Wabbit clod-hopper will be out in full force and I must be prepared. If only I didn’t have to do work tomorrow…..but I am sure I will hear all about our adventures since the Niagara pisser will have her knickers in an uproar! HA-HA-HA!

      • Mama Via says:

        I HATE having pissy niagra knickers….that happens a LOT when I read Kelly’s blogs…and the comments!

        But as all-powerful, all knowing grand poo-baugh of the uni-verse, I had better be good before she turns me into a “Cool Wipe” or feminine spray or a tube of Vasegil!

        Princess of Everything
        Owner of 6 Dooneys, 82 Tiaras and 6 white sequined gowns, 2 Ritual Books and 1 Constitution/rules&dregs/Bylaws for the administration of the supreme Goddess/Queen if the Universe/Dean of Fuckery, Zprofessor of Law and Magician Extradinore! (Etc and fukkin etc)

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      I know right. I totally wasn’t thinking clearly when I disappeared that plan. Better planning next time I promise. Ok you made me lol at desperate for some action. Again sorry about the sprain.

  5. Lori g says:

    Thanks so much for that. The shit with not a juror 17, video chats and juan trying to strike her and really not a fucking judge denying. If you have time can you blog about it? It really needs you. Let’s hope the pitbull is a tad late for his rabies shot and rips them apart. Hell, my pitbulls will join in. They don’t like juan being fucked over. My 13 year old, mostly toothless and arthritic one is down for it.

  6. Mags Vazquez says:

    Thanks Kelly I I loved it !

  7. karen30036 says:

    I’m lost … I guess I haven’t been around long enough, though I can see the humor in the writing. Hope all is well with everyone.

    • Mama Via says:

      Karen…that’s ok…it doesn’t have to make sense…it’s not supposed to…when auntie Big Mean tells a bedtime story, it never makes sense….first when she cackles like the sisters you get all the days giggles out….then it’s only her soothing voice that makes you sleepy…

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Karen, I promise somebody will explain it to you.

  8. Debbie Young says:

    Way to go Queen! I agree you MUST write about all the latest fuck dry that is being exposed in AZ! Karma is coming home to roost! Take care!!

  9. margaret says:

    OH Kelly that was so funny. It feels good knowing you feel well enough to make all of us feel better just reading your bedtime stories again. You truly have a great imagination for writing. Thank you. Lori you are so right.. The not a judge handed jodi a mistrial on a silver platter.. So So sad, and jodi is still doing just whatever in hell she wants to..

  10. Twister says:

    First, congratulations on your pagent win! And second, you go girl! Well said. Those twisted sisters can conjure up any brew they want in their smelly cave, but they will never, ever get past a really big mean dog! I’ve got your back! Even though I’m a small dog, I may be just yappy enough to drive them nuts.

  11. Connie Rust says:

    Kelly…that was funny as crap and just what I needed. Summers Eve pissed me off the other day so reading this story made me feel better. One thing…that name sounds a little too sweet for her. Could you maybe just have called her Vinegar? Vinegar draws nats…much better visual.

    • renaes24 says:

      Summers Eve also comes in a vinegar ‘flavor’.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Summers Eve, my totally made up and none existent type person is obviously a twatwaffle.

      • Connie Rust says:

        Twatwaffle….hahahahaha

      • Mama Via says:

        Is that the same as we used to call a twat-fart? I’m old, what the hell do I know? And I don’t even remember the last time I salted papas martini with Viagra!

      • Connie Rust says:

        Oh Mama you’re a riot!

      • Connie Rust says:

        True story…when I was a kid I had a friend whose mother used to sit on the toilet with her douche bag with the bathroom door wide open. Back then I dont think they came in ‘flavors’. The upstairs just smelled like vinegar. It wasn’t until years later that I figured out why she always had nats swarming around her when we would sit out on the front porch. Fond childhood memories lol.

      • renaes24 says:

        Ok Connie, I laughed so hard at that one that I woke the damn DOG! Please: you have GOT to tell me what area of the country that was in. Since I work all over the damn place…….I need to know!

      • Mama Via says:

        Have yall seen that “people of Walmart” photo of the big assed woman…who has flies having a party along the seam of the back of her pants? I almost flipping LOST it!!

      • Connie Rust says:

        Renae….it was in a small town in central Ohio where I grew up. My friend’s mom had no modesty whatsoever. She would run around the house butt naked regardless of who was around. Once a few of us had toilet papered a neighborhood house on Halloween and she came running down the street in her see thru nightgown. Not a pretty sight. I will say one thing….when she got after the neighborhood kids we listened! Nobody acted up in her house.

    • Mama Via says:

      Connie…since you don’t like summers eve…how about “Full blown flea and tick season”? I heard that ticks almost eat rabbits alive that time of year….

  12. Sherry says:

    Oh Kelly how you have been missed. I loved the bedtime story and now I can go to bed giggling. Thank you. The imagery was perfect and ‘hasenpfeffer’ OMG!

    Hope all is granted good for the birthdays, surgeries and sprains which are abounding on this post.

  13. Mama Via says:

    Ok…THURSDAY is ARTS & CRAFTS Day!

    We are gonna see if voodoo dolls really work!

    Shouldn’t be too hard to make a Little old Voodoo Doll!

    Materials needed…
    Inmate 458434
    Fabric- (Black & White stripes)
    Mop strings for hair curtain (scrunchie optional for ponytail)
    (Can be any color!)
    Fake no-lens glasses
    pasty-colored cloth for face and body
    Small red dots for herpes sores
    Two globs of glue for implants
    Pink socks w/orange flip flops
    chains and handcuffs
    Use cotton from migraine medicine bottle for stuffing (no heart needed)
    Several small sheets of paper for “Diary”
    LARGE box of extra sharp, extra long pins.(each doll need MANY!)

    OTHER IDEAS
    You can make other dolls too! Using some if the left over materials, make a second doll…and add whatever suits your fancy- here are some ideas:

    Several shades of “flesh color” fabric close to pasty white if using snow boots–darker tan for other dolls)
    Snow Boots!
    Dasani Water bottle cap for hat (green is “prettiest” and covers bald spot)
    Toothpick-use Sharpie to color black for “poison pen”
    Yellow fabric (for stained knickers)
    Small sticky label (for “Press Pass”)
    Small “Sword” skewers from a cocktail (Useful for knives-stabbing others in the back)
    You can find real fur at hobby Lobby-rabbit is especially nice

    Dark blue fabric, for suit/skirt
    (Don’t forget matching fingernail polish)
    Bread ties-(to make hi-heels)

    Small book of matches for convicted arsonists
    (Make this doll kinda square and blocky…no discernible curves, and this one doesn’t need teeth, either…actually just give this one a big, fat head!)

    Recycle whatever you can find for cell phones (good for tweeting), legal files, maybe a gavel and a black robe fir a different one,,,let your creativity go WILD!

    Don’t try to make a male attorney doll….it would take years to come up with that much cotton for stuffing,

    • Connie Rust says:

      And I was doing so good with the liquids…..

    • Mama Via says:

      Lol, Connie! I just had to leave just one more funny before I take a few days off to get a robo-eye! This gives yall a little arts n crafts to keep you busy! Hugs all around!

      • Hey mamavia let us know as soon as you can how it went. Thinking of you and wishing you a speedy recovery!

      • Mama Via says:

        Thank you for the thoughts and wishes, Carmen! 16 hours and 46 minutes…but who’s counting, eh? The said that I don’t get general anesthesia…just something that makes me not care that someone is taking a razor blade to my eyeball…gee, I sure hope I get some for “later” too!

  14. Hahaha! love all the characters in the story 🙂
    I ❤ your brain!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Awwww, thank you Carmen. I have a special affinity for yours as well. Love your blog, I think it is wonderful.

  15. TrulyUSA says:

    oh my! It’s been a long time since I laughed that hard! I totally get every word of it and I totally love it! Thanks Kelly that was so good. I needed that. WTF is up with the hat……hahaha! Renae and Mama, you’re killing me. Kelly, this was so awesome, now I wanna go wabbit hunting, haha!!!

    • Hahaha the hat! LOL so sexayyy

      • TrulyUSA says:

        I’m too sexy for my hat – too sexy for my hair – too sexy!!!

      • Mama Via says:

        It’s official! I lost 6.4 pounds! I’m too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my trousers…I’m too sexy for…….

        Why did my husband hide his Viagra? The ‘baby” is at the sitters….and mama & papa are alone…I gotta run….see if I can find papas prescription….

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hai Truly. That was truly my pleasure. I’ve been needing to let that out for a long time. If you go out wabbit hunting watch out for the land mines. Princess Via is pathological about rabbits.

      • TrulyUSA says:

        So that’s why there are two or three rabbits around with only one back leg, bumping their asses up and down on the ground like frogs? I just assumed Princess Via was going to pass out her collection of lucky rabbits’ feet once she regained her vision!

  16. TrulyUSA says:

    Mama you’ll be in my thoughts and prayers for a safe and successful procedure! I just know it will be fine and you will love the results.

    • Mama Via says:

      Thank you, Truly! Of course…I’m a little frightened of the whole ordeal…I watched the procedure online…maybe I shouldn’t have done that! Haha! (Should have been smart like Son and DH, who refused to look!

  17. Mama Via says:

    Just to set the record straight…YOU, DRUNK ARE wrong, I live in JAX, not anywhere NEAR TPA, so, you mammering, flax mouthed , flax-wench my canine is NOT in the care of SW. So, if you don’t mind, you yeasty, ill-bred, hasty witted, foot licking fustiliarian, keep your rutty, pox-marked, huggle muggle closed! Anon!

  18. renaes24 says:

    Ah! Mama, I sure do wish you well for your surgery tomorrow. Hopefully, you found DH’s “blue-bombers” and had a little pre-op fun! Please let us know how you are doing. Just a word or two will suffice as I can only imagine how your keyboard will look to you at first! (bet you can make up new words in an instant). Be well and come back with Xray vision!

    • Mama Via says:

      Found the blue bombers! I’ll check in with yall tomorrow!

      She was a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater…
      A one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater…
      A one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater…and sure looked strange to me!

  19. renaes24 says:

    Connie: Have a happy birthday (18 again isn’t it?) Hope you have a wonderful time…..Perhaps we should ALL go hat shopping?

    • Mama Via says:

      Happy birthday, Connie! Yes, it’s HAT SEASON!

      In our Easter bonnets
      With all the frills upon it
      We’ll be the finest ladies in the Easter Parade!

      • renaes24 says:

        Ok…the BLU pills were for DH. What in heavens sake did YOU take? Ha-ha-ha……..carry on……..and…….enjoy

      • TrulyUSA says:

        Mama I would love to have a hat, but darn it, the asshats are all taken.

  20. Connie Rust says:

    Thanks all for the birthday wishes. Wishing Mama a speedy recovery….and thanks Mama for putting the purple people eater song in my head!

  21. Mama Via says:

    Connie…Mama has a birthday present for you! A BLOG post! Yeahhhhhh!!!!

    DrunkenhausFrau.blogspot.com

    I’ll be remembering the picture today as I try to concentrate on something other than what he is doing to my EYE!

  22. Mama Via says:

    I go to surgery center at 11…30 minutes for paperwork, 30 minutes waiting for the doctor to show up..one hour of surgery, an hour to get back home so, I’ll do my best to get a note posted by 1:30-2:00 thank you for all the prayers and good mojo and ju-ju! Happy birthday, Connie! (Who is next in line for birthday greetings?)

  23. CarlT says:

    Thinking of you today Mama!

  24. Deb says:

    Best wishes, Mama…left you on message on your blog 🙂

  25. Whoah there are some seriously racist comments going on today over you-know-where in the land of the hat.

  26. reallybigmeandog says:

    No surprise when dealing with white trash Carmen. And a new low is reached. They better be careful, the earths core must be getting close by now.

    • There is other really repulsive stuff too. Nastiness at its finest.

      • renaes24 says:

        Hadn’t looked at it until you posted. OMG! The world is coming to an end! The Hobbits are loose and I am now awaiting the plagues.
        What is in the water? As far as Stabby: We have the ‘hats’ vs the “JAII” vs PV (who seems to be against EVERYONE) Then there is the whole Cha-Cha thing…..there it is the ‘hats’ against JAII AND PV……and finally Barwood just ousted PV from some group basically saying the crap she was posting was NUTS.
        Oh! and Kelly is PV (again) and the Bunny is Kelly (WTF?) and……too crazy to follow it all.
        The world has gone MAD, I tell you ! Where are these people getting all these pharmaceuticals ?

      • TrulyUSA says:

        I refuse to look, I told the hats I would never set eyes on anything on that site again, and I’ve never been back. They are not worth one second of my day. I expect only the worst and the lowest from them, and I’m never disappointed, It’s a blissful existence without them!

  27. lalori says:

    lol, you’re pretty slick. very amusing read! thanks.

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