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The Really Big Mean Dog School Of Law: Terms You Will Need To Know

October 26, 2015

Good evening class.  Please settle in and take your seats as there are several terms we need to cover this session.  They WILL be on the exam.

We will start off with an easy one.

Kidnapping.  Now, when most of you think of kidnapping I am sure LIam Neesom and his particular set of skills pops into your head.  Kidnapping from a law perspective can be said grabbing and removing someone to another place right down to holding someone in a room that they do not wish to be in.  In Canada we call that forcible confinement but hey whatever, kidnapping sounds way cooler.

Charged:  Police, if they feel they have enough evidence will charge you with an offense.  This is not the end of the line.

Indicted:  Once you are charged, a grand jury is convened where the facts of the charges are put forth.  From the grand Jury you are either no billed which means you get to go back to killing cats in your backyard, or yes billed in which case you just became every so much more fucked than you were before you were indicted. Indictments include all the horrors of whatever crimes one has been indicted for.

Not Guilty Plea:  You feel like you might be able to convince a jury that you didn’t do it.

Guilty Plea  You know exactly how fucked you are and are hoping for leniency in return for not having a trial.

Aggravated Rape  An aggravated rape is an offense of rape that is committed under circumstances which render the offense more heinous. The severity of the crime may be increased because of factors such as age of the victim, blood relationship between the accused and the victim, the victim is aged, the offender is armed with a weapon,  The exact definition of the term varies from state to state and from nation to nation. An aggravated rape is different from a forcible rape. Rape which occurs during commission of specified crimes, such as assault and battery by means of dangerous weapon, constitutes aggravated rape, punishment will be harsher.

Insanity Defense: A defense asserted by an accused in a criminal prosecution to avoid liability for the commission of a crime because, at the time of the crime, the person did not appreciate the nature or quality or wrongfulness of the acts. Cuz totally preplanning the whole fucking thing totally shows that.  Just sayin’

Being Tried As An Adult: Since the early 1990s many states have adopted a “get tough” approach to juvenile justice as a response to the increasingly violent crimes committed by children. As of 2003 most states had adopted legislation that permits children as young as 14 to be tried as adults under circumstances of rape, torture, murder (oh look, Jism hit the trifecta). In some states, such as Indiana, South Dakota, and Vermont, children as young as 10 can be tried as adults.

Coercion:  What you start screaming the second you realize that all those cop shows that said you have the right to remain silent might have been saying it for a reason and giving a recorded and videotaped admission may have been a really bad idea.

Parental Unit  The one in the corner wringing their hands  and trying to explain that their precious little snowflakes loves soccer and soccer players don’t hurt people.  When that fails to garner attention they will often start yelling coercion.

There you have it class.  Please commit these to memory we will need them for the upcoming trial.

RBMD peacing the fuck out!

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I Decided To Go Spelunking And See What I Could Find.

October 25, 2015

Good day everyone.  Your Law Professor/Dean of Fuckery/Doctor of Doctoring/Honorary DVM and Queen of all I survey has been doing a little bit of background on our precious little snowflake Philip Jism.  I had to look under a lot of rocks and at a lot of nasty bugs but I did find a veritable cornucopia of EWWWWWW.

Let us start where all good psychopaths start, at home.  Diana Jism, mom of Beelzebub was asked down to the station in hopes she might know where Colleen Ritzers body was.  She asked if she would require a lawyer and then went on to chat about how much Satan loves soccer and how he had only been in trouble one time in the two whole months he had been at Danvers High School.  At this point she was unaware that he was at the station.  Once she found that out the  first words out of her mouth were “did he hurt somebody?”  She thought it was the Spanish teacher.  Not another student but the Spanish teacher.  She admitted having no idea what her kid was doing between the end of school and when soccer practice started.  The next words out of her mouth and the ones that burn my ass like I ate a jar of hot sauce for dinner were “I do know he is capable of snapping, my son could have snapped, he is capable of that.” 

So, mom of Jism knew she had a rabid dog on her hands, failed to get any kind of intervention for said rabid dog like councelling  or a psychiatrist and sent him off to school every day.  She should need a fucking lawyer.

Moving on to the next rock lets bring out the legal aid attorneys.  I know we talked about who they are but now lets take a look at what they have done so far.   Firstly, I’d like to add the caveat the everyone has a job to do.  ditch diggers dig ditches, garbage men pick up garbage and legal aid attorneys do their best to get their slimball bastard clients off.   You know how in class there is always the top of the class and then that guy that barely makes it through?  Welcome to legal aid.  Thus far they have had his confession tossed as being coerced, they have pleaded Jism not guilty and have tried but failed to have him tried as a juvenile and to have the venue moved.  This is the job they get very  little money to do.  Now, since they are aware they are pretty much screwed they have decided on an insanity defense.  Just to waste some more time.  And money.  Billable hours add up you know.

Rock number 3 brings us to Philip Jism and it was a particularly icky one.  Covered in slime and crawling with bugs.

Jism has been a busy little Psychopath.  Not only did he rape, kill and desecrate the body of Colleen Ritzer, the sweet gentle little snowflake also made time to assault a staff member at the department of youth services in June.  He “allegedly” tried to strangle the woman at the Metro Youth Facility.  He followed her into a bathroom, and assaulted her until co-workers heard her scream and rushed in to help.  Charges are attempted murder by strangulation, assault with intent to murder, kidnapping and two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.  My goodness, if I didn’t know any better I’d say our budding your psychopath has a modus operandi.

The insanity defense I am pretty sure came from Jism, the lawyers are just going with it.  All of a sudden, Jism is hearing voices, banging his head off of things and asking officers to shoot him.  I wonder if that would count as assisted suicide and we could just be done with this.

This brings us to now. Jury selection has been halted while we play out this little charade of insanity.  Totally a Judge David Lowy ordered an evaluation which could take up to 20 days. He is being evaluated at the Worcester Recovery Center and Hospital where he is being held in an adult locked unit and has no access to any unsecured areas.

Lead prosecutor Kate MacDougal while rolling her eyes so hard they almost bounced across the room said she expects the exam will find Jism completely competent.  He has a long and storied history of manipulation to get what he wants.

I turned over a lot of rocks.  You’re welcome

RBMD Peacing the Fuck Out

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Let’s Meet The Players In The Chism Trial

October 21, 2015

It is never a bad thing to be somewhat informed before trial commences.

Definitely A Judge David A Lowy
Education: University of Massachusetts, Amherst, MA
B.A. in History, cum laude, 1983
Phi Beta Kappa, Honor Society, Phi Kappa Phi, Honor Society

Boston University School of Law, Boston, MA
J.D., magna cum laude, 1987

Employment and Teaching Experience
-New England School of Law, Boston, MA
Adjunct Professor Evidence, Criminal Procedure, and Criminal Procedure Clinic (September 1991-present)
-Suffolk University Law School, Boston, MA
Adjunct Professor Evidence, Criminal Procedure Clinic (1995-present)
-Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Superior Court Department
Associate Justice (August 2001 – present)

Notables on the Chism Case thus far
He ruled that Philip would be tried as an adult.

He denied a motion to seal evidence in the case against Chism, and in doing so issued a ringing defense of the First Amendment and the public’s right to observe the machinery of the justice system in all aspects of its operation.
The proceedings against Chism are in the pretrial phase, with prosecutors and the defense haggling over evidence and making preparations for jury selection. The judge’s decision involved a defense motion to impound a transcript and videotape of Chism’s statement to police on Oct. 23, 2013. In that statement, Chism allegedly confessed to killing Ritzer by slashing her throat with a box cutter.

Chism’s lawyers want to bar prosecutors from using that statement as evidence against him at trial. The defense also filed a motion asking Lowy to impound the transcript, claiming its release would taint the pool of potential jurors.

The Eagle-Tribune and The Salem News, as well as The Boston Globe, filed motions objecting to the sealing of the evidence.

“The presumption is that all proceedings are open and there’s a presumption that exhibits are open as well,” Andover attorney Peter J. Caruso, who represents The Eagle-Tribune, said earlier outside court after filing the objection. “There should be no secret hearing, and there should be no secret documents in a courtroom.”

In his ruling, Lowy agreed, noting that under our common law, the presumption is that judicial records are open to the public. Lowy quoted extensively from prior case law in supporting his ruling.

The Judge has not allowed the confession of the accused stating that it was not clear to him whether or not Chism understood his Miranda rights as read to him.

He has turned down a motion for change of venue requested by the defense team. His most recent ruling was to have the defense turn over the already much argued about interrogation tape due to the fact that he and the state believe that Chism is malingering as far as his supposed mental defects go.

DA’s Kate McDougal and David O’Sullivan

The lead attorney for the prosecution in the Philip Chism trial is well-regarded by colleagues, with extensive experience handling high-profile cases.

Kate MacDougall joined the Essex District Attorney’s office in 2006 as the director of the office’s Family Crimes and Sexual Assault Unit. Prior to that, she was the deputy chief of the child abuse unit for the Middlesex District Attorney’s office.
During her tenure in Essex County, MacDougall has tried numerous high-profile cases, including that of a Salem mother, Kristen LaBrie, convicted in 2011 of the attempted murder of her autistic son Jeremy Fraser by withholding his chemotherapy.

Kate graduated from Northeastern University School of Law and McGill University.
She will be joined by fellow assistant district attorneys Melissa Woodard and David O’Sullivan.

Melissa Woodward is an assistant DA. She attended Northeastern University School of Law
Experience
Deputy Chief, Family Crimes and Sexual Assault Unit
Essex County District Attorney’s Office September 2013 – Present (2 years 2 months)

Assistant District Attorney
Essex County District Attorney’s Office
August 2003 – Present (12 years 3 months)|Salem, Massachusetts

David O’Sullivan is a bit of an enigma. I can tell you he has been practicing for 12 years, is an assistant DA and he is fairly good looking. Hope that helps. I think he may be there to fetch coffee and be a runner since the two ladies seem to have it covered. We shall see.

The We Don’t Have A Defense Team.

Elsie Chandler is giving me a headache and I’m not even sure she actually exists at this point. The only one I can find is in NYC so I’ll have to get back to you on her. Or maybe it’s all part of the insanity defense and she is Jism’s invisible friend. Who fucking knows.

Denise Regan, who actually exists and works on the Chism case is senior trial counsel for the Committee for Public Counsel Services, because Massachusetts is to fancy to say public defender. She’s practiced in Massachusetts for 33 years.

Regan is no stranger to high-profile and emotionally difficult casesThe . She was the attorney for Thomas Mortimer IV, the Winchester man who pleaded guilty in 2012 to murdering his wife, two children and mother-in-law.

On the North Shore, she represented Tanicia Goodwin, a troubled Salem mother of two children she subsequently admitted to trying to kill.

Also on Chism’s defense team are public defenders Susan Oker and John Osler.

The Defense has tapped Dr. Richard D Dudley Jr as their defense expert at to whether our special little snowflake is batshit nuts or just a garden variety malingerer.

Now this dude is no joke and he carries serious weight in the courtroom because he actually tells the truth no matter how much money the defense wants to throw at him. His opinion is going to carry some weight. The good news is that even the people that in his opinion were completely fucked up during the commission of the crime, got convicted anyway.

Juries do not like the insanity defense, that is just a fact.

Of course there are going to be more as this progresses. The State has not announced their expert(s) yet, and we all know how legal teams change. I’ll try and keep it as up to date as I can.

We did get an awesome no nonsense Judge with fills me with glee because there will be no mayweapproachyourhonor. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

Works Cited
Eagle Tribune

That’s it for tonight
RBMD peacing the fuck out.

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The Really Big Mean Dog School Of Law Presents: If You’re Fucked And You Know It Plead Insanity

October 20, 2015

Hello Class, it’s me your law professor/Dean of fuckery/ queen of all I survey.  As you can see by the title, tonight’s class is on the insanity defense.

The insanity defense is always, ALWAYS used as a last resort.  We in the law profession (not really) call it the defense of last resort for a reason.  Unless you are a helmet wearing, window licking, roadkill kissing, dog fucking mess, it ain’t gonna work.  The defense just uses it because they are pretty much out of any other option. Well other then yup, he did it, throw him in with a couple of short eyes and lock the fuckin door.

The problem with the insanity defense as one of our astute readers pointed out is that we (the state) have to prove that he wasn’t insane AT THE TIME HE COMMITTED THE ATTROCITIES IN QUESTION.  His mental state now has little to no bearing unless of course he is displaying any of the above mentioned afflictions.

Before we get into the state of Mr. Jism’s mental capacity at the time, let us take a moment to question why there is no death penalty unless you happen to be a fuckin Boston Bomber.  Massachusetts saves the death penalty for acts of terrorism only.  I bet if somebody asked Colleen about terrorism before she died she’d vote for the fucking needle.

Anyway, getting back to Jism’s state of sanity at the time of the offense. He went to school armed with a box cutter, gloves, a ski mask and a change of clothing.   He is accused of attacking her in the restroom on the second floor of the high school at 3:30pm.  That time is important. It is important because most of the student body was gone.   He removed her body from the school in a recycling bin and dumped it out in the adjacent woods and disposed of the body. He took the time to rape her with a branch and then cover her with leaves and debris.  He robbed her of her cell phone, credit cards and panties.   He then went and saw a  movie and had some fast food for dinner.

Now, I don’t want to be a party pooper, but it seems to me that Jism went to school knowing full well that he was going to kill Colleen, he has the presence of mind to take extra clothes and get rid of his bloody ones, he covertly got her body out of the school in a recycling bin, her perpetuated more atrocities, he robbed her so he could presumably go to a movie and get some taco bell and he had the foresight to try and cover the body.

I don’t see any glass licking going on anywhere.  About the only part he fucked up in a well planned murder was he fucking got caught.  Therefore, I surmise this is just to kill three more weeks or so while his lawyers come up with the now patented his parents beat him with a wooden spoon and they did a lot of coke and shit while he was three or four.  I forget.

Class dismissed

RBMD peacing the fuck out.


The Victim’s Name Is Colleen Ritzer

October 18, 2015

Colleen Ritzer was born May 13 1989 in Massachusetts.  She was murdered by yet another entitled sick fuck piece of shit by the name of Philip Chism.  She was ripped from the world on October 23rd 2013.  She was whole years old.  Thankfully, the powers that be, due to the heinous nature of the murder have decided that jism will be tried as an adult.  Yeah I typo’d and it stays.

Naturally Jism has so far blamed Colleen for her own murder, stated that he didn’t do it, said he was coerced, confessed, had the confession tossed, was slated for opening arguments on the 20th of this month but now his wonderful flock of fucktard attorneys are going to throw the hail mary he is insane defense at the wall and see if it sticks.

Jism isn’t nuts, he’s just another garden variety psychopath basking in his 15 minutes of fame.  Bask away you piece of shit, prison is forever and the boys are going to just love you.

We now have a three week delay while the DA and defense throw some psychiatrists at each other to decide whether our precious little snowflake can aid in his own defense.

Just to recap, Jism stabbed his teacher16 times in the throat with a boxcutter, raped her at least twice, assaulted her with a stick and was found with her bloody credit cards and panties.

I already hate this piece of shit and I’m just getting started.  Can’t wait for trial.

Tomorrow we will be having a really big mean dog school of law class on insanity as a last resort.

Till then…RBMD peacing the fuck out


We Are Back In Business

October 17, 2015

I uninstalled and reinstalled and everything seems to be working peachy keen, so we are back in business for the Chism Trial.  Just for the record, Philip Chism is a piece of shit, he is being tried as an adult and I hope that the sentence if that somebody rapes him and then shoves something large up his ass just for good measure.

His confession has been tossed, his lawyer is a tool and it’s going to be a hell of a trial.  Opening statements start October 20th tentatively.

I will keep you posted daily as per usual during trials.

RBMD peacing the fuck out!


Computer Problems

October 13, 2015

Some driver is going in my computer so I am only getting extremely sporadic connection right now. Not ignoring comments, but I won’t be able to answer them all and don’t want anyone to think I was ignoring them. Hopefully will be fixed soon. Love you all.
RBMD


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