Hello Class, it’s me your law professor/Dean of fuckery/ queen of all I survey. As you can see by the title, tonight’s class is on the insanity defense.
The insanity defense is always, ALWAYS used as a last resort. We in the law profession (not really) call it the defense of last resort for a reason. Unless you are a helmet wearing, window licking, roadkill kissing, dog fucking mess, it ain’t gonna work. The defense just uses it because they are pretty much out of any other option. Well other then yup, he did it, throw him in with a couple of short eyes and lock the fuckin door.
The problem with the insanity defense as one of our astute readers pointed out is that we (the state) have to prove that he wasn’t insane AT THE TIME HE COMMITTED THE ATTROCITIES IN QUESTION. His mental state now has little to no bearing unless of course he is displaying any of the above mentioned afflictions.
Before we get into the state of Mr. Jism’s mental capacity at the time, let us take a moment to question why there is no death penalty unless you happen to be a fuckin Boston Bomber. Massachusetts saves the death penalty for acts of terrorism only. I bet if somebody asked Colleen about terrorism before she died she’d vote for the fucking needle.
Anyway, getting back to Jism’s state of sanity at the time of the offense. He went to school armed with a box cutter, gloves, a ski mask and a change of clothing. He is accused of attacking her in the restroom on the second floor of the high school at 3:30pm. That time is important. It is important because most of the student body was gone. He removed her body from the school in a recycling bin and dumped it out in the adjacent woods and disposed of the body. He took the time to rape her with a branch and then cover her with leaves and debris. He robbed her of her cell phone, credit cards and panties. He then went and saw a movie and had some fast food for dinner.
Now, I don’t want to be a party pooper, but it seems to me that Jism went to school knowing full well that he was going to kill Colleen, he has the presence of mind to take extra clothes and get rid of his bloody ones, he covertly got her body out of the school in a recycling bin, her perpetuated more atrocities, he robbed her so he could presumably go to a movie and get some taco bell and he had the foresight to try and cover the body.
I don’t see any glass licking going on anywhere. About the only part he fucked up in a well planned murder was he fucking got caught. Therefore, I surmise this is just to kill three more weeks or so while his lawyers come up with the now patented his parents beat him with a wooden spoon and they did a lot of coke and shit while he was three or four. I forget.
RBMD peacing the fuck out.