Good day everyone. Your Law Professor/Dean of Fuckery/Doctor of Doctoring/Honorary DVM and Queen of all I survey has been doing a little bit of background on our precious little snowflake Philip Jism. I had to look under a lot of rocks and at a lot of nasty bugs but I did find a veritable cornucopia of EWWWWWW.
Let us start where all good psychopaths start, at home. Diana Jism, mom of Beelzebub was asked down to the station in hopes she might know where Colleen Ritzers body was. She asked if she would require a lawyer and then went on to chat about how much Satan loves soccer and how he had only been in trouble one time in the two whole months he had been at Danvers High School. At this point she was unaware that he was at the station. Once she found that out the first words out of her mouth were “did he hurt somebody?” She thought it was the Spanish teacher. Not another student but the Spanish teacher. She admitted having no idea what her kid was doing between the end of school and when soccer practice started. The next words out of her mouth and the ones that burn my ass like I ate a jar of hot sauce for dinner were “I do know he is capable of snapping, my son could have snapped, he is capable of that.”
So, mom of Jism knew she had a rabid dog on her hands, failed to get any kind of intervention for said rabid dog like councelling or a psychiatrist and sent him off to school every day. She should need a fucking lawyer.
Moving on to the next rock lets bring out the legal aid attorneys. I know we talked about who they are but now lets take a look at what they have done so far. Firstly, I’d like to add the caveat the everyone has a job to do. ditch diggers dig ditches, garbage men pick up garbage and legal aid attorneys do their best to get their slimball bastard clients off. You know how in class there is always the top of the class and then that guy that barely makes it through? Welcome to legal aid. Thus far they have had his confession tossed as being coerced, they have pleaded Jism not guilty and have tried but failed to have him tried as a juvenile and to have the venue moved. This is the job they get very little money to do. Now, since they are aware they are pretty much screwed they have decided on an insanity defense. Just to waste some more time. And money. Billable hours add up you know.
Rock number 3 brings us to Philip Jism and it was a particularly icky one. Covered in slime and crawling with bugs.
Jism has been a busy little Psychopath. Not only did he rape, kill and desecrate the body of Colleen Ritzer, the sweet gentle little snowflake also made time to assault a staff member at the department of youth services in June. He “allegedly” tried to strangle the woman at the Metro Youth Facility. He followed her into a bathroom, and assaulted her until co-workers heard her scream and rushed in to help. Charges are attempted murder by strangulation, assault with intent to murder, kidnapping and two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. My goodness, if I didn’t know any better I’d say our budding your psychopath has a modus operandi.
The insanity defense I am pretty sure came from Jism, the lawyers are just going with it. All of a sudden, Jism is hearing voices, banging his head off of things and asking officers to shoot him. I wonder if that would count as assisted suicide and we could just be done with this.
This brings us to now. Jury selection has been halted while we play out this little charade of insanity. Totally a Judge David Lowy ordered an evaluation which could take up to 20 days. He is being evaluated at the Worcester Recovery Center and Hospital where he is being held in an adult locked unit and has no access to any unsecured areas.
Lead prosecutor Kate MacDougal while rolling her eyes so hard they almost bounced across the room said she expects the exam will find Jism completely competent. He has a long and storied history of manipulation to get what he wants.
I turned over a lot of rocks. You’re welcome
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