The Philip Chism Trial Day Whatever: The Oh My God He Moved His Head Edition

Sorry, it took me a long time to shake all the sand out of my etch a sketch.

Anyway, This is day 6 of the Chism Trial. Welcome.  Truthfully I’ve had more fun watching fucking paint dry and Jism’s “if I just stare straight ahead they will all think I’m  nuts” routine is wearing very thin on my already very thinned out patience. (more on that maybe later)

So, Video tech guy is still on the stand under cross examination and we got to hear about every single second of video in the school.  AGAIN.  Even video tech guy is like haven’t I already answered this infinity times.  She did get him to say that originally they thought more than one person was involved, but ABSOFUCKINLUTELY A JUDGE was all over that like flies on shit.  He instructed the jury that they could only consider that at the time that that was the police theory so basically he said it means dick.

We now have Kevin Hebert on the stand. He is 18 and was homeschooled but participated in sports at the high school.  He now lives in New York doing some kind of mission work. He also belonged to a youth group. He met Jizzy in August of 2013.  Jism was new to Danvers, had just moved from Tennessee where he liked to light cats on fire.

Bunch of youth group stuff blah blah blah.  Philip attended a men’s bible studies with the most boring 18 year old on the planet. Philip attended irregularly.

Saw Philip the afternoon of the murder, his clothing seemed normal, had a completely normal non-crazy conversation about youth group and Jism said he could go because he didn’t have much homework.

To the absolute shock of no one anywhere, the defense chose not to cross examine this witness.

Next up in the batter’s box Andrew Giaquitia aged 31. Systems analyst from Hewlett Packard.  Wife worked with Colleen.  Wife got a phone call and after phone call he and his wife went to the school to look for Colleen.  Her car was there but she was no where.  He helped searched the perimeter of the building and then around the wood line.  We are  going over again where her purse was found between the now two most famous rocks in Danvers.  After that they walked into the woods further and Todd (another searcher) had found white gloves with blood on them.  No questions on cross.  I swear I am waiting for if the glove don’t fit you must acquit moment.

Lida Parsons is next up.  She works for A and P theatres.  Hours are 10:30am till 11 at night and I have no more idea why any of this matters than you do.  Just the messenger.

Ok, I now know way more than I ever needed to know about how theatre ticket takers work, how theatres work, how easy it is to go to whatever movie you want and that movie theatres suddenly have some of the sickest video surveillance on the planet.  I wonder why?

We have more video. Oh goody. Anyway Jizzy is definitely at the theatre and is in shorts, a blue hoody, black socks which is just wrong and is toting a red backpack. Now he is walking through the lobby, now he is buying a ticket, now he is going to the men’s room which is making me pray there are either a shit ton of people or nobody in there. Now he’s coming out.  He bought a ticket for Gravity using Colleens credit card.  No questions from the defense.  For brevities sake I will just tell if there are questions from the defense.

Brian Peck is up and he works for BJ’s wholesale club. The BJ club is located at 6 Hutchinson Drive in Danvers if anyone is interested.  The BJ’s with respect to the mall is a pretty short distance away.  The BJ club is setback from the main street.  OMG I’m dyyyyying, you have to have a membership or there is a 15 percent surcharge.  I swear to god I am not making this up it’s exactly what he said. Prosecution wants to know if you are greeted by anyone when you enter BJ’s. And because there is a blog god yes there is.  AND THERE IS VIDEO.  Seriously black socks with trainers having white on them should be illegal.  Apparently Jism also has a shoplifting habit. And likes sharp things. And is a psychopath.  Just sayin’.

Ms Scott was called. Could not hear the first name, sorry.   CSU. Visible reddish brown stains were noticed on Jism’s left palm and were tested for blood. Spoiler alert, it was blood. Screening test for blood is sensitive. Occult blood is blood that cannot be seen with the naked eye but can be brought out with phenolphthalein.  Blood swabs were sent in separate containers to the DNA lab.  She collected a black shirt, black shorts, and black socks.  Fucking kid changes his clothes more than Kourtney Kardashian.

Blood was then tested for the presence of human blood and it was positive for human blood or ferrets.  Seriously, the blood markers are fairly similar. The things you learn.

Next she tested the clothing and there was a fuckton of blood on his black shirt, looks like more preplanning to me, hard to see blood on black once it dries.  Another spoiler alert, it was human, or ferret blood.

Poor Colleen is having her underwear shown to the courtroom again.  I’m glad she was at least wearing pretty underwear.  So once again human blood, and tested for semen but tested negative.  She took two small cuttings to check for sperm cells but did not find any.  Cut the crotch out and sent it to DNA.

Boxcutter is now being shown.  It was screened for the presence of blood and then whether or not it was human blood.  It was.  Box cutter is seven inches long and has a one inch blade.

The Branch in the woods tested positive for human blood which was positive and that is all I intend to say about that.

All the swabs in the bathroom tested positive for human blood and so was the blood drop on the toilet paper.

The sick fuck’s jeans that were found in the bushes are now being shown.  They are stiff with blood, but the blood pattern is bugging me, a lot.  Most of the blood on everything is on the back.  Back of the sweatshirt, blood on the pants.  Mostly on the back.

This could go on for 9 pages.  Everything that they tested had blood on it.

The rape kit was received from the medical examiner.  It contained vaginal swabs, rectal swabs, perianal swabs, vaginal and head hair combing, fingernail scrapings.  the vaginal swabs contained two sperm cells.  There was blood present on all the rape kit swabs. They found vegetative debris and soil on the head and pubic hair combings. Uh oh.  There was no name on the kit.  There was a number though.  OMG they are going to cross examine her. Seriously everybody, defense dude who’s name I cannot even recall is like watching somebody who isn’t aware they died a couple of days ago cross examine.  There is however a problem and good on him for catching it.  There was an error in the original report and CSU chick had to go and fix it later.  And here it comes, I’ve been waiting.  The fingernail scrapings.  Want to know why? I bet you do.  Because I am 99% positive she was dead before he raped her, as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure she never even knew what hit her, he snuck up behind her, cut her throat from behind and she was dead in under a minute. He is pounding that they did not test the finger nail scrapings.  This is seriously the most fucked up crime scene unit I have ever heard of, ever!

I think somebody go find out the blood volume of ferrets and ferret availability in Danvers, because it would not surprise me if the defense decided that their insane little snowflake had a ferret murder party in the bathroom.

That is it for day six, thank you baby  Jesus.

7, 8 and 9 are being done tonight in one huge blog.

Really Big Mean Dog peacing the fuck out!!

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16 Responses to The Philip Chism Trial Day Whatever: The Oh My God He Moved His Head Edition

  1. renaes24 says:

    Well, ferrets smell musky but he probably smelled funky……there is that.
    I love your writeups but not even Stephen King can make this testimony interesting.
    Now I finally understand why the court runs ‘short’ days…….they would all fall asleep if they actually had to sit thru a “full” day!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      It’s true. I looked it up because this crime lab is seriously in need of an audit, but yes, ferrets. renae if they ran full days people would be throwing themselves on the boxcutter.

  2. Linda Richards says:

    Good one! I know, you have to work with what you have, and you still make the most boring shit entertaining. My MAC died, taking my username and password with it, but at least I can read on my phone. So anyway, thank you! Linda Richards

  3. NancyB says:

    Thank-you so very much for your excellent coverage of this trial!

  4. reallybigmeandog says:

    Nancy you are welcome.

  5. Lori g says:

    Thank you Kelly. I’m actually enjoying this trial when it doesn’t put me to sleep. Love totally a judge Lowy(sp). I love kick ass prosecutor macdougall. Rumor has it that totally an asshole liar dr. Gur will be a defense expert. She was James Holmes expert. I’m dying how defense keeps building their bullshit case.

  6. Christine says:

    Thank you for the updates. Your sarcasm throughout helps me deal with the anger I feel reading about these cases.

  7. Constance says:

    Hi Kelly,

    Why was the blood on the back? That IS very odd.

    Didn’t he go to see ‘Blue jasmine’ instead of ‘Gravity’? Irrelevant Minutia, I know.

    What makes you so sure Colleen was dead before he raped her the first time?
    Couldn’t she have been stunned or knocked unconscious until then?

  8. reallybigmeandog says:

    \hiya Constance. I think it is because he slit her throat before he disrobed to rape her. I think she was dead just based on the amount of blood on the clothing. She had obviously been mortally wounded. She could have been unconscious and dying, but the only explanation I can come up with for the blood to be on the back of the clothes is he cut her first. The ticket says gravity, but there have been reports it was blue jasmine. I don’t think it matters as far as that goes.

  9. Constance says:

    Then the student must have entered the bathroom before he slit her throat, or she would have smelled and seen the blood.
    But she saw his butt jiggling, right? And wouldn’t that have been the rape?

    And didn’t he exit the bathroom almost immediately after the student did? (didn’t someone in court say he got nervous in the bathroom and hurried, so he wanted to finish up in the woods?)

    You’re always so good at this, thank you for explaining!

  10. reallybigmeandog says:

    Constance. I will go back and recheck the video’s but I think what happened was he was redressing, obviously she would have noticed an active rape I think she saw the back of him upright redressing. I also think odds are good that Colleen was inside a stall and as soon as the girl saw the naked ass, she tunnelvisioned and turned away in embarrassment. Again, right now that is just my working theory.

  11. Constance says:

    The whole thing just makes nest very very sad for her and her family and friends, etc.
    Such a senseless tragedy.
    much of the world just baffles me lately.

    Glad the trial is almost over, and feel like it is a pretty safe bet that the jury will do the right thing and put the monster away as long as they can.

  12. Constance says:

    augggh – typo – just makes me very

  13. Constance says:

    Are you sick? Worried about you. You haven’t posted, so something must be wrong. Too much to write about with Chism defense antics for you to be silent.

  14. Constance says:

    Thank sweet merciful holy being, Jism was declared guilty of everything except the second rape in the woods with the tree branch.

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