Dalia Dippolito Hearing To Dismiss-Bitch Please

February 23, 2016

Hello my lovelies.   Tis me, your law professor/dean of fuckery/Dr. of Doctoring, resident sarcasm expert, and Queen of all I survey.

Dalia Dippolito is in the middle of a hearing to dismiss murder for hire charges.   As a quick refresher, here is the rundown on Dalia Dipshit. She was originally convicted in 2011 and sentenced to 20 years but a new trial was ordered when a judge decided that the jury pool had been tainted. So since the retrial isn’t until May the defense decided they might as well pull a Nurmi and start with the motion filing. They are asking for dismissal of charges due to police misconduct and, AND entrapment.

The love story of Dalia and Mike is beautiful. She was a hooker that was apparently really good at what she did, and Mike decided it was probably cheaper in the long run to just marry her and stop paying for call girl sex. Fiscally responsible, always good in a husband.   Dalia fell hard…for Mikes money and property. Him, apparently not so much. Mike was on probation for scamming a bunch of money and would remain that way until he paid restitution. Mike was also not the brightest bulb in the lamp and Dalia convinced him to sign over his house to her name and give her 100000 towards the restitution he owed. She said she would put in the other 91000 and once his financial obligations were taken care of she would sign the house back over. Poor dopey Mike believed her. After trying to get his probation revoked by planting drugs a couple of times and trying to poison him with anti-freeze she decided that she required a professional.  She asked one of her ex side pieces if he knew anybody and when he realized that bitch be crazy, he went to the police and told them that Mike Dippolito was going to be air-holed if somebody didn’t rein in this woman, much like you would rein in an insane horse.


The police got Mike out of the house and staged it like he had actually been killed.  And that is when Dalia put on an Oscar worthy performance of being shocked and mad with grief about her husbands sudden violent demise.

Please note how adamant she is that she would like to see her recently murdered husband. When they kept telling her no, Dipshit decided that maybe asking to get the dog would gain her entry. No dice and as you can see they hustled her ass down to the station.

Dalia was questioned and the hit-officer was brought in. She was asked if she had ever seen him before and she said nope, nuh uh. She was then informed that her hired hitman was a police officer. She started saying she didn’t do anything once she was told Mike was still alive. It was then that she was cuffed and Zombie Mike strolled on by.

She begged Mike to talk to her but he was understandably somewhat hesitant. Dipshit later had the unmitigated gall to actual call him and ask him to help her get a lawyer.

Sorry about the sound quality. My favorite part is when Mike says sign my house back over so I don’t have to go through the legal bullshit and Dalia says she isn’t signing anything.

I don’t think the motion to dismiss is going to pan out, but it is Florida so you be the judge.

She is prepared for a new trial and is now going with the Kardashian defense. It was all an act to get a reality tv show. oeahfovghreg Sorry, hit my head off of the keyboard.
That is it for tonight

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

Welcome To The Machine: The Jian Ghomeshi Trial

February 13, 2016

I have noticed a disturbing trend that seems to be a by-product of having become a global village via the internet. Gossip, innuendo, stealing of other people’s erroneous posts, and just making shit up seems to have replaced actually reporting news. Actual news. We are to blame for that. Does anyone know how to fact check anymore? Is it shoved to the side so you can get out a piece of news before the rest of the world does? Do journalistic ethics no longer exist? Now, I am a satirist, and even so I like to make sure of what I am saying before I say it. If I have made an error, I retract it as you all know from a couple of my older blogs. The news is supposed to be as devoid of personal opinion as you can make it, and represent the facts and you are supposed to go in having no opinion and let the information take you where it will. If something in the article is your opinion you state that it is only your opinion. There are of course obvious exceptions, like when the person has admitted they did it but claimed self defense when they have stabbed someone in the back, front, and across their necks, or when they are going for a not responsible plea, things of that nature. You should not pick a side based on how many clicks you are going to get, or pick fights when somebody might disagree with you. There are simply way too many people who claim to be journalists who nod their heads, smile and write about it regardless of how much truth there might be in what they are writing.

This is what brings me to the case of Jian Ghomeshi. Jian Ghomeshi was the host of a very popular program called Q. He was also in a band called Moxy Fruvous in his younger years, in my opinion a really sucky band, but they had a following in Toronto so obviously some people found them good. Jian Ghomeshi stands accused of four counts of sexual assault and one count of overcoming resistance by choking. For those of you that don’t know this is the definition of overcoming resistance (a)246. Every one who, with intent to enable or assist himself or another person to commit an indictable offence(a) attempts, by any means, to choke, suffocate or strangle another person, or by any means calculated to choke, suffocate or strangle, attempts to render another person insensible, unconscious or incapable of resistance, or(b) administers or causes to be administered to any person, or attempts to administer to any person, or causes or attempts to cause any person to take a stupefying or overpowering drug, matter or thing, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life. (source: Penal codes and penalties Canada.)

Jian has already gone through one trial, the trial of public opinion and he has been found guilty. Guilty is the gut reaction to sexual assault allegations. Unfortunately, once we got into the actual trial, it turned out things were not quite as simple as the prick is guilty.

Sexual assault is one of the most under reported crimes that exist. It is under reported due to embarrassment, because people fear having to confront their attacker, because they fear they will not be believed and because they fear they will be blamed. I agree that there needs to be some kind of reform on how sexual assault victims are treated on the witness stand and some changes have been made. The flip side of that is that the person making accusations has to be questioned sometimes hard because there is a chance that they are lying. How many people get on the stand and swear to tell the truth and don’t. I could not find stats on that. I found an article from 2011 in the McGill Law Review stating that the reason that those committing perjury are very rarely charged is because quite frankly the system would be completely overloaded. With that knowledge it comes as no surprise that both the crown and the defense work hard to get the actual truth from those on the stand as opposed to the truth that the person up there is stating.

Jian Ghomeshi is a LOT of things and most of them are not flattering. He is a misogynist, he is a narcissist, he seems to truly dislike women, he is a braggart, he flaunts his fame, and he thinks he is better than everyone else. I have a source who was in university with him and she says that he has always been this way and it was well known. He also, unfortunately for him has had his sexual preferences put out on the table for the whole world to see. It is not against the law to be into rough sex as long as your partner is like minded and in this day and age of 50 shades of grey, it isn’t even a big deal anymore.

The case should have been open and closed according to everyone who saw the charges before the case went to trial. “He is a sexual deviant who needs to be put away forever” I remember reading on twitter. As a victim of spousal rape, that was truthfully my first thought too. I’m sure it was with every single person who has ever been sexually assaulted. There is this thing however called due process of law, and Jian Ghomeshi is as entitled to it as anyone else. Unfortunately in the era of the internet, that no longer seems to be a concern.

The trial started and as soon as the defense began to cross examine the first witness I knew something was wrong. Now, from personal experience I can tell you that I remember in brilliant techni-color every single second of what happened that night. It never waivers, nothing gets added or taken away, I remember it all. It was what you could call a pivotal moment in my life. Every other victim I have talked to says the same thing. They would give anything to be able to forget any of it. So when accuser number one suddenly was wearing hair extensions and then wasn’t I began to wonder. Then there was the fact that after the alleged assault she continued to pursue him. After attending a third taping of his show she decided that going to the house of the guy that had already attacked her was a good idea. They kissed on the couch and then stood up and continued kissing and he pulled her hair again, allegedly so hard she went down to her knees and he punched her in the head hard enough to make her ears ring. She started to cry so Ghomeshi asked her to leave and called her a cab. She said she felt he threw her out like trash. Under cross by Ms. Henein many of the inconsistencies began to come out. She was also questioned about media interviews she gave prior to going to the police in which she either denied flat out or refused to comment on whether she was kissing Ghomeshi during the alleged first incident. When Henein asked the witness directly whether she had lied her cryptic answer was “that is how it is with memories, the longer you sit with a memory the clearer it becomes.” (Really? Like seriously really?) Then, despite saying she wanted no contact with Ghomeshi after the alleged incident at his house, she sent emails one of which included a bikini shot. When asked about these her best answer was they were bait to get him to talk to her about what happened at his house. This answer makes about as much sense as because briefcase taco.

Lucy Decoutere of Trailerpark Boy fame testified that when they went back to Ghomeshi’s house he slapped her without warning and choked her until she couldn’t breathe. On cross, Ghomeshi’s lawyer presented Decoutere with a six page letter that Lucy sent only days after the alleged assault. The Last line of the six page letter was “I love your hands”. Not something someone who has been choked until they couldn’t breathe would likely write. Unless of course she had consented to him doing it. She also told him she would love to fuck his brains out, sent him flowers and many other texts and emails of a flirtatious nature that spanned over a two year period. To me personally, it looks a lot like Lucy was trying to pursue a romantic relationship with Ghomeshi and got spurned.

The third witness turned out to be the biggest problem for me and likely for the crown. She told police after her assault she was sure to only see Ghomeshi in public places. (she is also in the entertainment industry)She failed to disclose to the police that she not only invited him to her house, but that she gave him a hand job while he was there. She said on the stand that she was too embarrassed to tell them.

Here is the part that gets really interesting. Witness three and Lucy are friends. These friends exchanged over 5000 messages, an average of 15 per day. Originally witness three stated that they did not talk about the upcoming trial at all until the defense pulled out all 5000 of them. In the messages they talked about their mutual dislike of Ghomeshi and how they hoped bad things would happen to him. DeCoutere disclosed to her friend a long discussion with the crown and the questions they had asked. She suggested witness 3 contact her civil attorney and publicist. The messages are filled with talks of “our team”. Decoutere had a facebook conversation with the witness 11 days before the witness spoke to police in which she agreed to corroborate decouteres evidence.

So, what does this all boil down to? Jian Ghomeshi is worth in the mid seven figures. Decoutere is worth five hundred thousand, Ghomeshi is very, very famous in Canada, Decoutere not so much and I have no idea about the other two because of the publication ban. Decoutere was obviously trying to pursue a relationship with him and hand-job Sally may have been as well. Decoutere suggested witness three contact her CIVIL attorney so I’d bet the farm that there is a civil lawsuit coming.

My take from all of this is complicated. I believe that for the most part Ghomeshi probably did slap and pull hair and maybe even choked Decoutere (although I truly believe there was consent for that one) That being said, once these women continued to pursue Ghomeshi it negated whatever he did and it is not like he raped them, he smacked them and pulled their hair. I believe that being aware of Jian’s proclivities and when they were spurned they got together and decided a little payback may be in order. However this comes out I guess they got what they wanted because his career is over, the man is a pariah.

Here is some advice for anyone who finds themselves in an abusive
relationship. If it is the first date and someone smacks you and pulls your hair, walk the fuck away. How attached can you be after one fucking date where you get hit? Don’t text, don’t email, and don’t send pictures of yourself in a bikini. If it is a long term relationship document everything. Tell your friends, take pictures of injuries, tell the doctor what really happened. Call a crisis hotline. Make sure there is a paper trail. Pictures are worth a thousand words, trust me, and so are doctors notes.

For those of you out there who purport to be journalists, do your fucking jobs. There are journalists that are above reproach, Dave Ericson, Troy Hayden, Rosie Barton, the journalists of the CBC, David Lohr. Thank you for doing your jobs, and doing them well. For the rest of you, if you are a journalist you don’t sensationalize, you fact check several times, in a few words, you are not the fucking national enquirer.
That’s it for tonight everybody.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out.
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I’m Sorry Everyone, Jian Ghomeshi Has Taken Priority

February 13, 2016

The blog will be posted late tonight, I wanted to make sure I had all of the information and did my fact checking before simply posting wild speculation. Enough of that goes on on-line as it is. It is going to be very long. I’m sorry, but this is a very important trial and you will understand why when you read it.
It will be up as soon as I get it typed up and formatted.

The James Vancallis Trial-Day 1 Was Boring So We Are Going To Day 2 Edition

February 1, 2016

Hello my lovelies.  Thank you so much for your patience.  Your Dean of fuckery/law professor/doctor of doctoring/honorary DVM/resident sarcasm expert/Queen of all I survey has a new hero and I have had to do all kinds of looking around so I could tell you about her.

Her name is Mary Chrzanowski and she happens to be the Judge in the Vancallis trial.  Now, if I am the Dean of Fuckery, Scary Mary as she is affectionately known by everyone that has ever been in her courtroom for reasons that will become blatantly obvious, she is the owner of the patent on fuckery.  She doesn’t play favorites.  Much like me she hates pretty much everyone so the prosecution gets to feel her wrath as often as the defense.

The greatest Jurist in the history of ever received her B.S. degree in criminal justice from Wayne State University in 1982 and JD  degree from the University of Detroit School of Law in 1985.  She worked in a private practice until she became a judge. She has been a Judge since 1993 and holds her bench until the next election in 2017 which I am sure she will win by a landslide because the State is afraid to take it away from her.  I would not want to be the bitch that had to say, “sorry Mary, you lost your bench.” I can seriously see her shanking somebody.  I LOVE her.

James VanKiller could not have drawn a more perfect judge for his douche-y, smarmy, smirky rape-y pedophile looking self.

Because I am way far behind I am sure you already know the charges but what kind of law professor would I be if I didn’t list them off.  VanKiller is charged with Felony Murder, Kidnapping, Assault with intent to rape and premeditated murder, which to me is redundant but I checked twice so unless that has changed those are the charges.  He allegedly kidnapped, attempted to rape and killed 14 year old April Millsap, whose egregious transgression was walking her do

The prosecutor in this case is Eric Smith. Fun Fact, there is also a murderer/rapist by the name of Eric Smith.  He is still in jail for sodomizing and killing a child when he was 13.  the child he murdered was 4.  He blamed his little whoopsie on being bullied.  The prosecutor Eric Smith so far is nothing to write home about.  He is quiet, but he is thoroug.  It is too early for an opinion on his chops.

The defense is headed by Azhar Sheikh and he is already on the radar of Scary Mary.

Day one was short and the only witness was Aprils mother.  Aprils mother showed about as much emotion as my vacuum cleaner does when I’m vacuuming up dog hair which I found…odd.  She was very matter of fact, but there was just zero emotion except she laughed once which I also found odd.  I actually went back and rewatched it 5 times to make sure I was seeing a laugh.  I was.  Now, she does have a condition called cerebral attoxia which affects walking and speech but nothing else.  She sort of speaks like she has had a stroke, but none of her other faculties are affected ie: memory, thought patterns etc.   I personally found her strange.

Day two began with Scary Mary freaking the fuck out as soon as everyone was in the courtroom.  Apparently somebody took a picture or pictures of some of the jurors which we all know is a big, big no-no.  Mary roared about how everyone should be aware that no pictures of the jurors are allowed and if any of them happen to show up on social media whoever did it will be thrown in the slammer as fast as she can pick them up and toss them in.

The next witness was Mathew Zentz, expert witness in forensic digital examination of computers and cell phones.  He was qualified as a witness and put through his very boring paces which I think probably confused the jury more then helping the prosecutions case.  It looked to me like the phone was somehow attached to the dog. The path the GPS followed made no sense.  Like zero. We did learn that April had created a text which said OMFG think I almost got kidnapped.

We got to watch a video of the GPS route that the phone said she took.  The animation was produced from only from the GPS, no measurements or any field work were done and they relied solely on the phone. The defense made some headway as far as the animation went when he brought up that according to the phone at one point April Millsap was moving at 34 miles per hour which is the speed a border collie can run, which was the dog that April was walking.  The defense also stated that the animation was only as good as the information on the phone.  The more the defense talked, the more annoyed the expert seemed to get.  In my opinion this witness was a wash.

After a 20 minute break we got to see a picture of a dirt-bike parked next to a yellow mustang.  The police were acting on a tip about a bike noticed at the crime scene. The officer went back to the house and spoke to a James Muse.  They went back to the station and coroberated  the information that had been given.  They contacted the owner of the motorcycle at around 11:30pm.  They went to an address on Marquette street.  An older gentleman opened the door and was asked if they could speak with Vankiller.

Vankiller was asked if he was in Armeda the day before and he said yes.  He said he left his house around 5pm and was heading to his brothers, stopped to visit James Muse but he wasn’t home, continued on his way, then stopped at a gas station because his butt hurt from the seat on his bike.  At that point he was a couple of blocks away from the walking trail.

There were tread patterns found at the crime scene and a description of the motorcycle and helmet from witnesses.  Turns out that Vankiller had some extremely distinctive tread patterns on his shoes and they were the same tread patterns that were found at the crime scene. A decision was made after the next day briefing to follow up a little more with Vankiller and he wanted a written statement.  The defendant again decided to speak to the police on the front porch instead of the house.  First question that was asked was if he could come in and give a written statement.  Vankiller stated that he was kind of busy but he might be available in the afternoon.  He was very vague on his times.  The officer asked to see the bike again.  It was parked very close to the wall so they asked Vankiller to move it and they took more photo’s in the daylight.  The officer ended up having to call him again about a written statement and Vankiller had had a change of heart to the point that he flipped the fuck out and started raging about a witch hunt and they were calling all his friends and trying to take their phones.  He did not provide a written statement.

A search warrant was executed the following Wednesday on the Vankiller residence with a large number of officers present.  His shoes were seized, the helmet was seized, and a bunch of other stuff was seized by other officers.   they showed an overview of all the  points that he said he went.

That’s  it for the first two days of the Vankiller Trial.  3,4,and 5 will be up in the next couple of days.  Thanks for the patience, it is appreciated.

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