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Oh I Think Urine Trouble Now You Cheeto Dusted Whore Monger.

 

Hello my loyal subjects.  It is me; your Dean of Fuckery, Law Professor, Dr. of Doctoring, puppy resuscitation expert, lactation consultant, resident sarcasm expert and as always Your Royal Highness, Queen of all I survey.

This from Renae, a fascinating read.

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And with that, I leave you this.

your new President elect Ladies and Gentlemen

 

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

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5 Responses to Oh I Think Urine Trouble Now You Cheeto Dusted Whore Monger.

  1. mags says:

    Not surprised in the least ! LOL

  2. bigmeannurse says:

    Hey Girl! I read the retraction of your post before I got to read it, but now I have! Why retract something so crazily outstanding to those of us who want to believe? If it’s good enough for Buzzfeed to leak and CNN to comment on (they too, could not confirm it), shouldn’t it be able to stand alone here too?

    Sent from my iPad

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    • reallybigmeandog says:

      point taken. I’ll see if I can bring it back right after I’m done translating your national anthem into Russian for you.

  3. reallybigmeandog says:

    Point taken. So I restored it. I’m busy translating your national anthem to Russian right now so you have a current copy of the old one in your new language and them I’m gonna rewrite it for we English speaking people to laugh at.

  4. Mama Via says:

    Anyone who wanted to read it could find it on Buzz-feed…the majority of the rust belt voters, I’m guessing, don’t have a clue about “golden showers”…and, if informed, would not understand the reasons that (mostly) men submit to such actions or see them as sexually arousing. tRumps best allies in this department are the sexually progressive of California, especially the Bay Area, and large portions of Southern California. In my “Abnormal Psychology/Abnormal Sexuality” class at UCLA, we learned that acts involving degradation, are often sought by two types of people; the wealthy male who can “do anything he desires” in “real life”, and those (both male and female) who were physically and emotionally abused as children. In other words, you might find a woman who likes spanking as an act of forplay, because the rare times she interacted with her father was during discipline…so, discipline is an “act of love” for her. A man who can “do anything he wants” might be sexually aroused by a dominatrix, who takes control over his every decision. This might be a wonderful way of him “giving up power” for a few hours, and not having to “be responsible” for ANY decision.

    We ALL have sexual fantasies…the majority of us DO NOT share them with our spouses…and, you’ll have to trust me on this…when a fantasy is fulfilled, it almost NEVER fits the fantasy exactly AND then you have to drum up a new fantasy…best to keep your fantasy to yourself…ESPECIALLY that three-some one…you know, the one where the guy wants two women (or vice versa)?

    Threesomes NEVER work if a “couple” is involved…if it is 1 M/2F, the first problem is a guy has hard enough problems truly satisfying ONE woman…so, instead of having just ONE unhappy woman, he has TWO unhappy women…

    In the case of 2M/1F…you would never hear the end of “Was he better than me?” “Was his honker bigger/better/longer than mine?” Leave that one in the closet too…

    What kind of idiot would go to Russia…stay in a Russian hotel…and think that his “friskies” WOULD NOT be taped?? Sheesh…

    Back to tRumpster not being sophisticated enough to be president…he can’t think ahead two steps…he lives in the moment!

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