Your old anthem translated to Russian just so you can get a head start on things will follow shortly. Some words don’t translate well, like rampart. Rampart is a sucky word to translate to Russian. Just sayin. I’m sure president Stalin, I mean Putin, I mean Trump will have a new word to replace it.
Before the nukes go off tomorrow, I just want to say a few other things. Your confirmation hearings are a joke. Your nominee for the department of energy didn’t know that included nukes, and nobody is willing to say that they will give an accounting of foreign loans held by your esteemed president.
Trudeau has declared a US refugee crisis and we are currently putting plans in place to get the refugees out before we commence with sawing the continent in half and hopefully floating a little farther away so as to stay out of the blast radius. You have to pass a fairly simple test. Prove you are not racist, homophobic, misogynistic, or a pussy grabber (unless of course you have been invited to grab the pussy in which case rock on) and don’t have problems with the disabled. You also must believe in the separation of church and state, public schools not for profit and not for profit jails or healthcare. Please know our prayers are with you and we will get as many of you out as we can. May god have mercy on you all.
RBMD peacing the fuck out in my peaceful country. Remember we love you.