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And The Rockets Orange Glare, The Bombs Bursting On Air Gave Proof Through The Night That You Must Be Aware. Oh Say Does That Orange Pig Dog Fucker Still Haive..r.(it means lie in Scottish)O’er The Land You Should Flee, And the home of The Deranged.

Your old anthem translated to Russian just so you can get a head start on things will follow shortly.  Some words don’t translate well, like rampart.  Rampart is a sucky word to translate to Russian.  Just sayin.  I’m sure president Stalin, I mean Putin, I mean Trump will have a new word to replace it.

Before the nukes go off tomorrow, I just want to say a few other things.  Your confirmation hearings are a joke.  Your nominee for the department of energy didn’t know that included nukes, and nobody is willing to say that they will give an accounting of foreign loans held by your esteemed president.

Trudeau has declared a US refugee crisis and we are currently putting plans in place to get the refugees out before we commence with sawing the continent in half and hopefully floating a little farther away so as to stay out of the blast radius.  You have to pass a fairly simple test.  Prove you are not racist, homophobic, misogynistic, or a pussy grabber (unless of course you have been invited to grab the pussy in which case rock on) and don’t have problems with the disabled. You also must believe in the separation of church and state, public schools not for profit and not for profit jails or healthcare.    Please know our prayers are with you and we will get as many of you out as we can. May god have mercy on you all.

RBMD peacing the fuck out in my peaceful country.  Remember we love you.

 

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10 Responses to And The Rockets Orange Glare, The Bombs Bursting On Air Gave Proof Through The Night That You Must Be Aware. Oh Say Does That Orange Pig Dog Fucker Still Haive..r.(it means lie in Scottish)O’er The Land You Should Flee, And the home of The Deranged.

  1. Mama Via says:

    Remember, papa and I are first in line…no, wait…it’s just me…papa voted for that orange skinned alien with the highlighter yellow hair…

    I am truly frightened…he has no legislative experience, he isnt a lawyer, and, to my knowledge, never even married and/or slept with one…he is always surrounded by “yes men”, he has never been hungry, or struggled from paycheck to pay check and he appears to lack ANY empathy.

    With all my heart, I DO hope that all you people who voted for tRump were right…and that he will bring an era of peace and prosperity…I apologize for my cynicism…but, I come by it honestly; by believing the things people have told me (sometimes even with good intentions), by believing that people “meant well”, by believing in a better tomorrow and then, eventually, it all ends with my waking up in the morning and finding my panties down around my ankles and feeling pain in my old worn out hoo-doo….

    I hope the tRumpeters are right…and I pray that God (if there is one) will watch over us and keep us safe for the next four years…I pray for the peace and prosperity tRump promised…

    I pray for whirled peas….

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      you know you always have a place here, and your dh even if he did do something so silly. Boo too and the bird.

  2. State Eunice says:

    Don’t worry…RBMD God has already answered your rant and pleas. He made Donald Trump President. The whole world will now become better. 🙂

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      HIya Eunice. I like you because you can agree that we all have different opinions but you aren’t nasty about it.

  3. renaes24 says:

    I’m putting out more chair on my balcony for better viewing of the mushroom cloud that is likely to come. I understand it will make for a BEAUTIFUL sunset…..and that Lake Ontario and Lake Erie will appear blue-er. (BTW: New York Times has put out a hell of an article about new investigations by the FBI/Homeland Security/NSA etc on transfer of $$$ by/from Russia)…..

    • Mama Via says:

      This will be an interesting year…no matter what happens…thank goddesses that I’m so far away from NYC and tRump tower…do send photos, Renae

  4. Mama Via says:

    Only 1460 days left of Rump presidency…

    • renaes24 says:

      a lot less if you count his impeachment…….or his getting bored and quitting.

      • Mama Via says:

        Wishful thinking….thought I’d be “conservative” and “go long”…then be happily surprised at the first threat of impeachment….

      • renaes24 says:

        I’ve been checking the list of the Repub. Inauguration Committee. I am wondering just WHY it is missing the main designer/producer:
        Leni” Riefenstahl……can anyone find out why her name is missing?

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