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World Of War Craft – Bad Hombre Expansion Pack Edition

This is about as fitting as it gets I think.

Alt Title:  the 2017 just waiting for the last horsemen of the apocalypse to show up so we can start to watch the world burn edition.

…current location, my zombie apocalypse/now nuclear fallout shelter stocking up on diesel for my very first nuclear winter.

Hi Everyone. Your Dean of Fuckery/resident sarcasm expert/honorary DVM/ Doctor of doctoring/certified rabies free RBMD/law professor/pretend judge/friend of all animals, especially whatever poor creature is living on Trumps head/Queen of all I survey, and all around nasty woman is back for another edition of RBMD.

As some of you may have guessed, I firmly believe this is going to be the final year of the existence of the planet. Since I have not yet figured out how to cut a continent literally in half, or thirds if South America is in, I thought I might as well talk about the Donald Trump shit show.

For those of you that are unaware, Canada, your polite, sensible northern friends are smack dab in the middle of you and Russia. Most of us up here in Canada land that don’t already speak Russian don’t really feel that they want to learn Russian and we are concerned. So before Russia annexes North Carolina or something I thought we should talk.   Of course when WWIII starts, we will be there having your backs, just like we have with every other stupid WW, we will bleed with you, we will die with you, we will mourn with you, and we will curse the rich fuckers whose children will not be in the fray just like it has been since time began because the rich and power hungry start the wars, they don’t fight them.

Civil war in your country is also a very large concern for us. Mostly because we like you. We can’t figure out how any of this happened, not for the life of us, but we like you.( not that it matters to most of you)  It is like some horrible nightmare that nobody can wake up from.

Donald Trump I have decided is either insane, or more likely he is a sociopath.  Just wondering for all you yuuuuuge fans of the insane oompa lompa troll, how IS all that winning going for ya?

Lets look at some facts shall we?  Oh come on don’t be afraid,{ it will be fine I promise.}  That there is a representation of a lie.  Not an alternative fact or fake news, I just lied.  It won’t be fine.  Not by a fucking long shot.  Alternative facts are lies for those of you that haven’t figured that out yet.  Please keep up or you will have to stay after class.  I’d say the misogynistic, xenophobic, woman hating, pussy grabbing, federal tax avoiding, illegal immigrant employing, Chinese steel purchasing, incest in his heart having, orange faced mother fucker might be just a little more of an alternative fact giver than originally thought. Just sayin’.

Raise your hand if this sounds familiar.  “I will IMMEDIATELY repeal and replace Obamacare”.  That one went in the LOSE column.  Also who knew healthcare was so hard?  I did.  My kid did.  Pretty sure my dog did.  That guy running your country not so much.

Let us try another one.  I will be to busy working for you, the American people to be on the golf course all the time like Obama.  Really?  13 times since he took office.  So another trump Alternative fact.

So far, you, the American taxpayers have paid 11.2 million, FUCKING MILLION on secret service for the Trumps.  That is one months worth.  NOT an alternative fact a real live one.  That is almost the entire bill for the Obamas for an entire year.

How’s that wall coming?  I just called Mexico to see but El Presidente was too busy laughing to take my call.

Extra Credit:  I don’t have any ties with Russia.  OMFGROFLMFAO  Can anyone say brokering 500 BILLION dollar deal with a company that has sanctions against it.  Oh wait, that would be treason wouldn’t it?  Right?  Do they still give the firing squad for acts of treason? Just wondering.

America, if I were you I would take the most famous Trump quote ever and tell the fucker “YOU’RE FIRED.

What a fucking clusterfuck shitshow this is turning into.  I’d make popcorn because I am one of those people that would find the world burning amusing, but I need the popcorn in my bunker.

Secret directions will be sent to all members of the no kill shelter.  Bring your dogs, bring your horses, bring your kids, I’m iffy on spouses, they may have to pass a comprehensive entry into my bunker written exam.  Or some shit like that.

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

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13 Responses to World Of War Craft – Bad Hombre Expansion Pack Edition

  1. TrulyUSA says:

    Well I’m divorcing my Trump-loving soon-to-be EX-husband – so I just need room for me and my two dogs. It is possible that by the time I get to the bunker I will have more dogs…and maybe even a cat…but that’s it, I promise. Unless I run into a horse that nobody is taking care of running loose, then a horse too! Good to see you writing Queen of All You Survey!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      There are just some times Truly when you have to just pull you head out of your own problems and make fun of everybody elses. Of course I’m kidding. Just having some mental issues but fuck it, I can write even while insane.

  2. renaes24 says:

    ” have to pass a comprehensive…….” Does this mean you got a copy of the proposed Kelly Leach exam for immigrants?
    Not much to talk about here……couldn’t stand the retirement stuff so I took on a small hospital out of California and busy work, work, working (yeah!).

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Good for you Renae. No, and I’m not gonna make anyone eat a pork product in front of me. Sample questions would be if a woman lives in her body who owns it, do you do dishes, has your wife ever had a real orgasm, you know stuff like that.

  3. mags says:

    If the Republicans had any balls this shit would stop now ! Thanks for the memories see you on the other side .

  4. twister says:

    Well hello there our polite, sensible northern friend, and certified rabies-free rbmd! What happened to the Obama bugged my phone thing or did that get rolled into the Russian interference thing? Maybe he forgot about that. I’m really trying to keep up here, but I’m soo confused. Maybe confusion is the goal, if so .. WINNING! Anxiously awaiting directions to the rbmd shelter!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hiya Twister. Don’t worry the secret code will be sent out soon and then the decoder will be sent under separate cover.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Also I spent a good portion of my night last night trolling his twitter account so I might be banned from the states now, not sure.

      • twister says:

        Oh you’re for sure banned, you nasty woman! The new rule is honest, straight-talking folks are not allowed!

      • reallybigmeandog says:

        Well, he hasn’t blocked me yet and I even send him personal copies of all my blogs. I’m sad. Do you think he just doesn’t understand the big words? Should I be trying harder? Maybe dumb it down? I know it would be a lot but still, if it helps him understand maybe that is the way to go.

  5. bigmeannurse says:

    Keep up the great word-works Kelly! It’s comforting to know you’re on (our) side….I’d take you up on your offer of sanctuary, but my passport expired about 10 years ago…..Does Canada have amnesty for illegal aliens escaping from Cheetoland? I’d hate to be sent back to #45’s continued insanity.

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Honestly,, there is a way to get sanctuary here. For real. Cross into Quebec but not at the boarder patrol. They will let you in and start refugee paperwork

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