Hello my lovelies, it is your most loyal queen here for the annual Christmas eve State of The Shelter Address.
It has certainly been one for the books, and will be. What with the cheeto in chief trying to start a war, earth falling apart, new animals on the extinction list, more working poor than ever before, and the spin on fucking EVERYTHING trump related would make Linda Blairs head come clean off.
I myself have had a very up and down year as have many of you. It is weird, in a good way how often our tribulations are similar. It’s good that way because the sister and brotherhood of the lets save all the unwanted animals from evil doers, can always help each other.
The best thing about 2017 is that 2018 has GOT to be better. I think we may have hit rock bottom as a species, as a planet, as our little particle of dust in the universe. Rock. Fucking. Bottom. Unless of course they really do release a zombie virus to weed out all the old, sick and poor, which at this point I don’t even remotely believe doesn’t exist. Either that or an actual real purge will become an annual event. That also would not shock me.
Bunker is real and ready by the way. The rich can suck it if they think I’m going down without a very serious fight.
The thing I find more amusing than any other thing is math. They are called the 1 percenters for a reason. So, either no one can do math or we are all just too chicken shit to say fuck this noise enough already. I’m not buying your shit, I don’t need that shiny thing whatever it may be. You’d be amazed at how fast the one percent became a no percent if we started to do shit like that.
My son broke his hand this week. And due to our evil socialist medical system it cost 20 dollars to get him x-rayed and casted. God, our medical system sucks. One of my American friends told me you are all one serious accident away from bankruptcy and that is sad. except for the one percent who really don’t have a fuck to give.
I hope you are all as well as you can be in your respective situations. I am okay all things being relative.
I wish peace and happiness to all of you this holiday season and a new year that is better than the old one.
RBMD peacing the fuck out