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IT’S BEEN A MINUTE HASN’T IT

Sorry to disappoint but I haven’t died or been arrested or been hit by a truck or any of the things that those special little snowflakes were hoping for.  Life quite simply has gotten in my way much to my chagrin.

My puppy Ted E Bear, being a puppy peed the floor one evening.  I have linoleum and I refuse footwear.  It makes my feet feel icky.  So if you can imagine that old cartoon where one slips on a banana peel it was kind of like that.  Problem being old bones have a tendency to break.  And boy did they.  I figured I’d just muscle through like always but by day four my pain level was worse than childbirth so I knew I’d broke something.  Turns out it was somethings.  Broke two ribs and cracked one.  Because of puppy pee, and if you don’t see the humor than you just don’t have a funny bone.  I was taken out by puppy pee.  So I went to the hospital where I should by now have my own wing and they checked my bladder since they apparently get injured during flatback falls sometimes and then did x-rays and showed me the results.  I broke them real good.

We also had a tornado which was SO FREAKING AWESOME.  Of course I didn’t lose anything so lots less awesome for some of my closer neighbors.  I got me some chickens and a crazy rooster named bud the stud because he thinks he is all that and a bag of chips.  I wanted to show him (yes you can show poultry) but bud is nuts as a bag of cashews.  He will try and kill you and he fucking means it.  I also got a couple of rabbits and I’m gonna get some goats because I need them to conjure Satan.  Just kidding…or am I?

Panzer, my sons dog took a torsion and died Tuesday night and it crushed him.  There was nothing the vet could do but put her down.

things are still pretty much the same for me.  I just missed you all and thought I’d give you a quick this is what’s going on.  Your president is still an asshole who is now a kidnapper. you must be proud.

RBMD peacing the fuck out

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5 Responses to IT’S BEEN A MINUTE HASN’T IT

  1. renaes24 says:

    I think you need to get 2 goats. One of them a ‘screaming’ goat and the other a ‘fainting’ goat. Between the two of them, there would be constant entertainment for all.

  2. Ginger says:

    Jeezus, I was thinking about you last week. About not hearing from you for a while. Thought maybe you were horse whispering some where. Glad we don’t have to organize a search party. Thanks for the words! We missed and love you.

    Ginger

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Nope I’m still here. I’ve just had a lot of setbacks with broken bones. On top of my ribs I wedge fractured my back so no horse whispering for a while which is breaking my heart a little.

  3. TrulyUSA says:

    So good to hear from you!! Those breaks are going to take awhile so don’t push it too hard, or it will take longer.
    I want a goat too, because I have some brush circling my yard that I can’t seem to kill by mowing it or poisoning it, it’s got some sort of waxy stuff on the leaves that makes it impervious, but a goat would eat it I know. I really just want to rent a goat for about a month and tie him up in various places and let him eat all my undesirable undergrowth so I can actually see through the trees. Plus they are just so damned cute!! And they make me laugh! But I also know they are into everything and without a pen they are on top of your house, your car, etc. Little flying acrobats who don’t care about your prized possessions so a good pen is necessary. Hey maybe you can start a “rent a goat” business”!! If I were closer I would be your first customer. Renae — missed your humor girl — LOL!
    I hope you can recover soon and get back to your horse tending/riding, I know that was feeding your soul so I hope you can return to that. Ever thought about a miniature horse? You can’t ride them but they, too, are so damned cute!
    Sorry to hear about son’s dog, so heartbreaking to lose a dog they are such wonderful creatures. I’ve been thinking about getting my dog a new buddy since I lost my 13 year old rescue dog to diabetes last year, after dutifully giving her shots twice a day and having her blood count checked, it finally took her but I kept her alive that way for 4 years. In the end she was nearly blind and half-deaf and always sat in the corner where nothing could sneak up on her. It was time but it was so hard to lose her. My current dog grew up with her, and I know he would enjoy a companion.
    So good to be back in the dog pound!!!! Love to you all!!!

    • reallybigmeandog says:

      Hi Truly. Yup I’m getting me a cu-ouple of goats If you saw my property you’d understand. 5 acres. 3 of which are not brush so goats would be good

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