MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT STARTS IN SEPTEMBER (subject to change)

January 22, 2019

My loyal and long suffering subjects.  Finally my pleas to the universe have been answered and we have a tentative trial date for Crazy Assed Crazy Robert Durst.  It was supposed to be june but they filed for and got a three month extension.

While we wait, I will be supplying you with whatever pre-trial crap that I can find.  There  is a lot, but most of it is bullshit and I have a feeling there is going to be more bullshit once the trial starts and so I have to vet everything before I post it since I’m not Fox News.

So YAY we have at least one trial and if I get super lucky we get two if we get the bag of nuts that kept their kids chained up in their rooms.  There has been a lot of movement on that one lately too so we may get a twofer.  Woohoo for us.

I’m going to bed now.  Pig farming is hard and I’m tired

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Robert Durst is Crazy Assed Crazy

January 20, 2019

Finally my Christmas  is here and Robert of the live mike “killed them all of course” fame is finally on trial.  Christ on a cracker your justice system is broken and coming from Canada that my friends is saying something.  Hell he’d have been found guilty and put to death if we still did that sort of thing by now if it was us.  On a side note, I believe we should bring back executions, televise them on a pay per view basis and knock the national debt down to nothing by the third execution.

Some things to know about Robert Durst.

A) he is a NUTBAG

B) He totally did it or everyone he knows are the unluckiest people that used to be on the planet.

C) rich fucks like to steal stuff.  That one has always baffled me.  From celebrities getting all kinds of free stuff right on down to idiot Durst stealing a sandwich and then admitting they had the money to pay for it.

d) Even that grizzled old prune has groupies.  Ladies, just saying the guy is not batting a thousand with paramours or friends coming back alive or ever.

E)Robbie likes to dress in drag and pretend to be deaf which actually worked for a while.  He hid in plain sight in a dress and hose and high heels and a wig.

F)Roberts own statements on that live mike are gonna come back to haunt him.

H) he has a team of lawyers who seem to be saying it without saying it but Robbie is fucked.

We will be getting into the meat and potatoes as only I can, but I have been busy hog farming so I will do what I can when I can.

 

RBMD piecing the fuck out

 


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