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Opening statements are sooooo over-rated

July 24, 2019

Hello again my lovelies.  It is I, self appointed judge, and queen of all I survey.  Opening statements have started and they are boring as fuck.  The prosecutor was at least succinct about it.  His opening statement was basically bitch killed her parents we have proof thank you goodnight.  Then the defense council stood up and brought visual aids and you just knew it was going to be bad.  And it was.  What I have learned during this opening statement is you can say the exact same thing eleven different very boring ways.  Nicole or as her lawyer would like you to believe “this crazy bitch here that I have to represent is so crazy she doesn’t even know she’s nuts.” Also she smells bad.  She was a battered child, she’s schizophrenic, she was freaked out because her mother ruled her life.  Her sleep patterns were completely backwards which is a problem for a lot of us because it is apparently a sign of schizophrenia.  Ergo she is not responsible for her actions because she’s a nutbag who is obsessed with frozen and looking like one of the characters and basically acting like a weird nineteen year old.  I was a weird nineteen year old and I never shot my parents and they fucking deserved it.  Oh and the

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Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

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