Second circle of Hell – Rockford
Hello my lovelies. It is I your wayward Queen, dog lactation consultant, pretend judge, pretty good fake lawyer, horse whisperer and over all pissed off human being.
Firstly, I owe you all an apology. You see, I got stars in my eyes when I saw the passion and commitment of the person called Juan Martinez. The way he objected made my heart beat faster, the way he walked all over his witnesses gave me cold sweats and because of that I did not follow my very own first rule of writing. I did not vet Juan Martinez and for that I am truly sorry. Turns out Juan is just another asshole who cannot keep his dick in his pants and not the god like creature we made him out to be.
Having said that, there are other guilty parties in this shit show that is the stabby arias trial and they are getting it today too. I will be using the word allegedly a lot. as in “allegedly”. Take it how you want. I have no fucks left to give so names will be being used and I’m calling the whole shit show out on the carpet and I’m rubbing someone’s nose in it.
Juan has fallen far and hard and I hope he landed in a steaming pile of shit when he did so. He has been bumped down from lead prosecutor on death penalty cases to auto theft so there is that. Try walking around the office with that hanging over your head. He will finish out any trials he has going on right now (not including stabby) and then he gets to find lost cars. This is “allegedly” to give him time to concentrate on his upcoming disciplinary shit.
Now there is prosecutorial misconduct and then there is PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT. We are dealing with both so I will do the small ones first. And when I say small all I mean by that is they probably won’t get him disbarred. Juan has had a minimum of seven complaints that I can find in a four year period. That ladies and gents is a ridiculous amount. He has “allegedly” made very inappropriate sexual comments in the office to a couple of different women who of course filed complaints. He was so blatant that women would hide in the bathroom just to get away from him. Bill Montgomery which is a name I think is going to come up a lot keeps trying to sweep all of Juans small indiscretions swept under a very large rug. He is also under investigation now. ABC15 says Juan’s track record of sexually harassing women goes back decades. In 2016 it was recommended that good old pigdog Martinez be placed on a years probation for his blatant misconduct but that was halted in it’s tracks when Juan requested and was granted a disciplinary hearing on the spot and misconduct was dismissed.
Now to the PROSECTORIAL MISCONDUCT
Don Juan started an “Alleged” affair with Jen Wood who at one point was part of a very successful blogging duo who covered trials. I cannot for the life of me remember the other girls name although I want to say Sherry so I’m going with that until someone corrects me. Now I owe Sherry a huge apology because I flat out called her a liar when she told the world Jen was having an affair with Juan. I did not want to believe it so I did not. Now Jen “allegedly” thought this was some crazy in love bullshit between them but all Juan was doing was figuratively and literally using the girl for information. This was not some splendor in the grass bullshit it was Juan using Jen to get info on a juror who was voting against the death penalty. He wanted dirt on said juror to get them removed from the case. There were two more jurors he wanted dirt on but I am still working on what exactly happened there so I will update you tomorrow.
To say I am sick and saddened by this turn of events would be an understatement.
RBMD peacing the fuck out.