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Time To Get Over The 800 Lb Gorilla in the Room.

October 19, 2019

Second circle of Hell – Rockford

Hello my lovelies.  It is I your wayward Queen, dog lactation consultant, pretend judge, pretty good fake lawyer, horse whisperer and over all pissed off human being.

Firstly, I owe you all an apology.  You see, I got stars in my eyes when I saw the passion and commitment of the person called Juan Martinez.  The way he objected made my heart beat faster, the way he walked all over his witnesses gave me cold sweats and because of that I did not follow my very own first rule of writing.  I did not vet Juan Martinez and for that I am truly sorry.  Turns out Juan is just another asshole who cannot keep his dick in his pants and not the god like creature we made him out to be.

Having said that, there are other guilty parties in this shit show that is the stabby arias trial and they are getting it today too.  I will be using the word allegedly a lot.  as in “allegedly”. Take it how you want.  I have no fucks left to give so names will be being used and I’m calling the whole shit show out on the carpet and I’m rubbing someone’s nose in it.

Juan has fallen far and hard and I hope he landed in a steaming pile of shit when he did so.  He has been bumped down from lead prosecutor on death penalty cases to auto theft so there is that.  Try walking around the office with that hanging over your head.  He will finish out any trials he has going on right now (not including stabby) and then he gets to find lost cars.  This is “allegedly” to give him time to concentrate on his upcoming disciplinary shit.

Now there is prosecutorial misconduct and then there is PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT.  We are dealing with both so I will do the small ones first.  And when I say small all I mean by that is they probably won’t get him disbarred.  Juan has had a minimum of seven complaints that I can find in a four year period.  That ladies and gents is a ridiculous amount.  He has “allegedly” made very inappropriate sexual comments in the office to a couple of different women who of course filed complaints. He was so blatant that women would hide in the bathroom just to get away from him.   Bill Montgomery which is a name I think is going to come up a lot keeps trying to sweep all of Juans small indiscretions swept under a very large rug.  He is also under investigation now.  ABC15 says Juan’s track record of sexually harassing women goes back decades.  In 2016 it was recommended that good old pigdog Martinez be placed on a years probation for his blatant misconduct but that was halted in it’s tracks when Juan requested and was granted a disciplinary hearing on the spot and misconduct was dismissed.

Now to the PROSECTORIAL MISCONDUCT

Don Juan started an “Alleged” affair with Jen Wood who at one point was part of a very successful blogging duo who covered trials.  I cannot for the life of me remember the other girls name although I want to say Sherry so I’m going with that until someone corrects me.  Now I owe Sherry a huge apology because I flat out called her a liar when she told the world Jen was having an affair with Juan.  I did not want to believe it so I did not. Now Jen “allegedly” thought this was some crazy in love bullshit between them but all Juan was doing was figuratively and literally using the girl for information.  This was not some splendor in the grass bullshit it was Juan using Jen to get info on a juror who was voting against the death penalty.  He wanted dirt on said juror to get them removed from the case.  There were two more jurors he wanted dirt on but I am still working on what exactly happened there so I will update you tomorrow.

To say I am sick and saddened by this turn of events would be an understatement.

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

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The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Friend

December 14, 2017

Hello my lovelies.  It is I, your dean of fuckery, doctor of doctoring, honorary DVM, Pretend Judge, Writer of briefs that should make any jurist green with envy, Horse Therapist, Horse Whisperer, Dog Lactation Consultant, Midwife, Resident sarcasm expert and of course Queen of all I survey.

 

All that has dominated my feed on facebook for two days now is that kid that got bullied, Keaton.  Now, your queen is not a heartless beast (spoiler alert, I’m not heartless, there is a rock of some sort in there I am pretty positive) but I take extreme umbrage with the amount of news space this kid has taken up.  Buy why your majesty you may be asking yourselves right now.  I’m going to tell ya, keep your knickers on, jeez.  Before we get to that part, I’d like you to raise your hand if A) you have ever been bullied and/or B)you’ve ever been a bully.  I fall into both categories and I am not ashamed to admit that.  People make mistakes, jump to conclusions and do stupid shit because at the time it seemed funny.  Case in point my treatment of Sandra Weber, who I came to find out once I was done ripping her to shreds is a decent, caring, warm and very, very funny person.  She just got caught up in the whole stabby mess and she became what I became, a bully.  My good friend now Joe would be another prime example.  But we are grown ups and we have thick skins and eventually we came to our senses and realized we were acting like a bunch of middle schoolers.  Now middle school and high school are a terrible time for a lot of kids.  Any little difference that sets you apart from the herd and you are a target.  And I was a target.  My high school days turned into one never ending nightmare of torture that I thought would never, ever end.  I was smarter than anyone else and I was also poorer than everyone else.  Probably the poorest kid in high school since mommy and daddy were busy drinking and smashing their way through every cent that came into the house.

I wore the Sally Anne specials and the dirty Dan the discount man shoes.  It was a place where you got those hightop black runners with the big white rubber circle on the side for like a dollar fifty or something.  I was the only kid in a very large high school that I ever saw with a pair.  Unfortunately I had a class, French actually where one of the articles of clothing that had been purchased from the salvation army had belonged to one of the richest girls in the class and she took great pleasure in announcing to the entire class that I was wearing her clothes.  It kind of went downhill from there.  She and her rich little fanbase tormented me daily.  Of course word got around the school and I was known as hand me down Kelly,  second hand Kelly and my favorite, broke assed Kelly.  The fact that scholastically I was running laps around these people did not help me even a little bit.   Her name was Rena and I will never forget her.  She started to do more things to me to get more attention from the mean girl battalion.  She hit me with a blackboard eraser and I walked around with chalk dust on my second hand clothes for the day once, and then the day came that she poked me with one of those blackboard sticks with the metal  point on the end and I put her out a second story window.  Don’t worry it was opened.  I broke her arm which was unfortunate because I was aiming for her head.   There was a big huge thing and my father for once in his life acted like a father and came down to defend me as they were drawing up my expulsion papers and waiting for the police.  He was drunk off his ass which made his very thick Scots accent almost impossible to understand, but he got the point across when he mentioned the months of torment I had suffered at the hands of these girls, that Rena was the ring leader and that he was going to the school board and once he was done there he was going to the newspaper and with any luck it would get picked up by AP.  His tactics worked because I did not get arrested or expelled, I got an apology from the school and Rena got warned to stay away from me.  It was good advice because I had had quite enough thank you very much.

I finished high school and with it put all that bullshit behind me.  It’s not forever.  I know personally how awful it is at the time, but it is not forever.

Now to Keaton.  I believe that Keaton’s pain is absolutely real.  I felt like that way too many days to not believe it to be completely genuine.  My problems with the whole thing  are many and glaring if you can get past the visceral reaction to that boy sobbing his heart out.  Why, if mom was just picking him up because he didn’t want to eat lunch in the cafeteria did she  have a video camera?  Why was she so obviously asking him leading questions during the recording of the video?  Why did she sound so rehearsed and not completely outraged as any parent would have been?  Why did Keaton sound like he’d been coached on a couple of points, specifically why do they do it and it gets better, while he is sobbing his heart out which tells me he obviously does not believe it gets better.  Why is he looking at his mother like that?  pay attention to the video.  Turn off the sound and just watch the body language of this kid.

So suddenly Keaton is the cause celeb of the day which I believe is EXACTLY what mama wanted.  Mama is southern, very southern in a rebel flag, I don’t like black people southern kind of way.  She has now scrubbed her social media accounts but it was all there.  No offense to southerners who are human.  The wave of support for this child was immediate and exactly what is wrong with social media and why I think it will be the death of humanity as we know it.

Suddenly Keaton is invited to LA for an avengers screening, invited to hang out with NFL players, being tweeted by a list of celebrities that is longer than my arm, money, gifts, offers of dates and everyone wanted to be his friend.  And then there was the go fund me.  This was started by someone not related to the family and was for Keaton’s college or University except Keaton’s mom would have control of it because he is too young.  Now, this guy says he doesn’t know the family and just felt bad for the kid.  And this could be true.  My gut tells me it isn’t but I suppose in some bizzaro land it could be.

This whole thing once she found out Keaton was being bullied was orchestrated by Keaton’s good old card carrying racist mama.  I would bet she knows well the person who set up the go fund me (it has been put on hold and depending on what news source you rely on, either by go fund me or by the guy that set it up) and many of the offers have been withdrawn which kind of makes he people making the offers to begin with look like dicks.

Keaton is definitely a bullied kid.  And a celebrity tweeting hang in there, it gets better, something like that is totally appropriate.  Offers of movie premieres and things like that is totally not.  Why not?  Because hundreds, hell thousands of kids get bullied every single day at school or home or the playground or wherever. Where are their invites to premieres and parties and shit?  Two little girls committed suicide due to bullying just prior to this video coming out and nobody gave a rats ass about it because their parents were too worried about their children to pull out a video camera and get their terrible sadness on film.

And of course the mob moved in.  Keaton is a racist, Keaton got bullied because he called a kid the N word (that has been totally debunked, it never happened but it sure makes good copy doesn’t it)  This kid did not ask to be born into a racist household and just being in one doesn’t make you one.  If that were the case I’d be an alcoholic heroin addict.

The problem here is that the mother, in my opinion cared very little about how much emotional pain her child was in and way more about the amount of money to be made off of an emotionally at the end of his rope little boy.

The internet needs to stop and think.  Stop, actually pay attention to what you are seeing and then think.  Think hard because I called this literally a full day before the shit storm started.  And again, what about the two children who are dead because of being bullied.  No movie premiers or college funds for them.  Can anybody even name them?

The people that donated to this go fund me were not stupid, they were kind, caring people who wanted to try and ease this kids pain.  They just didn’t think about what they were really seeing.  And that is what will make it so much harder for the next bullied kid that has the balls to talk about it.

RBMD peacing he fuck out.


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