The Many Misdeeds of Juan Martinez

October 23, 2019

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Hello my lovelies.  It is me, Queen of all I survey, dog lactation consultant, Horse, dog and pig whisperer, owner of indentured servitude of inhouse psychic, and all around saddened by the madness that this whole Juan Martinez mess has turned into.

So if I failed to mention it Juan has been placed on official probation for a year due to the small mountain of prosecutorial misconduct charges against him.  He is still allowed to practice law but must take an unknown amount of continuing education classes and if there is a god some classes on how to treat women in general.  the thing that really frosts my pop-tart is I was part of the problem.  I saw him as a white knight resplendent on his high horse fighting for the rights of those who could not speak for themselves; and he did that, he just didn’t do it fairly or justly.  That is not justice.  Maybe there is no justice.  I am shaken to my core by some of the allegations brought forth.

The ruling was handed down on September 28th from the Attorney Discipline Probable Cause Committee. They determined there is cause for claims Juan Martinez engaged in unprofessional conduct, and engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice.

This is punishment for a culmination of a bunch of cases not just Stabby although of course that is balled up in there too.  The order did not mention any particular cases but you know I’m digging them out, there are a total of eleven although I believe four have been dismissed.  I have to double check on that.  I know for sure three or four have been dismissed.   The committee has accused not so Juanderful of being slow to produce evidence that could help the defense(legally he has to do that), misrepresenting expert testimony, outing the identity of a juror during the arias proceedings and acting unprofessionally towards defense council although in his defense if they are talking about Nurmi I understand why.

Not so Juanderful anymore has a record of sexual harassment that goes back decades.  A bar complaint has also been filed against Bill Montgomery alleging he has been covering up Martinez’ harassment for just as long. They are calling for his resignation.

So, he started a sexual relationship with Jen Woods who he knew very well had the major hots for him so that he could get her to dig up some dirt on one of the jurors that was not voting for the death penalty in an attempt to get that juror disqualified.  When that did not work the slimy little fucker started a relationship ( nobody is saying if it was or was not of a sexual nature) with a juror who had been dismissed from the case in order to get a read on two other jurors may be leaning.  He was questioned about his actions at a deposition and he fucking lied.  The lead prosecutor in a death penalty case lied.

There are several reprimands in his personnel file pertaining to the harassment of female co-workers. anything pertaining to Martinez’ misconduct was sealed at Montgomery’s request.

All that Montgomery, who is now a State Supreme Court Justice would say when questioned was that Martinez was disciplined with  written reprimands.  Believe me when I tell you I am almost more interested in Bill Montgomery at this point and he should know that is never a good thing.

Juan’s new kingdom consists of the stolen car division where he can berate hubcaps and if he is lucky maybe he can question a rotting side panel or something.  Of course he can always talk about gas cans.

I think that Juan is probably going to be disbarred.  We can only hope that the process for that takes a while.   A long while.

I will be continuing to dig until I get the answers that I want.  My next spelunking mission is facebook.

That is it for now my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Oh Good. We Have Another Crazy Who Cleans Up After The Crime

July 26, 2019

Hello my lovelies.  It is your fearless queen back from the trenches of internet hell where signals keep dropping and I get every other word sometimes.

This may turn out to be the most boring murder trial in the history of ever.  She is clearly quilty, the defense hasn’t thrown up one objection except for one calls for speculation.  The judge I am pretty positive is a kids party clown or a cowboy on his days off.  He is the happiest Judge I have ever seen.  Also just for your edification the microphone is adjustable.  I heard that about eleventy billion times today.

First up was Liuetenant Carr was first up today.  He described the scene and then we discovered he has a bloodhound nose since he could smell decomp through a locked door.  He picked said lock with a screw driver and found dead dad covered with a comforter. He had a gunshot wound to the head.  The found his golf hat in the washer.  Apparently he got a hole in one.  Deputy Dawg got bonus points for using lividity correctly in a sentence as in he could tell by the lividity that buddy was dead.

Defense was up and asked a couple of routine questions about an open window and a bag of chips in a chair as well as a purse and keys and that was all.

It was all foundation stuff today, nothing exciting.  Where the blood was, that she cleaned up, where the bodies were in relationship to the house.  Please let part 2 be better.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Opening statements are sooooo over-rated

July 24, 2019

Hello again my lovelies.  It is I, self appointed judge, and queen of all I survey.  Opening statements have started and they are boring as fuck.  The prosecutor was at least succinct about it.  His opening statement was basically bitch killed her parents we have proof thank you goodnight.  Then the defense council stood up and brought visual aids and you just knew it was going to be bad.  And it was.  What I have learned during this opening statement is you can say the exact same thing eleven different very boring ways.  Nicole or as her lawyer would like you to believe “this crazy bitch here that I have to represent is so crazy she doesn’t even know she’s nuts.” Also she smells bad.  She was a battered child, she’s schizophrenic, she was freaked out because her mother ruled her life.  Her sleep patterns were completely backwards which is a problem for a lot of us because it is apparently a sign of schizophrenia.  Ergo she is not responsible for her actions because she’s a nutbag who is obsessed with frozen and looking like one of the characters and basically acting like a weird nineteen year old.  I was a weird nineteen year old and I never shot my parents and they fucking deserved it.  Oh and the

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Nichol Nachtman Is Crazy Assed Crazy.

July 23, 2019

What we have here is failure to communicate.  Unless you have internet and any search engine and you can see Nichol yukking it up with her brother on a visit to jail.  What I know is she killed her stepdad and her real mom because voices duh, her brother finds her hysterical and they are going for an insanity defense.  So basically they got nuthin’ so they have to punt.

Death penalty is off the table (in florida) that is like taking the death penalty off the table in Texas.  What the actual fuck?  Nobody is saying why right yet.  I will keep looking.

Here is a great link for those of you who wish to play the home addition:   https://www.scoopnest.com/s/Nicole%20Nachtman/      Hopefully the  damn thing works word press has really fucked up my jam since I last posted a trial.  Anyway check out the link even if you have to type it  in yourself there are pictures and everything.  It’s a  good source of info.

Everyone now pray to the gods of trials that this be televised.  Or that I win the lottery and am still not on a no fly list and can go to Florida and report from there.

This is gonna be a good one so everyone thank Donna for picking it.  It would have flown right under my radar.

Thank you Donna.

Till next time my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 


You Know That Saying Where There Is Smoke There is Fire? Well Sometimes There Is Just Really Good BBQ Or Somebody Is Smoking.

April 3, 2017

Hello my lovelies.  Put on your tinfoil hats and cover the cameras on your laptops, your Dean of Fuckery has dug to China and I have some answers for you.

Regarding the figurative  trail of dead bodies that the Clintons have allegedly left behind them I have discovered a couple of things.  Out of over a hundred people that are dead, there is one that is maybe a little hinky and this person was like the dentists brothers cousins friend that is how close he was to the Clintons.  All others deaths that have been attributed to nefarious causes were either A) natural deaths like heart attacks and pneumonia or B)Suicides, or C) mechanical or equipment failure.  Now there was one medical examiner who cut a lot of corners with all his dead bodies not just the ones that had any kind of tenuous connections to the Clintons which is where a lot of this started I think.   Bodies had to be dug up and re-autopsied which is both sad and gross but in the end all of the dead that are actually people were A dead, and B an actual cause of death was issued.  There are several that flat out do not even exist, I think those were just thrown in to pad the numbers.  There were also  plane crashes due to pilot error, and  a cesna crash due to mechanical failure.

My question going into this was why is Monica Lewinski alive if all of these other people who quite literally could have done nothing to the Clintons are dead?  My answer remains the same.  Because this shit just never happened.  If you ever crossed paths with a Clinton at a fund raiser, a charity event or political event or he movies or at the dentist or the doctors or the grocery store and you died you are suddenly a part of some fucking cover-up?  Nope, the amount of people that you meet when you are a public figure is just exponentially bigger than if you are a private person.

So to put this to bed much like Pizza-gate(which by the way was never really a thing, just another conspiracy theory) THIS SHIT NEVER HAPPENED.  I mean people did die, but not because the Clintons have a hit squad, just because they died or they had shit luck and their plane went down.

Now I have spent way to much time and wasted way to many brain cells just to satisfy my own curiosity so while we are on the subject I am going to clear up a few other things.

  1. We really landed on the moon.
  2. It is not made of cheese
  3. the twin towers were brought down by two planes not internal implosions
  4. Elvis is dead
  5. Kurt Cobain is dead
  6. I will have to get back to you on area 51
  7. To the best of the scientific community’s  knowledge at large, aliens do not live among us, probably because of shit like this.
  8. You are more likely to die by being kicked to death by a pissed of Kangaroo than be killed because of a conspiracy. (I just made that last part up, but basically it is true.)

Hope that helps every one out and we can get back to reality…Sorry actually it might be more comforting to just keep your tinfoil hats on and keep your cameras covered reality being what it is at the moment.

Anyway, that is about 25 hours of my life I won’t ever get back but rest assured, I turned over every rock, kicked every tire and even took a couple of good stories out for a drive.  Nothing holds water, none of it.  Unless you want it to, in which case rock on with your bad self and Hide from the Clintons. They know you know.  OMGLOLROFLMAO.

RBMD Peacing the Fuck Out.


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