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Chris Piece of Shit Watts Is Going To Have a Trial

August 25, 2018

4th Circle of Hell currently making my way to the 5th Circle

Hello my lovelies.  It is me, pretend Judge, totally awesome fake lawyer (let’s be honest I am a better lawyer than most people that have passed the bar), dog lactation consultant, horse whisperer, author of the big book of words and as always Queen of all I Survey.

I come to you today to tell you that your queen has been very busy working on this whole family murdering bastard thing.  The entire day actually.  I have called in a few favors and the consensus  is that Chris Watts is going to trial.  He is going to argue diminished capacity (huge shock I know) but barring a last minute plea deal to spare that poor father who I will be very surprised if he does not take his own life, Chris is going to get what is coming to him.  Unfortunately it won’t be the electric chair with a metal suppository shoved up his ass.

Chris fuck face was having an affair as I am sure you are all aware by now.  He was also a complete control freak, so much so that he ordered his wife who had Lupus for Christ’s sake to have another baby.  She was understandably frightened, but as so many abused women do, she agreed.  A baby that will never be born.  Sadly, there are no laws on the books for babies that are not viable outside the mothers womb so he gets a freebee on that one.

I don’t know how many of you watched his press conference where he had the unmitigated gaul to tell the world that his family was everything to him and that the house was so empty without them and he just wanted them back safe.  Well, at least the part about the house being empty was true at least until his tart came over.

I have nothing but rage against this woman who was well aware he was married and chose to have a relationship with him anyway.  for all we know she is the one who set this all in motion with the “if you don’t leave your wife I won’t fuck you anymore.”  Oh I do hate me some home wreckers.  I hope she has an STI and I hope he gets it and I hope it’s the flesh eating variety.

So many ruined lives and so many lives no more.  Shananns father will never ever be the same I guarantee it.  I have never seen such raw emotion, such raw pain and I’ve been doing trials for a long, long time.  Fuckfaces family is in tatters and even they don’t believe him.  Their friends are wrecks.  The carnage in the wake of this is almost incomprehensible.

There is a rumor the tart is shopping around a book which I encourage you to NEVER EVER BUY BECAUSE IT IS BLOOD MONEY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COME OUT IN THE WASH ANYWAY.  Don’t support this woman.

Chris thought originally he’d report them missing, wait the allotted amount of time, have them declared dead and collect the insurance.  Unfortunately his story was really stupid and it unraveled very quickly, hence plan B.  blame the wife.  A wife who was completely devoted to her family and her husband who she by all accounts genuinely loved.

The wheels of justice grind slowly my children so we probably have at least a year and and maybe more.  we are going to have to find something else to amuse ourselves with so pick a trial and I will write about it.  Give me something good.  Something with some bite, something we can all get into.

That is it for tonight

really Big Mean Dog Peacing the Fuck out

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Why Do MEN Feel The Need To Kill Their Families?

August 19, 2018

Hello my lovelies.  tis me, your horse whisperer, dog lactation consultant, pretend Judge, Really fucking good pretend attorney, dog lactation consultant, puppy resuscitation expert, and of course Queen of all I survey.

So the news today is sad because another piece of shit human being (and I use the term as loosely as stabby’s cooch) has decided that murder is better than say couples counciling or a divorce or faking ones own death.  I do not, cannot, refuse to understand this thinking.  What causes a man to wake up one day and go “hey, I guess after I mow the lawn I will kill my kids and hide them in some oildrums and then whack my wife (who I talked into having another kid) because why not.  the sad part is I knew he did it the second he gave his interview to the news station.  Scratches on the neck and bad, bad affect.  Laughing when uncalled for, deflecting questions and that whole “they are my entire world” bullshit was enough convince me.  People don’t act like that.

Now we all know people who shake their head no when they mean yes, hell I do it, it’s just a tick not a tell.  His tell was all in his body language.  The biggest question is why.  Well, rumour has it he was having an affair and so was she, she was filing for divorce and I suppose his masculine little ego just would not have that.  Another thing we have all seen.  I swear the more I see and hear people, the more I love my dogs.  Women of course are not immune to murder but the percentages are so far apart as to make it not even count.  I will keep you abreast of this story just because I find it so disgusting.  Link is her in case you are interested in following it.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/18/chris-watts-in-protective-custody-because-publicity-surrounding-triple-murder-case-report.html

this piece of shit needs gen pop.  Even convicts don’t take kindly to child killers and it would save the taxpayers a ton.  I promise I will keep you updated.

Now to part two.  My house is still in immediate danger.  Listen guys.  This is the only house I have ever owned.  I bought it by myself when I was 19.  Buying a house as a single woman at that age was something that was incredibly hard to do.  They misogynistic establishment does whatever it can to hold back women and that holds as true today as it did 31 years ago when I bought this place.  a 5 percent deposit turned into 20 percent when they found out I was a single woman.  They did everything in their power to make sure I did not purchase this house and truthfully seemed disappointed when I sold my horses to come up with the down-payment.  I had to go from 5000 down to 20000 down in order to procure financing and they were not what I would call happy when I sold my horses to do it.  I had no help from anyone.  Not my parents or my friends or anything, but I did it.  Now, 31 years later I am in real danger of losing her because of property taxes.  So I am asking you to help me.  Any amount of money you can spare will help to show that I am making a good faith effort to get them paid.  I am n deep, but the hole is deep and I am going to need help to get out.  Can you afford a dollar? can you afford 5 dollars?  Every single dime (and I don’t care if it is dimes, quarters, anything that you can spare will help me.  Some of you have been so generous I don’t have the words to say how grateful I am.  the cost of one cup of coffee will help me.

Thank you all for your time, and for sticking with me through thick and thin.  It has been my unmitigated joy to entertain you.  thank you all so much.

Here is how you can help me.

https://www.gofundme.com/xax925-i039m-going-to-lose-my-house&rcid=r01-153299710225-ec72964758344207&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w


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