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Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out

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Okay, you all pick. Old trial, or something new that I either have not heard about or am not concerned with and I will write the shit out of it. But I want to know what you want.

July 22, 2019

I only ask that we don’t do kid killers.  Someone that happened to kill a kid while killing someone else is fine just not child murderers.  I can’t dig any humor out of that no matter how hard I try and I have tried.


Robert Oakly Marshall…fuck I just can’t with that name thinks he is more intelligent than the Louisiana police.

July 20, 2019

So everybody figured out right quick that the driver doesn’t get smacked with a tire iron and the wife gets shot. Twice.  Unless of course it was on purpose.  So the police started doing what police do and sooner rather than later they discovered about a hundred billion phone calls to a hardware store in Louisiana.  Maybe he was going fishing lets give him the benefit of the doubt for now.  Oddly enough that just happens to be where good ole Ferlin spent an awful lot of time.  There were another hundred million phone calls to felize of slut fame.  He wuved her.  He couldn’t live without her.  Even Ferlin who had absolutely decided he could milk this cow for a long time but he wasn’t killing that angelic woman.  Why not divorce her asked Ferlin.  Robert explained his dire financial problems and told him about the millions in insurance money he carried on his wife.  Selling tool he said.  Well Ferlin continued to milk the cow but word got back to someone that took umbrage with the fact that hitmen of Louisiana local 197 was not being represented so he told Ferlin he was taking over.  Ferlin was in a pickle.  He absolutely did not want Maria to die, he said even just from a picture he could tell she was a wonderful person, but money had been paid and the contract was due.  Enter ricky dunlap.  Ricky checked out the turnoff that Rob was supposed to take and approved the site and the plan was put into action. She got dead, Rob got Robbed of his 12000 which paid the contract in full Ferlin got PTSD.

Rob broke the news to his sons like he was ordering a burger with extra ketchup.  And of course his boys believed the story for a while.  Even after they found out about felize.  Hell they were to busy dealing with burying their mother and all the vultures that descend wanting clothes and knickknacks and whatever else they could escape with.  The second robbery.  Maria had nice things and the community wanted those things and Robby and Chris spent most of their time at the wake yelling at people to put stuff back.  Uncle Sal was there doing his best to help the boys.  Tessie MacBride had showed up and appeared to not be leaving.  She said she was staying to help with the boys, she was a family friend (and I use the term loosely).  She hated Sal and did everything in her considerable power to keep the boys away from him.

That is when the police started to show up pretty much everywhere.  Jobs, homes, stripmalls, you name it they showed up and they had warrants for everybody.

 

Tomorrow follow the lady there she is

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Blind Faith part 2 or Goddamn someone sue Bell because telephones got him arrested

July 20, 2019

So where were we?  Oh yeah tire felt weird gunshot wound to the head tire iron. The wife the kids the car it’s all coming back to me.  They found 31 calls to a hardware store in shrievport home of one ferland Leroux.  Funny how some random guy got 31 phone calls at a hardware store.  Now Ferlands friend who doesn’t want to give murder for hire a bad name ricky Dunlap decided to do the deed himself.  Ricky Dunlap was exactly what he appeared to be.  Now rob the insurance salesman had hella denero on the life of his wife.

Enter Feliz Richmond.  The only person surprised was Rob and he was shocked everyone knew and everybody knew.  the mailman, the bank tellers, his boys, his uncle sal.  The whole fucking place knew. Kids in the next county knew.  So he throws that into the face of the grieving boys, there hasn’t even been a funeral yet and the youngest boy is 10 years old.  Then his friend Sal who is a decent man and is trying very hard to help the boys goes to yell er I mean talk to Robert O Marshall who is crying.  Sal thinks this might be a turning point.  The shock has finally set in that his wife is dead and he could have been but nope he’s bawling because he can’t see felize.  Sal leaves disgusted telling the boys if they need him they know where he is.

Part three will be titled cops are not dumb, not even in Louisiana

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Blind Faith Alt Title Robert was a stupid fuck who liked to use the phone a lot

July 19, 2019

once upon a time in the land of all debauchery there lived a fellow by the name of Robert Oakley Marshall.  The Oakley should have given it away on the douche meter but alas it did not.   He had a stunning wife named Maria and three sons who’s names I am not going hunting for because it isn’t really important…okay maybe it is hang on.  Christopher, Robert and john.  Happy now?  Anyway Marshall was a marmy swarmy insurance salesman who preached like desmond tutu about the importance of family and spending time together and all that other family related stuff.  A lot of said stuff happened at the Marshall residence.

Maria was in tears when he threw her a surprise anniversary party, actually she started to sob and had to excuse herself.  Now Maria was not simply so moved that her feelings got the best of her, she was sobbing because she knew her preachy, family first husband was having an affair with the town bicycle.  She and Robs friend and a few other people had planned to confront him about it to try and get him to see the error of his ways.  Thing about dogs is they generally don’t suddenly turn into cats.  The intervention was set for two days after the anniversary party.

The next night Robert decided he wanted to go to Atlantic city to go gambling.  Again not weird unless you took into account their dire financial position.  On the outside everything was fine.  On the inside they were totally fucked.  Now there are things like bankruptcy court but then the whole town would know.  What would they say at the county club.  In Atlantic City Robert raven into someone named Ferland Laroux who he supposedly owed money to.  800 to be exact.  Now word had got out down at he bayou that Ferland was not being an honorary crook and was just going to keep bleeding poor old Rob dry without ever doing anything about Robs problem.  That problem being said wife who he was trying to have murdered.  So someone that Ferland knew took over the job.

Rob and Maria left the casino and as luck would have it just as a rest stop was coming up Rob said his tire felt funny.  This was the ruse.  So Maria took one to the head with a bullet and Rob got bonked over the head with a tire iron.  My goodness poor Rob.  He went home after the police (who did not believe a single thing out of his lying mouth) cut him loose and he went home and called his son at university to tell him his mother was dead.  The other two children were already aware.

In the morning a friend of Rob and Maria dropped by and Rob just could not contain his secret love any longer.  His friend said he already knew because dun  dun dun dun Maria told him and she’d also hired a private investigator and that is when things got very very interesting.

 

I’ll finish tomorrow my back is bothering me

RBMD peacing the fuck out


MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT STARTS IN SEPTEMBER (subject to change)

January 22, 2019

My loyal and long suffering subjects.  Finally my pleas to the universe have been answered and we have a tentative trial date for Crazy Assed Crazy Robert Durst.  It was supposed to be june but they filed for and got a three month extension.

While we wait, I will be supplying you with whatever pre-trial crap that I can find.  There  is a lot, but most of it is bullshit and I have a feeling there is going to be more bullshit once the trial starts and so I have to vet everything before I post it since I’m not Fox News.

So YAY we have at least one trial and if I get super lucky we get two if we get the bag of nuts that kept their kids chained up in their rooms.  There has been a lot of movement on that one lately too so we may get a twofer.  Woohoo for us.

I’m going to bed now.  Pig farming is hard and I’m tired

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Chris Piece of Shit Watts Is Going To Have a Trial

August 25, 2018

4th Circle of Hell currently making my way to the 5th Circle

Hello my lovelies.  It is me, pretend Judge, totally awesome fake lawyer (let’s be honest I am a better lawyer than most people that have passed the bar), dog lactation consultant, horse whisperer, author of the big book of words and as always Queen of all I Survey.

I come to you today to tell you that your queen has been very busy working on this whole family murdering bastard thing.  The entire day actually.  I have called in a few favors and the consensus  is that Chris Watts is going to trial.  He is going to argue diminished capacity (huge shock I know) but barring a last minute plea deal to spare that poor father who I will be very surprised if he does not take his own life, Chris is going to get what is coming to him.  Unfortunately it won’t be the electric chair with a metal suppository shoved up his ass.

Chris fuck face was having an affair as I am sure you are all aware by now.  He was also a complete control freak, so much so that he ordered his wife who had Lupus for Christ’s sake to have another baby.  She was understandably frightened, but as so many abused women do, she agreed.  A baby that will never be born.  Sadly, there are no laws on the books for babies that are not viable outside the mothers womb so he gets a freebee on that one.

I don’t know how many of you watched his press conference where he had the unmitigated gaul to tell the world that his family was everything to him and that the house was so empty without them and he just wanted them back safe.  Well, at least the part about the house being empty was true at least until his tart came over.

I have nothing but rage against this woman who was well aware he was married and chose to have a relationship with him anyway.  for all we know she is the one who set this all in motion with the “if you don’t leave your wife I won’t fuck you anymore.”  Oh I do hate me some home wreckers.  I hope she has an STI and I hope he gets it and I hope it’s the flesh eating variety.

So many ruined lives and so many lives no more.  Shananns father will never ever be the same I guarantee it.  I have never seen such raw emotion, such raw pain and I’ve been doing trials for a long, long time.  Fuckfaces family is in tatters and even they don’t believe him.  Their friends are wrecks.  The carnage in the wake of this is almost incomprehensible.

There is a rumor the tart is shopping around a book which I encourage you to NEVER EVER BUY BECAUSE IT IS BLOOD MONEY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COME OUT IN THE WASH ANYWAY.  Don’t support this woman.

Chris thought originally he’d report them missing, wait the allotted amount of time, have them declared dead and collect the insurance.  Unfortunately his story was really stupid and it unraveled very quickly, hence plan B.  blame the wife.  A wife who was completely devoted to her family and her husband who she by all accounts genuinely loved.

The wheels of justice grind slowly my children so we probably have at least a year and and maybe more.  we are going to have to find something else to amuse ourselves with so pick a trial and I will write about it.  Give me something good.  Something with some bite, something we can all get into.

That is it for tonight

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