Time To Get Over The 800 Lb Gorilla in the Room.

October 19, 2019

Second circle of Hell – Rockford

Hello my lovelies.  It is I your wayward Queen, dog lactation consultant, pretend judge, pretty good fake lawyer, horse whisperer and over all pissed off human being.

Firstly, I owe you all an apology.  You see, I got stars in my eyes when I saw the passion and commitment of the person called Juan Martinez.  The way he objected made my heart beat faster, the way he walked all over his witnesses gave me cold sweats and because of that I did not follow my very own first rule of writing.  I did not vet Juan Martinez and for that I am truly sorry.  Turns out Juan is just another asshole who cannot keep his dick in his pants and not the god like creature we made him out to be.

Having said that, there are other guilty parties in this shit show that is the stabby arias trial and they are getting it today too.  I will be using the word allegedly a lot.  as in “allegedly”. Take it how you want.  I have no fucks left to give so names will be being used and I’m calling the whole shit show out on the carpet and I’m rubbing someone’s nose in it.

Juan has fallen far and hard and I hope he landed in a steaming pile of shit when he did so.  He has been bumped down from lead prosecutor on death penalty cases to auto theft so there is that.  Try walking around the office with that hanging over your head.  He will finish out any trials he has going on right now (not including stabby) and then he gets to find lost cars.  This is “allegedly” to give him time to concentrate on his upcoming disciplinary shit.

Now there is prosecutorial misconduct and then there is PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT.  We are dealing with both so I will do the small ones first.  And when I say small all I mean by that is they probably won’t get him disbarred.  Juan has had a minimum of seven complaints that I can find in a four year period.  That ladies and gents is a ridiculous amount.  He has “allegedly” made very inappropriate sexual comments in the office to a couple of different women who of course filed complaints. He was so blatant that women would hide in the bathroom just to get away from him.   Bill Montgomery which is a name I think is going to come up a lot keeps trying to sweep all of Juans small indiscretions swept under a very large rug.  He is also under investigation now.  ABC15 says Juan’s track record of sexually harassing women goes back decades.  In 2016 it was recommended that good old pigdog Martinez be placed on a years probation for his blatant misconduct but that was halted in it’s tracks when Juan requested and was granted a disciplinary hearing on the spot and misconduct was dismissed.

Now to the PROSECTORIAL MISCONDUCT

Don Juan started an “Alleged” affair with Jen Wood who at one point was part of a very successful blogging duo who covered trials.  I cannot for the life of me remember the other girls name although I want to say Sherry so I’m going with that until someone corrects me.  Now I owe Sherry a huge apology because I flat out called her a liar when she told the world Jen was having an affair with Juan.  I did not want to believe it so I did not. Now Jen “allegedly” thought this was some crazy in love bullshit between them but all Juan was doing was figuratively and literally using the girl for information.  This was not some splendor in the grass bullshit it was Juan using Jen to get info on a juror who was voting against the death penalty.  He wanted dirt on said juror to get them removed from the case.  There were two more jurors he wanted dirt on but I am still working on what exactly happened there so I will update you tomorrow.

To say I am sick and saddened by this turn of events would be an understatement.

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 


I’m Bored. Give Me Something To Write About.

October 16, 2019

Your Queen demands you find me something worth writing about.


Wow. Juan is in some serious trouble

October 14, 2019

 

Juan Martinez’s disciplinary hearing has been postponed from August 27th for 30 to 60 days after a judge dismissed some of the ethics charges against him late last Friday afternoon. Famous for his role prosecuting high-profile murder cases, including the Jodi Arias case, Martinez was supposed to begin a disciplinary hearing over a slew of alleged ethics violations.  Apparently Juan had a habit of sexually harassing office staff but his lawyer argued that ethics rules do not regulate how one conducts oneself in the office.  So those charges are out. What this means is that the reprehensible things he did in the office are a non starter.  These things included — including telling an intern he “wanted to climb her like a statute” and sexually harassing female coworkers so relentlessly they hid in bathrooms to get away from him — will no longer be something those women will speak of  about before the disciplinary judge. But allegations that Martinez shared confidential information about a juror, struck up a sexual relationship with a blogger writing about the Arias case then lied about it to investigators, and sexually harassed a court reporter will still be heard at the hearing

O’Neil is expected to hold a status conference on Tuesday to figure out how the case will proceed, Channel 12 News reports. If the judge determines Martinez has committed the alleged ethics violations, he could be sanctioned or disbarred.

And we now know how Jen Wood had the inside on the case, she was fucking the guy. The court reporter who said Martinez told her he wanted to see what was inside her skirt is still expected to ready to testify, as is Jen Wood, the blogger Martinez is accused of having an affair with and leaking information to.  Shame on you Jen.  You turned on your friend, you ruined a relationship and what did it get ya?

Martinez has been the subject of at least seven bar complaints in the past four years. This past March, the State Bar of Arizona filed a misconduct complaint against Martinez alleging that he had committed seriously unethical behavior during the Arias trial and inside the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office. This disciplinary hearing stems from that complaint.

According to the complaint, Martinez began a sexual relationship with a blogger who was writing about the Arias case, then used her to dig up information on a juror who was preventing Arias from receiving the death penalty. Martinez wanted to find “information that might disqualify her from continuing the deliberation.” Once he figured out who the holdout juror was, he allegedly tried to get her dismissed from the case so he could get Arias sentenced to death, but failed.

Martinez is also accused of striking up a relationship with a juror who was dismissed from the case and using her to get a “read” on how two other jurors may be leaning in the case. When questioned about his actions at a deposition, Martinez lied, the bar complaint states.

In April, four lawmakers and 18 local, state, and national organizations signed on to a letter sent to Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery demanding he resign for the way he has handled Martinez’s repeated misconduct. ABC15 has since reported that Martinez’s history of sexually harassing female coworkers goes back decades.

Martinez’s personnel file contains a reprimand from a supervisor in the early 1990s. The supervisor wrote: “It has come to my attention that there was an incident in February, where you made inappropriate sexual remarks toward a female attorney in this office. … It is now time that this behavior ceases, once and for all.”

In 2016, the Attorney Discipline Probable Cause Committee recommended that Martinez be placed on one year’s probation for his unethical behavior. But Martinez asked for a disciplinary hearing, in which deliberations reportedly lasted all of one minute before the charges were dismissed.

Excerpts from newstime phoenix

RBMD and really disappointed mean dog peacing the fuck out.

 


Juan, ya done fucked up

October 13, 2019

the bowels of hell

Hello my lovelies.  T’is I Queen of all I survey.  So stabby might be getting a new trial and that is mostly down to prosecutorial misconduct. Sorry Juan I love you, truly but ya done fucked up.  You let the Rockstar status go to your head and where did it get you?  Stolen vehicle division.  Now that is a time out if I ever heard one.  Lead prosecutor to stolen car division.  Dude you must be seriously questioning your life choices right about now.  And women.  Leave married me alone, you know if you are throwing pussy at them they are going to take it.  I can think of one person in particular who should have thought of that since she is part of the prosecutorial misconduct.

Lets all hope the spawn of satans appeal is denied.  I hate that she has hope.  I can taste it I hate it so bad

 

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Okay, you all pick. Old trial, or something new that I either have not heard about or am not concerned with and I will write the shit out of it. But I want to know what you want.

July 22, 2019

I only ask that we don’t do kid killers.  Someone that happened to kill a kid while killing someone else is fine just not child murderers.  I can’t dig any humor out of that no matter how hard I try and I have tried.


Robert Oakly Marshall…fuck I just can’t with that name thinks he is more intelligent than the Louisiana police.

July 20, 2019

So everybody figured out right quick that the driver doesn’t get smacked with a tire iron and the wife gets shot. Twice.  Unless of course it was on purpose.  So the police started doing what police do and sooner rather than later they discovered about a hundred billion phone calls to a hardware store in Louisiana.  Maybe he was going fishing lets give him the benefit of the doubt for now.  Oddly enough that just happens to be where good ole Ferlin spent an awful lot of time.  There were another hundred million phone calls to felize of slut fame.  He wuved her.  He couldn’t live without her.  Even Ferlin who had absolutely decided he could milk this cow for a long time but he wasn’t killing that angelic woman.  Why not divorce her asked Ferlin.  Robert explained his dire financial problems and told him about the millions in insurance money he carried on his wife.  Selling tool he said.  Well Ferlin continued to milk the cow but word got back to someone that took umbrage with the fact that hitmen of Louisiana local 197 was not being represented so he told Ferlin he was taking over.  Ferlin was in a pickle.  He absolutely did not want Maria to die, he said even just from a picture he could tell she was a wonderful person, but money had been paid and the contract was due.  Enter ricky dunlap.  Ricky checked out the turnoff that Rob was supposed to take and approved the site and the plan was put into action. She got dead, Rob got Robbed of his 12000 which paid the contract in full Ferlin got PTSD.

Rob broke the news to his sons like he was ordering a burger with extra ketchup.  And of course his boys believed the story for a while.  Even after they found out about felize.  Hell they were to busy dealing with burying their mother and all the vultures that descend wanting clothes and knickknacks and whatever else they could escape with.  The second robbery.  Maria had nice things and the community wanted those things and Robby and Chris spent most of their time at the wake yelling at people to put stuff back.  Uncle Sal was there doing his best to help the boys.  Tessie MacBride had showed up and appeared to not be leaving.  She said she was staying to help with the boys, she was a family friend (and I use the term loosely).  She hated Sal and did everything in her considerable power to keep the boys away from him.

That is when the police started to show up pretty much everywhere.  Jobs, homes, stripmalls, you name it they showed up and they had warrants for everybody.

 

Tomorrow follow the lady there she is

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Blind Faith Alt Title Robert was a stupid fuck who liked to use the phone a lot

July 19, 2019

once upon a time in the land of all debauchery there lived a fellow by the name of Robert Oakley Marshall.  The Oakley should have given it away on the douche meter but alas it did not.   He had a stunning wife named Maria and three sons who’s names I am not going hunting for because it isn’t really important…okay maybe it is hang on.  Christopher, Robert and john.  Happy now?  Anyway Marshall was a marmy swarmy insurance salesman who preached like desmond tutu about the importance of family and spending time together and all that other family related stuff.  A lot of said stuff happened at the Marshall residence.

Maria was in tears when he threw her a surprise anniversary party, actually she started to sob and had to excuse herself.  Now Maria was not simply so moved that her feelings got the best of her, she was sobbing because she knew her preachy, family first husband was having an affair with the town bicycle.  She and Robs friend and a few other people had planned to confront him about it to try and get him to see the error of his ways.  Thing about dogs is they generally don’t suddenly turn into cats.  The intervention was set for two days after the anniversary party.

The next night Robert decided he wanted to go to Atlantic city to go gambling.  Again not weird unless you took into account their dire financial position.  On the outside everything was fine.  On the inside they were totally fucked.  Now there are things like bankruptcy court but then the whole town would know.  What would they say at the county club.  In Atlantic City Robert raven into someone named Ferland Laroux who he supposedly owed money to.  800 to be exact.  Now word had got out down at he bayou that Ferland was not being an honorary crook and was just going to keep bleeding poor old Rob dry without ever doing anything about Robs problem.  That problem being said wife who he was trying to have murdered.  So someone that Ferland knew took over the job.

Rob and Maria left the casino and as luck would have it just as a rest stop was coming up Rob said his tire felt funny.  This was the ruse.  So Maria took one to the head with a bullet and Rob got bonked over the head with a tire iron.  My goodness poor Rob.  He went home after the police (who did not believe a single thing out of his lying mouth) cut him loose and he went home and called his son at university to tell him his mother was dead.  The other two children were already aware.

In the morning a friend of Rob and Maria dropped by and Rob just could not contain his secret love any longer.  His friend said he already knew because dun  dun dun dun Maria told him and she’d also hired a private investigator and that is when things got very very interesting.

 

I’ll finish tomorrow my back is bothering me

RBMD peacing the fuck out


MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT STARTS IN SEPTEMBER (subject to change)

January 22, 2019

My loyal and long suffering subjects.  Finally my pleas to the universe have been answered and we have a tentative trial date for Crazy Assed Crazy Robert Durst.  It was supposed to be june but they filed for and got a three month extension.

While we wait, I will be supplying you with whatever pre-trial crap that I can find.  There  is a lot, but most of it is bullshit and I have a feeling there is going to be more bullshit once the trial starts and so I have to vet everything before I post it since I’m not Fox News.

So YAY we have at least one trial and if I get super lucky we get two if we get the bag of nuts that kept their kids chained up in their rooms.  There has been a lot of movement on that one lately too so we may get a twofer.  Woohoo for us.

I’m going to bed now.  Pig farming is hard and I’m tired

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Chris Piece of Shit Watts Is Going To Have a Trial

August 25, 2018

4th Circle of Hell currently making my way to the 5th Circle

Hello my lovelies.  It is me, pretend Judge, totally awesome fake lawyer (let’s be honest I am a better lawyer than most people that have passed the bar), dog lactation consultant, horse whisperer, author of the big book of words and as always Queen of all I Survey.

I come to you today to tell you that your queen has been very busy working on this whole family murdering bastard thing.  The entire day actually.  I have called in a few favors and the consensus  is that Chris Watts is going to trial.  He is going to argue diminished capacity (huge shock I know) but barring a last minute plea deal to spare that poor father who I will be very surprised if he does not take his own life, Chris is going to get what is coming to him.  Unfortunately it won’t be the electric chair with a metal suppository shoved up his ass.

Chris fuck face was having an affair as I am sure you are all aware by now.  He was also a complete control freak, so much so that he ordered his wife who had Lupus for Christ’s sake to have another baby.  She was understandably frightened, but as so many abused women do, she agreed.  A baby that will never be born.  Sadly, there are no laws on the books for babies that are not viable outside the mothers womb so he gets a freebee on that one.

I don’t know how many of you watched his press conference where he had the unmitigated gaul to tell the world that his family was everything to him and that the house was so empty without them and he just wanted them back safe.  Well, at least the part about the house being empty was true at least until his tart came over.

I have nothing but rage against this woman who was well aware he was married and chose to have a relationship with him anyway.  for all we know she is the one who set this all in motion with the “if you don’t leave your wife I won’t fuck you anymore.”  Oh I do hate me some home wreckers.  I hope she has an STI and I hope he gets it and I hope it’s the flesh eating variety.

So many ruined lives and so many lives no more.  Shananns father will never ever be the same I guarantee it.  I have never seen such raw emotion, such raw pain and I’ve been doing trials for a long, long time.  Fuckfaces family is in tatters and even they don’t believe him.  Their friends are wrecks.  The carnage in the wake of this is almost incomprehensible.

There is a rumor the tart is shopping around a book which I encourage you to NEVER EVER BUY BECAUSE IT IS BLOOD MONEY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COME OUT IN THE WASH ANYWAY.  Don’t support this woman.

Chris thought originally he’d report them missing, wait the allotted amount of time, have them declared dead and collect the insurance.  Unfortunately his story was really stupid and it unraveled very quickly, hence plan B.  blame the wife.  A wife who was completely devoted to her family and her husband who she by all accounts genuinely loved.

The wheels of justice grind slowly my children so we probably have at least a year and and maybe more.  we are going to have to find something else to amuse ourselves with so pick a trial and I will write about it.  Give me something good.  Something with some bite, something we can all get into.

That is it for tonight

really Big Mean Dog Peacing the Fuck out


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