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The Philip Chism Trial Day Whatever: The Oh My God He Moved His Head Edition

December 2, 2015

Sorry, it took me a long time to shake all the sand out of my etch a sketch.

Anyway, This is day 6 of the Chism Trial. Welcome.  Truthfully I’ve had more fun watching fucking paint dry and Jism’s “if I just stare straight ahead they will all think I’m  nuts” routine is wearing very thin on my already very thinned out patience. (more on that maybe later)

So, Video tech guy is still on the stand under cross examination and we got to hear about every single second of video in the school.  AGAIN.  Even video tech guy is like haven’t I already answered this infinity times.  She did get him to say that originally they thought more than one person was involved, but ABSOFUCKINLUTELY A JUDGE was all over that like flies on shit.  He instructed the jury that they could only consider that at the time that that was the police theory so basically he said it means dick.

We now have Kevin Hebert on the stand. He is 18 and was homeschooled but participated in sports at the high school.  He now lives in New York doing some kind of mission work. He also belonged to a youth group. He met Jizzy in August of 2013.  Jism was new to Danvers, had just moved from Tennessee where he liked to light cats on fire.

Bunch of youth group stuff blah blah blah.  Philip attended a men’s bible studies with the most boring 18 year old on the planet. Philip attended irregularly.

Saw Philip the afternoon of the murder, his clothing seemed normal, had a completely normal non-crazy conversation about youth group and Jism said he could go because he didn’t have much homework.

To the absolute shock of no one anywhere, the defense chose not to cross examine this witness.

Next up in the batter’s box Andrew Giaquitia aged 31. Systems analyst from Hewlett Packard.  Wife worked with Colleen.  Wife got a phone call and after phone call he and his wife went to the school to look for Colleen.  Her car was there but she was no where.  He helped searched the perimeter of the building and then around the wood line.  We are  going over again where her purse was found between the now two most famous rocks in Danvers.  After that they walked into the woods further and Todd (another searcher) had found white gloves with blood on them.  No questions on cross.  I swear I am waiting for if the glove don’t fit you must acquit moment.

Lida Parsons is next up.  She works for A and P theatres.  Hours are 10:30am till 11 at night and I have no more idea why any of this matters than you do.  Just the messenger.

Ok, I now know way more than I ever needed to know about how theatre ticket takers work, how theatres work, how easy it is to go to whatever movie you want and that movie theatres suddenly have some of the sickest video surveillance on the planet.  I wonder why?

We have more video. Oh goody. Anyway Jizzy is definitely at the theatre and is in shorts, a blue hoody, black socks which is just wrong and is toting a red backpack. Now he is walking through the lobby, now he is buying a ticket, now he is going to the men’s room which is making me pray there are either a shit ton of people or nobody in there. Now he’s coming out.  He bought a ticket for Gravity using Colleens credit card.  No questions from the defense.  For brevities sake I will just tell if there are questions from the defense.

Brian Peck is up and he works for BJ’s wholesale club. The BJ club is located at 6 Hutchinson Drive in Danvers if anyone is interested.  The BJ’s with respect to the mall is a pretty short distance away.  The BJ club is setback from the main street.  OMG I’m dyyyyying, you have to have a membership or there is a 15 percent surcharge.  I swear to god I am not making this up it’s exactly what he said. Prosecution wants to know if you are greeted by anyone when you enter BJ’s. And because there is a blog god yes there is.  AND THERE IS VIDEO.  Seriously black socks with trainers having white on them should be illegal.  Apparently Jism also has a shoplifting habit. And likes sharp things. And is a psychopath.  Just sayin’.

Ms Scott was called. Could not hear the first name, sorry.   CSU. Visible reddish brown stains were noticed on Jism’s left palm and were tested for blood. Spoiler alert, it was blood. Screening test for blood is sensitive. Occult blood is blood that cannot be seen with the naked eye but can be brought out with phenolphthalein.  Blood swabs were sent in separate containers to the DNA lab.  She collected a black shirt, black shorts, and black socks.  Fucking kid changes his clothes more than Kourtney Kardashian.

Blood was then tested for the presence of human blood and it was positive for human blood or ferrets.  Seriously, the blood markers are fairly similar. The things you learn.

Next she tested the clothing and there was a fuckton of blood on his black shirt, looks like more preplanning to me, hard to see blood on black once it dries.  Another spoiler alert, it was human, or ferret blood.

Poor Colleen is having her underwear shown to the courtroom again.  I’m glad she was at least wearing pretty underwear.  So once again human blood, and tested for semen but tested negative.  She took two small cuttings to check for sperm cells but did not find any.  Cut the crotch out and sent it to DNA.

Boxcutter is now being shown.  It was screened for the presence of blood and then whether or not it was human blood.  It was.  Box cutter is seven inches long and has a one inch blade.

The Branch in the woods tested positive for human blood which was positive and that is all I intend to say about that.

All the swabs in the bathroom tested positive for human blood and so was the blood drop on the toilet paper.

The sick fuck’s jeans that were found in the bushes are now being shown.  They are stiff with blood, but the blood pattern is bugging me, a lot.  Most of the blood on everything is on the back.  Back of the sweatshirt, blood on the pants.  Mostly on the back.

This could go on for 9 pages.  Everything that they tested had blood on it.

The rape kit was received from the medical examiner.  It contained vaginal swabs, rectal swabs, perianal swabs, vaginal and head hair combing, fingernail scrapings.  the vaginal swabs contained two sperm cells.  There was blood present on all the rape kit swabs. They found vegetative debris and soil on the head and pubic hair combings. Uh oh.  There was no name on the kit.  There was a number though.  OMG they are going to cross examine her. Seriously everybody, defense dude who’s name I cannot even recall is like watching somebody who isn’t aware they died a couple of days ago cross examine.  There is however a problem and good on him for catching it.  There was an error in the original report and CSU chick had to go and fix it later.  And here it comes, I’ve been waiting.  The fingernail scrapings.  Want to know why? I bet you do.  Because I am 99% positive she was dead before he raped her, as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure she never even knew what hit her, he snuck up behind her, cut her throat from behind and she was dead in under a minute. He is pounding that they did not test the finger nail scrapings.  This is seriously the most fucked up crime scene unit I have ever heard of, ever!

I think somebody go find out the blood volume of ferrets and ferret availability in Danvers, because it would not surprise me if the defense decided that their insane little snowflake had a ferret murder party in the bathroom.

That is it for day six, thank you baby  Jesus.

7, 8 and 9 are being done tonight in one huge blog.

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 1. I Have Questions

November 16, 2015

Hope this works,  I’m using a borrowed computer that I am pretty sure the ten commandments were drafted on.

Today’s video is brought to you by our own Canadian Sociopath Jian Ghomeshi, on trial at a courthouse near you for sexual assault, choking for compliance. Ghomeshi was the lead singer of Moxi Fruvous, a band nobody has heard of, but maybe me and a couple of other people.

So, day one of the Jism Trial.  It was what you would expect of day of a murder trial.  Opening statements, a couple of officers and evidence.  It is the evidence I am mostly going to concentrate on but we will talk a little about Jism first.  I have some serious concerns, valid serious concerns.

Jism’s lawyer has brought forth a motion (we are on day one and there are like 9 motions pending) that his client is a twitch and cannot possibly be expected to sit through a whole day of trial.  Poor muffin.  Judge granted it and expressed twice today that he wants the record to be pristine (that translates to “I know the little fuck is guilty and I don’t want any appealable errors.”  I fucking love this judge.  So instead of migraines we get a twitch.  YAY!! It is going to be half days for the foreseeable future.  Don’t expect the circus that was it which I will no longer name because this judge does not play that.

First officer up to bat did more good for the defense than the prosecution in my opinion.  Officer Hulby(sic) I originally heard officer cubby and about peed myself, but I knew it was way to good to be true.

According to officer stupid, the items found on poor muffin was the decedents wallet were a box cutter with his name on one side and don’t cut your arm off on the other (maybe he assumed whoever wrote that meant cut something off of someone else) was hidden in the middle. A scuba diving knife that looked to me to be a co2 cartridge knife although I am not positive, but pretty sure.  They are meant for sharks.  Why?  Glad you asked.  It’s because they explode.  Like not the whole knife but the co2 releases an explosive charge which definitely harshes the mellow of any shark trying to eat you.  I can’t imagine it’s very good to stick into a person either.  Also found were a set of keys that officer stupid did not notice the blood on  until he was in the courtroom at which point I banged my head several times off of the ancient keyboard of Icarus or whatever this thing is and we also discovered that this trial is being sponsored by Dr. Foot  foot powder since the camera man zoomed in on the label twice.  Wonder how much he got paid?  Also 2 Wendy’s receipts, a movie receipt with colleens name on it and a pair of teal blue panties that thank god the prosecutor said are in roughly the same shape except for the small snippets the crime lab took.

Gotta tell you, I am NOT having a lot of faith that the CSU can even type blood right at this moment, never mind anything else.  I will explain why in just a bit.

Anyway Jizzy gave a statement that is not admissible except somehow portions of it are (I fucking love this judge, did I mention that?)

The defense asked officer stupid about Jism’s demeanor and officer stupid who I am pretty safe in saying does not have a psychiatric degree hidden somewhere said he seemed out of it, like he wasn’t really there (paraphrasing) and he was excused with no rebuttal questions.

This is the part where I interject that I have a very bad feeling about this trial already.

Next up to bat was officer DeBernardo which sent me back to the Bernardo murders just for a moment and I had to reconcile the fact that I was going to have to type DeBernardo at least a couple of times.  I’m calling him DB.  He has been in law enforcement in some form or another for most of his life.  When the “survival gear” that jizzy was calling it was inventoried DB discovered blood on the box cutter.  He asked who’s blood and Jism said the girls.  Juvenile Miranda was immediately read. DB asked where the girl was and was answered  buried in the woods.  DB asked if they could get to her to help her and Jism said nope.  He asked for his shoes, something to eat and something to drink.  DB was instructed to halt any questioning and await transfer to another station.

This is the part where you need to pay attention.  DB was shown a bunch of the collected evidence as were we all.  First up was a lightweight sweatshirt with a hood.  There were blood stains only on the cuffs of the sweatshirt.  That was very obviously blood transfer not the sweatshirt that was worn during any kind of knife attack. A balaclava was brought out that had very obviously not been seen by CSU because there were not holes in it to check possible blood spots.

The shoes were brought out and here is where I start to have some serious questions.  There was a gravitational drop on one of the shoes and a streak that looked like he’d tried to wipe it away.  There was also blood embedded in the tread of the shoes so he obviously walked through the blood, but they were either not the shoes he was wearing when he killed her or he took his shoes off before he attacked her. that theory holds not much water because traction is a thing.  There was no blood on his socks so the shoes were dry when he put the socks on and there was no blood on his undershirt or the shorts he was wearing.  Why was he wearing shorts in 40 degree weather?  There were no other clothes in his backpack.  What did he have on at school that day?

So here is what I am guessing happened.  Jism went to school intent on killing a teacher, his mother thought it was the Spanish teacher (motion to exclude that interview has been filed, I believe it was number 5) He took a second set of cloths with him albeit not well thought out because he forgot to check the weather.  He took off his shoes and socks before he attacked her.  Once she was dead he cleaned up in the bathroom because he would have been fairly bloody and changed his clothes.  I think the missing clothes have probably been incinerated.  He then realized he had to move the body and that is where the  blood transfer and gravitational drops come into play.  He tipped the recycling bin on its end and mostly rolled her into it with his feet.  He tucked her into it with his hands and that is where the transfer occurred on the sweatshirt. The gravitational drop on his shoe was not very large, I would say less than 12 inches from where it dropped to where it landed.  He most likely got the big swab of blood when he was burying her and realizing it he tried to wipe it off creating a blood arc on his shoe.  Stabbings are messy, like really fucking messy.  Hit the wrong thing and you have mount St. Helens going off in your face.  Why I have questions is that nobody has seemed to notice gravitational vs blood spatter which that definitely was not.  Praying really hard CSU is better than I think right at this moment.

Now, lets talk about our nipped in the bud psychopath.  He is putting on a hell of a show.  That fucker never moved a muscle during the whole morning.  He acted exactly like I expected actually.  Stared straight ahead, blinked rapidly, never looked at his lawyer, never looked around.  He is going to ride the I don’t know what is going on horse into the ground.

Other pending motions-the defense objects to the medical examiner testifying, the defense objects to Colleens mother testifying to humanize the victim, the defense objects (still, some more) to the states expert witness.  The Defense pretty much objects to anything that is going to put our poor little muffin away before he kills someone else.

That is it for tonight.  See you tomorrow.

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Philip Chism Is Found Sane To The Shock Of Nobody Anywhere

November 4, 2015

Way to rack up those billable hours legal aid!

Hai everyone.  It is me, your Dean of Fuckery/Law Professor/Doctor of Doctoring/honorary DVM/resident sarcasm expert/researcher extraordinaire and Queen of all I survey.

Today in totally not news budding psychopath Philip Jism was found sane and able to stand trial.  Jury selection resumes and we should hopefully have opening statements between the 15 and 20th of this month.

In yet another shot at racking up some more coin the legal aid team brought a couple of motions.  First was for totally a Judge to reverse his decision not to change venue because it was the anniversary time of Colleen’s death.  Second they had a bitch fest about trial start date because their expert may not be available. (as a side note, why does every single defense team in the history of ever try this one?)  Oh yeah, billable hours. Third, Nurmi’s lost twin sister has objected several times now ( like 5 by my count) to the states expert witness, so I cannot wait to see this expert witness.

Since I was waiting for someone with a functioning frontal lobe to say to themselves “Hmmm, he took a box cutter, gloves, a change of clothes, slashed her to death, washed up, changed clothes, stole her credit card, dragged her to where he tossed her like garbage in a recycling bin, and raped her with a tree branch.  Seems to me the boy put more than a little for thought into this.”  And then  stamp a big red SANE stamp across his file I decided to do a little more research into our latest special little snowflake.

Turns out the Jizz isn’t just some garden variety killer. Philip could be is a psychopath. Now, I know we can’t classify him as one till after he turns 18 because the psychiatric community frowns on that; so let me tell you about young Jizm. Turns out that they had only been in the community a few months because they had to move. They marriage was not the hippy peace and love thing that Mom of stabby I mean Jism, sorry got confused for a second, is peddling to the news. They were violent, he says she was, she says he was the cops say they both were. That however is not why they moved. They moved because young Jism as it turns out liked to light cats on fire, or beat them to death with rocks. Apparently once enough cats had gone missing someone caught him and they were basically run out of town.

Have you all heard of the dark net? I don’t suggest you ever go there without a barf bucket and your psychiatrist on speed dial, but you can find out all manner of things there. Juvenile records, old psych reports, and assorted things that I won’t get into. Anyway, turns out Jizzy was also a bed wetter until he was almost 10. He was basically unsupervised, watched a shit ton of online porn and was by all accounts a loner. Probably because most people don’t enjoy the hobby of burning cats. Put that all together and you got yourself one psychopath on the rise and my guess is, that is EXACTLY what the prosecution expert is going to say.

Legal Aid is no doubt doing the happy sad mad dance right now. Happy because payday, mad because they didn’t get their way, sad because they know they are going to lose. Meh, sucks to be them.

That’s it for tonight
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The Really Big Mean Dog School Of Law: Terms You Will Need To Know

October 26, 2015

Good evening class.  Please settle in and take your seats as there are several terms we need to cover this session.  They WILL be on the exam.

We will start off with an easy one.

Kidnapping.  Now, when most of you think of kidnapping I am sure LIam Neesom and his particular set of skills pops into your head.  Kidnapping from a law perspective can be said grabbing and removing someone to another place right down to holding someone in a room that they do not wish to be in.  In Canada we call that forcible confinement but hey whatever, kidnapping sounds way cooler.

Charged:  Police, if they feel they have enough evidence will charge you with an offense.  This is not the end of the line.

Indicted:  Once you are charged, a grand jury is convened where the facts of the charges are put forth.  From the grand Jury you are either no billed which means you get to go back to killing cats in your backyard, or yes billed in which case you just became every so much more fucked than you were before you were indicted. Indictments include all the horrors of whatever crimes one has been indicted for.

Not Guilty Plea:  You feel like you might be able to convince a jury that you didn’t do it.

Guilty Plea  You know exactly how fucked you are and are hoping for leniency in return for not having a trial.

Aggravated Rape  An aggravated rape is an offense of rape that is committed under circumstances which render the offense more heinous. The severity of the crime may be increased because of factors such as age of the victim, blood relationship between the accused and the victim, the victim is aged, the offender is armed with a weapon,  The exact definition of the term varies from state to state and from nation to nation. An aggravated rape is different from a forcible rape. Rape which occurs during commission of specified crimes, such as assault and battery by means of dangerous weapon, constitutes aggravated rape, punishment will be harsher.

Insanity Defense: A defense asserted by an accused in a criminal prosecution to avoid liability for the commission of a crime because, at the time of the crime, the person did not appreciate the nature or quality or wrongfulness of the acts. Cuz totally preplanning the whole fucking thing totally shows that.  Just sayin’

Being Tried As An Adult: Since the early 1990s many states have adopted a “get tough” approach to juvenile justice as a response to the increasingly violent crimes committed by children. As of 2003 most states had adopted legislation that permits children as young as 14 to be tried as adults under circumstances of rape, torture, murder (oh look, Jism hit the trifecta). In some states, such as Indiana, South Dakota, and Vermont, children as young as 10 can be tried as adults.

Coercion:  What you start screaming the second you realize that all those cop shows that said you have the right to remain silent might have been saying it for a reason and giving a recorded and videotaped admission may have been a really bad idea.

Parental Unit  The one in the corner wringing their hands  and trying to explain that their precious little snowflakes loves soccer and soccer players don’t hurt people.  When that fails to garner attention they will often start yelling coercion.

There you have it class.  Please commit these to memory we will need them for the upcoming trial.

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