The Philip Chism Trial Day Whatever: The Oh My God He Moved His Head Edition

December 2, 2015

Sorry, it took me a long time to shake all the sand out of my etch a sketch.

Anyway, This is day 6 of the Chism Trial. Welcome.  Truthfully I’ve had more fun watching fucking paint dry and Jism’s “if I just stare straight ahead they will all think I’m  nuts” routine is wearing very thin on my already very thinned out patience. (more on that maybe later)

So, Video tech guy is still on the stand under cross examination and we got to hear about every single second of video in the school.  AGAIN.  Even video tech guy is like haven’t I already answered this infinity times.  She did get him to say that originally they thought more than one person was involved, but ABSOFUCKINLUTELY A JUDGE was all over that like flies on shit.  He instructed the jury that they could only consider that at the time that that was the police theory so basically he said it means dick.

We now have Kevin Hebert on the stand. He is 18 and was homeschooled but participated in sports at the high school.  He now lives in New York doing some kind of mission work. He also belonged to a youth group. He met Jizzy in August of 2013.  Jism was new to Danvers, had just moved from Tennessee where he liked to light cats on fire.

Bunch of youth group stuff blah blah blah.  Philip attended a men’s bible studies with the most boring 18 year old on the planet. Philip attended irregularly.

Saw Philip the afternoon of the murder, his clothing seemed normal, had a completely normal non-crazy conversation about youth group and Jism said he could go because he didn’t have much homework.

To the absolute shock of no one anywhere, the defense chose not to cross examine this witness.

Next up in the batter’s box Andrew Giaquitia aged 31. Systems analyst from Hewlett Packard.  Wife worked with Colleen.  Wife got a phone call and after phone call he and his wife went to the school to look for Colleen.  Her car was there but she was no where.  He helped searched the perimeter of the building and then around the wood line.  We are  going over again where her purse was found between the now two most famous rocks in Danvers.  After that they walked into the woods further and Todd (another searcher) had found white gloves with blood on them.  No questions on cross.  I swear I am waiting for if the glove don’t fit you must acquit moment.

Lida Parsons is next up.  She works for A and P theatres.  Hours are 10:30am till 11 at night and I have no more idea why any of this matters than you do.  Just the messenger.

Ok, I now know way more than I ever needed to know about how theatre ticket takers work, how theatres work, how easy it is to go to whatever movie you want and that movie theatres suddenly have some of the sickest video surveillance on the planet.  I wonder why?

We have more video. Oh goody. Anyway Jizzy is definitely at the theatre and is in shorts, a blue hoody, black socks which is just wrong and is toting a red backpack. Now he is walking through the lobby, now he is buying a ticket, now he is going to the men’s room which is making me pray there are either a shit ton of people or nobody in there. Now he’s coming out.  He bought a ticket for Gravity using Colleens credit card.  No questions from the defense.  For brevities sake I will just tell if there are questions from the defense.

Brian Peck is up and he works for BJ’s wholesale club. The BJ club is located at 6 Hutchinson Drive in Danvers if anyone is interested.  The BJ’s with respect to the mall is a pretty short distance away.  The BJ club is setback from the main street.  OMG I’m dyyyyying, you have to have a membership or there is a 15 percent surcharge.  I swear to god I am not making this up it’s exactly what he said. Prosecution wants to know if you are greeted by anyone when you enter BJ’s. And because there is a blog god yes there is.  AND THERE IS VIDEO.  Seriously black socks with trainers having white on them should be illegal.  Apparently Jism also has a shoplifting habit. And likes sharp things. And is a psychopath.  Just sayin’.

Ms Scott was called. Could not hear the first name, sorry.   CSU. Visible reddish brown stains were noticed on Jism’s left palm and were tested for blood. Spoiler alert, it was blood. Screening test for blood is sensitive. Occult blood is blood that cannot be seen with the naked eye but can be brought out with phenolphthalein.  Blood swabs were sent in separate containers to the DNA lab.  She collected a black shirt, black shorts, and black socks.  Fucking kid changes his clothes more than Kourtney Kardashian.

Blood was then tested for the presence of human blood and it was positive for human blood or ferrets.  Seriously, the blood markers are fairly similar. The things you learn.

Next she tested the clothing and there was a fuckton of blood on his black shirt, looks like more preplanning to me, hard to see blood on black once it dries.  Another spoiler alert, it was human, or ferret blood.

Poor Colleen is having her underwear shown to the courtroom again.  I’m glad she was at least wearing pretty underwear.  So once again human blood, and tested for semen but tested negative.  She took two small cuttings to check for sperm cells but did not find any.  Cut the crotch out and sent it to DNA.

Boxcutter is now being shown.  It was screened for the presence of blood and then whether or not it was human blood.  It was.  Box cutter is seven inches long and has a one inch blade.

The Branch in the woods tested positive for human blood which was positive and that is all I intend to say about that.

All the swabs in the bathroom tested positive for human blood and so was the blood drop on the toilet paper.

The sick fuck’s jeans that were found in the bushes are now being shown.  They are stiff with blood, but the blood pattern is bugging me, a lot.  Most of the blood on everything is on the back.  Back of the sweatshirt, blood on the pants.  Mostly on the back.

This could go on for 9 pages.  Everything that they tested had blood on it.

The rape kit was received from the medical examiner.  It contained vaginal swabs, rectal swabs, perianal swabs, vaginal and head hair combing, fingernail scrapings.  the vaginal swabs contained two sperm cells.  There was blood present on all the rape kit swabs. They found vegetative debris and soil on the head and pubic hair combings. Uh oh.  There was no name on the kit.  There was a number though.  OMG they are going to cross examine her. Seriously everybody, defense dude who’s name I cannot even recall is like watching somebody who isn’t aware they died a couple of days ago cross examine.  There is however a problem and good on him for catching it.  There was an error in the original report and CSU chick had to go and fix it later.  And here it comes, I’ve been waiting.  The fingernail scrapings.  Want to know why? I bet you do.  Because I am 99% positive she was dead before he raped her, as a matter of fact I’m pretty sure she never even knew what hit her, he snuck up behind her, cut her throat from behind and she was dead in under a minute. He is pounding that they did not test the finger nail scrapings.  This is seriously the most fucked up crime scene unit I have ever heard of, ever!

I think somebody go find out the blood volume of ferrets and ferret availability in Danvers, because it would not surprise me if the defense decided that their insane little snowflake had a ferret murder party in the bathroom.

That is it for day six, thank you baby  Jesus.

7, 8 and 9 are being done tonight in one huge blog.

Really Big Mean Dog peacing the fuck out!!

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 4: The Judge Got Mad Edition

November 22, 2015

Still on the borrowed computer that is older than dirt.

So, as I feared and predicted, the Judge was not amused in the slightest with the shenanigans of the pool cameraman. I do not know what exactly this particular idiot was thinking, but he fucked us for a live feed for the foreseeable future. I fucking hate this bullshit of let’s see how far across the line we can get. He didn’t just cross it, he pole vaulted across that fucker. Showing jurors faces, zooming in on the prosecutors notes, etc. Judge Lowy has  always been a huge proponent of cameras in the courtroom, he gives leeway if it is accidental, but this was so blatant that he pretty much lost his shit.  He did not say the cameras were banned for the remainder of the trial, but cameras are likely banned for the duration of the trial.  Maybe he will allow a different operator or something.

Mr. Pimentel, the Spanish speaking gentleman was back on the stand today.  His English is quite poor, but for the life of me I cannot understand how his supervisor Danny could possible confuse blue and blood, no matter how thick the accent. They just do not sound anything alike, in English or Spanish.  Danny apparently just gave him a hose and a key to turn the tap on.

Pimentel, doing his job, hosed down the floor and walls, then got a floor cleaning machine and then for good measure he used a mop and bucket.  Everything had cleaning solution in it so bye bye DNA.  In total the bathroom took about 45 minutes to clean and Pimental said that since his boss was not concerned, neither was he.  Let that sink in.  45 minutes to clean up all the blood in the girls bathroom at a high school.  A room roughly the size of my laundry room.  That my friends is a lot of blood.

Defense was up for cross examination and still asking some of the most mundane questions I have ever heard in a court room, which makes me wonder exactly what kind of fuckery they have up their slimy little sleeves.  First question was “have you ever seen so much blood there before?”  Think about that question for a moment. Is the defense trying to infer that blood in the bathroom in large quantities is a fairly regular occurrence?  Does he mean as opposed to say someone who has their period and decided to just let her rip on the floor? Is he just an idiot?  You decide. Pimental answered that nope, nuh uh, he had never seen that much blood in the bathroom before. The next question was “did you tell the prosecutor it looked like a slaughterhouse?” That was answered in the affirmative and just like that Pimental’s cross examination was over.

Former custodian Dan Marshall was next up on the prosecutors list of basically useless witnesses.  Just as an aside, if I ever get murdered in Mass.  Someone please move my body to an adjacent state.  Thanks.

Dan Marshall testified that he thought that Pimental was saying blue not blood and he thought a bunch of cleaner had been spilled. So instead of going to look for himself he just handed over a hose and a key and probably went back to watching internet porn or whatever had him so busy he couldn’t go see if maybe Pimental even needed a respirator or something with a bunch of industrial cleaner spilled all over the place. Once again the defense had no questions and Danny was excused.  Not for being a complete idiot, just from the stand.

Kelly King a forensic scientist with the state crime lab was then called by the prosecution. (I’m sorry, I’m in shock that they have a crime lab. Please give me a moment.)

Apparently, King was on site and as they were walking back a trainee noticed a toe with nail polish sticking out of the leaves.  King went back with a paramedic and uncovered the rest of Colleen.  The paramedic checked and said that she was deceased.  She was naked from the waist down and had been heavily beaten and raped.

King went to the bathroom and despite the cleaners best efforts to totally eradicate all the evidence, she found several blood stains on a wall and in the stall.

The prosecution has brought out round six hundred of the exhibits. First is a blood caked white glove, and then the other. Next was the note found saying I hate you all.  Then a sock and a yellow backpack with Jism’s identification on top of it. The backpack itself was stained with blood.  The rest of the parade of recovered clothing is brought out, both Jism’s and Colleen’s pants and underwear again. Jism’s blood stained jeans had the jury’s rapt attention.

Defense is now up. Let us see what asinine questions they ask this witness.  First question Osler asked was about the wounds.  They were very deep cuts was the reply. Jizzy perked up considerably once they started talking about his handy work.  He listened intently with a hint of a leer on his face.  Osler wants to know why there was such a small amount of blood found with the body.  That would be because she bled out in the bathroom and all over Jism you stupid, stupid person.  King didn’t say it, but you know she was thinking it.   There was a sidebar and when it was over there were a couple of questions about the tree branch that was used to violate Colleen some more and the defense released the witness.

Next on the stand was the paramedic who pronounced her pretty fucking dead.  No questions from the defense and he was done.

Now the prosecution started calling students. The first one up was the one I was waiting for; Emily.  Emily was one of the people that saw fuckwad rolling the recycle bin.  She was not supposed to be there, she was supposed to be at track practice but she had shin splints and instead she was seated at a picnic table doing homework when the murdering fuck wheeled on by.  Big man who likes to kill tiny little teachers was having a difficult time of it.  She watched him wrestle with the bin for about five minutes.  No questions from the defense because what the fuck could they possibly say with that print powder covered bin sitting prominently in the courtroom.

Last witness of the day was another student who was in Colleens class with Jackoff, I mean Jism that day. She stayed after school to get some help but ended up just drawing on the chalk board and talking with Colleen.  She wasn’t really listening to what they were talking about but said Jism seemed angry when Colleen left the room. She said before she left she told Ms. Ritzer what a great teacher she was and that seemed to piss the psychopath off.  She was the last person besides the fuckwad to see Colleen alive.

There was a sidebar and court was called for the day.

So, here are some things to ponder since lots of people are asking.  Jism definitely got blood on him, but I think he slit her throat from behind which is why his dominant hand was completely soaked in blood compared to the rest of him.  Once most of the arterial spray had subsided he spun her and did what he did and that is how the blood got on the shirts and pants.  The first pair of shoes was covered likely from a heavy rain of gravitational blood.  The second pair if you remember had only a couple of gravitational drops likely from when he was moving her.  I am also fairly certain this is not the first time the psycho has killed something or someone using a blade.  He was waaaaaay too prepared.  Scarily prepared. Like Ted Bundy prepared.

So, there you have it, Day 4, sorry for the delay.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out.

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 3-The No I Don’t, Yes I Do Edition

November 19, 2015

Absolutely loving the computer that likely witnessed the asteroid hit that killed the dinosaurs.

Welcome to day 3 of the you are so fucked it defies all attempts at quantification trial of Philip Chism.

Well, we may be screwed for anymore live feed since one of the camera persons showed two of the jurors faces.

DJ Jazzy Jizzy has once again, some more, still been declared competent and spent a half hour wasting the Judges time while he explained that he had the right to not be present as his defense leach had told the Judge was his wish. Instead of just saying he changed his mind he let the Judge waste a bunch of time and oxygen before he asked if he wished to waive his right to be in the courtroom, to which he casually answered “no, he did not wish to waive his right to be in the courtroom.”

The Jury was brought in and they were polled as to whether they had followed the admonition. I’ve often wondered what juror would say nope, went home and googled the fuck out of this piece of shit.

Super sleuth detective dog officer Falco’s coffee fetcher was back on the stand. More exhibits were brought out. Some really bloody grey sneakers (the ones we get to see him originally wearing in the video later) Falco also found soccer cleats and a pair of ladies black flats, a pair of blood soaked jeans. Exhibit number I have no fucking idea was the pair of ladies black flats that will also be seen in a video in about 10 minutes. Detective Falco’s flunky decided to sideline him because he was apparently tired, not to tired to protest being tied to a tree, but tired. All by himself leash holder Eddington found a pair of ladies pants. A cadaver dog was called in but for whatever reason was not used.

Defense was up. It was all the same question for every exhibit. So for brevities sake, was there any blood found around any of the items. This is quite possibly the dumbest question I have ever heard about this particular kind of evidence. Everyone already is well aware she was killed in the bathroom. She was dead in there long enough to do his first change of clothes, she had bled out, so why would there be blood all over the place at the secondary crime scene. Stupid question meant to confuse the jury, nothing more. they also asked if the leash holder returned to the scene in the daylight and was the recycle bin still there. He had no idea if it was or not.

the judge is not publishing the blood evidence to the gallery, but from everything I have heard conceded by the police so far, they may be the most inept police department in the history of ever. Find evidence, pick it up and carry it around and then get told to put it back as close to where it was found as you can remember so it can be photographed. Blood soaked things turned out to have blood streaks, or blood transfer, not so much blood soaked. There was no pool of blood at the bottom of the recycle bin and there should not have been. Colleen bled out in the bathroom.

An officer named Baldison was on site and spent four days trying to fix the video which he eventually did. 140 motion sensor bubble cameras which every student is aware of.

While he was doing that and once the secondary scene was completely compromised one of the keystone cops decided it might be a good idea to cordon off the area and wait for daylight and CSU.

Baldison was called for an update and was able to give some good news, he had fixed some of the video and you could see Colleen being followed into the woman’s bathroom. If anyone had any doubt about the stalky little psychopaths intentions, he puts on a pair of latex gloves just before he follows her into the bathroom. He was in there for 11 minutes. ELEVEN.

Next up was Carolyn Quigly who was there to pick up her kid after school. She happened to be parked in a place where she could see Jizzy changing his clothing and leaving a bundle of what we all assume was bloody clothing in a corner behind some bushes.
No Questions from the defense. What could they possibly say.

Next up was the witness I was waiting for because it proved my theory about what happened to the blood. Benicio Pameto who was a cleaner at Danvers high school. He doesn’t really speak English, but he discovered the bathroom which was a bloodbath and I believe him. He saw bloody footprints coming out of the door and when he opened the door what he described was high velocity spatter against the wall, 2 separate blood pools and blood in most of the stalls. My guess is she was trying to get away.

He went to inform his supervisor but he really doesn’t speak English and he was apparently misunderstood. When he said blood boss heard blue and thought he or someone had spilled a bunch of cleaner so he was told to clean it up which he dutifully did.

I do not ever want to get murdered in Mass if this is the way things are done. Destroyed crime scenes, cops trampling all over possible evidence, cameras that need four days to recover all the video they contain. Fuck me sideways, it is like something out of a really bad cop comedy.

Part 4 will be late tonight or early tomorrow.

Oh, for anyone interested, Jared Fogel  actually tried the twinkie defense but with subway sandwiches and he got 15 years.

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 2. Poor Muffin Had A Meltdown Edition

November 17, 2015

Still typing on the computer that Caligula used to name his horse Consul .

Hai everybody. Your Law Professor\doctor of doctoring\honorary dvm\Queen of everything and Dean of Fuckery is back with day two of what could potentially be the never ending Chism Trial.

Before we get started, I’d just like to say that I know there are a ton of trials going on right now and normally I would attempt to touch on them, but until Renae’s situation is resolved I am using all my resources for this trial and Renae. If anyone here is following other trials and you could do a recap that I could post it would be appreciated. I would also like to give Constance a HUGE thank you for all the research she has done for me. There are a couple of things I would have totally missed if she had not caught them.

Today started with Colleen’s mother on the stand. For whatever reason the first half hour was not streamed, my best guess being that she did not want to be seen or heard on the television.

Because our young psychopath  has pled not guilty by reason of insanity, he is sort of obligated to act insane. I am starting to see many parallels between young Jism and it which I will not name. Jizzy is putting on quite the show, I will give him that. I have no doubt he is taking from his Legal Aid bag of douche Ms. Regan.

Stephanie Wennerberg was up on the stand. she has 2.5 years on the force but only 2months at time of murder. She was on the 5pm to 1am shift.  She was dispatched to Danvers \High School on a missing person report.  She took part in a  search at Danvers high school. Searched with several people. found nothing of note at that time. Colleen’s classroom was checked as part of the search. Bathrooms were searched at a later time. First search of academic wing bathrooms yielded nothing. At some point additional information was received and then the perimeter was searched as well as the field to the left of the academic wing.    The woods are adjacent to  the academic wing. During the perimeter search she  found two blue and white underarmour gloves and a black purse wedged between two boulders at the head of the Rail Trail. It was Colleen Ritzer’s bag. Officer Wannabe maintained custody of bag and then began searching to the right of the boulders further into the woods. It  was dark but she had a flashlight. She noticed several discarded items on the ground. A folded piece of paper, a white glove and a torn piece of fabric. All had blood on them. Other teachers were helping her search at that point.  She radio’d in and was instructed by the K9 officer to get everyone away from the potential crime scene which she did.  Other Danvers officers arrived presently.

K9 officer arrived on scene and took control of the scene.  Officer Wannabe being the newest addition to the force got dumpster duty while more senior officers took over the crime scene. After dumpsters, Wannabe was directed to check the second floor bathroom.

The lighting in most of the school is motion activated, so she could not see until the lights activated. She very adamantly stated that it was clear that it had very recently been cleaned and smelled of disinfectant.  The trash was emptied and the toilet seats were up. As she was leaving she noticed a smear that looked sort of like a hand print in blood with streaks running down the doorframe. Captain Ambrose (sic) was informed that something had been found. All personnel began to be careful of what they were saying over the radio’s because why not. This PD reminds  me of Paul Blart Mall Cop and all of his cousins. But not in a good way.

The defense was up and had obviously come to the same conclusion I have. The smudge (handprint) was found right near the door handle which is not even close to waist high as officer Wannabe had stated.  There was also what the defense called blood spatter found near the bottom of a dividing wall, but it looks like cast off to me.  Defense is pounding that this is all the blood that was found in the bathroom. She already said the bathroom had been cleaned, but not by whom? If Jizm did it, it is further proof that he had all his faculties about him, and if the cleaning staff did it, they immediately need to be fired because they did a really shitty cleaning job. Oh and they didn’t report the several pints of blood that would have been all over the place. Next we got to see more evidentiary pictures. Items found by Wannabe, who stated that they were covered in blood. She was asked twice by the defense if she touched anything and she said no.  Well, the white glove was definitely NOT covered in blood on the side you could see in the picture.  The paper definitely had blood on it, but again not covered in blood.  The piece of cloth that was found, now that was fairly blood soaked.   Thank all the powers that be that officer I have no idea what I’m saying didn’t find the body.

Justin Ellenton was the  k9 officer who responded to the scene. He has been K9 for 8 yrs. Falco was the officer dog partnered with Justin.  Falco was always with him because he was his partner. Falco has mad skills.  He is trained to track human sent, find evidence, bodies, drugs, protection work ie apprehension or intervention. He will only bite on specific commands. Falco had been used earlier that night looking for missing student Philip chism. It took about 3 minutes to get to the scene where they met with Wannerberg. She was instructed to bring the found bag to Falco. Falco was shown the bag and put in the down position, commanded to track and he began to search. We are up to exhibit 40 already and it is only an hour and a half into day two. There was a gully and then woods. Thorns, pricker bushes, grade was flat and then inclined.  Falco led them to the middle of the slope and up into the opening of what is known as the orchards. Falco, the only cop on site apparently, took Ellenton to the two boulders.  Officer Falco pulled to the left and alerted that he had found something. The new lead detective had found a purple bag in plain sight and there were leaves over the rest of the items. No items were touched or moved. k9 locates only. Detective Falco was removed and told to get back to work.  Falco pulled the guy holding the leash into the woods and to the left. He pulled strongly to the top of a rise. The guy with the leash  had a flashlight with him but only uses it when necessary. Detective Falco found a grey sneaker which had a lot of blood on it his handler noted.    Next Falco pulled towards rocks on the Rail trail and pulled the guy with the leash strongly to the fence and started working fence line. Falco was acting almost frantic, mostly because he realized at that moment he was working with the keystone cops.  Falco needed to be on the other side of the fence but nobody spoke his language apparently.  The guy with the leash spoke a little dog and he eventually got it. Falco dove down into the ditch on the other side of the fence and found how the body had been transported.  There was a large green recycle bin which Falco pawed at in aggravation. Detective Falco was more than a little angry when he was removed from the case, and to add insult to injury tied to a tree so that Ellenton could take all the credit.  AGAIN. Ellenton investigated the recycle bin. The  brush was too thick to take bin any further so it was dumped there. Ellenton and two other human officers who were on the scene checked out the recycle bin.  Inspecting it with a flashlight they discovered that the inside was pretty much covered in blood. There were also some books in it that were soaked in blood. At least until the defense proves that it wasn’t soaked in blood which should be tomorrow.

The Judgiest Judge that ever lived called morning recess and that is when jizzy brought the fuckery.  He was shaking, said he felt like he was going to explode  and he couldn’t take it anymore. He told the bailiff he didn’t want to come out because he didn’t want to hurt the bailiff or anybody else. Best Judge ever noted for the record that it is not that he doesn’t understand or that he can’t he simply refuses to.

The state noted the timing was very convenient seeing as how the recycling barrel was about to be brought in. They also noted for the record that the defense picks and chooses what it likes from the competency report. It needs to be made clear that he is not in charge of these proceedings since he seems to think he is. The Judge acknowledges that he is stressed, as is every defendant in the history of ever but that is not about competency it is about refusal.  Totally a judge is onto Jism. There will be a truncated 15A to check his competency again and  the judge called a recess so he could observe the defendant for himself.

Jism decided to lay on the floor and mumble to himself instead of answer any questions the Judge posed. The Judge is determined that there be no appealable errors so he called the shrink familiar with the case to look at him before they continue.  Court was called for the day and Jurors were instructed to be there for 10:15 am tomorrow.

This thing is pure psychopath and I could give a fuck how old he is.  God help where ever he ends up if he gets off. He will definitely kill again.

That is it for tonight kids.

RBMD peacing the fuck out!

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 1. I Have Questions

November 16, 2015

Hope this works,  I’m using a borrowed computer that I am pretty sure the ten commandments were drafted on.

Today’s video is brought to you by our own Canadian Sociopath Jian Ghomeshi, on trial at a courthouse near you for sexual assault, choking for compliance. Ghomeshi was the lead singer of Moxi Fruvous, a band nobody has heard of, but maybe me and a couple of other people.

So, day one of the Jism Trial.  It was what you would expect of day of a murder trial.  Opening statements, a couple of officers and evidence.  It is the evidence I am mostly going to concentrate on but we will talk a little about Jism first.  I have some serious concerns, valid serious concerns.

Jism’s lawyer has brought forth a motion (we are on day one and there are like 9 motions pending) that his client is a twitch and cannot possibly be expected to sit through a whole day of trial.  Poor muffin.  Judge granted it and expressed twice today that he wants the record to be pristine (that translates to “I know the little fuck is guilty and I don’t want any appealable errors.”  I fucking love this judge.  So instead of migraines we get a twitch.  YAY!! It is going to be half days for the foreseeable future.  Don’t expect the circus that was it which I will no longer name because this judge does not play that.

First officer up to bat did more good for the defense than the prosecution in my opinion.  Officer Hulby(sic) I originally heard officer cubby and about peed myself, but I knew it was way to good to be true.

According to officer stupid, the items found on poor muffin was the decedents wallet were a box cutter with his name on one side and don’t cut your arm off on the other (maybe he assumed whoever wrote that meant cut something off of someone else) was hidden in the middle. A scuba diving knife that looked to me to be a co2 cartridge knife although I am not positive, but pretty sure.  They are meant for sharks.  Why?  Glad you asked.  It’s because they explode.  Like not the whole knife but the co2 releases an explosive charge which definitely harshes the mellow of any shark trying to eat you.  I can’t imagine it’s very good to stick into a person either.  Also found were a set of keys that officer stupid did not notice the blood on  until he was in the courtroom at which point I banged my head several times off of the ancient keyboard of Icarus or whatever this thing is and we also discovered that this trial is being sponsored by Dr. Foot  foot powder since the camera man zoomed in on the label twice.  Wonder how much he got paid?  Also 2 Wendy’s receipts, a movie receipt with colleens name on it and a pair of teal blue panties that thank god the prosecutor said are in roughly the same shape except for the small snippets the crime lab took.

Gotta tell you, I am NOT having a lot of faith that the CSU can even type blood right at this moment, never mind anything else.  I will explain why in just a bit.

Anyway Jizzy gave a statement that is not admissible except somehow portions of it are (I fucking love this judge, did I mention that?)

The defense asked officer stupid about Jism’s demeanor and officer stupid who I am pretty safe in saying does not have a psychiatric degree hidden somewhere said he seemed out of it, like he wasn’t really there (paraphrasing) and he was excused with no rebuttal questions.

This is the part where I interject that I have a very bad feeling about this trial already.

Next up to bat was officer DeBernardo which sent me back to the Bernardo murders just for a moment and I had to reconcile the fact that I was going to have to type DeBernardo at least a couple of times.  I’m calling him DB.  He has been in law enforcement in some form or another for most of his life.  When the “survival gear” that jizzy was calling it was inventoried DB discovered blood on the box cutter.  He asked who’s blood and Jism said the girls.  Juvenile Miranda was immediately read. DB asked where the girl was and was answered  buried in the woods.  DB asked if they could get to her to help her and Jism said nope.  He asked for his shoes, something to eat and something to drink.  DB was instructed to halt any questioning and await transfer to another station.

This is the part where you need to pay attention.  DB was shown a bunch of the collected evidence as were we all.  First up was a lightweight sweatshirt with a hood.  There were blood stains only on the cuffs of the sweatshirt.  That was very obviously blood transfer not the sweatshirt that was worn during any kind of knife attack. A balaclava was brought out that had very obviously not been seen by CSU because there were not holes in it to check possible blood spots.

The shoes were brought out and here is where I start to have some serious questions.  There was a gravitational drop on one of the shoes and a streak that looked like he’d tried to wipe it away.  There was also blood embedded in the tread of the shoes so he obviously walked through the blood, but they were either not the shoes he was wearing when he killed her or he took his shoes off before he attacked her. that theory holds not much water because traction is a thing.  There was no blood on his socks so the shoes were dry when he put the socks on and there was no blood on his undershirt or the shorts he was wearing.  Why was he wearing shorts in 40 degree weather?  There were no other clothes in his backpack.  What did he have on at school that day?

So here is what I am guessing happened.  Jism went to school intent on killing a teacher, his mother thought it was the Spanish teacher (motion to exclude that interview has been filed, I believe it was number 5) He took a second set of cloths with him albeit not well thought out because he forgot to check the weather.  He took off his shoes and socks before he attacked her.  Once she was dead he cleaned up in the bathroom because he would have been fairly bloody and changed his clothes.  I think the missing clothes have probably been incinerated.  He then realized he had to move the body and that is where the  blood transfer and gravitational drops come into play.  He tipped the recycling bin on its end and mostly rolled her into it with his feet.  He tucked her into it with his hands and that is where the transfer occurred on the sweatshirt. The gravitational drop on his shoe was not very large, I would say less than 12 inches from where it dropped to where it landed.  He most likely got the big swab of blood when he was burying her and realizing it he tried to wipe it off creating a blood arc on his shoe.  Stabbings are messy, like really fucking messy.  Hit the wrong thing and you have mount St. Helens going off in your face.  Why I have questions is that nobody has seemed to notice gravitational vs blood spatter which that definitely was not.  Praying really hard CSU is better than I think right at this moment.

Now, lets talk about our nipped in the bud psychopath.  He is putting on a hell of a show.  That fucker never moved a muscle during the whole morning.  He acted exactly like I expected actually.  Stared straight ahead, blinked rapidly, never looked at his lawyer, never looked around.  He is going to ride the I don’t know what is going on horse into the ground.

Other pending motions-the defense objects to the medical examiner testifying, the defense objects to Colleens mother testifying to humanize the victim, the defense objects (still, some more) to the states expert witness.  The Defense pretty much objects to anything that is going to put our poor little muffin away before he kills someone else.

That is it for tonight.  See you tomorrow.

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Philip Chism Is Found Sane To The Shock Of Nobody Anywhere

November 4, 2015

Way to rack up those billable hours legal aid!

Hai everyone.  It is me, your Dean of Fuckery/Law Professor/Doctor of Doctoring/honorary DVM/resident sarcasm expert/researcher extraordinaire and Queen of all I survey.

Today in totally not news budding psychopath Philip Jism was found sane and able to stand trial.  Jury selection resumes and we should hopefully have opening statements between the 15 and 20th of this month.

In yet another shot at racking up some more coin the legal aid team brought a couple of motions.  First was for totally a Judge to reverse his decision not to change venue because it was the anniversary time of Colleen’s death.  Second they had a bitch fest about trial start date because their expert may not be available. (as a side note, why does every single defense team in the history of ever try this one?)  Oh yeah, billable hours. Third, Nurmi’s lost twin sister has objected several times now ( like 5 by my count) to the states expert witness, so I cannot wait to see this expert witness.

Since I was waiting for someone with a functioning frontal lobe to say to themselves “Hmmm, he took a box cutter, gloves, a change of clothes, slashed her to death, washed up, changed clothes, stole her credit card, dragged her to where he tossed her like garbage in a recycling bin, and raped her with a tree branch.  Seems to me the boy put more than a little for thought into this.”  And then  stamp a big red SANE stamp across his file I decided to do a little more research into our latest special little snowflake.

Turns out the Jizz isn’t just some garden variety killer. Philip could be is a psychopath. Now, I know we can’t classify him as one till after he turns 18 because the psychiatric community frowns on that; so let me tell you about young Jizm. Turns out that they had only been in the community a few months because they had to move. They marriage was not the hippy peace and love thing that Mom of stabby I mean Jism, sorry got confused for a second, is peddling to the news. They were violent, he says she was, she says he was the cops say they both were. That however is not why they moved. They moved because young Jism as it turns out liked to light cats on fire, or beat them to death with rocks. Apparently once enough cats had gone missing someone caught him and they were basically run out of town.

Have you all heard of the dark net? I don’t suggest you ever go there without a barf bucket and your psychiatrist on speed dial, but you can find out all manner of things there. Juvenile records, old psych reports, and assorted things that I won’t get into. Anyway, turns out Jizzy was also a bed wetter until he was almost 10. He was basically unsupervised, watched a shit ton of online porn and was by all accounts a loner. Probably because most people don’t enjoy the hobby of burning cats. Put that all together and you got yourself one psychopath on the rise and my guess is, that is EXACTLY what the prosecution expert is going to say.

Legal Aid is no doubt doing the happy sad mad dance right now. Happy because payday, mad because they didn’t get their way, sad because they know they are going to lose. Meh, sucks to be them.

That’s it for tonight
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I Decided To Go Spelunking And See What I Could Find.

October 25, 2015

Good day everyone.  Your Law Professor/Dean of Fuckery/Doctor of Doctoring/Honorary DVM and Queen of all I survey has been doing a little bit of background on our precious little snowflake Philip Jism.  I had to look under a lot of rocks and at a lot of nasty bugs but I did find a veritable cornucopia of EWWWWWW.

Let us start where all good psychopaths start, at home.  Diana Jism, mom of Beelzebub was asked down to the station in hopes she might know where Colleen Ritzers body was.  She asked if she would require a lawyer and then went on to chat about how much Satan loves soccer and how he had only been in trouble one time in the two whole months he had been at Danvers High School.  At this point she was unaware that he was at the station.  Once she found that out the  first words out of her mouth were “did he hurt somebody?”  She thought it was the Spanish teacher.  Not another student but the Spanish teacher.  She admitted having no idea what her kid was doing between the end of school and when soccer practice started.  The next words out of her mouth and the ones that burn my ass like I ate a jar of hot sauce for dinner were “I do know he is capable of snapping, my son could have snapped, he is capable of that.” 

So, mom of Jism knew she had a rabid dog on her hands, failed to get any kind of intervention for said rabid dog like councelling  or a psychiatrist and sent him off to school every day.  She should need a fucking lawyer.

Moving on to the next rock lets bring out the legal aid attorneys.  I know we talked about who they are but now lets take a look at what they have done so far.   Firstly, I’d like to add the caveat the everyone has a job to do.  ditch diggers dig ditches, garbage men pick up garbage and legal aid attorneys do their best to get their slimball bastard clients off.   You know how in class there is always the top of the class and then that guy that barely makes it through?  Welcome to legal aid.  Thus far they have had his confession tossed as being coerced, they have pleaded Jism not guilty and have tried but failed to have him tried as a juvenile and to have the venue moved.  This is the job they get very  little money to do.  Now, since they are aware they are pretty much screwed they have decided on an insanity defense.  Just to waste some more time.  And money.  Billable hours add up you know.

Rock number 3 brings us to Philip Jism and it was a particularly icky one.  Covered in slime and crawling with bugs.

Jism has been a busy little Psychopath.  Not only did he rape, kill and desecrate the body of Colleen Ritzer, the sweet gentle little snowflake also made time to assault a staff member at the department of youth services in June.  He “allegedly” tried to strangle the woman at the Metro Youth Facility.  He followed her into a bathroom, and assaulted her until co-workers heard her scream and rushed in to help.  Charges are attempted murder by strangulation, assault with intent to murder, kidnapping and two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.  My goodness, if I didn’t know any better I’d say our budding your psychopath has a modus operandi.

The insanity defense I am pretty sure came from Jism, the lawyers are just going with it.  All of a sudden, Jism is hearing voices, banging his head off of things and asking officers to shoot him.  I wonder if that would count as assisted suicide and we could just be done with this.

This brings us to now. Jury selection has been halted while we play out this little charade of insanity.  Totally a Judge David Lowy ordered an evaluation which could take up to 20 days. He is being evaluated at the Worcester Recovery Center and Hospital where he is being held in an adult locked unit and has no access to any unsecured areas.

Lead prosecutor Kate MacDougal while rolling her eyes so hard they almost bounced across the room said she expects the exam will find Jism completely competent.  He has a long and storied history of manipulation to get what he wants.

I turned over a lot of rocks.  You’re welcome

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