A Correlative Study Between Jim Jones and Donald Trump. No, I’m Not Kidding.

October 13, 2017

Hello my lovelies.  Your very wayward Queen is back since I actually have something to say.  My in house psychic locked me in the tower of London and tried to make an escape.  She is being dealt with accordingly.  Not like Henry the VIII accordingly, but accordingly.

So lets get to it shall we.  Raise your hands if you remember Jim Jones, the Jonestown Massacre, The Guyana Tragedy, or the peoples temple.  I’m betting cuz I’m a betting kind of Queen that most of you raised your hands.  This was waaaaay back in the day, but it isn’t something easily forgotten.

As a quick refresher, Jim Jones was a shyster/preacher/prophet with a huge god complex.  He actually probably started out with good intentions although who the fuck knows since he was a complete sociopath by the time it was all over but just for brevities sake let’s go with that.

He was originally ordained as a Disciples of Christ pastor and believed that communism was the social order most in tune with gods law.   Jones pretended to sympathize with the African American population in America even though his father and grandfather were both very high up in the KKK and indoctrinated Jones to its teachings from the time he could begin to comprehend.  He stumbled upon faith healing at a seventh day Baptist Church and discovered the amount of money that faith healing could bring in.  It was at that point that Mr. Jones suddenly was gifted with the power of healing the afflicted.

In the early 70’s Jones rejected the bible and denouncing a sky god that in his words was no god at all.  Jones also began preaching that he was the reincarnation of Gandhi,Jesus, Buddha and Vladimir Lennon  . Former Temple member Hue Fortson, Jr. quoted Jones as saying, “What you need to believe in is what you can see … If you see me as your friend, I’ll be your friend. As you see me as your father, I’ll be your father, for those of you that don’t have a father … If you see me as your savior, I’ll be your savior. If you see me as your God, I’ll be your God. (Wikipedia)

He said there was no heaven and if they wanted one they would have to make it down here.  He teeter tottered between Agnostic and Atheist depending on his mood during different interviews.  He didn’t believe in god any more than I believe in unicorns.   That didn’t stop him however from fleecing his congregation out of most of all their life’s savings, not that it would matter the way things played out.

It was fear of the IRS and Government intervention that drove Jones to Guyana to start his peoples Temple.  Forced labor, substandard food,  gun wielding guards to make sure nobody tried to leave in he middle of the night.  One person stating that if the guards didn’t get you the snakes would.  Physical, emotional and sexual abuse was rampant as reported in an expose which is the main reason that Jones abruptly booked it for Guyana.

Jones declared that since he was the supreme being he had decided that all marriages were now null and void being based on lust and he would find mates more suitable for people.  In reality Jones was grabbing everybody by the pussy and simply didn’t want to get called out on it.  The non compliant ones were fed drugs to make them more amenable to the status quo.   Jimmy’s door swung both ways although he told all that would listed that acts of homosexuality disgusted him and he only did it to connect the male members of the congregation with him spiritually.  Since most of the men likely screamed things like OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP I suppose it worked.

Jones was also a huuuuuuge drug addict and insane, although his insanity became completely off the hook fucking nuts right close to the end.

In November of 1978 Congressman Leo Ryan led a fact finding mission regarding the myriad of complaints he had received regarding human rights violations.   Since Jim Jones had always been known for  a really good show, at first glance the congressman honestly thought most of the allegations were unfounded.  Two days later however a man  by the name of Don Sly for reasons of his own attacked the congressman with a knife.  At this point the congressman decided to peace the fuck out and invited anybody that wanted out to get on the bus.  Well, tractor wagon.  There were 15 temple members that decided to take that opportunity to get out of crazy land and went along.

One of the people who said they wanted to go home was a plant who was totally not named Steve Bannon or anything drew a weapon and opened fire on the people boarding the plane.  The personal Jones body guards had already opened fire on the congressman and his people.  Congressman Ryan, three reporters and one of the temple defectors were killed on the airfield.  People who survived the initial attack were future Congresswoman Jackie Spiere, then a staff member for Ryan; Richard Dwyer, the from the U.S. Embassy at Georgetown; Bob Flick, a producer for NBC; Steve Sung, an NBC sound engineer; Tim Reiterman, a San Francisco Examiner reporter; Ron Javers, a San Francisco Chronicle reporter; Charles Krause, a reporter for the Washington Post; and several defecting Temple members( *Wikipedia)

Right after that, 909 people drank the Kool-Aid 304 of those children who didn’t have a choice as to whether or not they wanted to die.  Anybody that said “I think I’d like to nope the fuck out of this really stupid idea” was summarily shot.  Jones himself had someone shoot him because he didn’t have the balls to do it himself and his hands were too small to hold the cup of Kool-Aid.

So, let us recap.  Jim Jones was a really big fish in a really small pond when he started his ministry in the States.  His delusions of grandeur led him to believe that he could create a society where he was basically god and could do whatever he wanted to anybody at any time without fear of repercussion.  He lied to his followers about what he was doing with their money, what he was doing with their spouses, what he was running away from, what they were getting themselves into, and how much he know about running his utopian society.   His followers were basically mindless sheep that thought whatever he said had to be true and when it turned out it wasn’t he blamed it on outside forces like the news, or bad hombres, or non believers,  or when his faith healing failed he blamed the person for losing their faith and thus sealing their own fate.  He decided that he could do whatever he wanted to whoever he wanted because he was such hotshot that not only did they like it, they invited it.  Once his house of cards began to crumble, instead of admitting defeat or that he may have been wrong he simply got his sheep to kill themselves so that nobody would ever know that all the shit he had shovelled had been nothing but that.  A big stinking pile of shit.   If he was orange (he wasn’t, at least not in any pictures I can find) I’d call him Donald.  God knows he’s gotten enough people to drink the Kool-Aid.

Please discuss.  Also note that information I gathered that I was not aware of has been cited because that is what you are supposed to do.  Cite your sources.  It’s kind of a thing you should do.

That’s it for tonight.  RBMD peacing the fuck out.



The “Bitch Rolled Double Sixes” Blog Is Being Worked On.

April 13, 2017

Hello my lovelies.  We will dispense with the normal formalities because I am tits deep in my utterly SCATHING blog about the cunt that murdered Caylee Anthony and got away with it because the  Alligator shit that has leached into the ground water obviously causes some form of weird correct verdict Alzheimer’s.  Yeah I said it. I said the C word.  Deal with it.

I have dvr’d the series and am currently going over and over them in minute detail to see where the fuck it all went wrong.

This will be a collaborative effort between myself, the in-house psychic if I can get her to stop vomiting long enough from reading the bitch, and hopefully our one and only mama cuz she lives in the fucked up verdict state formerly known as Florida.

If anyone has anything they want to contribute to this blog or if you have questions that the in-house psychic or myself or mama can answer please forward them so that we can get this party started.

I am hoping to have the thing up by like Monday because nothing says Jesus has risen like a blog about a murdering bitch that got away with killing a small child.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

RBMD peacing the fuck out

Welcome To The United STATE Of New Korea. Supreme Leader Trump Edition.

January 23, 2017

Hai my lovelies.  Tis me, your intrepid Dean of Fuckery, Law Professor, Doctor of Doctoring, honorary Judge, Puppy resuscitation expert, Dog Lactation consultant, Horse Whisperer, Owner of the In House Psychic, Alternative news (see real news) supporter, Big Fan of Human Rights and the US constitution, and Queen of all I survey.

The video of the day is brought to you with Russian subtitles so you can get used to Cyrillic writing and shit.

I am so excited for New Korea.  Your supreme leader just declared the day of his inauguration 1/20/2017 “National Day of Patriotic Devotion” (seriously). cancelled everyone’s healthcare, killed the TPP, decided that starting a war with the indigenous native population over a pipeline is a really good idea,  lied about the turnout for his dictatorshiptorial debut, started a war with the media, decided the secretary of education doesn’t actually require one, gave big businesses  huge, or should I say YUUUUGE tax breaks and drained the swamp of whatever was in it and filled it back up with Nile crocodiles with necrotizing fasciitis shooting lasers on their heads. Welcome to 1817 everybody.  YAY!!

Someone tell me again how a government led by a guy that has gone bankrupt 11 times and filled with billionaire members is a good idea?

So here is my theory on what is next on the Trump agenda.  Deciding that allowing peons to call the white house to complain or ask questions should no longer be allowed because negativity and stuff…Oh,wait he did that already.  Black people will once again be required to ride at the back of the bus and they will like it dammit.   All Latino’s will be immediately deported.  DNA testing will become mandatory at birth so that the Government can make sure you are positively, completely white. Indigenous people must immediately assimilate or be summarily shot.  All Muslims will immediately be interred in camps with really nice showers.  All women will immediately throw away their shoes and become pregnant, or if too old to become pregnant they will be offered the choice of assisted suicide because their usefulness is over.  If you are a millionaire you will get a pardon, as long as you know your place.  Spousal rape will be legalized because you can’t rape someone you are married to.  Pussy grabbing will be added as an Olympic Sport.  Homosexuals will have a chance to pray the gay away and if it doesn’t work they will be interred with the Muslims or offered assisted suicide because the only reason to be alive is to procreate and if you can’t do that you are obsolete.

Your great leader will import every Rottweiler, pitbull, mastiff, and leopard dog from the entire world to help herd the Mexican race back to Mexico.  Religion will become mandatory, but the new bible will be the art of the deal and you will worship at the alter of Trump.  Since Trump is now a god and church all of his earnings will be non-taxable.  All detractors will be arrested and put into chain gangs building that fucking wall.   All homes will become property of Trump holdings.

Scientists will be reassigned to jobs that are actually important.  If they refuse they will be offered immediate assisted suicide…with a rifle.

The phrase climate change will no longer be allowed to be uttered.  Fines will be a minimum of ten thousand dollars for each separate instance.  Differently weathered will be an acceptable alternative.

Anyone who cannot afford medical care is now allowed to be seen by a veterinarian if they can afford that.  Veterinarians are now will be allowed to perform human procedures if they want too.  If they don’t the Supreme leader suggests you hurry up and die.

Barack Hussein Obama shall be removed from all texts, literature, historical references, et al.  So let it be written, so let it be done.

Enjoy your new dictatorship kids.  Hope it was worth it.  The land of the used to be free and the home of the slaves.

RBMD shaking her fucking head and peacing the fuck out.


Well, Since It’s The End Of The World, I Thought I Should Probably Say Something.

November 9, 2016

My loyal subjects, your Dean of Fuckery, Law Professor, Dr. of Doctoring, Pretend Judge and Queen of all I survey is here in hopes that maybe we can find some comfort in each other in these tumultuous times.

I know you are afraid. I know for some of you, the shock that a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, hatemongering, sexual assaulting, wife buying, closet incest supporting walking fucking cheeto is actually your new president is great. I am not going to add to your pain by pointing out that contrary to popular opinion, Hillary Clinton has been one of the most truthful politicians that has EVER run for office. That really, really says a lot about the calibre of people you all vote for.

For those of you here that think the monster you have just unleashed is going to save the United States, I have but two questions? What fucking drugs are you taking and where the fuck can we all get some. The guy that has gone bankrupt 11 times with other peoples money, the guy that has used Chinese steel in his buildings, the guy that during a debate admitted to using undocumented workers, the guy that didn’t pay all the small businesses that outfitted his bankrupt fucking buildings is now the holder of the nuclear codes. I feel safer already.

It is going to be a very hard road for you United States. And for all of you, my State side no kill shelter mates; Courage. Have courage because we are here for you. Have courage because there are checks and balances across the globe to keep him in check. Have courage because even though the ugliness under the rocks in your yard have seen the light, we know that is not you as a people. Canada and the US are like best friends. We disagree passionately sometimes(like right now)but we go home and call each other later and say “we’re cool right?” and the answer is always and forever “dude, of course.”

I believe in democracy. Always. I don’t believe it always works. When the report card comes in and women can’t get abortions, planned parenthood is defunded, the Supreme court is stacked with rightwing nuts, and LGBT rights are torn away from them let me know what you think.

For those of you that voted for Trump, what did you say to your mother/wife/gay friend/ Muslim friend/ Latino or black friend this morning?

I am heartily saddened by the me, me, me that pervades not only your society but most societies that brought you to this. Do you really think the bajillionaire is going to do anything to fuck with his stacks? Nope, the rich will continue to be rich, the poor will continue to be poor and the middle class will probably slip a little. I am saddened by the millennials who believe that the world owes them everything.

I have nothing amusing to say today, because my heart hurts for you and I am afraid for you because I love you, Canada loves you and you are better than this.

Courage my friends. Courage and my deepest wishes that this somehow all works out.

As a Scot first, I leave you with this because it is just how I feel for you today.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out

Dalia Dippolito Hearing To Dismiss-Bitch Please

February 23, 2016

Hello my lovelies.   Tis me, your law professor/dean of fuckery/Dr. of Doctoring, resident sarcasm expert, and Queen of all I survey.

Dalia Dippolito is in the middle of a hearing to dismiss murder for hire charges.   As a quick refresher, here is the rundown on Dalia Dipshit. She was originally convicted in 2011 and sentenced to 20 years but a new trial was ordered when a judge decided that the jury pool had been tainted. So since the retrial isn’t until May the defense decided they might as well pull a Nurmi and start with the motion filing. They are asking for dismissal of charges due to police misconduct and, AND entrapment.

The love story of Dalia and Mike is beautiful. She was a hooker that was apparently really good at what she did, and Mike decided it was probably cheaper in the long run to just marry her and stop paying for call girl sex. Fiscally responsible, always good in a husband.   Dalia fell hard…for Mikes money and property. Him, apparently not so much. Mike was on probation for scamming a bunch of money and would remain that way until he paid restitution. Mike was also not the brightest bulb in the lamp and Dalia convinced him to sign over his house to her name and give her 100000 towards the restitution he owed. She said she would put in the other 91000 and once his financial obligations were taken care of she would sign the house back over. Poor dopey Mike believed her. After trying to get his probation revoked by planting drugs a couple of times and trying to poison him with anti-freeze she decided that she required a professional.  She asked one of her ex side pieces if he knew anybody and when he realized that bitch be crazy, he went to the police and told them that Mike Dippolito was going to be air-holed if somebody didn’t rein in this woman, much like you would rein in an insane horse.


The police got Mike out of the house and staged it like he had actually been killed.  And that is when Dalia put on an Oscar worthy performance of being shocked and mad with grief about her husbands sudden violent demise.

Please note how adamant she is that she would like to see her recently murdered husband. When they kept telling her no, Dipshit decided that maybe asking to get the dog would gain her entry. No dice and as you can see they hustled her ass down to the station.

Dalia was questioned and the hit-officer was brought in. She was asked if she had ever seen him before and she said nope, nuh uh. She was then informed that her hired hitman was a police officer. She started saying she didn’t do anything once she was told Mike was still alive. It was then that she was cuffed and Zombie Mike strolled on by.

She begged Mike to talk to her but he was understandably somewhat hesitant. Dipshit later had the unmitigated gall to actual call him and ask him to help her get a lawyer.

Sorry about the sound quality. My favorite part is when Mike says sign my house back over so I don’t have to go through the legal bullshit and Dalia says she isn’t signing anything.

I don’t think the motion to dismiss is going to pan out, but it is Florida so you be the judge.

She is prepared for a new trial and is now going with the Kardashian defense. It was all an act to get a reality tv show. oeahfovghreg Sorry, hit my head off of the keyboard.
That is it for tonight

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

Welcome To The Machine: The Jian Ghomeshi Trial

February 13, 2016

I have noticed a disturbing trend that seems to be a by-product of having become a global village via the internet. Gossip, innuendo, stealing of other people’s erroneous posts, and just making shit up seems to have replaced actually reporting news. Actual news. We are to blame for that. Does anyone know how to fact check anymore? Is it shoved to the side so you can get out a piece of news before the rest of the world does? Do journalistic ethics no longer exist? Now, I am a satirist, and even so I like to make sure of what I am saying before I say it. If I have made an error, I retract it as you all know from a couple of my older blogs. The news is supposed to be as devoid of personal opinion as you can make it, and represent the facts and you are supposed to go in having no opinion and let the information take you where it will. If something in the article is your opinion you state that it is only your opinion. There are of course obvious exceptions, like when the person has admitted they did it but claimed self defense when they have stabbed someone in the back, front, and across their necks, or when they are going for a not responsible plea, things of that nature. You should not pick a side based on how many clicks you are going to get, or pick fights when somebody might disagree with you. There are simply way too many people who claim to be journalists who nod their heads, smile and write about it regardless of how much truth there might be in what they are writing.

This is what brings me to the case of Jian Ghomeshi. Jian Ghomeshi was the host of a very popular program called Q. He was also in a band called Moxy Fruvous in his younger years, in my opinion a really sucky band, but they had a following in Toronto so obviously some people found them good. Jian Ghomeshi stands accused of four counts of sexual assault and one count of overcoming resistance by choking. For those of you that don’t know this is the definition of overcoming resistance (a)246. Every one who, with intent to enable or assist himself or another person to commit an indictable offence(a) attempts, by any means, to choke, suffocate or strangle another person, or by any means calculated to choke, suffocate or strangle, attempts to render another person insensible, unconscious or incapable of resistance, or(b) administers or causes to be administered to any person, or attempts to administer to any person, or causes or attempts to cause any person to take a stupefying or overpowering drug, matter or thing, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life. (source: Penal codes and penalties Canada.)

Jian has already gone through one trial, the trial of public opinion and he has been found guilty. Guilty is the gut reaction to sexual assault allegations. Unfortunately, once we got into the actual trial, it turned out things were not quite as simple as the prick is guilty.

Sexual assault is one of the most under reported crimes that exist. It is under reported due to embarrassment, because people fear having to confront their attacker, because they fear they will not be believed and because they fear they will be blamed. I agree that there needs to be some kind of reform on how sexual assault victims are treated on the witness stand and some changes have been made. The flip side of that is that the person making accusations has to be questioned sometimes hard because there is a chance that they are lying. How many people get on the stand and swear to tell the truth and don’t. I could not find stats on that. I found an article from 2011 in the McGill Law Review stating that the reason that those committing perjury are very rarely charged is because quite frankly the system would be completely overloaded. With that knowledge it comes as no surprise that both the crown and the defense work hard to get the actual truth from those on the stand as opposed to the truth that the person up there is stating.

Jian Ghomeshi is a LOT of things and most of them are not flattering. He is a misogynist, he is a narcissist, he seems to truly dislike women, he is a braggart, he flaunts his fame, and he thinks he is better than everyone else. I have a source who was in university with him and she says that he has always been this way and it was well known. He also, unfortunately for him has had his sexual preferences put out on the table for the whole world to see. It is not against the law to be into rough sex as long as your partner is like minded and in this day and age of 50 shades of grey, it isn’t even a big deal anymore.

The case should have been open and closed according to everyone who saw the charges before the case went to trial. “He is a sexual deviant who needs to be put away forever” I remember reading on twitter. As a victim of spousal rape, that was truthfully my first thought too. I’m sure it was with every single person who has ever been sexually assaulted. There is this thing however called due process of law, and Jian Ghomeshi is as entitled to it as anyone else. Unfortunately in the era of the internet, that no longer seems to be a concern.

The trial started and as soon as the defense began to cross examine the first witness I knew something was wrong. Now, from personal experience I can tell you that I remember in brilliant techni-color every single second of what happened that night. It never waivers, nothing gets added or taken away, I remember it all. It was what you could call a pivotal moment in my life. Every other victim I have talked to says the same thing. They would give anything to be able to forget any of it. So when accuser number one suddenly was wearing hair extensions and then wasn’t I began to wonder. Then there was the fact that after the alleged assault she continued to pursue him. After attending a third taping of his show she decided that going to the house of the guy that had already attacked her was a good idea. They kissed on the couch and then stood up and continued kissing and he pulled her hair again, allegedly so hard she went down to her knees and he punched her in the head hard enough to make her ears ring. She started to cry so Ghomeshi asked her to leave and called her a cab. She said she felt he threw her out like trash. Under cross by Ms. Henein many of the inconsistencies began to come out. She was also questioned about media interviews she gave prior to going to the police in which she either denied flat out or refused to comment on whether she was kissing Ghomeshi during the alleged first incident. When Henein asked the witness directly whether she had lied her cryptic answer was “that is how it is with memories, the longer you sit with a memory the clearer it becomes.” (Really? Like seriously really?) Then, despite saying she wanted no contact with Ghomeshi after the alleged incident at his house, she sent emails one of which included a bikini shot. When asked about these her best answer was they were bait to get him to talk to her about what happened at his house. This answer makes about as much sense as because briefcase taco.

Lucy Decoutere of Trailerpark Boy fame testified that when they went back to Ghomeshi’s house he slapped her without warning and choked her until she couldn’t breathe. On cross, Ghomeshi’s lawyer presented Decoutere with a six page letter that Lucy sent only days after the alleged assault. The Last line of the six page letter was “I love your hands”. Not something someone who has been choked until they couldn’t breathe would likely write. Unless of course she had consented to him doing it. She also told him she would love to fuck his brains out, sent him flowers and many other texts and emails of a flirtatious nature that spanned over a two year period. To me personally, it looks a lot like Lucy was trying to pursue a romantic relationship with Ghomeshi and got spurned.

The third witness turned out to be the biggest problem for me and likely for the crown. She told police after her assault she was sure to only see Ghomeshi in public places. (she is also in the entertainment industry)She failed to disclose to the police that she not only invited him to her house, but that she gave him a hand job while he was there. She said on the stand that she was too embarrassed to tell them.

Here is the part that gets really interesting. Witness three and Lucy are friends. These friends exchanged over 5000 messages, an average of 15 per day. Originally witness three stated that they did not talk about the upcoming trial at all until the defense pulled out all 5000 of them. In the messages they talked about their mutual dislike of Ghomeshi and how they hoped bad things would happen to him. DeCoutere disclosed to her friend a long discussion with the crown and the questions they had asked. She suggested witness 3 contact her civil attorney and publicist. The messages are filled with talks of “our team”. Decoutere had a facebook conversation with the witness 11 days before the witness spoke to police in which she agreed to corroborate decouteres evidence.

So, what does this all boil down to? Jian Ghomeshi is worth in the mid seven figures. Decoutere is worth five hundred thousand, Ghomeshi is very, very famous in Canada, Decoutere not so much and I have no idea about the other two because of the publication ban. Decoutere was obviously trying to pursue a relationship with him and hand-job Sally may have been as well. Decoutere suggested witness three contact her CIVIL attorney so I’d bet the farm that there is a civil lawsuit coming.

My take from all of this is complicated. I believe that for the most part Ghomeshi probably did slap and pull hair and maybe even choked Decoutere (although I truly believe there was consent for that one) That being said, once these women continued to pursue Ghomeshi it negated whatever he did and it is not like he raped them, he smacked them and pulled their hair. I believe that being aware of Jian’s proclivities and when they were spurned they got together and decided a little payback may be in order. However this comes out I guess they got what they wanted because his career is over, the man is a pariah.

Here is some advice for anyone who finds themselves in an abusive
relationship. If it is the first date and someone smacks you and pulls your hair, walk the fuck away. How attached can you be after one fucking date where you get hit? Don’t text, don’t email, and don’t send pictures of yourself in a bikini. If it is a long term relationship document everything. Tell your friends, take pictures of injuries, tell the doctor what really happened. Call a crisis hotline. Make sure there is a paper trail. Pictures are worth a thousand words, trust me, and so are doctors notes.

For those of you out there who purport to be journalists, do your fucking jobs. There are journalists that are above reproach, Dave Ericson, Troy Hayden, Rosie Barton, the journalists of the CBC, David Lohr. Thank you for doing your jobs, and doing them well. For the rest of you, if you are a journalist you don’t sensationalize, you fact check several times, in a few words, you are not the fucking national enquirer.
That’s it for tonight everybody.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out.
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The James Vancallis Trial-Day 1 Was Boring So We Are Going To Day 2 Edition

February 1, 2016

Hello my lovelies.  Thank you so much for your patience.  Your Dean of fuckery/law professor/doctor of doctoring/honorary DVM/resident sarcasm expert/Queen of all I survey has a new hero and I have had to do all kinds of looking around so I could tell you about her.

Her name is Mary Chrzanowski and she happens to be the Judge in the Vancallis trial.  Now, if I am the Dean of Fuckery, Scary Mary as she is affectionately known by everyone that has ever been in her courtroom for reasons that will become blatantly obvious, she is the owner of the patent on fuckery.  She doesn’t play favorites.  Much like me she hates pretty much everyone so the prosecution gets to feel her wrath as often as the defense.

The greatest Jurist in the history of ever received her B.S. degree in criminal justice from Wayne State University in 1982 and JD  degree from the University of Detroit School of Law in 1985.  She worked in a private practice until she became a judge. She has been a Judge since 1993 and holds her bench until the next election in 2017 which I am sure she will win by a landslide because the State is afraid to take it away from her.  I would not want to be the bitch that had to say, “sorry Mary, you lost your bench.” I can seriously see her shanking somebody.  I LOVE her.

James VanKiller could not have drawn a more perfect judge for his douche-y, smarmy, smirky rape-y pedophile looking self.

Because I am way far behind I am sure you already know the charges but what kind of law professor would I be if I didn’t list them off.  VanKiller is charged with Felony Murder, Kidnapping, Assault with intent to rape and premeditated murder, which to me is redundant but I checked twice so unless that has changed those are the charges.  He allegedly kidnapped, attempted to rape and killed 14 year old April Millsap, whose egregious transgression was walking her do

The prosecutor in this case is Eric Smith. Fun Fact, there is also a murderer/rapist by the name of Eric Smith.  He is still in jail for sodomizing and killing a child when he was 13.  the child he murdered was 4.  He blamed his little whoopsie on being bullied.  The prosecutor Eric Smith so far is nothing to write home about.  He is quiet, but he is thoroug.  It is too early for an opinion on his chops.

The defense is headed by Azhar Sheikh and he is already on the radar of Scary Mary.

Day one was short and the only witness was Aprils mother.  Aprils mother showed about as much emotion as my vacuum cleaner does when I’m vacuuming up dog hair which I found…odd.  She was very matter of fact, but there was just zero emotion except she laughed once which I also found odd.  I actually went back and rewatched it 5 times to make sure I was seeing a laugh.  I was.  Now, she does have a condition called cerebral attoxia which affects walking and speech but nothing else.  She sort of speaks like she has had a stroke, but none of her other faculties are affected ie: memory, thought patterns etc.   I personally found her strange.

Day two began with Scary Mary freaking the fuck out as soon as everyone was in the courtroom.  Apparently somebody took a picture or pictures of some of the jurors which we all know is a big, big no-no.  Mary roared about how everyone should be aware that no pictures of the jurors are allowed and if any of them happen to show up on social media whoever did it will be thrown in the slammer as fast as she can pick them up and toss them in.

The next witness was Mathew Zentz, expert witness in forensic digital examination of computers and cell phones.  He was qualified as a witness and put through his very boring paces which I think probably confused the jury more then helping the prosecutions case.  It looked to me like the phone was somehow attached to the dog. The path the GPS followed made no sense.  Like zero. We did learn that April had created a text which said OMFG think I almost got kidnapped.

We got to watch a video of the GPS route that the phone said she took.  The animation was produced from only from the GPS, no measurements or any field work were done and they relied solely on the phone. The defense made some headway as far as the animation went when he brought up that according to the phone at one point April Millsap was moving at 34 miles per hour which is the speed a border collie can run, which was the dog that April was walking.  The defense also stated that the animation was only as good as the information on the phone.  The more the defense talked, the more annoyed the expert seemed to get.  In my opinion this witness was a wash.

After a 20 minute break we got to see a picture of a dirt-bike parked next to a yellow mustang.  The police were acting on a tip about a bike noticed at the crime scene. The officer went back to the house and spoke to a James Muse.  They went back to the station and coroberated  the information that had been given.  They contacted the owner of the motorcycle at around 11:30pm.  They went to an address on Marquette street.  An older gentleman opened the door and was asked if they could speak with Vankiller.

Vankiller was asked if he was in Armeda the day before and he said yes.  He said he left his house around 5pm and was heading to his brothers, stopped to visit James Muse but he wasn’t home, continued on his way, then stopped at a gas station because his butt hurt from the seat on his bike.  At that point he was a couple of blocks away from the walking trail.

There were tread patterns found at the crime scene and a description of the motorcycle and helmet from witnesses.  Turns out that Vankiller had some extremely distinctive tread patterns on his shoes and they were the same tread patterns that were found at the crime scene. A decision was made after the next day briefing to follow up a little more with Vankiller and he wanted a written statement.  The defendant again decided to speak to the police on the front porch instead of the house.  First question that was asked was if he could come in and give a written statement.  Vankiller stated that he was kind of busy but he might be available in the afternoon.  He was very vague on his times.  The officer asked to see the bike again.  It was parked very close to the wall so they asked Vankiller to move it and they took more photo’s in the daylight.  The officer ended up having to call him again about a written statement and Vankiller had had a change of heart to the point that he flipped the fuck out and started raging about a witch hunt and they were calling all his friends and trying to take their phones.  He did not provide a written statement.

A search warrant was executed the following Wednesday on the Vankiller residence with a large number of officers present.  His shoes were seized, the helmet was seized, and a bunch of other stuff was seized by other officers.   they showed an overview of all the  points that he said he went.

That’s  it for the first two days of the Vankiller Trial.  3,4,and 5 will be up in the next couple of days.  Thanks for the patience, it is appreciated.

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