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The Many Misdeeds of Juan Martinez

October 23, 2019

fifth circle of hell-Rockford

Hello my lovelies.  It is me, Queen of all I survey, dog lactation consultant, Horse, dog and pig whisperer, owner of indentured servitude of inhouse psychic, and all around saddened by the madness that this whole Juan Martinez mess has turned into.

So if I failed to mention it Juan has been placed on official probation for a year due to the small mountain of prosecutorial misconduct charges against him.  He is still allowed to practice law but must take an unknown amount of continuing education classes and if there is a god some classes on how to treat women in general.  the thing that really frosts my pop-tart is I was part of the problem.  I saw him as a white knight resplendent on his high horse fighting for the rights of those who could not speak for themselves; and he did that, he just didn’t do it fairly or justly.  That is not justice.  Maybe there is no justice.  I am shaken to my core by some of the allegations brought forth.

The ruling was handed down on September 28th from the Attorney Discipline Probable Cause Committee. They determined there is cause for claims Juan Martinez engaged in unprofessional conduct, and engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice.

This is punishment for a culmination of a bunch of cases not just Stabby although of course that is balled up in there too.  The order did not mention any particular cases but you know I’m digging them out, there are a total of eleven although I believe four have been dismissed.  I have to double check on that.  I know for sure three or four have been dismissed.   The committee has accused not so Juanderful of being slow to produce evidence that could help the defense(legally he has to do that), misrepresenting expert testimony, outing the identity of a juror during the arias proceedings and acting unprofessionally towards defense council although in his defense if they are talking about Nurmi I understand why.

Not so Juanderful anymore has a record of sexual harassment that goes back decades.  A bar complaint has also been filed against Bill Montgomery alleging he has been covering up Martinez’ harassment for just as long. They are calling for his resignation.

So, he started a sexual relationship with Jen Woods who he knew very well had the major hots for him so that he could get her to dig up some dirt on one of the jurors that was not voting for the death penalty in an attempt to get that juror disqualified.  When that did not work the slimy little fucker started a relationship ( nobody is saying if it was or was not of a sexual nature) with a juror who had been dismissed from the case in order to get a read on two other jurors may be leaning.  He was questioned about his actions at a deposition and he fucking lied.  The lead prosecutor in a death penalty case lied.

There are several reprimands in his personnel file pertaining to the harassment of female co-workers. anything pertaining to Martinez’ misconduct was sealed at Montgomery’s request.

All that Montgomery, who is now a State Supreme Court Justice would say when questioned was that Martinez was disciplined with  written reprimands.  Believe me when I tell you I am almost more interested in Bill Montgomery at this point and he should know that is never a good thing.

Juan’s new kingdom consists of the stolen car division where he can berate hubcaps and if he is lucky maybe he can question a rotting side panel or something.  Of course he can always talk about gas cans.

I think that Juan is probably going to be disbarred.  We can only hope that the process for that takes a while.   A long while.

I will be continuing to dig until I get the answers that I want.  My next spelunking mission is facebook.

That is it for now my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just a Heads Up

October 23, 2019

I’m doing some digging on Bill Montgomery as well as looking waaaaay back into Juans record as a prosecutor.  There will be a blog tomorrow.  A long rage inducing blog.


Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Nichol Nachtman Is Crazy Assed Crazy.

July 23, 2019

What we have here is failure to communicate.  Unless you have internet and any search engine and you can see Nichol yukking it up with her brother on a visit to jail.  What I know is she killed her stepdad and her real mom because voices duh, her brother finds her hysterical and they are going for an insanity defense.  So basically they got nuthin’ so they have to punt.

Death penalty is off the table (in florida) that is like taking the death penalty off the table in Texas.  What the actual fuck?  Nobody is saying why right yet.  I will keep looking.

Here is a great link for those of you who wish to play the home addition:   https://www.scoopnest.com/s/Nicole%20Nachtman/      Hopefully the  damn thing works word press has really fucked up my jam since I last posted a trial.  Anyway check out the link even if you have to type it  in yourself there are pictures and everything.  It’s a  good source of info.

Everyone now pray to the gods of trials that this be televised.  Or that I win the lottery and am still not on a no fly list and can go to Florida and report from there.

This is gonna be a good one so everyone thank Donna for picking it.  It would have flown right under my radar.

Thank you Donna.

Till next time my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 


Robert Durst is Crazy Assed Crazy

January 20, 2019

Finally my Christmas  is here and Robert of the live mike “killed them all of course” fame is finally on trial.  Christ on a cracker your justice system is broken and coming from Canada that my friends is saying something.  Hell he’d have been found guilty and put to death if we still did that sort of thing by now if it was us.  On a side note, I believe we should bring back executions, televise them on a pay per view basis and knock the national debt down to nothing by the third execution.

Some things to know about Robert Durst.

A) he is a NUTBAG

B) He totally did it or everyone he knows are the unluckiest people that used to be on the planet.

C) rich fucks like to steal stuff.  That one has always baffled me.  From celebrities getting all kinds of free stuff right on down to idiot Durst stealing a sandwich and then admitting they had the money to pay for it.

d) Even that grizzled old prune has groupies.  Ladies, just saying the guy is not batting a thousand with paramours or friends coming back alive or ever.

E)Robbie likes to dress in drag and pretend to be deaf which actually worked for a while.  He hid in plain sight in a dress and hose and high heels and a wig.

F)Roberts own statements on that live mike are gonna come back to haunt him.

H) he has a team of lawyers who seem to be saying it without saying it but Robbie is fucked.

We will be getting into the meat and potatoes as only I can, but I have been busy hog farming so I will do what I can when I can.

 

RBMD piecing the fuck out

 


Her Majesty Queen Kelly Of The New Town She Lives In And The Case Of The Haunted Pig Barn.

October 30, 2018

Hello my lovelies, your queen has finally calmed herself enough to tell you about the apparently haunted barn that I work in.

Now, your Queen is not prone to hysterics of any kind and I have a cold hard rock for a heart so things just do not frighten me.  It irks people that I am so unflappable.  I have walked down to the barn in the pitch black to check to make sure I did something, I pay zero attention to the weird noises that just randomly sound from  out of no where.  When the mice come calling, I catch them and let them go.  I certainly don’t jump up on a desk and scream.  I’m talking to you Carey.

So yesterday I went into the barn as per usual and walked into a laundry room underneath two feet of water.  So I sloshed through it to get my barn boots and discovered that there was also a puddle of water directly in the middle of my office.  This was decidedly strange because it was just there.  There was no leak line from under the wall, no water trail, just a puddle in the middle of the office.

So, not being a hysterical person I took a picture and cleaned it up which took the better part of two hours, that is how much water there was.  I assumed the washing machine had come unlocked somehow and that is how the water got there.  I had a load in when I left the barn the night before.  I cursed myself resoundingly for leaving a load of laundry going when I left and left it at that.  My stupidity.  I finished my days work, checked to make sure there was no laundry going and went inside for the night.  I had had a long day and didn’t go out and check the barn that night and hind sight being 20/20 I should have.

I walked in this morning to a worse mess than I had on Monday and I was furious.  It is so much wasted time to have to clean it up.  It was exactly the same.  And I was PISSED.  I’m like “seriously, what the actual fuck.” We are talking about enough water for two hours at least worth of work, never mind all the shit that got we or ruined or both.  I texted the boss of all bosses to apprise him of the situation and carried on about my day the whole time turning over an over in my head how this was happening.  The answer was obvious.  Ghosts.  Ghosts were fucking with me.  I figured I was setting a bad example as a queen if I didn’t at least try and catch the fucking thing. So I did all my regular work for the day and proceeded to wait for senor Ghost to make an appearance.  So I double checked that the machine was empty and I closed the door and made sure it was closed.  I waited, I did paperwork and watched some law and order off of my thumb drive while waiting.  In hindsight once I caught it I would have probably have been truly fucked.  Ghosts are mostly not friendly from what I hear.

Then when I was just about to give up, I heard it.  The washing machine which is a front loader by the way clicked and the door opened and about 5 gallons of water spilled out with no end in sight.  I immediately turned all the water to the machine off, and cursing resoundingly yet again I got the fucking mop.  I told that washer where exactly I was going to stick that broom if it didn’t knock it off and I told the laundry demon to depart right now or he was getting the other end of the mop.

So it would seem that the check valve that lets water in when you are doing laundry has gone tits up and it just lets water in whether the machine is doing a load of laundry or not.  So, I asked the machine politely if it would like to be crushed and turned into a waffle iron and told the demon I had no problem turning him into one as well.  After that I turned off all the water and waited some more.  After an hour I decided that the washing machine demon had departed.  It is probably living in my toaster now.  I will find out next time I make toast.  If I get devil faces I guess I know where it went.

In some actual real news, Robert Durst is going to have to stand trial for the murder of his friend and hopefully for his wife as well although she was not mentioned  in the news that I watched.  That trial I am going to cover for two reasons.  Firstly, this woman deserves some justice and Secondly because Robert Durst is completely off of his nut and I love crazy people trials.

That’s it for tonight

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Chris Piece of Shit Watts Is Going To Have a Trial

August 25, 2018

4th Circle of Hell currently making my way to the 5th Circle

Hello my lovelies.  It is me, pretend Judge, totally awesome fake lawyer (let’s be honest I am a better lawyer than most people that have passed the bar), dog lactation consultant, horse whisperer, author of the big book of words and as always Queen of all I Survey.

I come to you today to tell you that your queen has been very busy working on this whole family murdering bastard thing.  The entire day actually.  I have called in a few favors and the consensus  is that Chris Watts is going to trial.  He is going to argue diminished capacity (huge shock I know) but barring a last minute plea deal to spare that poor father who I will be very surprised if he does not take his own life, Chris is going to get what is coming to him.  Unfortunately it won’t be the electric chair with a metal suppository shoved up his ass.

Chris fuck face was having an affair as I am sure you are all aware by now.  He was also a complete control freak, so much so that he ordered his wife who had Lupus for Christ’s sake to have another baby.  She was understandably frightened, but as so many abused women do, she agreed.  A baby that will never be born.  Sadly, there are no laws on the books for babies that are not viable outside the mothers womb so he gets a freebee on that one.

I don’t know how many of you watched his press conference where he had the unmitigated gaul to tell the world that his family was everything to him and that the house was so empty without them and he just wanted them back safe.  Well, at least the part about the house being empty was true at least until his tart came over.

I have nothing but rage against this woman who was well aware he was married and chose to have a relationship with him anyway.  for all we know she is the one who set this all in motion with the “if you don’t leave your wife I won’t fuck you anymore.”  Oh I do hate me some home wreckers.  I hope she has an STI and I hope he gets it and I hope it’s the flesh eating variety.

So many ruined lives and so many lives no more.  Shananns father will never ever be the same I guarantee it.  I have never seen such raw emotion, such raw pain and I’ve been doing trials for a long, long time.  Fuckfaces family is in tatters and even they don’t believe him.  Their friends are wrecks.  The carnage in the wake of this is almost incomprehensible.

There is a rumor the tart is shopping around a book which I encourage you to NEVER EVER BUY BECAUSE IT IS BLOOD MONEY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO COME OUT IN THE WASH ANYWAY.  Don’t support this woman.

Chris thought originally he’d report them missing, wait the allotted amount of time, have them declared dead and collect the insurance.  Unfortunately his story was really stupid and it unraveled very quickly, hence plan B.  blame the wife.  A wife who was completely devoted to her family and her husband who she by all accounts genuinely loved.

The wheels of justice grind slowly my children so we probably have at least a year and and maybe more.  we are going to have to find something else to amuse ourselves with so pick a trial and I will write about it.  Give me something good.  Something with some bite, something we can all get into.

That is it for tonight

really Big Mean Dog Peacing the Fuck out


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