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Nicole Nachtman: We Have a Jury.

July 24, 2019

Hello my lovelies, your queen of all I survey am amped up for this one.  As Stephan from Saturday night live fame would say, This one has everything.   Battered Child Syndrome, Insanity, Schizophrenia, possible multiple personalities and YAY dueling psychiatrists.  All we need now is a banjo and some pork rinds and we’d have us a party.  I’m looking around for a live feed, if anybody finds one let me know.

RBMD peacing the fuck out

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Nichol Nachtman Is Crazy Assed Crazy.

July 23, 2019

What we have here is failure to communicate.  Unless you have internet and any search engine and you can see Nichol yukking it up with her brother on a visit to jail.  What I know is she killed her stepdad and her real mom because voices duh, her brother finds her hysterical and they are going for an insanity defense.  So basically they got nuthin’ so they have to punt.

Death penalty is off the table (in florida) that is like taking the death penalty off the table in Texas.  What the actual fuck?  Nobody is saying why right yet.  I will keep looking.

Here is a great link for those of you who wish to play the home addition:   https://www.scoopnest.com/s/Nicole%20Nachtman/      Hopefully the  damn thing works word press has really fucked up my jam since I last posted a trial.  Anyway check out the link even if you have to type it  in yourself there are pictures and everything.  It’s a  good source of info.

Everyone now pray to the gods of trials that this be televised.  Or that I win the lottery and am still not on a no fly list and can go to Florida and report from there.

This is gonna be a good one so everyone thank Donna for picking it.  It would have flown right under my radar.

Thank you Donna.

Till next time my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out.

 

 


So, to the point of blind faithfulness.

July 22, 2019

To be blindly faithful is to believe something that every other thing you see before you refutes.  It takes a certain mindset to be blindly faithful and not being of the blindly faithful kind myself I thank the human brain that it works the way it does.

So we were at the point of warrants and phone calls and a hardware store owner and Ferlin and Ricky and Poor misunderstood ROB.  Welp those Louisiana police do not play and they done arrested everybody just to be on the safe side.  Felize got herself a lawyer cuz that woman had a tale to tell.  Ricky got bail and the guy that the police think shot the woman moved into her home for the trial.  Rob couldn’t make bale being as he was broke as a joke and bondsman don’t take kindly to dead mothers of young children apparently.  Tessie MacBride also moved in to keep an eye on the youngest boy and no I am not going looking for his name again we will just dispense with it right now and say to this very day he believes his daddy didn’t do nuthin.

Well Felize story was one of money problems and Rob O asking her if she knew someone who could take care of Maria.  Maria by all accounts an earth bound angel. Of course Rob O denied all this, ricky dunlap denied knowing anything about it, Ferlin admitted to taking money but insisted he was never going to shoot a woman just looking after her babies and then Rob O got on the stand.  He proceeded to pronounce his undying love of his wife and how very much he missed her and someone very much like juan Martinez went after him like a rabid dog.  You loved her so much he asked incredulously?  Rob cried and confirmed he did.  He then asked if he loved her so much why were her ashes still sitting in a drawer at the funeral home?  Where was his wedding ring? Rob O got a standing 8 count that day and he knew he was in serious trouble.  But he had an ace.  Surely his boy would tell a little white lie for him.  He called Robbie and asked if he’d say he was in the house the day one of the phone calls was made because if he did the case would fall apart.  Robbie was slightly taken aback by this request seeing as how his daddy was innocent and all.  He finally got mad and said no way and he kept his word.  he took the stand, held his head high and told the truth.  And that was the last nail in the coffin or Robert O Marshall.  He got the death penalty but it was converted to life.  Ferlin got a slap on the wrist and the shooter walked away scot free.

Thus endeth the Tale of Robert O Marshall piece of shit wife murdering bastard.  Hope he rots in hell.

 

That’s it my lovelies

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Robert Oakly Marshall…fuck I just can’t with that name thinks he is more intelligent than the Louisiana police.

July 20, 2019

So everybody figured out right quick that the driver doesn’t get smacked with a tire iron and the wife gets shot. Twice.  Unless of course it was on purpose.  So the police started doing what police do and sooner rather than later they discovered about a hundred billion phone calls to a hardware store in Louisiana.  Maybe he was going fishing lets give him the benefit of the doubt for now.  Oddly enough that just happens to be where good ole Ferlin spent an awful lot of time.  There were another hundred million phone calls to felize of slut fame.  He wuved her.  He couldn’t live without her.  Even Ferlin who had absolutely decided he could milk this cow for a long time but he wasn’t killing that angelic woman.  Why not divorce her asked Ferlin.  Robert explained his dire financial problems and told him about the millions in insurance money he carried on his wife.  Selling tool he said.  Well Ferlin continued to milk the cow but word got back to someone that took umbrage with the fact that hitmen of Louisiana local 197 was not being represented so he told Ferlin he was taking over.  Ferlin was in a pickle.  He absolutely did not want Maria to die, he said even just from a picture he could tell she was a wonderful person, but money had been paid and the contract was due.  Enter ricky dunlap.  Ricky checked out the turnoff that Rob was supposed to take and approved the site and the plan was put into action. She got dead, Rob got Robbed of his 12000 which paid the contract in full Ferlin got PTSD.

Rob broke the news to his sons like he was ordering a burger with extra ketchup.  And of course his boys believed the story for a while.  Even after they found out about felize.  Hell they were to busy dealing with burying their mother and all the vultures that descend wanting clothes and knickknacks and whatever else they could escape with.  The second robbery.  Maria had nice things and the community wanted those things and Robby and Chris spent most of their time at the wake yelling at people to put stuff back.  Uncle Sal was there doing his best to help the boys.  Tessie MacBride had showed up and appeared to not be leaving.  She said she was staying to help with the boys, she was a family friend (and I use the term loosely).  She hated Sal and did everything in her considerable power to keep the boys away from him.

That is when the police started to show up pretty much everywhere.  Jobs, homes, stripmalls, you name it they showed up and they had warrants for everybody.

 

Tomorrow follow the lady there she is

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT STARTS IN SEPTEMBER (subject to change)

January 22, 2019

My loyal and long suffering subjects.  Finally my pleas to the universe have been answered and we have a tentative trial date for Crazy Assed Crazy Robert Durst.  It was supposed to be june but they filed for and got a three month extension.

While we wait, I will be supplying you with whatever pre-trial crap that I can find.  There  is a lot, but most of it is bullshit and I have a feeling there is going to be more bullshit once the trial starts and so I have to vet everything before I post it since I’m not Fox News.

So YAY we have at least one trial and if I get super lucky we get two if we get the bag of nuts that kept their kids chained up in their rooms.  There has been a lot of movement on that one lately too so we may get a twofer.  Woohoo for us.

I’m going to bed now.  Pig farming is hard and I’m tired

RBMD peacing the fuck out

 


Robert Durst is Crazy Assed Crazy

January 20, 2019

Finally my Christmas  is here and Robert of the live mike “killed them all of course” fame is finally on trial.  Christ on a cracker your justice system is broken and coming from Canada that my friends is saying something.  Hell he’d have been found guilty and put to death if we still did that sort of thing by now if it was us.  On a side note, I believe we should bring back executions, televise them on a pay per view basis and knock the national debt down to nothing by the third execution.

Some things to know about Robert Durst.

A) he is a NUTBAG

B) He totally did it or everyone he knows are the unluckiest people that used to be on the planet.

C) rich fucks like to steal stuff.  That one has always baffled me.  From celebrities getting all kinds of free stuff right on down to idiot Durst stealing a sandwich and then admitting they had the money to pay for it.

d) Even that grizzled old prune has groupies.  Ladies, just saying the guy is not batting a thousand with paramours or friends coming back alive or ever.

E)Robbie likes to dress in drag and pretend to be deaf which actually worked for a while.  He hid in plain sight in a dress and hose and high heels and a wig.

F)Roberts own statements on that live mike are gonna come back to haunt him.

H) he has a team of lawyers who seem to be saying it without saying it but Robbie is fucked.

We will be getting into the meat and potatoes as only I can, but I have been busy hog farming so I will do what I can when I can.

 

RBMD piecing the fuck out

 


Her Majesty Queen Kelly Of The New Town She Lives In And The Case Of The Haunted Pig Barn.

October 30, 2018

Hello my lovelies, your queen has finally calmed herself enough to tell you about the apparently haunted barn that I work in.

Now, your Queen is not prone to hysterics of any kind and I have a cold hard rock for a heart so things just do not frighten me.  It irks people that I am so unflappable.  I have walked down to the barn in the pitch black to check to make sure I did something, I pay zero attention to the weird noises that just randomly sound from  out of no where.  When the mice come calling, I catch them and let them go.  I certainly don’t jump up on a desk and scream.  I’m talking to you Carey.

So yesterday I went into the barn as per usual and walked into a laundry room underneath two feet of water.  So I sloshed through it to get my barn boots and discovered that there was also a puddle of water directly in the middle of my office.  This was decidedly strange because it was just there.  There was no leak line from under the wall, no water trail, just a puddle in the middle of the office.

So, not being a hysterical person I took a picture and cleaned it up which took the better part of two hours, that is how much water there was.  I assumed the washing machine had come unlocked somehow and that is how the water got there.  I had a load in when I left the barn the night before.  I cursed myself resoundingly for leaving a load of laundry going when I left and left it at that.  My stupidity.  I finished my days work, checked to make sure there was no laundry going and went inside for the night.  I had had a long day and didn’t go out and check the barn that night and hind sight being 20/20 I should have.

I walked in this morning to a worse mess than I had on Monday and I was furious.  It is so much wasted time to have to clean it up.  It was exactly the same.  And I was PISSED.  I’m like “seriously, what the actual fuck.” We are talking about enough water for two hours at least worth of work, never mind all the shit that got we or ruined or both.  I texted the boss of all bosses to apprise him of the situation and carried on about my day the whole time turning over an over in my head how this was happening.  The answer was obvious.  Ghosts.  Ghosts were fucking with me.  I figured I was setting a bad example as a queen if I didn’t at least try and catch the fucking thing. So I did all my regular work for the day and proceeded to wait for senor Ghost to make an appearance.  So I double checked that the machine was empty and I closed the door and made sure it was closed.  I waited, I did paperwork and watched some law and order off of my thumb drive while waiting.  In hindsight once I caught it I would have probably have been truly fucked.  Ghosts are mostly not friendly from what I hear.

Then when I was just about to give up, I heard it.  The washing machine which is a front loader by the way clicked and the door opened and about 5 gallons of water spilled out with no end in sight.  I immediately turned all the water to the machine off, and cursing resoundingly yet again I got the fucking mop.  I told that washer where exactly I was going to stick that broom if it didn’t knock it off and I told the laundry demon to depart right now or he was getting the other end of the mop.

So it would seem that the check valve that lets water in when you are doing laundry has gone tits up and it just lets water in whether the machine is doing a load of laundry or not.  So, I asked the machine politely if it would like to be crushed and turned into a waffle iron and told the demon I had no problem turning him into one as well.  After that I turned off all the water and waited some more.  After an hour I decided that the washing machine demon had departed.  It is probably living in my toaster now.  I will find out next time I make toast.  If I get devil faces I guess I know where it went.

In some actual real news, Robert Durst is going to have to stand trial for the murder of his friend and hopefully for his wife as well although she was not mentioned  in the news that I watched.  That trial I am going to cover for two reasons.  Firstly, this woman deserves some justice and Secondly because Robert Durst is completely off of his nut and I love crazy people trials.

That’s it for tonight

RBMD peacing the fuck out


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