sorry, home repairs are a bitch
sorry, home repairs are a bitch
While the in house psychic throws things at me and I duck, I am still working on the bitch killed her very own kid and threw her dad under the bus for it blog. It is long, it is vicious, it is accurate. Very exceptionally accurate. Yet amusing. like all awesome things it will be ready when I am done. sorry for the delay
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Hello my lovelies. We will dispense with the normal formalities because I am tits deep in my utterly SCATHING blog about the cunt that murdered Caylee Anthony and got away with it because the Alligator shit that has leached into the ground water obviously causes some form of weird correct verdict Alzheimer’s. Yeah I said it. I said the C word. Deal with it.
I have dvr’d the series and am currently going over and over them in minute detail to see where the fuck it all went wrong.
This will be a collaborative effort between myself, the in-house psychic if I can get her to stop vomiting long enough from reading the bitch, and hopefully our one and only mama cuz she lives in the fucked up verdict state formerly known as Florida.
If anyone has anything they want to contribute to this blog or if you have questions that the in-house psychic or myself or mama can answer please forward them so that we can get this party started.
I am hoping to have the thing up by like Monday because nothing says Jesus has risen like a blog about a murdering bitch that got away with killing a small child.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
RBMD peacing the fuck out
Hello My lovelies. Your Dean of Fuckery, Law Professor, Doctor of Doctoring, Animal lactation consultant, Certified Rabies Free RBMD, Resident sarcasm expert, Pretend Judge, owner of one in house Psychic, Queen of all I survey and now Song Writer extraordinaire has come up with a new song thanks to Truly.
I realize it is not a real blog post, but it is better than nothing (at least sort of).
Without further carryings on, I give you “The Shelter Got High” Original lyrics by RBMD.
The Video is just because I think everyone should take a deep cleansing breath and LAUGH
My loyal subjects, your Dean of Fuckery, Law Professor, Honorary DVM, Doctor of Doctoring, Dog Lactation Consultant, Resident sarcasm expert, and Queen of all I survey have decided that I have had quite enough Trump for right now. Give me something, some trial, something I can sink my fangs into and we will blog about that. I’m begging you. Enough politics, enough conspiracy theories, enough already. Suggest something that isn’t one of those things and if I like it I’ll write about it.
Believe me, the whole shelter will thank you.
Hello my lovelies. Put on your tinfoil hats and cover the cameras on your laptops, your Dean of Fuckery has dug to China and I have some answers for you.
Regarding the figurative trail of dead bodies that the Clintons have allegedly left behind them I have discovered a couple of things. Out of over a hundred people that are dead, there is one that is maybe a little hinky and this person was like the dentists brothers cousins friend that is how close he was to the Clintons. All others deaths that have been attributed to nefarious causes were either A) natural deaths like heart attacks and pneumonia or B)Suicides, or C) mechanical or equipment failure. Now there was one medical examiner who cut a lot of corners with all his dead bodies not just the ones that had any kind of tenuous connections to the Clintons which is where a lot of this started I think. Bodies had to be dug up and re-autopsied which is both sad and gross but in the end all of the dead that are actually people were A dead, and B an actual cause of death was issued. There are several that flat out do not even exist, I think those were just thrown in to pad the numbers. There were also plane crashes due to pilot error, and a cesna crash due to mechanical failure.
My question going into this was why is Monica Lewinski alive if all of these other people who quite literally could have done nothing to the Clintons are dead? My answer remains the same. Because this shit just never happened. If you ever crossed paths with a Clinton at a fund raiser, a charity event or political event or he movies or at the dentist or the doctors or the grocery store and you died you are suddenly a part of some fucking cover-up? Nope, the amount of people that you meet when you are a public figure is just exponentially bigger than if you are a private person.
So to put this to bed much like Pizza-gate(which by the way was never really a thing, just another conspiracy theory) THIS SHIT NEVER HAPPENED. I mean people did die, but not because the Clintons have a hit squad, just because they died or they had shit luck and their plane went down.
Now I have spent way to much time and wasted way to many brain cells just to satisfy my own curiosity so while we are on the subject I am going to clear up a few other things.
Hope that helps every one out and we can get back to reality…Sorry actually it might be more comforting to just keep your tinfoil hats on and keep your cameras covered reality being what it is at the moment.
Anyway, that is about 25 hours of my life I won’t ever get back but rest assured, I turned over every rock, kicked every tire and even took a couple of good stories out for a drive. Nothing holds water, none of it. Unless you want it to, in which case rock on with your bad self and Hide from the Clintons. They know you know. OMGLOLROFLMAO.
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