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So Since Wonderdads Confession Will Be Tossed Now That He is Blaming His Wife, There Will Be A Trial. Anyone Want To Follow This One

August 21, 2018

god I hate men.  Not just men that kill women.  I also hate men that hurt women, degenerate women, treat them like beasts of burden, assume they are there to bow down to their every need…I fucking hate men.  Should have been a lesbian.  Men are the root of 99 percent of the evil in our society.  Trump. Case in point. Think of all the horrible things that have happened over the span of your life, wars, genocides, wars that were genocides and who was at the fucking healm.  A cocksucking, ratfuck, useless, small dicked man.  Now I know there are bad women.  But women do things like tear each other down, lie, use their sex to get ahead and hurt kids.  That seems to be a mostly woman thing except for pedophiles and don’t even get me started.  If you have a relative that has a thing for small kids and rapes you is he a pedophile or is he incestuous.  Or an incestuous pedophile.  Also on the child hurting scale, ever notice there is a skeevy backwoods hillbilly looking fucker in the background that is also charged when charged are laid?  Just asking.  So as I was saying I hate men.  I especially hate this one because after hours of research there is no fucking way in hell this woman killed her kids. So let me know if you want to follow and I will do it with my usual snark, sarcasm and humor.  I can make anything funny, believe me.  If I couldn’t I’d be on a 5150 by now.

PS.  I know you know but I’m losing my house so if you can please help me.  I have a go fund me and even a couple of bucks per person will help.  Thank you and this will be the last time I mention it.

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Why Do MEN Feel The Need To Kill Their Families?

August 19, 2018

Hello my lovelies.  tis me, your horse whisperer, dog lactation consultant, pretend Judge, Really fucking good pretend attorney, dog lactation consultant, puppy resuscitation expert, and of course Queen of all I survey.

So the news today is sad because another piece of shit human being (and I use the term as loosely as stabby’s cooch) has decided that murder is better than say couples counciling or a divorce or faking ones own death.  I do not, cannot, refuse to understand this thinking.  What causes a man to wake up one day and go “hey, I guess after I mow the lawn I will kill my kids and hide them in some oildrums and then whack my wife (who I talked into having another kid) because why not.  the sad part is I knew he did it the second he gave his interview to the news station.  Scratches on the neck and bad, bad affect.  Laughing when uncalled for, deflecting questions and that whole “they are my entire world” bullshit was enough convince me.  People don’t act like that.

Now we all know people who shake their head no when they mean yes, hell I do it, it’s just a tick not a tell.  His tell was all in his body language.  The biggest question is why.  Well, rumour has it he was having an affair and so was she, she was filing for divorce and I suppose his masculine little ego just would not have that.  Another thing we have all seen.  I swear the more I see and hear people, the more I love my dogs.  Women of course are not immune to murder but the percentages are so far apart as to make it not even count.  I will keep you abreast of this story just because I find it so disgusting.  Link is her in case you are interested in following it.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/18/chris-watts-in-protective-custody-because-publicity-surrounding-triple-murder-case-report.html

this piece of shit needs gen pop.  Even convicts don’t take kindly to child killers and it would save the taxpayers a ton.  I promise I will keep you updated.

Now to part two.  My house is still in immediate danger.  Listen guys.  This is the only house I have ever owned.  I bought it by myself when I was 19.  Buying a house as a single woman at that age was something that was incredibly hard to do.  They misogynistic establishment does whatever it can to hold back women and that holds as true today as it did 31 years ago when I bought this place.  a 5 percent deposit turned into 20 percent when they found out I was a single woman.  They did everything in their power to make sure I did not purchase this house and truthfully seemed disappointed when I sold my horses to come up with the down-payment.  I had to go from 5000 down to 20000 down in order to procure financing and they were not what I would call happy when I sold my horses to do it.  I had no help from anyone.  Not my parents or my friends or anything, but I did it.  Now, 31 years later I am in real danger of losing her because of property taxes.  So I am asking you to help me.  Any amount of money you can spare will help to show that I am making a good faith effort to get them paid.  I am n deep, but the hole is deep and I am going to need help to get out.  Can you afford a dollar? can you afford 5 dollars?  Every single dime (and I don’t care if it is dimes, quarters, anything that you can spare will help me.  Some of you have been so generous I don’t have the words to say how grateful I am.  the cost of one cup of coffee will help me.

Thank you all for your time, and for sticking with me through thick and thin.  It has been my unmitigated joy to entertain you.  thank you all so much.

Here is how you can help me.

https://www.gofundme.com/xax925-i039m-going-to-lose-my-house&rcid=r01-153299710225-ec72964758344207&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w


So This Is How My Day Went

July 31, 2018

https://www.gofundme.com/xax925-i039m-going-to-lose-my-house&rcid=r01-153299710225-ec72964758344207&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

I got a deferral which means they will let it get to 20000 before they seize it so as long as I can keep it below that I get to keep my house.  Please everybody, please share my go fund me on your facebook pages or wherever you hang out.  I do not have anywhere to go if I lose this house.  Please if you can, help me out even just by sharing the go fund me.  Thank you.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Due to my ex being non-compliant I am in Huge trouble with the County. Please Help Me If You Can

July 30, 2018

https://www.gofundme.com/xax925-i039m-going-to-lose-my-house&rcid=r01-153299710225-ec72964758344207&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

I am in arrears at close to 17000, yes you read that right.  I am terrified they are going to take my house if I can’t at least show I’m attempting to pay it.  I don’t make enough for things like property tax or house repairs  or food half the time.  If you can donate anything I would appreciate it and if you can’t I appreciate that too.  I would not be here begging for help if I didn’t need it.  I am embarrassed beyond words.  This is not my proudest moment.

That’s it.  Please help me if you can.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out


The Never Ending Saga of Stabby Fucking Einstein

July 6, 2018

Please Rise and Salute The Flag of the Great State of Arizona and then Salute Kirk Nurmi For His Testicles Finally Dropping.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IN THE COURT OF APPEALS STATE OF ARIZONA DIVISION ONE

STATE OF ARIZONA, No. 1 CA-CR 15-0302 Appellee, v. JODI ANN ARIAS, Appellant. Maricopa County Superior Court No. CR-2008-031021-001 DT

APPELLANT’S OPENING BRIEF

MARICOPA COUNTY PUBLIC DEFENDER

Deputy Public Defenders Downtown Justice Center 620 West Jackson, Suite 4015 Phoenix, Arizona 85003 Telephone (602) 506-7711 ACE@mail.maricopa.gov Attorneys for APPELLANT

Not a Judge Sherry Stephens and Totally Should be a Judge Kelly McFadden Presiding

Ladies and Gentlemen we are going to start with some off the record housekeeping matters. Firstly Stabby’s Pencil is still out on mental health leave so Stabby will be afforded a crayon. If anyone hears any shrieks of laughter up and down the hallway it is just Kirk Nurmi and it should be ignored. We get it Kirk and the neener neener was probably not necessary. The vet, a box of good boy treats and the tranquilizer gun have all been placed on stand by. Totally should be a Judge Kelly will be working most of the first part of what we are all sure is going to be an overly dramatic and way to long appeals process.

The Repellant er I mean Appellant has made several million assertions in her opening (good god is this really just the opening) brief which we will of course have to cover. Pretoria was polite enough to forward all unused puke buckets and they are located at the ends of the aisles for your convenience. As the law dictates you are allowed and encouraged to ask any questioned of the lying ho, sorry I mean appellant that you feel are pertinent. Okay I think we are ready to go so I will hand things off to Totally should be a judge Kelly.

Good afternoon everyone. I have been handed a note that the citizens of earth would like to just go ahead and apologize now that you have to be here. Thank you citizens, we accept your apology.

So lets deal with this shit. Firstly I am going to have to cover exactly what an appeals process entails.

For your edification : Appeal: A request to a higher court to review the lower court’s proceedings and outcome. The defendant argues that the lower court violated his or her rights in some way that warrants getting a new trial or a reduced sentence. Direct Appeal: Filed with the Arizona Court of Appeals. In death penalty cases, the direct appeal is filed with the Arizona Supreme Court. Opening Brief: A written document in which arguments are presented that the defendant’s conviction or sentence is improper and should be reversed.

What we are dealing with today believe it or not is just the opening brief. All 5 million pages of it. Seriously could she have crammed any more stuff in this thing? Jesus H Christ the only thing missing is the chorus from O Holy Night.

Since there is so much garbage to get through I am breaking it up into parts and this is what we are starting with. My answers to statements will be in italics.

STATEMENT OF THE CASE

1

The state indicted appellant, Jodi Ann Arias, for the murder of her boyfriend, T.A. (Instrument 1, hereinafter I.). The state charged her with first degree premeditated murder or in the alternative, felony murder. This is a factual statement that actually happened.

On October 31, 2008, the state made notice of its intention to seek the death penalty. (I. 32-33). On August 7, 2009, the court held a Chronis hearing and found that the state presented probable cause to support one aggravating factor: the crime was committed in an especially cruel manner. (ME 8-10-09). The parties could not settle after a settlement conference. (RT 7-5-11, pp. 2-58). They conducted a second settlement conference before the retrial, which was also unsuccessful. (ME 10-24-13). If this is part of her appeal you will have to excuse me while I bang my head off of the keyboard. aoehtaefhsd. Her idea of a settlement was 10 years for basically killing the man 3 times.

Stabby’s trial began December 10, 2012, with

jury selection. (RT 12-10-12, p. 12). The jury found Arias guilty of first degree murder on May 8, 2013. (RT 5-8-13, p. 11). The aggravation phase began May 15, 2013. (RT 5-15-13, p. 4). The state sought to prove one aggravator, the killing was done in an especially cruel manner.

 

, p. 9). At the conclusion of the aggravation phase, the jury found that the state proved this aggravating factor. \

Please note there may be a slight discrepancy in the cites to the record depending on whether one is referring to the electronic version of the transcripts or the hard copy of the transcripts.

 

2 The penalty phase began May 16, 2013. (RT 5-16-13, p. 53). It concluded on May 23, 2013, when the jury could not agree on life or death. (RT 5-23-13, p. 8). The court declared a mistrial. (I. 1154; RT 5-23-13, p. 10). The defense argued a Motion for Mistrial on May 20, 2013. (RT 5-20-13 #1, pp. 9-18). The court denied that motion. Because there was no reason for a mistrial.

, p. 18). The defense filed a Motion to Vacate the Aggravation Phase verdict pursuant to Rule 24.2. (I. 1174). The court denied that motion. (ME 8-9-13).

Arias’s retrial began September 29, 2014. Once again, the jury could not

agree on a sentence. (I. 2058; RT 3-5-15, p. 6). The court declared a mistrial.

The court sentenced Arias to natural life. (RT 4-13-15, p. 56). The parties stipulated to the amount of restitution. (ME 6-22-15). Arias filed a timely Notice of Appeal. (I. 2083). This Court has jurisdiction pursuant to Article 6, § 9 of the Arizona Constitution, and A.R.S. §§ 12-120.21 (A) (1), 13-4031 and 13-4033 (A).

3

FACTS (Oh this should be good)

This appeal is about Jodi Arias and T.A., whose lives were bound together by secrets. Arias grew up in northern California. (RT 2-4-13 #1, pp. 101-102; 116; 122). Stabby’s  parents abused her physically. (facts not in evidence)

, pp. 101; 104-108). She moved out when she was seventeen years old. (

, pp. 122-125). Arias left school and worked as a waitress. (

 

, pp. 122; 125). She supported herself. (when she wasn’t mooching off of whatever guy she had entranced with her slutty ways)

, pp. 125; RT 2-4-13 #2, p. 21). Arias found work waitressing at resorts in Crater Lake and Monterey. (RT 2-5-13, pp. 9; 20). She lived in Palm Desert, California for four years with her boyfriend, D.B., and was happy there.

, pp. 30; 39-41). Arias was a spiritual seeker, always interested in self-improvement. (facts so far out of evidence they may be circling jupitor)

, pp. 7-

8; 84). She became involved in “PPL,” Pre

-Paid Legal Services, a Pyramid scheme, lets just call a spade a spade here mmmkay.

, pp. 56; 61). She enjoyed the inspiring, motivational PPL functions. (

, pp. 75; 84). She met T.A. at a PPL function in Las Vegas in September of 2006. (

, pp. 62; 67). T.A. was an executive director of PPL. (

, p. 69). He approached Arias at a social function and introduced himself. (

, p. 68). They spent time together that weekend.

 

, pp. 70-74). She was his date at a formal banquet.

, pp. 70-74). She considered T.A. to be a new friend.

 

, pp. 97-100). After leaving Vegas, they talked on the phone every night.

, p. 106). By the weeks end stabby broke up with D.B.

, pp. 98-99). She wanted to start a family. (and hopefully at some point collect a bunch of spousal and child support)

, p. 99). D.B. did not want to get married. because he was a smart, smart man

, pp. 102-103). Arias and T.A. met the following weekend at their friends’ residence in California for a pyramid scheme event

, pp. 103-104). Once everyone was asleep, T.A. arrived at Arias

’s bedroom for a night time rendezvous. because of course he did, she was giving it away for fucks sake.

, p. 106). T.A. initiated sexual contact. Assuming facts not in evidence and my personal guess is someone named stabby initiated sexual contact

 

, p. 118). Arias knew that T.A. was Mormon. That is actually a true statement

, p. 90). He wore his temple garments during that sexual encounter. Assumes facts not in evidence and EWWWW

, p. 121). The next morning, they attended a Mormon church service together.

, p. 126). T.A. encouraged her to explore Mormonism.

, pp. 129-130). T.A. was a priest of the order Melchizedek and a respected church member. (RT 2-13-13, pp. 133-134). Arias believed T.A. was superior to her in all matters concerning religion. (I’m gonna give her this one.)

, p. 134). He gave her a copy of the Book of Mormon and sent missionaries to visit her at her home. (RT 2-5-13, p. 129). Two months after they met, T.A. baptized

Arias into the Mormon religion. (RT 2-6-13, pp. 25-26). After the baptism ceremony, the couple returned to Arias home where they had sex (assumes facts not in evidence)

, pp. 45-47). The Law of Chastity forbids sexual contact between unmarried persons. (RT 1-30-13, p. 96). T.A. instructed Arias that the church permitted sexual contact but not vaginal intercourse. (RT 2-6-13, p. 17). Arias trusted T.A. when he assured her that oral and anal sex between unmarried persons were acceptable. (so einstein is an idiot. Is that what we are going with?)

, pp. 20; 16-17). Eventually, the unmarried couple engaged in vaginal intercourse as well as other types of sexual behavior. How many fucking types are there we’ve covered anal, oral, vaginal, desserts, what’s missing maybe livestock?

, p. 99). Arias and T.A. became an exclusive couple in February of 2007

, p. 51). They met at PPL events and travelled together to visit Mormon historical sites.

, pp. 100; 122). Travelling together as an unmarried couple was frowned upon by Mormons. (RT 1-30-13, p. 24). T.A. assured her that the church approved of their sexual relationship. ( I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS ENTIRE STATEMENT)

 

We will pick up with the rest of the opening salvo tomorrow. I need a tylenol and maybe a xanax or something.

RBMD peacing the fuck out


Well it’s happened. The apocalypse is upon us. Stabbys Appeal Process Has Started And Oddly (so not oddly) We Are All To Blame.

July 6, 2018

 

 

My loyal subjects, your royal majesty, high commander of the realm, horse whisperer, honorary DVM, pretend Judge, pretty fucking good pretend lawyer, dog lactation consultant and as always queen of all I survey am back.  And if that has happened that has to mean stabby is back.  Boy is she.

Her first shot across the bow, keeping the appeals process sealed was a swing and a miss so I can pick apart her opening salvo at my leisure.  Which I will as soon as I finish reading the stupid thing.  Bitch learned some new words and shit.

It is roughly equivalent to war and peace if you left the peace part out so I will take yet another one for the team, read the fucking thing, translate it into English and put it up on here.

gotta go read now.  RBMD Peacing the fuck out


ADVENTURES IN REALLYBIGMEANDOG LAND

July 3, 2018

Hello my intrepid readers.  It is currently 1040 in the am.  I know this because I’ve been awake since about 340 in the am.  I’m sure I dozed but you get the picture right?  No you don’t, don’t even try to get the picture.  This house is pandemonium at 340 am.  Hutch thinks he might have heard or possibly seen a man with an ax or some shit outside in the dark through a lit window so he goes insane.  Stars has his back so she starts.  Ted E. who really wants to be a big dog and has the weirdest baratone voice for a dog that size I have ever heard literally shakes you out of bed.  The cats just look bored.  So I get up because you know, it could be an ax murderer except it isn’t.  It’s a bunny.  There is a bunny on my fucking lawn at 340 in the morning and every dog in the house needs me to know this. So I thank them for saving me from the bunny and go back to bed.  HA, my mistake you see because bunnies come back.  After an hour of this fun little game I banish all dogs to their respective furniture with promises of death and throw rugs if they wake me up again.  So when I get killed by an ax wielding maniac I did it to myself cuz I told my dogs to shut the fuck up.

 

RBMD peacing the fuck out


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