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The Stabby Arias Book Club Selections

September 3, 2014

Pretty bored waiting for the new farce of a PENALTY PHASE RETRIAL- Arizona

Hi kiddies, it’s your favorite neighborhood Stabby hater, here for another installation of things I can write about while I wait until hell freezes over for the PENALTY PHASE RETRIAL to begin.
I got to thinking about our altruistic little Stabbykins and how she wants to help all those poor illiterate single language speaking singlehandedly ruining the planet with all of their un-recycled trash inmates. What a noble creature Stabby is. The whole book club thing is a stroke of genius. Not as genius as my idea for the Jeffrey Dahmer School of Culinary arts, but it’s right up there.

I think about things all the time. Deep, deep things. You know, like Einstein. I have come up with a selection of Books for the Stabby Arias Hail Mary If This Doesn’t Work I’m Screwed Book Club. Wholesome reads for all of the exemplary human beings that are totally being framed right now as we speak and they didn’t do it.

1. American Psycho. Believe it or not, this is NOT about Stabby. I myself was shocked.
2. How to infringe copyright for fun and profit
3. Setting up an irrevocable trust under questionable circumstances.
4. Screw Son of Sam.
5. Snow White and the seven abusive little pricks who all mysteriously died in their sleep.
6. The court pencil and Nurmi’s Chair have a very bad day.
7. How to successfully pretend to be a superior court judge
8. Pitbulls for dummies
9. Hair dye – It can make a difference
10.How to use twitter to your advantage
11.HLN can suck it
12.How I became a Ninja-not based on true events
13.Migraines-not just for work sick days anymore
14.How to successfully harass anyone.

I am sure there are many that I have yet to come up with, but that should give the Stabby Arias Hail Mary If This Doesn’t Work I’m Screwed Book club some reading material to start off with.

Stabby, feel free to contact me anytime for more suggestions cuz I know that your good buddy Donovan is an avid reader. Hi Donavan. When exactly am I getting sued by the way? Any firm date yet or is it still just take it down or blah blah blah.

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Since it’s the weekend and the Jury isn’t deliberating I thought I’d be Like Alfred E. Nurmi and Make Some Words up

May 5, 2013

Makin’ shit up cuz I’m bored Arizona

Stabby- someone with a fondness of stabbing a person or animal with sharp, pointy objects

Analhilate- annihilate but as it pertains to sexual acts

Juanderful- Anything pertaining to Juan Martinez

Floresation – something that is quietly good for you

Migrainitis- the act of faking a migraine whenever testimony does not seem to be going your way

Hodi Scariass- pretty self explanatory

Blunderland – The place cartoon characters go to be abused

Tortoiphobia – the unnatural fear that Alfred E. Nurmi will never actually finish a complete sentence.

Asshat – See Jenny from the Cell Block, Alfred E. Nurmi, Stabby Arias.

sadokjrwaoyhedovbnerwtgnh- the shit that happens when I bang my head off of my keyboard

Ermegerd – the word Nurmi utters under his breath when even HE can’t believe what he is about to say

Covertitis – a condition which one develops after hearing the phrase covert mission more than seventy times in an hour

If you have any of your own please add them to the comment section and I will post them to the list with credit.

Hoping for a very speedy verdict tomorrow so that Travis can finally rest in peace and his family can finally find some.

Ally la Toiletta–much like the real thing only when u push the handle shit comes out. This one is from G.E. Smith.  and a great one.


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