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The Philip Chism Trial Day 4: The Judge Got Mad Edition

November 22, 2015

Still on the borrowed computer that is older than dirt.

So, as I feared and predicted, the Judge was not amused in the slightest with the shenanigans of the pool cameraman. I do not know what exactly this particular idiot was thinking, but he fucked us for a live feed for the foreseeable future. I fucking hate this bullshit of let’s see how far across the line we can get. He didn’t just cross it, he pole vaulted across that fucker. Showing jurors faces, zooming in on the prosecutors notes, etc. Judge Lowy has  always been a huge proponent of cameras in the courtroom, he gives leeway if it is accidental, but this was so blatant that he pretty much lost his shit.  He did not say the cameras were banned for the remainder of the trial, but cameras are likely banned for the duration of the trial.  Maybe he will allow a different operator or something.

Mr. Pimentel, the Spanish speaking gentleman was back on the stand today.  His English is quite poor, but for the life of me I cannot understand how his supervisor Danny could possible confuse blue and blood, no matter how thick the accent. They just do not sound anything alike, in English or Spanish.  Danny apparently just gave him a hose and a key to turn the tap on.

Pimentel, doing his job, hosed down the floor and walls, then got a floor cleaning machine and then for good measure he used a mop and bucket.  Everything had cleaning solution in it so bye bye DNA.  In total the bathroom took about 45 minutes to clean and Pimental said that since his boss was not concerned, neither was he.  Let that sink in.  45 minutes to clean up all the blood in the girls bathroom at a high school.  A room roughly the size of my laundry room.  That my friends is a lot of blood.

Defense was up for cross examination and still asking some of the most mundane questions I have ever heard in a court room, which makes me wonder exactly what kind of fuckery they have up their slimy little sleeves.  First question was “have you ever seen so much blood there before?”  Think about that question for a moment. Is the defense trying to infer that blood in the bathroom in large quantities is a fairly regular occurrence?  Does he mean as opposed to say someone who has their period and decided to just let her rip on the floor? Is he just an idiot?  You decide. Pimental answered that nope, nuh uh, he had never seen that much blood in the bathroom before. The next question was “did you tell the prosecutor it looked like a slaughterhouse?” That was answered in the affirmative and just like that Pimental’s cross examination was over.

Former custodian Dan Marshall was next up on the prosecutors list of basically useless witnesses.  Just as an aside, if I ever get murdered in Mass.  Someone please move my body to an adjacent state.  Thanks.

Dan Marshall testified that he thought that Pimental was saying blue not blood and he thought a bunch of cleaner had been spilled. So instead of going to look for himself he just handed over a hose and a key and probably went back to watching internet porn or whatever had him so busy he couldn’t go see if maybe Pimental even needed a respirator or something with a bunch of industrial cleaner spilled all over the place. Once again the defense had no questions and Danny was excused.  Not for being a complete idiot, just from the stand.

Kelly King a forensic scientist with the state crime lab was then called by the prosecution. (I’m sorry, I’m in shock that they have a crime lab. Please give me a moment.)

Apparently, King was on site and as they were walking back a trainee noticed a toe with nail polish sticking out of the leaves.  King went back with a paramedic and uncovered the rest of Colleen.  The paramedic checked and said that she was deceased.  She was naked from the waist down and had been heavily beaten and raped.

King went to the bathroom and despite the cleaners best efforts to totally eradicate all the evidence, she found several blood stains on a wall and in the stall.

The prosecution has brought out round six hundred of the exhibits. First is a blood caked white glove, and then the other. Next was the note found saying I hate you all.  Then a sock and a yellow backpack with Jism’s identification on top of it. The backpack itself was stained with blood.  The rest of the parade of recovered clothing is brought out, both Jism’s and Colleen’s pants and underwear again. Jism’s blood stained jeans had the jury’s rapt attention.

Defense is now up. Let us see what asinine questions they ask this witness.  First question Osler asked was about the wounds.  They were very deep cuts was the reply. Jizzy perked up considerably once they started talking about his handy work.  He listened intently with a hint of a leer on his face.  Osler wants to know why there was such a small amount of blood found with the body.  That would be because she bled out in the bathroom and all over Jism you stupid, stupid person.  King didn’t say it, but you know she was thinking it.   There was a sidebar and when it was over there were a couple of questions about the tree branch that was used to violate Colleen some more and the defense released the witness.

Next on the stand was the paramedic who pronounced her pretty fucking dead.  No questions from the defense and he was done.

Now the prosecution started calling students. The first one up was the one I was waiting for; Emily.  Emily was one of the people that saw fuckwad rolling the recycle bin.  She was not supposed to be there, she was supposed to be at track practice but she had shin splints and instead she was seated at a picnic table doing homework when the murdering fuck wheeled on by.  Big man who likes to kill tiny little teachers was having a difficult time of it.  She watched him wrestle with the bin for about five minutes.  No questions from the defense because what the fuck could they possibly say with that print powder covered bin sitting prominently in the courtroom.

Last witness of the day was another student who was in Colleens class with Jackoff, I mean Jism that day. She stayed after school to get some help but ended up just drawing on the chalk board and talking with Colleen.  She wasn’t really listening to what they were talking about but said Jism seemed angry when Colleen left the room. She said before she left she told Ms. Ritzer what a great teacher she was and that seemed to piss the psychopath off.  She was the last person besides the fuckwad to see Colleen alive.

There was a sidebar and court was called for the day.

So, here are some things to ponder since lots of people are asking.  Jism definitely got blood on him, but I think he slit her throat from behind which is why his dominant hand was completely soaked in blood compared to the rest of him.  Once most of the arterial spray had subsided he spun her and did what he did and that is how the blood got on the shirts and pants.  The first pair of shoes was covered likely from a heavy rain of gravitational blood.  The second pair if you remember had only a couple of gravitational drops likely from when he was moving her.  I am also fairly certain this is not the first time the psycho has killed something or someone using a blade.  He was waaaaaay too prepared.  Scarily prepared. Like Ted Bundy prepared.

So, there you have it, Day 4, sorry for the delay.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out.

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 3-The No I Don’t, Yes I Do Edition

November 19, 2015

Absolutely loving the computer that likely witnessed the asteroid hit that killed the dinosaurs.

Welcome to day 3 of the you are so fucked it defies all attempts at quantification trial of Philip Chism.

Well, we may be screwed for anymore live feed since one of the camera persons showed two of the jurors faces.

DJ Jazzy Jizzy has once again, some more, still been declared competent and spent a half hour wasting the Judges time while he explained that he had the right to not be present as his defense leach had told the Judge was his wish. Instead of just saying he changed his mind he let the Judge waste a bunch of time and oxygen before he asked if he wished to waive his right to be in the courtroom, to which he casually answered “no, he did not wish to waive his right to be in the courtroom.”

The Jury was brought in and they were polled as to whether they had followed the admonition. I’ve often wondered what juror would say nope, went home and googled the fuck out of this piece of shit.

Super sleuth detective dog officer Falco’s coffee fetcher was back on the stand. More exhibits were brought out. Some really bloody grey sneakers (the ones we get to see him originally wearing in the video later) Falco also found soccer cleats and a pair of ladies black flats, a pair of blood soaked jeans. Exhibit number I have no fucking idea was the pair of ladies black flats that will also be seen in a video in about 10 minutes. Detective Falco’s flunky decided to sideline him because he was apparently tired, not to tired to protest being tied to a tree, but tired. All by himself leash holder Eddington found a pair of ladies pants. A cadaver dog was called in but for whatever reason was not used.

Defense was up. It was all the same question for every exhibit. So for brevities sake, was there any blood found around any of the items. This is quite possibly the dumbest question I have ever heard about this particular kind of evidence. Everyone already is well aware she was killed in the bathroom. She was dead in there long enough to do his first change of clothes, she had bled out, so why would there be blood all over the place at the secondary crime scene. Stupid question meant to confuse the jury, nothing more. they also asked if the leash holder returned to the scene in the daylight and was the recycle bin still there. He had no idea if it was or not.

the judge is not publishing the blood evidence to the gallery, but from everything I have heard conceded by the police so far, they may be the most inept police department in the history of ever. Find evidence, pick it up and carry it around and then get told to put it back as close to where it was found as you can remember so it can be photographed. Blood soaked things turned out to have blood streaks, or blood transfer, not so much blood soaked. There was no pool of blood at the bottom of the recycle bin and there should not have been. Colleen bled out in the bathroom.

An officer named Baldison was on site and spent four days trying to fix the video which he eventually did. 140 motion sensor bubble cameras which every student is aware of.

While he was doing that and once the secondary scene was completely compromised one of the keystone cops decided it might be a good idea to cordon off the area and wait for daylight and CSU.

Baldison was called for an update and was able to give some good news, he had fixed some of the video and you could see Colleen being followed into the woman’s bathroom. If anyone had any doubt about the stalky little psychopaths intentions, he puts on a pair of latex gloves just before he follows her into the bathroom. He was in there for 11 minutes. ELEVEN.

Next up was Carolyn Quigly who was there to pick up her kid after school. She happened to be parked in a place where she could see Jizzy changing his clothing and leaving a bundle of what we all assume was bloody clothing in a corner behind some bushes.
No Questions from the defense. What could they possibly say.

Next up was the witness I was waiting for because it proved my theory about what happened to the blood. Benicio Pameto who was a cleaner at Danvers high school. He doesn’t really speak English, but he discovered the bathroom which was a bloodbath and I believe him. He saw bloody footprints coming out of the door and when he opened the door what he described was high velocity spatter against the wall, 2 separate blood pools and blood in most of the stalls. My guess is she was trying to get away.

He went to inform his supervisor but he really doesn’t speak English and he was apparently misunderstood. When he said blood boss heard blue and thought he or someone had spilled a bunch of cleaner so he was told to clean it up which he dutifully did.

I do not ever want to get murdered in Mass if this is the way things are done. Destroyed crime scenes, cops trampling all over possible evidence, cameras that need four days to recover all the video they contain. Fuck me sideways, it is like something out of a really bad cop comedy.

Part 4 will be late tonight or early tomorrow.

Oh, for anyone interested, Jared Fogel  actually tried the twinkie defense but with subway sandwiches and he got 15 years.

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The Philip Chism Trial Day 2. Poor Muffin Had A Meltdown Edition

November 17, 2015

Still typing on the computer that Caligula used to name his horse Consul .

Hai everybody. Your Law Professor\doctor of doctoring\honorary dvm\Queen of everything and Dean of Fuckery is back with day two of what could potentially be the never ending Chism Trial.

Before we get started, I’d just like to say that I know there are a ton of trials going on right now and normally I would attempt to touch on them, but until Renae’s situation is resolved I am using all my resources for this trial and Renae. If anyone here is following other trials and you could do a recap that I could post it would be appreciated. I would also like to give Constance a HUGE thank you for all the research she has done for me. There are a couple of things I would have totally missed if she had not caught them.

Today started with Colleen’s mother on the stand. For whatever reason the first half hour was not streamed, my best guess being that she did not want to be seen or heard on the television.

Because our young psychopath  has pled not guilty by reason of insanity, he is sort of obligated to act insane. I am starting to see many parallels between young Jism and it which I will not name. Jizzy is putting on quite the show, I will give him that. I have no doubt he is taking from his Legal Aid bag of douche Ms. Regan.

Stephanie Wennerberg was up on the stand. she has 2.5 years on the force but only 2months at time of murder. She was on the 5pm to 1am shift.  She was dispatched to Danvers \High School on a missing person report.  She took part in a  search at Danvers high school. Searched with several people. found nothing of note at that time. Colleen’s classroom was checked as part of the search. Bathrooms were searched at a later time. First search of academic wing bathrooms yielded nothing. At some point additional information was received and then the perimeter was searched as well as the field to the left of the academic wing.    The woods are adjacent to  the academic wing. During the perimeter search she  found two blue and white underarmour gloves and a black purse wedged between two boulders at the head of the Rail Trail. It was Colleen Ritzer’s bag. Officer Wannabe maintained custody of bag and then began searching to the right of the boulders further into the woods. It  was dark but she had a flashlight. She noticed several discarded items on the ground. A folded piece of paper, a white glove and a torn piece of fabric. All had blood on them. Other teachers were helping her search at that point.  She radio’d in and was instructed by the K9 officer to get everyone away from the potential crime scene which she did.  Other Danvers officers arrived presently.

K9 officer arrived on scene and took control of the scene.  Officer Wannabe being the newest addition to the force got dumpster duty while more senior officers took over the crime scene. After dumpsters, Wannabe was directed to check the second floor bathroom.

The lighting in most of the school is motion activated, so she could not see until the lights activated. She very adamantly stated that it was clear that it had very recently been cleaned and smelled of disinfectant.  The trash was emptied and the toilet seats were up. As she was leaving she noticed a smear that looked sort of like a hand print in blood with streaks running down the doorframe. Captain Ambrose (sic) was informed that something had been found. All personnel began to be careful of what they were saying over the radio’s because why not. This PD reminds  me of Paul Blart Mall Cop and all of his cousins. But not in a good way.

The defense was up and had obviously come to the same conclusion I have. The smudge (handprint) was found right near the door handle which is not even close to waist high as officer Wannabe had stated.  There was also what the defense called blood spatter found near the bottom of a dividing wall, but it looks like cast off to me.  Defense is pounding that this is all the blood that was found in the bathroom. She already said the bathroom had been cleaned, but not by whom? If Jizm did it, it is further proof that he had all his faculties about him, and if the cleaning staff did it, they immediately need to be fired because they did a really shitty cleaning job. Oh and they didn’t report the several pints of blood that would have been all over the place. Next we got to see more evidentiary pictures. Items found by Wannabe, who stated that they were covered in blood. She was asked twice by the defense if she touched anything and she said no.  Well, the white glove was definitely NOT covered in blood on the side you could see in the picture.  The paper definitely had blood on it, but again not covered in blood.  The piece of cloth that was found, now that was fairly blood soaked.   Thank all the powers that be that officer I have no idea what I’m saying didn’t find the body.

Justin Ellenton was the  k9 officer who responded to the scene. He has been K9 for 8 yrs. Falco was the officer dog partnered with Justin.  Falco was always with him because he was his partner. Falco has mad skills.  He is trained to track human sent, find evidence, bodies, drugs, protection work ie apprehension or intervention. He will only bite on specific commands. Falco had been used earlier that night looking for missing student Philip chism. It took about 3 minutes to get to the scene where they met with Wannerberg. She was instructed to bring the found bag to Falco. Falco was shown the bag and put in the down position, commanded to track and he began to search. We are up to exhibit 40 already and it is only an hour and a half into day two. There was a gully and then woods. Thorns, pricker bushes, grade was flat and then inclined.  Falco led them to the middle of the slope and up into the opening of what is known as the orchards. Falco, the only cop on site apparently, took Ellenton to the two boulders.  Officer Falco pulled to the left and alerted that he had found something. The new lead detective had found a purple bag in plain sight and there were leaves over the rest of the items. No items were touched or moved. k9 locates only. Detective Falco was removed and told to get back to work.  Falco pulled the guy holding the leash into the woods and to the left. He pulled strongly to the top of a rise. The guy with the leash  had a flashlight with him but only uses it when necessary. Detective Falco found a grey sneaker which had a lot of blood on it his handler noted.    Next Falco pulled towards rocks on the Rail trail and pulled the guy with the leash strongly to the fence and started working fence line. Falco was acting almost frantic, mostly because he realized at that moment he was working with the keystone cops.  Falco needed to be on the other side of the fence but nobody spoke his language apparently.  The guy with the leash spoke a little dog and he eventually got it. Falco dove down into the ditch on the other side of the fence and found how the body had been transported.  There was a large green recycle bin which Falco pawed at in aggravation. Detective Falco was more than a little angry when he was removed from the case, and to add insult to injury tied to a tree so that Ellenton could take all the credit.  AGAIN. Ellenton investigated the recycle bin. The  brush was too thick to take bin any further so it was dumped there. Ellenton and two other human officers who were on the scene checked out the recycle bin.  Inspecting it with a flashlight they discovered that the inside was pretty much covered in blood. There were also some books in it that were soaked in blood. At least until the defense proves that it wasn’t soaked in blood which should be tomorrow.

The Judgiest Judge that ever lived called morning recess and that is when jizzy brought the fuckery.  He was shaking, said he felt like he was going to explode  and he couldn’t take it anymore. He told the bailiff he didn’t want to come out because he didn’t want to hurt the bailiff or anybody else. Best Judge ever noted for the record that it is not that he doesn’t understand or that he can’t he simply refuses to.

The state noted the timing was very convenient seeing as how the recycling barrel was about to be brought in. They also noted for the record that the defense picks and chooses what it likes from the competency report. It needs to be made clear that he is not in charge of these proceedings since he seems to think he is. The Judge acknowledges that he is stressed, as is every defendant in the history of ever but that is not about competency it is about refusal.  Totally a judge is onto Jism. There will be a truncated 15A to check his competency again and  the judge called a recess so he could observe the defendant for himself.

Jism decided to lay on the floor and mumble to himself instead of answer any questions the Judge posed. The Judge is determined that there be no appealable errors so he called the shrink familiar with the case to look at him before they continue.  Court was called for the day and Jurors were instructed to be there for 10:15 am tomorrow.

This thing is pure psychopath and I could give a fuck how old he is.  God help where ever he ends up if he gets off. He will definitely kill again.

That is it for tonight kids.

RBMD peacing the fuck out!

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The Really Big Mean Dog School Of Law Presents: If You’re Fucked And You Know It Plead Insanity

October 20, 2015

Hello Class, it’s me your law professor/Dean of fuckery/ queen of all I survey.  As you can see by the title, tonight’s class is on the insanity defense.

The insanity defense is always, ALWAYS used as a last resort.  We in the law profession (not really) call it the defense of last resort for a reason.  Unless you are a helmet wearing, window licking, roadkill kissing, dog fucking mess, it ain’t gonna work.  The defense just uses it because they are pretty much out of any other option. Well other then yup, he did it, throw him in with a couple of short eyes and lock the fuckin door.

The problem with the insanity defense as one of our astute readers pointed out is that we (the state) have to prove that he wasn’t insane AT THE TIME HE COMMITTED THE ATTROCITIES IN QUESTION.  His mental state now has little to no bearing unless of course he is displaying any of the above mentioned afflictions.

Before we get into the state of Mr. Jism’s mental capacity at the time, let us take a moment to question why there is no death penalty unless you happen to be a fuckin Boston Bomber.  Massachusetts saves the death penalty for acts of terrorism only.  I bet if somebody asked Colleen about terrorism before she died she’d vote for the fucking needle.

Anyway, getting back to Jism’s state of sanity at the time of the offense. He went to school armed with a box cutter, gloves, a ski mask and a change of clothing.   He is accused of attacking her in the restroom on the second floor of the high school at 3:30pm.  That time is important. It is important because most of the student body was gone.   He removed her body from the school in a recycling bin and dumped it out in the adjacent woods and disposed of the body. He took the time to rape her with a branch and then cover her with leaves and debris.  He robbed her of her cell phone, credit cards and panties.   He then went and saw a  movie and had some fast food for dinner.

Now, I don’t want to be a party pooper, but it seems to me that Jism went to school knowing full well that he was going to kill Colleen, he has the presence of mind to take extra clothes and get rid of his bloody ones, he covertly got her body out of the school in a recycling bin, her perpetuated more atrocities, he robbed her so he could presumably go to a movie and get some taco bell and he had the foresight to try and cover the body.

I don’t see any glass licking going on anywhere.  About the only part he fucked up in a well planned murder was he fucking got caught.  Therefore, I surmise this is just to kill three more weeks or so while his lawyers come up with the now patented his parents beat him with a wooden spoon and they did a lot of coke and shit while he was three or four.  I forget.

Class dismissed

RBMD peacing the fuck out.


The Victim’s Name Is Colleen Ritzer

October 18, 2015

Colleen Ritzer was born May 13 1989 in Massachusetts.  She was murdered by yet another entitled sick fuck piece of shit by the name of Philip Chism.  She was ripped from the world on October 23rd 2013.  She was whole years old.  Thankfully, the powers that be, due to the heinous nature of the murder have decided that jism will be tried as an adult.  Yeah I typo’d and it stays.

Naturally Jism has so far blamed Colleen for her own murder, stated that he didn’t do it, said he was coerced, confessed, had the confession tossed, was slated for opening arguments on the 20th of this month but now his wonderful flock of fucktard attorneys are going to throw the hail mary he is insane defense at the wall and see if it sticks.

Jism isn’t nuts, he’s just another garden variety psychopath basking in his 15 minutes of fame.  Bask away you piece of shit, prison is forever and the boys are going to just love you.

We now have a three week delay while the DA and defense throw some psychiatrists at each other to decide whether our precious little snowflake can aid in his own defense.

Just to recap, Jism stabbed his teacher16 times in the throat with a boxcutter, raped her at least twice, assaulted her with a stick and was found with her bloody credit cards and panties.

I already hate this piece of shit and I’m just getting started.  Can’t wait for trial.

Tomorrow we will be having a really big mean dog school of law class on insanity as a last resort.

Till then…RBMD peacing the fuck out


Today We Are Going to Talk About The Three Things I Hate the Most -Casey Anthony, Child Abuse and Animal Cruelty

April 5, 2015

My heart is heavy today- Planet Earth

This is not one of my normal blogs. It is heavy and kind of sad and if you choose not to read it that’s cool.

Hai everyone. Your Queen is troubled today for a myriad of reasons. Three of the multitude of reasons are mentioned above. Casey Anthony, child murderer has been on my mind a lot lately because it was her that made me lose faith in the judicial system at large. She flat out got away with murder, and not just murder but the murder of her own child. I understand that a jury of her peers found her not guilty and that disturbs me because if Caylee’s daddy had been up on those charges he would be sitting on death row right now. People do not want to believe that something as sacred as a child could be killed by the person who carried her for nine months, who felt her kick and move within her, who when you looked into her eyes you were looking into your own soul. The evidence against her was overwhelming, it was a slam dunk and she walked away found not guilty of murder. I followed that case from inception, fully intending to write a book about it, but halfway through the trial I was so disgusted with the entire sideshow I shelved my plans because I had a horrible premonition of how it was all going to end. No justice for that beautiful baby girl despite the mountains of evidence against that evil, spoiled, unfeeling cow. I remember watching as she gave the police the run around and dug herself deeper and deeper in to the hole she had begun. I watched in disbelief as her mother continued to not only believe the shit that was piled so high it threatened to cover the entirely of Florida but in the end decided to lie for the person who had murdered her Grand daughter. The science was irrefutable, the prosecution particularly Jeff Ashton were brilliant and she still escaped the justice she so richly deserved. So what has the baby murderer been up to in the ensuing years? She stiffed Jose Baez for over $300000 when she went bankrupt, she attempted to sell the rights to a book but what nobody knew is that no publishing house on earth would touch it with a barge pole. Not penned by her, you see they all fully believed what the majority of us believe, she killed her baby because Caylee was getting in the way of her partying. She lives with Cheney Mason, her other lawyer and performs “secretarial duties” in exchange for a place to stay. She has reported her income as zero for the past several years.

According the Mason, the baby killers life is hell. She is fearful to venture outside for fear some person seeking actual justice might just shoot her in the face. We know this is a lie as she has been seen in clubs in Florida recently as well as very soon after her acquittal. Cheney of course wrote a book as did Baez to try and recoup some of the money they got hosed for during her bankruptcy hearing.

Her family has completely cut ties with her which would be the first thing one would think they would do knowing she is a murdering bitch. Of course the family also held a yard sale of Caylee’s things because there is nothing sad about that. George Anthony twice on Dr. Phil said he totally blames his sick bitch of a daughter for Caylee’s death.

Latest Casey Anthony sightings put her in Siesta Key Florida sitting on a beach reading a book without a care in the world. So much for fearing for her life I guess. As a matter of record, PI Bill Warner says that the murderous bitch frequents bars in Siesta Keys within walking distance to her rented house. Amazing the things you can do with zero income.

I believe there is a special place deep in the bowels of hell for Ms. Casey Anthony. In it I believe that Caylee gets to torture her daily with cholorform and being locked in the trunk of a car till she dies, only to be resurrected so it can be done to her again.

The second thing on my list is child abuse. Has anyone besides me noticed the absolutely horrifying amount of child deaths due to abuse and neglect in the news lately. This makes me absolutely sick and filled with despair. Our most vulnerable and precious things being mercilessly injured and killed by the people that are supposed to love and protect them. Those people should be convicted and taken out back of the courthouse and shot. Just like that.

Animal abuse is one of the three markers of a psychopath (cue Stabby). There has also been a serious rise in the amount of animal abuse cases in the news. That however is going to continue to be a thing until actual laws with some teeth in them are enacted. I don’t see that happening anytime soon. I cannot imagine purposely hurting an animal. I mean unless it is attacking you or is rabid I cannot understand it and I have tried. I get hunting for meat but not sport, not just for a set of antlers. More animals hit the endangered species list every day. It has gotten so bad that rhino’s have now been granted personal bodyguards. Think about that. We have to protect rhino’s because some fucking idiot thinks his ground up horn with give him a stiffy. What the fuck is that even about. It’s 2015 and people still believe this shit. I’ve given up hope for the human race. We kill and hurt and maim because we can and because there is a buck to be made and that makes us barbarians and nothing more.

That’s it for tonight kids. Please ponder what I have said
A sad RBMD peacing the fuck out.


The Never Ending Stabby Einstein Penalty Phase Retrial- The Psychological Vomit Edition

November 20, 2014

You’re going to need a bigger bucket – Arizona

Hai kids, welcome to yet another edition of the trials and tribulations of Stabby Einstein and the whole entire funky bunch. Todays post is brought to you by Shirley’s House of Pain and Pleasure where their motto is “If you or someone you know has a kink, we can turn it into a mitigating factor for you.”

Since this is just kinda the way we roll now I will provide you with updates before we get into the meat of todays trial.

I am going to live. Sorry PV. I do not need a heart transplant and yes that was apparently a possibility for a while, but the docs have decided that I do not, they can fix what is broken in mine. I have something called Ebsteins Anomoly. I am going to have to have two heart valves replaced which I know sounds really scary, but sounds much less scary than a removal and replacement of my heart. The also have to do some procedure while they are in there to help with the electrical impulses in my heart. Not a pacemaker but along the same idea.

Now that we have that all taken care of, onto todays big bunch of bullshit that is the retrial that will never end.

The day began with Great Nana Dr. Sexpert back on the stand to tell some more of the story that the defense paid her to tell. Dr. Sexpert begins by saying that Travis did not see Stabby as a real person outside of the bedroom. My immediate question was since I don’t see her as a real person now, does that make me a bad person? Today Great Nana Dr. Sexpert is also getting into Travis’ so called vulgarities apparently criticizing Stabby for looking cheap. I think she left the whore part off, cheap whore sounds much more appropriate to me.

Stabby and Jenny From the Cell Block were barely aware there was a trial going on around them they were so busy whispering and giggling with each other.

Dr. Sexpert, who is an expert on the subject because she was likely there when sex was invented and may or may not have gone to pre-school with Jesus is somewhat less than believable when everything that Stabby did was okay and everything that Travis did was deviant sexual behavior. They are paying her $275 per hour to say what they want her to day and after three mind numbing day on the stand where we have learned that the sex expert doesn’t know what Jizz or a fuckbuddy is, is finally getting to the day of the murder.

Juan is objecting to everything Nurmi asks. Great Nana Dr. Sexpert says it was a vicious killing, Horrible and Juan objects to the word horrible. She keeps trying to describe the scene that day and Juan keeps objecting, I’m guessing because she wasn’t there so she has no foundation to describe the scene. Nurmi tries again. Was this murder viscious? Yes. Was it horrible and Juan objects and is sustained again on horrible. Nurmi asks how you go to sex four hours earlier to that and Juan objects and there is a sidebar. Again, just my opinion, but since the she wasn’t there refereeing, there is no foundation for her to answer the question. We sidebar right up till lunchtime. Since everyone is aware that Juan is going to be up on cross at some point in the near future the vet is quietly brought in with extra tranquilizer darts and a case of goodboy treats are deposited on the prosecution table. The vet is looking decidedly nervous since Juan has been on full snarl since trial started this morning.

After lunch Alfred E. says he has just a few more questions. Dr. Sexpert says something happened in that bathroom but she doesn’t know what because she wasn’t there to which the entire planet replied “No. Really?” Nurms tried to wrap everything into a nice tidy this all happened because of abuse bow while a snarling and snapping Juan objected to everything through the muzzle that was about to be removed.

She says that what happened in that bathroom was Psychological vomit. Now there is a catch phrase for an office pamphlet. We specialize in psychological vomit. I know I’d want her for my paid expert. I got some vomit for ya, you crazy old bat. This by the way is Great Nana Dr. Sexpert. great nana Dr. Sexpert 2 She looks a lot more like an expert in mahjong than in deviant sexual behavior.  My lawyer emailed me about 3 hours ago and all it said was HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sex expert. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Flores quickly removed the muzzle and threw himself backwards while the vet aimed and fired. The first dart hit home but we won’t know for a few minutes if it is having the desired effect.

The dart didn’t work. “When her father smacked her across the back of the head and she yelled “FUCK YOU BILL” would you call that suffering in silence like you have been alluding too? Suddenly Great Nana Dr. Sexpert didn’t look quite so comfortable on the stand. Nurmi of course objects to everything. At one point I think he may have objected to his own objection.

Juan asks about a transcript of an interview with Carl. Dr. Sexpert says she never reviewed that transcript. Juan then barked out who is Carl. Dr. Sexpert answered (and I’m not making this up) Stabby’s Father. Once he was done laughing Juan said no, it’s her brother and then he said (you stupid useless bitch) in that tone only other dogs can hear.
Juan is demanding yes or no answers and Dr. Sexpert seems to think she doesn’t have to provide them. I guess she didn’t see what mincemeat LaToilette looked like and it looks like she may be headed in the same direction. He wants to know if she reviewed all the documents and she seems unsure and then he did it. He asked Dr. Sexpert if she was having problems with her memory and I laughed till I almost fell out of my chair.

It has been under 20 minutes and Great Nana Dr. Sexpert is beginning to crack like a walnut. A really, really old walnut. Nurmi of course is trying to do damage control and asked for a sidebar I would assume to let his expert collect herself. Good luck with that Nurms. Your expert is not prepared.

Sidebar is over and it would seem that Dr. Sexpert is anxious to spar with the mighty pit bull. Maybe it was all the talk of sexual deviance that didn’t exist that got Great Nana Dr. Sexperts juices flowing but she was definitely ready to roll around with Juan for a bit and Juan was every bit as ready to make her his bitch. And he proceeded to do just that. Juan asks a question, she tries to dance and it is that moment that sometimes Judge Stephens remembered that she is indeed sometimes a Judge and ordered Dr. Sexpert to answer. The good Doc seemed less than amused that she was not allowed to continue to offer complete dissertations instead of yes or no answers. Stabby was in deep discussions with Jenny from the Cell Block probably telling her she better get a leash on this expert or she was gonna get Stabbied. Juan got her to admit that she flitted from boyfriend to boyfriend and was not the stable slice of happy that Dr. Sexpert was trying to make her out to be.

Juan is now showing Dr. Sexpert a whole shit ton of papers that she has never seen. I’m SHOCKED. They all say that Stabby is a sociopath. Dr. Sexpert had no idea. It was a beautiful moment. She also has no idea at what point Stabby and Travis became a couple. Silly little facts that are maybe kind of important. She finally just agreed to go with 2007. YAY we’ve made progress. Juan actually had to prod her by asking if she watched the 48 hrs program. Dr. Sexpert said yes. Juan said do you recall her saying the date that they started dating? She said she vaguely remembered something like that. Pesky damn details anyway.

Dr. Sexpert didn’t feel that Stabby’s admitted violent streak, you know the one where she kicked holes in walls, smashed mirrors, maybe strangled a cat and disappeared a dog were not important facts to consider after a vicious murder. She outright admitted that Stabby’s anger issues had no bearing on her opinion on the case. (and then Jenny had someone wheel some more money out to Dr. Sexperts car) She said that Travis was the poisonous ingredient in the relationship and Stabby being a violent sociopath had nothing to do with it.

Juan asked if she was a mind reader for trying to answer questions before they are asked. She said she wished which of course is the totally professional thing to say in answer to that question.

Juan jumped slightly forward as another tranquilizer dart was successfully deployed and then continued with his questioning although he did seem to mellow just a little. He wanted to know if she knew the secret. She was rendered speechless. Of course he was referring to the Secret that Stabby adhered to that was in the notes that Dr. Sexpert had obviously not read.

Nurmi had a very bad day objection wise. He got overruled almost every time. Ahhhh, they must have had a lovers quarrel. Dr. Sexpert admits that all the info she went by was provided by the defense because that is who she was hired by.

Juan then put up the text about how she was getting her cooch waxed so it would be nice and smooth and asked Great Nana Dr. Sexpert which one of them instigated that particular email and poor Dr. Sexpert had to concede that it was the totally not seasoned stabbykins.

Court was dismissed till Monday at 9:30 am and we have a hearing about Nurmi’s evidence tampering tomorrow. YAY!! It would be so cool if he conducted the rest of his trial from closed circuit television from a prison cell.

That is it for tonight kids. Have a great night and I will C U 2morrow if I get anything about the hearing.

RBMD Peacing the fuck out.

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